Chapter 327: Chu Liuxiang's robbery, Jiang Yuyan's madness
Chu Liuxiang, like other men, likes to classify women, but his classification method is somewhat different from that of most men.
He will neither be classified according to his face, nor by his figure, let alone by his wisdom, and it is even more impossible to classify according to martial arts!
Chu Liuxiang divides women into two kinds.
One loves to cry, the other loves to laugh.
A woman who loves to laugh is usually beautiful and smiles beautifully, otherwise she may choose to cry.
Chu Liuxiang has seen many women who are very good at laughing, but he can't help but admit that the woman who poked her head out of the rockery is much better than most women who smile better.
Not only does it look good, but it also sounds good.
Her eyes weren't too big, and they narrowed when she smiled, like a pair of crooked crescent moons.
Chu Liuxiang likes girls with big eyes, but now she has to admit that girls with small eyes are also charming, and they are very charming.
In fact, he had never seen such charming eyes, he was a little crazy.
The girl smiled: "It seems that she is not bad at all, it turns out that you are really a fool." ”
Chu Liuxiang blinked and said, "There's nothing wrong with being a nerd, at least you won't eavesdrop on others." ”
The woman said, "Who eavesdropped on you, I was here for a long time, and who told you to come here?" ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "What are you doing hiding in the rockery?" Hidden treasure? ”
The girl said, "I'm happy." ”
The great truth is not worth the "happy"!
Chu Liuxiang knew that she had met an unreasonable girl again.
He often reminded himself that he should never mess with any woman, let alone argue with her.
So now he wants to go, he wants to run, he wants to fly!
Unfortunately, it seems that it was already too late.
"Hey, nerd, that little girl seems to be seducing you just now, do you know?"
Chu Liuxiang said: "I don't know." ”
The girl said, "Don't you really understand what she said?" ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "Fake." ”
"So you're not a nerd?"
Chu Liuxiang said: "It doesn't seem to be. ”
The woman said, "Then why don't you take the bait?" That pretty little girl, seems to like you very much. ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "Because I'm not happy." ”
The great truth is not worth "happy", and the great truth is not worth "unhappy".
When Chu Liuxiang doesn't want to be unreasonable, he will be very unreasonable, but he can make being unreasonable very interesting, making it difficult for people to be angry with him.
The woman said, "Unhappy nerd, do you know what my name is?" ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "I don't know." ”
The woman said, "Then why don't you ask?" ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "Because I'm not happy." ”
The woman said: "You are not happy, but I am very happy now, I like to make you unhappy, my name is Zhang Jiejie, Gong Changzhang, clean and clean." ”
Chu Liuxiang muttered, "Zhang Jiejie? ”
Zhang Jiejie smiled: "Don't dare to be, why do you call me sister as soon as you meet!" What a good boy. ”
Before she could finish her sentence, she bent over with laughter.
Chu Liuxiang couldn't laugh a little.
Although he doesn't often take advantage of others, it is the first time in his life that he is taken advantage of by a woman.
"Little brother, what are you calling my sister for?"
Chu Liuxiang stopped talking, he knew that he couldn't avoid this catastrophe, and he only hoped that Li Jinyu would never participate, lest the peach blossom tribulation become a blood-stained peach forest.
Li Jinyu, who was nagged by Chu Liuxiang, really didn't mean to mix with these.
The rules of the rivers and lakes do not dismantle the official match!
Su Ying?
What kind of official match is Su Ying?
Obviously, the little fairy is the real official match, and Xiao Yuer must agree with this!
Besides, Li Jinyu didn't have much interest in Zhang Jiejie's family, they had been hidden for too long, and there were no treasures worth remembering.
Instead of letting them participate in the ups and downs of the rivers and lakes, it is better to continue to live a life of peach blossom paradise.
As for the future, I'll talk about it later!
The most important thing is that Li Jinyu came here to celebrate Mrs. Jin's birthday, really just to celebrate her birthday, and she has no other meaning, and she has no intention of stirring up trouble at all.
The real purpose of Li Jinyu's coming to Jiangnan is that as an inspector of Jiangnan Province, he should come to inspect and inspect, and second, he wants to find an evil monk who has infiltrated the Central Plains.
This monk's Dharma name is "Tibetan Spirit", and there is a treasure map in his hand, which is related to the inheritance of Qiao Beiming, a master of the evil sect who had competed with Zhang Danfeng decades ago.
Shura Yin Sha Gong Li Jinyu can't use it, but the Great Zhou Tianxing Qi Method, the Hundred Poison True Scripture, the Cloud Cutting Sword, the Jade Bow, and the Cold Jade Box in the treasure are not welcome.
In addition, the island is rich in exotic beasts, and there are even golden retrievers that can feed on lions and tigers.
If you bring this thing back and give it to Su Ying to raise and play, I think Su Ying will like it.
What if you don't like it?
If you don't like it, taste it!
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Dongping County, Pinghu Township.
There was once a hero here, whose name was Yang Zhongying, nicknamed "Iron Palm Bullet".
Although Yang Zhongying's martial arts are not high, he can barely rank among the top in the rivers and lakes, but his disciple is the top figure in the rivers and lakes, and it is Tang Xiaolan, the head of the Tianshan Mountains.
It's just that Tang Xiaolan is gifted, and he has many adventures, and finally worshiped Tianshan and became the head of Tianshan.
How to say it, it's like the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan are Guo Jing's enlightenment masters, but it is Ma Yu, Hong Qigong, and Zhou Botong who really lead Guo Jing to the top.
Having said that, as Tang Xiaolan's master, Yang Zhongying is also the number one person in the rivers and lakes.
When he celebrated his 60th birthday that year, 124 second- and third-rate figures from the five northern provinces jointly presented him with a plaque of "Wulin Shuowang".
Although it is quite boastful, with Tang Xiaolan as its platform, no one has said anything.
But there is a saying in the world, called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, when Yang Zhongying was alive, it was enough to support the family, and when he died, most of these favors were dispersed.
It's not that Tang Xiaolan is ungrateful, but Yang Zhongying's daughter Yang Liuqing, who had a lot of friendship with him back then, but by mistake and not together.
Although Yang Liuqing is married and her daughters are sixteen years old, it is still a little embarrassing for the two to meet, and they will only send disciples here.
Tianshan Pinghu is thousands of miles away, and it is quite inconvenient to come and go, and once something happens, it is too late to help, such as the current situation.
The Yang family was knocked on the door, and they could only invite a small number of people to help, which was not as much as the other party.
Li Jinyu didn't care much about these, and casually found a place to watch the play, Jiang Yuyan said: "Childe, that plaque seems to hide a person?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Not one. ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "Childe's eyes are like torches. ”
Li Jinyu said: "It's still you, the girl, who knows how to make me happy the most, or Yuyan is the most intimate!" ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "The slave is a maid, if she is not intimate enough, how can she follow the son?" The rich lady and the famous woman who want to grab this seat are afraid that they can be arranged to Luoyang City from the long term! ”
Li Jinyu said: "The little mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter, this son didn't hurt you in vain, waiting to watch the show, a few interesting people came, let's play later." ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "How can these third-rate goods be worth the son's hands?" Let's go as a slave. ”
In fact, there was a sentence that Jiang Yuyan didn't say.
Li Jinyu's shot is too cruel, these people are not at fault, they are just grievances in the rivers and lakes, just a small punishment and a big admonition, and they can't make such a heavy hand.
It is not okay to keep your hands.
With Li Jinyu's great name, those people are thrown out with one move, and they will also boast:
- I once fought with Hou Ye Li!
What should I do if there are people who slap horses and flatter people, and they are wrapped up like dog skin plasters?
Is it possible to be angry with these people?
Li Jinyu said with a smile: "That's what I said, after learning martial arts for so long, it's time to show your hand!" ”
Jiang Yuyan smiled helplessly, how did I get this martial arts, others don't know, don't you understand?
In the reception hall of the Yang family, Yang Liuqing's daughter Zou Jiangxia has already fought with the deputy leader of the Zhenshan Gang.
Although Yang Liuqing is married, she is a son-in-law who recruits a lot of money, so her daughter learns family martial arts.
Zou Jiangxia uses a delicate small bow to shoot marbles, and occasionally uses a bowstring to make moves.
The deputy leader of the Zhenshan Gang is named Cui Hong, who uses a pair of judge pens, and his moves are fast and ruthless, and he has been walking the rivers and lakes for decades, and he has very rich combat experience.
The two fought dozens of moves, obviously the kung fu of the bow and arrow, but it was compressed to a distance of two zhang.
If it weren't for Zou Jiangxia's ability to play the strings to attack, she would have been defeated by Cui Hong a long time ago, but now she only has the power to dodge.
Seeing that Zou Jiangxia was about to be defeated, Cui Hong's judge pen was too fierce to accept the move, a slender jade hand grabbed it, and grabbed it gently, just grabbing Cui Hong's judge pen.
This light grasp is like an iron tong, Cui Hong exerts force again and again, but he can't shake it in the slightest.
Looking back, it was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl who made the move, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and she was extremely pretty.
There was a faint smile on the corner of the girl's mouth, and there was no sign of exertion, it seemed that she was just doing it casually.
But just like that, he broke Cui Hong's trick of becoming famous for decades, how can it not be shocking?
There were fifty or sixty people present, and they could recognize the girl's casual grasp, no more than one palm.
Cui Hong shouted: "Who is the girl? Why do you care about our beams? What is the relationship with Yang Zhongying? ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "It's okay. ”
Cui Hong said: "Then why did you shoot?" ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "I am willing!" ”
This is definitely not what Jiang Yuyan usually says, but Li Jinyu wants to take the school homework, and of course Jiang Yuyan has to take the initiative to provoke and let everyone take action.
Cui Hong said angrily: "Are you willing? Do you know what's going on? What kind of trouble did you get into? Don't your adults care about you? Who are your parents? ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "My father is long gone, my mother has already become a monk, and she can't control me." ”
Cui Hong said: "Hmph! Didn't your master teach you the rules of the rivers and lakes? Do you understand the rules of the rivers and lakes? ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "I haven't taught, because I don't have a master at all, if you want to fight, continue, if you want to rush up, then you can also shoot." ”
Cui Hong said: "Then you will be taught!" ”
One of his judge's pens was grabbed by the Nine Yin Divine Claw, and he still grabbed one with his other hand, and attacked Jiang Yuyan's temple with this judge's pen, preparing to fight in close combat.
"Click!"
I heard only a crisp sound.
The judge's pen was suddenly broken into two, and Jiang Yuyan held half of the judge's pen and stabbed Cui Hong's heart.
This move was so fast that Cui Hong didn't react at all, and he didn't expect that the judge's pen made of stainless steel would be easily broken.
Even the arm that was holding the judge's pen was torn off because of Jiang Yuyan's sudden force.
Seeing that the judge's pen was getting closer and closer, Cui Hong hurriedly rolled on a lazy donkey to avoid it, Jiang Yuyan smiled: "This trick is good, much stronger than my donkey." ”
Cui Hong was angry in his heart, but the difference between the two martial arts was 108,000 miles, how could he dare to make a move with Jiang Yuyan?
A man armed with an iron cane said angrily: "The girl is really a big hand, such a hand, enough to strangle people to death, am I right?" ”
This person's name is Xu Dayou, and Zhao Tiehan, the leader of the Zhenshan Gang, is a friend of life and death, and he is good at using a fine steel crutch, and he is quite famous in the rivers and lakes.
Jiang Yuyan said: "Listen to what you mean, I killed someone close to you?" This is really strange, the world is stronger than me, there are not three thousand, but also two thousand eight, why do you think that I killed someone? ”
"Does the girl dare to admit it?"
Jiang Yuyan said: "What I did, I will naturally admit it, but what I didn't do, if someone wants to frame me, this girl is not easy to mess with!" ”
Xu Dayou shouted: "I ask you, Zhao Tiehan, the leader of the Zhenshan Gang, but you killed him?" ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "I don't know." ”
Xu Dayou said: "Here is a hundred miles around, except for you, who has such a big hand?" ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "Within a radius of one mile here, there is a person whose hand strength is a thousand times greater than mine, but that person's status is noble, what Zhenshan Gang Zhenshui Gang, he doesn't even have the qualifications to drive a car and lead a horse for him!" ”
Xu Dayou said: "Then let me try!" ”
Before the words fell, the fine steel crutch had already blasted towards Jiang Yuyan's shoulder, but he was a self-proclaimed senior and didn't want to kill a junior.
Jiang Yuyan's face did not change in the slightest, and she actually grabbed Xu Dayou's iron crutch out.
Xu Dayou's iron crutch weighs ninety-eight catties, and he is practicing the most masculine and rigid kung fu, and one blow can smash hundreds of catties of boulders, not to mention the slender jade hands.
But Jiang Yuyan grabbed it lightly, and the thick Northern Darkness True Qi gushed out, and a strong suction force was released in the palm of her hand, which made the iron crutch crooked.
Before Xu Da could change his moves, Jiang Yuyan's left claw had already grabbed his middle acupoint.
One claw was followed by another claw, and the move went straight to the chest and abdomen, which was the ghost claw style in the Nine Yin God Claws, and it was one of the most ferocious killing moves.
If Huang Shang performs this trick, it can even make people feel that their souls are out of the body, and they can simply absorb souls.
Jiang Yuyan couldn't reach such a level, but she absorbed Xu Chongxiao's lifelong skills, coupled with Li Jinyu's many mentions, her skills were far above Xu Dayou.
After the three claws, the fine steel crutch in Xu Dayou's hand fell to the ground, and Jiang Yuyan held his right hand in his body.
As long as he spit out lightly, Xu Dayou, even if he is a cat, can only go to the Netherworld to report.
Jiang Yuyan said: "How about my claw?" ”
Xu Dayou said: "The girl is good at kung fu, even if she gives me another ten years, she will be invincible." ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "How is it better than Zhao Tiehan?" ”
Xu Dayou said: "It's better than many." ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "In that case, do I need to grab his neck?" ”
Xu Dayou said: "No need. ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "Is there any more questions?" ”
Xu Dayou said: "No, thank you for the mercy of the girl's subordinates, Xu will have a good reward in the future." ”
Jiang Yuyan let go of her arm and asked, "Is there anything else you want to instruct?" ”
"I'll ask the girl for advice."
The person who came was a weak scholar, with red lips and white teeth, a handsome appearance, holding a folding fan in his hand, looking polite and polite, quite well-dressed and beastly.
This scholar's name is Du Ping, who is good at using a fan to point people's acupoints, and is a notorious flower thief.
Du Ping said with a smile: "The girl's claws are like a god, and she admires her to the extreme, if she can get lucky and beat the girl by half a move, she doesn't ask for anything else, just ask the girl to tell her name and surname." ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "You are Du Ping?" ”
Du Ping said: "What a cheap name is. ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "You make a move first." ”
Du Ping sneered, and the folding fan in his hand slammed at the acupuncture point on Jiang Yuyan's chest, he got an adventure a few months ago and inherited some of Hou Xibai's martial arts.
In the past, Hou Xibai walked the rivers and lakes, using a fan as a weapon, which was quite compatible with Du Ping.
The folding fan is ever-changing, and in the blink of an eye, it has changed seven or eight prescription positions, making it difficult to distinguish the specific location.
Jiang Yuyan snorted coldly, the Nine Yin Divine Claws went straight into the Middle Palace, and the sharp claws directly grabbed the fan bone, Du Ping showed a smug smile, but it was his folding fan fan bone covered with barbs, which quenched his unique drug.
Just now, he saw that Jiang Yuyan's skills were profound, and the changes were a little weaker, so he deliberately used this to make a move.
"Shhhh
Jiang Yuyan grabbed the fan bone, and the delicate fan surface was suddenly torn to pieces, and Du Ping was about to change his trick and scratch Jiang Yuyan with a barb, but he suddenly felt the coldness.
Before he could react, Jiang Yuyan's left hand gushed out with a surging palm force and hit his lower abdomen.
"Click!"
The innumerable thing that harmed people was frozen into ice by the cold, and then smashed into pieces by the force of the palm.
Although this method was against the flower thief, the man present couldn't help but clamp his legs.
Du Ping screamed and wanted to escape, but he had just been castrated, and his legs had half the strength.
"Boom!"
Du Ping was blasted out of his palm for several feet, and his body was quickly covered with frost, turning into a huge ice lump.
Jiang Yuyan waved her backhand, and the folding fan flew on top of the ice mound, shattering the ice mound into dozens of pieces, and Du Ping in the ice mound also became dozens of pieces.
Jiang Yuyan said: "Aren't you ashamed of being with him like this?" ”
A strong man shouted: "Speak wildly, although you have profound martial arts, you don't know the rules of the rivers and lakes, sooner or later there will be disaster, so let's go back quickly!" ”
Jiang Yuyan sneered: "I only know that there are axioms and righteous ways in the world, but I don't know your rules, can you suppress the axioms and the court and the law?" ”
One shouted: "What is the king's law......"
Before the words fell, Jiang Yuyan rushed in front of him in a flash, her claws came out, and she only heard a clicking sound, and all the joints of this person's hands and feet were removed.
Split the tendon and stagnate the bone!
The masters who practice grappling in the rivers and lakes, the first thing to practice is to divide the muscles and bones, and any grappling hand has the method of dividing the muscles and bones, and all the people present will use it.
As light as Jiang Yuyan, as fast as thunder but full of power, no one present could do it.
With one move, Jiang Yuyan said coldly: "Is there anyone else who has made a move?" ”
"Let's learn a lesson or two."
It was a red-clothed lama who spoke, with a very vicious face, but he spoke quite politely: "If our family is not mistaken, the girl should be surnamed Jiang, right?" ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "You know me? ”
The red-clothed lama said: "I didn't know it originally, but the girl was angry, and the body method she used, but our family had heard of it, so I asked this question." ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "How are you staying?" ”
The red-clothed lama said: "Miss Jiang is here, how dare the poor monk be disrespectful, I just want to ask the girl to give the poor monk a few tricks and answer a few questions from the poor monk." ”
Jiang Yuyan said: "You are a good monk, but you are much more polite than those guys." ”
The crowd was amazed.
It must be known that this red-clothed lama is a famous murderer of the Tibetan border generation, whose legal name is "Tibetan Spirit", and has killed countless people.
Now in the face of a delicate girl, but dare not have the slightest disrespect, what is the origin of this girl?
A family with the surname Jiang?
I've never heard of it!
Over the years, in the Jiangnan area, the most famous chivalrous man surnamed Jiang is Jiang Beihe, who has been ruined and died in Emei, and his son is nowhere to be found.
The Tibetan Spiritual Master said: "In front of the girl, how dare the poor monk hold it up?" Dare to ask the girl, that person ......"
Jiang Yuyan said: "Guess? ”
(End of chapter)