Chapter 292: There is only one Li Jinyu in the world
"Old man, you're not bluffing me, are you?"
Xiao Yuanshan rolled his eyes: "The old man doesn't have that kind of boring hobby, this is what Yelu Alian told me personally, it is said that what kind of eight characters are to match......"
Li Jinyu said: "Eight characters for birthday? Isn't that the time to match birthdays? What's the name? ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "That guy is vassally elegant, he likes Han culture but he learns it messily, I think I have lived in Han for 30 years, and I must know these things very well." ”
Li Jinyu said: "Alas! This time it's really the wrong question, you don't understand this even if you shave your beard! ”
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.
Xiao Yuanshan has no other hobbies, but he likes his beard very much, and once said that he can quit drinking and meat, but his beard can never be shaved.
What Li Jinyu meant by this was that Xiao Yuanshan was a big old man, and he couldn't understand these things anyway.
Xiao Yuanshan said loudly: "What are you laughing at?" I'm not a matchmaker, how can I understand those things? ”
Li Jinyu said: "Don't understand? I don't understand because you don't need to, and when you need it, you will definitely hold a book day and night to read, and you will definitely understand it better than anyone else! ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "Lao Tzu can use this? ”
Li Jinyu said: "Don't you need it? Are you sure? Your son is no longer marrying a daughter-in-law? You don't want grandchildren anymore? When your son marries a daughter-in-law, you don't show up, do you? ”
Xiao Yuanshan was speechless for an instant, and said in his heart that this kid had sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and he had never taken advantage of talking to him.
Take advantage?
Xiao Yuanshan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "When you kid gets married, don't you need this?" When the time comes, according to yours, give Feng'er a set. ”
Li Jinyu said: "That's not necessary, I have the emperor to give marriage, and then the Ministry of Rites should be in charge." ”
Xiao Yuanshan snorted coldly: "You bastard, you are surrounded by Yingying Yanyan, and the emperor has given you a marriage, and now you are thinking about the princess of Liao, are you not afraid that the emperor will cut you?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Huh? What do you mean? ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "The famous lady who was married by the Emperor of the Central Plains, the princess of the Emperor of Liao, who do you think is the wife?" Isn't that a big deal? ”
Li Jinyu: ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌
Xiao Yuanshan said: "Don't think I don't know, the emperor gave you a marriage, and the eight achievements are Tie Feihua." ”
Li Jinyu said: "Do you still know this? ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "Don't interrupt, when you marry Tie Feihua, then dare to mess with the grass, Tie Zhongtang's sword is not easy to mess with, aren't you afraid that he will break your legs?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "You keep talking. ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "Doctor Su's background is relatively poor, but his ability is too powerful, and he also recognized my master as his godfather, which is my niece."
The daughter of the virtual old ghost is too charming, she is not a good wife, the virtual old ghost is good at looking, and she has already accepted her fate if she wants to, and she will not fight for this.
That Miao Jiang Holy Maiden, if you don't deal with it well, when Miao Jiang gives you a Ten Thousand Gu Eclipse Heaven, you kid will be beaten with iron, can you stand it?
I can't handle these few in the family, and I still think about the princess of Da Liao, don't you know that the peach blossom is not necessarily a fortune, but also a catastrophe? ”
Li Jinyu: When will you use your brain?
Li Yuanfang: This guy's peach blossoms are really good!
Shi Wengong: The lord is really a real man!
Xiao Feng: How did my father become so smart?
Looking at the shocked expressions of the four people, Xiao Yuanshan felt a little more proud in his heart, and even the hard work of reciting lines......
It's really memorizing lines!
This is what Qi Shaoshang told Xiao Yuanshan, which can be regarded as a small counterattack to Li Jinyu's ten martial arts.
How could Li Jinyu know this, besides, Xiao Yuanshan used to be an official, although he was stupid when he practiced martial arts later, his brain must have been very flexible.
If you analyze it like this, it's normal to be able to say this, and there's nothing out of the ordinary.
……
Yelu Hongji looked at the battle report, patted his head with some annoyance, and said in his heart that he was too impulsive during the day, and if he insisted on sticking to it all the time, he would not have such a big loss.
First, 10,000 arrows were fired at each other, and then there was a white-knuckle battle, slashing and slashing, and blood was like rain.
Although Li Yuanfang and others led the charge, and Li Jinyu boosted morale, the king of Chu continued to increase the number of offensive troops in order to be able to fight quickly.
In just a battle of more than an hour, thousands of elites were lost, and the casualties were really not small.
It was only a morning battle, and Jerunerugu would not wait for the right moment, but would only attack again after a short recuperation until he could no longer attack.
Quick!
Both sides are here for a quick victory!
In the original plot, the king of Chu besieged with an army of 500,000 people, which was simply child's play.
The 500,000 soldiers eat horses and chew, and they consume a huge amount of grain and grass every day, and their movement speed is not very fast.
With so many armies coming, Yelu Hongji not only failed to realize that people used a withered insect skill, and most of the soldiers under his command were scattered, how could this be the emperor?
If the emperor is like this, he should not be the emperor, and he will continue to be embarrassed when he is the emperor.
That King of Chu is also an idiot among idiots, he doesn't know that he is in charge of the Chinese army, but he is at the front, and he was captured alive by Xiao Feng alone, and then this child's play is over.
Playing games has never been easier!
Li Jinyu thought that he could play the game, but as a result, someone increased the difficulty, strong enemies blocked the way, and most of his teammates went offline, and mutual checks and balances must be considered.
The white-edged battle like a flesh mill will pay huge casualties at every moment, and there will be blood and gas within a hundred miles.
Although Yelu Hongji is a Khitan, he does not like war, but prefers a peaceful life.
His favorite thing is not the art of war, but the Han culture, especially Confucianism, which can do poetry and songs, and is also very Buddhist, and has little interest in killing.
It's a pity that he can't help him at the moment!
Yelu Hongji looked at the casualty figures and ordered Yelu Alian: "Take Yelu out and kill Yelu Helu to sacrifice the banner when the thieves attack." ”
Yelu Alian said: "Yes! ”
Yelu Alian retreated, Yelu Hongji looked at Yelu Nanxian, the princess of Cheng'an beside him, and said with a smile: "What do you think of that general of the Han family?" ”
Yelu Nanxian said: "Handsome, brave, like a lion king who hunts prey, an eagle soaring in the sky." ”
The Khitan people admire warriors, no matter how much they like Han culture, they worship warriors the most.
Li Jinyu is not only strong in martial arts, but also has a characteristic that a Khitan warrior does not have - handsome!
Most of the Khitan masters are tall, strong, muscular, and bearded, with a cruel bloody aura and an extremely murderous aura.
Xiao Feng's appearance, among the Khitan warriors, already belongs to the level of "handsome little white face".
Compared with the rugged and heroic Xiao Feng, Li Jinyu is a genuine "handsome little white face", with polite words and deeds, and can't find a trace of fault.
When he is not making a move, Li Jinyu is more like a knowledgeable scholar than a general who charges into battle.
When it is time to strike, Li Jinyu is a more ferocious predator than the lion cheetah, and every swing of the spear can set off waves of blood.
The most important thing is that even in the midst of killing, Li Jinyu can maintain a picturesque beauty.
Most of the little white faces are useless, most of the rugged warriors are useless, and Li Jinyu belongs to the type that is both popular and useful, which is very charming.
If it weren't for the princess to maintain his demeanor, when he was toasting, Yelu Nanxian would have taken the initiative to attack.
It is said that Han people like to have good manners!
I don't like babbling!
Yelu Hongji said: "Alas! I asked Ah Lian to inquire, Li Jinyu's family background, knowledge, personality, martial arts, and temperament are all top-notch. ”
Yelu Nanxian said: "Isn't that good? ”
Yelu Hongji said: "Such a person must have great arrogance in his bones, how can ordinary people be looked at by people like him!" ”
Yelu Nanxian said: "He is not an ordinary person, am I an ordinary person?" Even if I'm not a princess, I'm a talented woman, no less than those talented women of the Han people. ”
Yelu Hongji said: "He is surrounded by many warblers and swallows, all of which are stunning. ”
Yelu Nanxian said: "Such an excellent person, if there is no woman around, it is a strange thing!" ”
Yelu Hongji said: "The emperor of the Central Plains wants to give him a marriage, and he has a childhood sweetheart. ”
Yelu Nanxian was stunned when he heard this.
She didn't have much contact with Li Jinyu, she had only seen Li Jinyu's invincible heroism, and she had some thoughts in her heart, not even "love at first sight".
If Li Jinyu doesn't have a wife, Yelu Nanxian doesn't mind fighting, and if he has a wife, and doesn't mention the face of Liao, Yelu Nanxian is not willing to be subordinate.
The more capable people are, the more arrogant they are.
Yelu Nanxian is the absolute leader of the princesses of Liao, the absolute leader of literature, martial arts, wisdom and appearance, and the princes and nobles of Liao, there are countless people who pursue Yelu Nanxian.
Yelu Nanxian once said, I want to marry a peerless hero who dominates the world, you can only rely on your parents' second ancestors, don't come to pollute my eyes.
Because of this sentence, Yelu Nanxian has reached the age of twenty this year, but he is still not married.
was gossiped a lot, and she couldn't help but secretly lower her standards, yes, in her mind, Li Jinyu belonged to the target after lowering the standards.
Yelu Nanxian liked Han culture when he was young, read a lot of Han books, and his goals when he was a child were:
- "Heavenly Khan" Li Shimin.
When I grew up, I felt that my goal was too unrealistic, and I fantasized about many heroes of the Han family, and at the same time, I was working hard to improve myself and make myself better.
Because she spoke her dreams as a child, her mother asked her a question:
- If there is really a Khan in the world, then why do you think you can be worthy of him?
Yelu Hongji said: "It's still too early to say this, let's take a step and see one step at a time." ”
Yelu Nanxian is his youngest daughter and his best daughter, but she has never had anyone.
This time, the Central Plains Sending Family Mission arrived, and the leader of the team was the leader of the Central Plains Sons List, who was the best genius in the Central Plains, and it is said that he had defeated Meng Yuan Tianjiao.
Yelu Hongji brought Yelu Nanxian here, but it was a pity that Li Jinyu had the Central Plains Emperor to marry, and most of this matter was to be done.
"Alas!"
Yeluhongki sighed.
If there is such an outstanding talent in Liao, it will let me pretend to be a soft egg for ten years, and I will admit it.
Unfortunately, no!
There is only one Li Jinyu in the world!
……
Yeluhongki's hunch was accurate.
After a brief rest, the army of the king of Chu attacked again, the roaring war drums resounded for hundreds of miles, and the sound of horses' hooves was like thunder, and like a swept tide.
Yelu Alian had already prepared three hundred loud voices.
Pulling their necks, they shouted: "Listen, those who are rebellious, those who surrender on their knees are forgiven, and if you continue to be stubborn, this is your fate......"
They were loud and loud, and three hundred shouted and loudened their voices with brass bells.
This shout really spread for dozens of miles.
On the high platform, Yelu Alian waved his hand, and the executioner cut it down with his sword, and unloaded Helu into eight pieces.
This was not the end, he threw the body on the trebuchet again and threw it at the military camp of the king of Chu.
Looking at the head falling from the sky, Yelu Nerugu screamed, and almost pumped his anger.
Although they had been prepared for a long time, the best son was beheaded in front of the two armies, and the blow was too great, especially very demoralizing.
Xiao Qingfang whispered: "Revenge!" ”
It means to increase morale with revenge.
Yelu Nerugu said in his heart that let your mother's fart go, this is a rebellion and a matter of losing your head, not a personal vendetta, now saying this, what do you think about letting the soldiers under your command do?
I followed you for "orthodoxy", so that I could be promoted and make a fortune, and now you are talking to me about personal vendettas?
If you shout "Warriors rush, avenge my son", Yelu Hongji can laugh and turn his back on anger.
Yelu Nerugu had been preparing for a rebellion for a long time, and he had accumulated a lot of money over the years, and he was prepared before he came.
With a wave of his hand, it was the same three hundred loud voices, the same scolding with his throat, and the same brass bell amplification.
Here I want to explain that the sound amplification of the bronze bell has nothing to do with Li Jinyu, and the first person to use this trick was the abbot of the Jingnian Zen Monastery in the Sui and Tang dynasties.
Later, this method spread out, and even the senior monks who practiced the lion's roar in Shaolin were also equipped with loudspeakers!
Yelu Nerugu's side shouted mostly what orthodoxy, interests, and Khitan martial traditions were......
There is no need for poetry and rhythm, because ordinary soldiers can't understand it, so they shout directly in the vernacular, and the battlefield is surrounded by Khitan language, which makes Li Jinyu feel painful.
The heart said how many years have you studied Han culture, when will you play the set of "Justification"?
Li Jinyu's Khitan language, I just learned two sentences casually, most of them couldn't understand, and these are definitely not good words, and they don't need Xiao Yuanshan to translate.
It's just that I thought the war was tragic before, but now this scolding has added a bit of funny.
Funny with the smell of blood!
Funny with a cruel taste!
Not funny at all!
The air was filled with a thick smell of blood, and the crows "croaked" in mid-air.
On the cliffs of the mountains in the distance, there are more than a dozen vultures with blood-red eyes, which will fly down and enjoy the delicious food at the moment of the armies of the two armies.
The shouting through the bronze bell is not like a scolding, but more like a funeral bell.
Xiao Yuanshan closed his eyes helplessly.
He was a person who hated war very much, and advocated an alliance with the Central Plains and lived in peace, but unfortunately he was ruined by Murong Bo and Xuan Ci.
Now that I finally have a chance, what I see is not the joy of forming an alliance, but the cruel bloodkill.
Man is no longer a human being, but a mechanical machine that draws a knife and wields a knife, slashes and kills.
"Li boy, why do you say this?"
Li Jinyu said: "Ambition! ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "Just for two words? ”
Li Jinyu said: "Aren't these two words enough? Throughout the ages, I don't know how many people have died for these two words, and most of them are unjust ghosts in the lake. ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "This is the case for the Han people, the same is true for the Liao people, the Mengyuan, Manchu Qing, Western Xia, and Tubo are all like this, even the monks are no exception. ”
Li Jinyu said: "People's ambitions will not end, and monks are also human beings after all, even if there are sacred immortals and Buddhas in the world, how can they really be selfless and desireless?" ”
Li Yuanfang said: "There is a very strange thing, Yelu Yixin said that the king of Chu recruited Wuyan to extend his life, but in the military array opposite, there seems to be no Wuyan to extend his life. ”
Shi Wengong said: "What is there?" Could it be that the king of Chu has so many soldiers and horses, and he can't do it without a vulture? ”
Li Yuanfang said: "Wuyan Yanshou is the son of the marshal of the Liao State, proficient in the art of war, if you want to fight quickly, you need him to command the attack." ”
Xiao Yuanshan said: "He's not here. ”
Xiao Feng said: "Where will that be?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Youzhou! ”
Li Yuanfang exclaimed, "What? ”
Li Jinyu said: "What the King of Chu is worried about is not only the elders of the Yelu family, but also the reinforcements of the Central Plains, that is, the army of Zuo Weiwei, and someone must stop them. ”