Chapter 359: An Honest Monk, a Superb Swordsman
Gongsun Lan left happily.
Li Jinyu's conditions were very generous, and the generosity made her feel that it was enough to buy herself.
With such generous conditions, if you still refuse to agree, it will be an insult to IQ.
Anyone who hesitates for a second is disrespectful to money, disrespectful to Li Jinyu, and disrespectful to his smart head.
Gongsun Lan was born in Changgemen, and has always been very reasonable and respectful.
So she agreed without hesitation.
Gongsun Lan had just left with her front foot, and the void night moon had already been entangled, and she said coquettishly: "Brother Yu is really good, he added another sister to the family so soon." ”
Li Jinyu said: "Don't talk nonsense, I just let her do things for me, but I don't have anything else in mind." ”
Void Night Moon said: "Doing things? If Gongsun Lan doesn't play Brother Yu's signboard, how can she do things in Jinling, where there are many families? When she plays this sign, even if she is okay for the time being, she will not be able to escape sooner or later. ”
Li Jinyu feigned anger and said, "Escape? Are you and I here in the prison of the Criminal Department? It's time to fight! ”
Stretched out his hand and pulled over the Void Night Moon, and gently patted it twice on the fifteenth day of August of the Void Night Moon, feeling the elastic feel, and couldn't help but hit it twice.
Void Night Moon said with silky eyes: "I don't fight in other aspects, but I must be above her." ”
Li Jinyu said: "What are you fighting for? ”
Void Night Moon said: "Although she ranks higher than me on the beauty list, am I worse than her?" She can dance with the sword of Gongsun, so won't I be able to dance with fire charm? ”
In terms of appearance, the Void Night Moon is not inferior to the Empty Valley Orchid, and in terms of dance, the temptation of the Fire Charm Dance is even greater than that of the Gongsun Sword Dance, but it is not as brilliant and wonderful as the Gongsun Sword Dance.
Li Jinyu said: "It's too early to say this, let's go and dispose of Tsing Yi Lou first, and then use Qixiufang and the Jin family to complete the old lady's task." ”
Xuye Yue said: "Your mouth, when you talk sweetly at other times, why are you always such a bastard when you mention Your Majesty?" Do you still want to be beaten? ”
Li Jinyu said: "There are only the two of us here, if the old lady knows these words, it must be your little goblin who told the secret, and I won't be able to spare you then." ”
Void Night Moon showed charm in her eyes and licked her tongue: "Why can't you spare me?" I'm so scared! ”
Li Jinyu said: "What a little goblin." ”
Void Night Moon said: "It's the little goblin of fire." ”
Li Jinyu said: "What fire? ”
Void Night Moon said: "The fire of your desire." ”
"Whoosh!"
Li Jinyu grabbed the Void Night Moon and hurried back to his room as fast as he could.
……
When they woke up from a nap, Lu Xiaofeng and the others had already arranged their itinerary, and even the carriage had been prepared.
The three old ministers of the Jinpeng Kingdom, Dugu Yihe is the head of the Emei faction, in the land of Sichuan and Shu, Yan Tieshan is the big boss of the Yan family of Guanzhong Jewelry, so he is naturally in Guanzhong.
Huo Xiu, who has no fixed place to live, has no trace.
Emei sent a large number of people, and Lu Xiaofeng was afraid that he would be cut by the exterminator Tai's sword, so he went to Guanzhong to have a look.
First, he had a friendship with Yan Tieshan, secondly, he also checked again to see if there were any flaws, and thirdly, he used this as bait to lure people with ghosts.
……
The bluestone streets have just been burned by the sun, and there are still a few shops on both sides that have not yet opened.
The carriage slowly moved on the stone road, making a clattering sound, because of the large number of people, so directly arranging two carriages, but it still seemed a little insufficient.
Li Jinyu and He Junqi occupied one car, and Lu Xiaofeng wanted to come in cheekily, but he was almost burned by Xuyeyue, and he didn't dare to get close half a step again.
Guan Danfeng occupied one upstairs, and Lu Xiaofeng was originally in the carriage, but he always felt that he was a light bulb that spoiled the scenery, so he had to ride a horse and follow the carriage.
Fortunately, halfway through the journey, Shangguan Danfeng made an excuse to leave, and the carriage was empty, otherwise Lu Xiaofeng would have to ride all the way to Guanzhong.
At the beginning, because of the old wine, everyone rode a horse by Li Jinyu, Lu Xiaofeng laughed all the way, but now that it is the other way around, of course Li Jinyu has to laugh back.
With Li Jinyu's evil star pressing the formation, he didn't have to worry about safety, but thought about whether he should hold Li Jinyu and let him kill a few fewer in case of a fight.
The carriage stopped suddenly!
It wasn't the driver who was driving the car that wanted to stop, but Lu Xiaofeng suddenly ordered them to stop.
A man crawled in the distance.
A fat-headed, big-eared, white-skinned monk.
He was indeed crawling, lying on the ground, like a big turtle, and he was crawling very slowly.
The clothes on the chest were torn by friction, and when I got up, I could see the belly of the white flower.
Of course, there is nothing to see about the monk.
There's nothing nice about turtle climbing.
The monk who climbs with a turtle, that's a lot of fun.
Especially this monk's martial arts are profound, and he is only slightly inferior to Lu Xiaofeng, which is even more interesting.
When Lu Xiaofeng saw this monk, he immediately greeted him.
"Honest monk, hello!"
Of course, the monk's Dharma name is not honest, and none of the Buddhist temples have the word "old" in the ranking.
It's just that this monk is too honest, people say that he is an honest monk, and after calling him for a long time, he forgot his original Dharma name.
Even the honest monk himself has forgotten what his Dharma name is, he is just an honest monk.
It is certainly not easy to make an honest monk crawl on the ground, unless he is willing, it is impossible to break his bald head.
The honest monk raised his head, saw Lu Xiaofeng, got up slowly, and asked, "Lu Xiaofeng, have you become more honest recently?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng quipped: "It doesn't matter if I've become honest recently, the important thing is that you, an honest monk, seem to be very dishonest recently." ”
The honest monk said: "How can you be dishonest? ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "If you are honest, how can you learn to climb a turtle?" Since you learn to climb a turtle, you must have done something dishonest. ”
The honest monk said: "Lu Xiaofeng, when I meet you guy, no matter how honest a monk is, he will be a little angry and become no longer honest." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I didn't scold you, I didn't beat you, why are you full of anger?" ”
The honest monk said: "Talking to an abominable bastard like you is really supreme torture, I ...... Amitabha, the poor monks are all angry with you! ”
Lu Xiaofeng said in his heart that you, the most dishonest monk.
Drinking wine and eating meat, killing and lying about life, the Buddhist precepts seem to have been committed except for women.
He Junqi walked out of the carriage, looked at the honest monk, and said with a little disappointment: "You are the honest monk?" Looks dishonest! ”
The honest monk said: "Amitabha." ”
As we all know, monks are not close to women, so He Junqi got out of the carriage, and he immediately lowered his head.
The Void Night Moon also stepped out of the carriage.
"Honest monk, remember me?"
"Amitabha...... Oh my god......"
Seeing the Void Night Moon, the honest monk turned around to run, but was stopped by Lu Xiaofeng.
But more than five years ago, the honest monk turned into a fate at the gate of the General's Mansion and happened to meet the Void Night Moon.
Xuyeyue had initial martial arts success at that time, and the control was not very good, obviously he was giving alms and fasting, but he accidentally set the monk's robe on fire.
The more anxious you are, the bigger the fire.
The honest monk held the rice bowl in one hand, slapped the flames on his body with the other, and every time he beat it out with the palm wind, the void night moon could give him another fire when he changed hands.
It wasn't until the honest monk was burned black, and even his eyebrows were scorched, that the Void Night Moon could contain his true qi.
After this experience, the bowl of rice was burned to charcoal, and not even a drop of soup was drunk.
Xu Yeyue was a little embarrassed, and planned to give the honest monk another bowl of rice, but she scared him away directly.
Later, Xuyeyue learned that he was an honest monk, and every time he met him, he had to light a small fire.
Void Night Moon said: "Say! What kind of dishonest thing have you done as an honest monk! ”
The honest monk said with a bitter face: "You are really my ancestor, can you not talk about this!" Amitabha, if you do something wrong, you really have to be punished. ”
Void Night Moon said: "Say it quickly." ”
The honest monk lowered his head and said, "I...... I went to the Qinglou, I ...... went to find Gao Dianjing. ”
Gao Dianjing is a famous qin girl in the south of the Yangtze River, as famous as Gong Yu and Lian Xiuxiu, and her piano skills are very clever.
The honest monk went to the Qinglou, and he really didn't do anything bad, but saw someone bullying people, gave the person a slap, and slapped the person out.
He was in Gao Dianjing's room, just listening to Gao Dianjing play a tune, and then Gao Dianjing slept, he sat in the corner of the wall, responsible for helping Gao Dianjing catch mosquitoes.
Having said that, after all, after entering the Qinglou, the honest monk felt that he was deeply guilty, and punished himself for climbing fifty miles and crawling back to the Buddhist temple little by little.
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but jump up, he never dreamed that an honest monk would go to the Qinglou.
But although he felt surprised and funny in his heart, his face was silent, but he thought of a reason for the honest monk to explain a thing or two for him.
"Actually, it's nothing, this kind of thing is a very common thing."
The honest monk said: "Ordinary things? ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "The monk has neither a wife nor a little wife, a strong person, if he can't even find a prostitute, what should you do if you call him?" ”
Xuye Yue said: "What's more, since ancient times, the famous prostitutes of the monks have been wonderful, honest monks, haven't you heard the story of the moonlight monk crossing Liucui?" ”
Well......
In fact, this story has not happened, and it cannot be said that it has not happened, but the original author has not yet been born.
It's just that Li Jinyu wore Liu Yong's vest, went to the building to listen to music and dance, and was bored to tell stories to the singers, and said it casually.
The Qinlou Chu Pavilion has been the place where information circulates the most since ancient times, and the story of the fire in one place, other Qinglou will immediately launch a similar version.
Today, twenty or thirty different versions have been compiled, which can be regarded as a well-known story of monks and laymen.
Hearing this, the honest monk was relieved, and was about to say two good words, when Lu Xiaofeng dismantled the stage again.
"Aren't monks and prostitutes wonderful? The monk is a monk who hits the bell for a day, and the prostitute is a monk who hits the bell for a day, which is a match made in heaven! ”
The honest monk was so angry that he was stunned for a long time before he sighed: "Why did God let me enter the Buddha Sect instead of being reincarnated in the Heavenly Master's Mansion." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do you want to reincarnate in the Zhang family? ”
The honest monk said: "If I can be reincarnated into the Heavenly Master Zhang family and learn the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Rectification, when I see Lu Xiaofeng, I can kill him with a thunderbolt!" ”
Speaking of this, the honest monk said angrily: "You let the monks swear again!" Amitabha, the poor monk is deeply sinful, and he should climb another twenty miles. ”
The honest monk trembled and crawled forward, and said, "Is he really crawling forward?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "This is an honest monk, he said that if he climbs another twenty miles, he will definitely not climb nineteen and a half miles, not even a foot." ”
He Junqi said: "How does he know how many roads he has climbed? Do you use a ruler to measure it? ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "He has his own way. ”
Li Jinyu said: "He was injured. ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "How do you know? ”
Li Jinyu said: "What I can see is a very serious internal injury, and he is using a special secret method to resolve it." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "What secret technique?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "If I'm not mistaken, it should be one of the catalogues left by the Holy Monk Xuanzang and the Pure Yang Lu Zu when they discussed the Tao nine times in the past. ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Turtle climbing Dafa? ”
Li Jinyu said: "Beast Imitation Boxing, I don't know what it is, anyway, it is a secret technique to move qi and blood by imitating animal actions." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "The martial arts of an honest monk, I dare not say that it is unfathomable, it is not easy to hurt him, this bald donkey is even more slippery than you." ”
Li Jinyu said: "It shows that there are masters so far, and they are masters who are good at masculine palm power." ”
Void Night Moon said: "Why isn't it dark energy? ”
Li Jinyu said: "If it is dark energy, it has long been eliminated by the secret method passed down by the holy monk Xuanzang, and only masculine internal strength needs to constantly move qi and blood." ”
Hua Manlou said: "Who will it be?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "I don't know, there are many people in the world who practice masculine palm power, let's take one step at a time!" ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Can you stop it?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "If you can't stop it, you can find a foreign aid, I know a master swordsman." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said: "How tall?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Very high. ”
……
Dusk, restaurant.
A swordsman dressed in black walked up to the restaurant.
Seeing this black-clothed swordsman, the surrounding guests couldn't help but check out and leave, and the shopkeeper, who had always been clever, didn't dare to step forward, just watched from a distance.
They were afraid of this swordsman.
Although they didn't know this swordsman at all.
Because he's too quiet.
Because he's too cold.
A kind of indifference and tiredness that goes deep into the bone marrow, but with a kind of murderous aura.
He has a sword in his hand.
A black fish skin sheath, a golden swallow, and a long sword decorated with thirteen pearls.
He had been famous since he was seventeen years old, and now that he was nearly middle-aged, he could no longer let go of this sword, and no one else allowed him to put it down.
Only when his life is completely over can he put down the sword in his hand.
Fame is sometimes like a burden, a burden that can never be shaken off.
His name is Yan Thirteen.
The thirteenth of the thirteen swords of death.
"Wine!"
Yan Shisan said coldly.
The shopkeeper left in a hurry.
At this moment, a person slowly walked upstairs, walked slowly to the table, and sat opposite Yan Shisan.
"Li Jinyu? What are you doing here? ”
"This is a restaurant, can't I come?"
Yan Shisan said: "Of course you can." ”
Li Jinyu said: "You want to drink? ”
Yan Shisan said: "This is a restaurant, can't I drink?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Of course you can." ”
Yan Shisan said: "Every time I kill someone, I must drink." ”
Li Jinyu said: "I didn't kill anyone, I also had to drink wine and eat meat." ”
Yan Shisan said: "After drinking, I must go to find a woman." ”
Li Jinyu said: "I didn't drink, I also want to find a woman, a beautiful woman." ”
Yan Shisan laughed and said, "I knew that you were a drunken person. ”
Li Jinyu said: "Each other. ”
Yan Shisan said: "Since you are a drunkard, I will let you do it once today." ”
Li Jinyu said: "Let what? ”
Yan Shisan said: "Let you pay the bill." ”
Li Jinyu said: "Don't let it, the relationship between the two of us, what is polite to me?" ”
Yan 13 said: "This time you must let it, you must be polite." ”
Li Jinyu said: "You don't have to. ”
Yan Shisan said: "If you want it, you want it." ”
Others usually rush to pay the bill when they eat, Li Jinyu has always been arrogant to her friends, but at this moment they are rushing not to pay the bill, which is really strange.
Yan 13 said: "When I want to kill someone, I never carry cumbersome things on me, so as not to get in the way!" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Very good habits. ”
Yan 13 said: "Silver is a burden. ”
This is very true.
If a person carries a few thousand taels of silver, how can he still perform a light and spiritual body?
The masters competed, and it was almost their lives.
Chu Liuxiang once said that if it weren't for shame, when fighting with others, in order to reduce the weight on his body, he even wanted to take off his clothes.
Li Jinyu said: "You can bring a silver ticket." ”
Yan 13 said: "I hate silver tickets. ”
Li Jinyu said: "Why? ”
Yan Shisan said: "I don't know how many people's hands have passed a silver ticket, and it is so dirty. ”
Li Jinyu said: "The pearl on your sword can be exchanged for silver, and the pearl is very valuable." ”
Yan Shisan smiled again.
Li Jinyu said: "This is a joke? ”
Yan Shisan said: "It's a big joke." ”
He suddenly lowered his voice and said, "These beads are all fake, I really sold them a long time ago." ”
Li Jinyu nodded when he heard this: "That's right, you are indeed Yan Shisan, not someone else pretending." ”
Yan Shisan said: "But I doubt now that you are Li Jinyu." ”
Li Jinyu said: "Why am I not? ”
Yan Shisan said: "If you are Li Jinyu, you should rush to pay the bill now, and even buy the restaurant and give it to me, it is best to give me ten more oirans." ”
Li Jinyu said: "I only know now that you will not die in the hands of other swordsmen, but you are likely to be supported to death by wine and rice, or die in the belly of a woman." ”
Yan Shisan said: "Isn't that very lively?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "It's really fast, but Yan Shisan definitely won't like this kind of happiness." ”
Yan Shisan said: "Then what do I like?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Master! ”
Yan 13 said: "Want to ask me to help?" You bastard, ask me to help you fight, and you won't even invite me to a meal! Is there anyone more than you? ”
Li Jinyu said: "Yes." ”
Yan Shisan said: "Who?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Lu Xiaofeng! ”
Yan Shisan touched his chin when he heard this.
He naturally knew Lu Xiaofeng's name, and he also knew that Lu Xiaofeng's spirit rhino finger could hold all blades.
The master swordsman in the rivers and lakes, nine times out of ten, wants to try, can Lu Xiaofeng clamp his sword.
Of course, Yan Shisan also wanted to try it.
There was no chance before, but now it seems that there is a great opportunity, but if you go like this, you will inevitably suffer Li Jinyu's loss, and I feel a little reluctant in my heart.
Li Jinyu said: "I invited this meal. ”
Yan 13 said: "A meal? ”
Li Jinyu said: "From now on, I will treat you to every meal you eat, until you have a hundred meals, is this interesting enough?" ”
Yan Shisan said: "That's all?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "At the beginning, I asked Lu Xiaofeng to help me do things, and I promised to invite the chef of the Food God Residence to cook a hundred dishes for Lu Xiaofeng, but guess what?" ”
Yan Shisan said: "He was strangled to death?" ”
Li Jinyu said: "Of course it's impossible, Lu Xiaofeng can only drink to death, it is impossible to die, I told the chef of the Food God Residence, make a dish with 100 flavors, and the name of that dish is '100 dishes'." ”
Yan Shisan said: "What about me? ”
Li Jinyu said: "That's a hundred meals, even if you eat 200 dishes at a meal, or eat a meal for a month, it will only count as one meal." ”
Yan 13 said: "Deal!" ”
(End of chapter)