Chapter 457: A Born Eunuch, an Unspeakably Expensive Eunuch
10,000 casinos.
A thug out of a thousand was knocked to the ground.
The little gangster is in his twenties, with big ears, and from the point of view of his face, he doesn't look like a person with a short life.
However, since there are thousands of dollars in the casino, and they are caught red-handed by the casino dealers, the consequences can be imagined.
There is a casino jargon:
Raw hands are afraid of familiar hands, familiar hands are afraid of thousands of hands, thousands of hands are afraid of missing hands, and if you miss your hands, you will chop your hands.
Since ancient times, there has been no father and son in the casino, even if the son is caught in the casino, he will be cut down.
Although it can be redeemed for money, how can a hell on earth, such as a casino, which eats people and does not spit out bones, make people leave with all their beards and tails? It must be to squeeze out the money, and then discount the hands and feet, and throw it into the moat to feed the king!
The gangsters have been in the casino since they were children, and they can't help but look desperate about this truth.
Fortunately, there is no endless road, the casino and the palace have a little business, Wu Zetian has been in a bad mood recently, there are a lot of eunuchs who have died, and some eunuchs need to fill the throne.
Ma Liu, the eunuch's nest steward in the northwest corner of the imperial city, picked four or five gamblers in the casino.
Although these people are older and need to spend time teaching the rules, it is enough to serve as a faΓ§ade or as a substitute for the dead.
The little gangster didn't know anything about it, but he felt a little inexplicable.
The guards who wanted to break his hands and feet not only stopped, but also smeared him with wound medicine, and even rewarded him with half a plate of osmanthus cake to fill his stomach.
It's a pity that only osmanthus cake has no tea, and the little gangsters who eat it have dry mouths and smoke in their throats.
After eating the snack, several guards stuffed him into a large wine jar and carried him to the eunuch's den.
Originally, I thought it was strange, but when I saw that the inside was going to be castrated and inserted into the feathers, the little gangster wanted to jump up on the spot.
A middle-aged man in his thirties with an ugly face persuaded: "Little brother, don't struggle, go out to pay off gambling debts, it's better to be an honest eunuch." β
The eunuchs are serving the emperor and princess, most of them have relatively delicate faces, at least the posture of a middle-aged person, and their faces are ugly, and they can only go to the toilet when they are eunuchs.
But this middle-aged man doesn't care.
He was not sent by thousands of people who were arrested, but in order to avoid gambling debts, he took the initiative to sell himself to the eunuch's den.
As long as he is not beaten to death by debt collectors, as long as he can have enough to eat, he can do anything.
Anyway, he has a bad life, and there is no hope in this life, so it is better to be a eunuch honestly, or have a little peace.
The old eunuch in charge of purification smiled: "You guy is sensible, when it will be your turn, our family will use the knife more neatly, so that you will not be so painful." β
"Thank you father-in-law, thank you father-in-law, if the boy has the opportunity in the future, he will definitely thank his father-in-law for his kindness."
The old eunuch said: "In our business, we all feel insulted to our ancestors, when I first became a eunuch, seven or eight times out of ten I will change my name and surname, and then change back when I am developed."
Instead of thinking about how to repay me, you kid should think about what name you will change, and you can record the roster later! Don't get caught blind when you get it! β
The middle-aged man thought about it, he was indeed very insulting to his ancestors, and his surname really had to be changed, but his name was very good, and it might be an advantage to keep his name.
What's the last name?
The middle-aged man felt that his roots were gone, so it was better to be arrogant in the end, and directly change his surname to Li.
After a while, the old eunuch went down with a knife, and the middle-aged man completely became a eunuch, and the little eunuch in charge of recording the roster asked, "What is your name?" β
"My name is ...... Li Quanzhong! β
"Be loyal to your duties, good name, I heard that there is a big tribe leader named Li Quanzhong in Liao, you might as well work hard and strive to become the master of eunuchs!"
The little eunuch joked with a smile.
Li Qianzhong said: "Thanks to Jiyan. β
The little eunuch said curiously: "Have you ever read?" For the sake of the books you have read, I will leave you a thought, what was your previous surname? Make you an extra sign. β
Li Qianzhong said: "Wei ......"
Before he finished speaking, he had already fainted!
After the old eunuch cut Li Qianzhong, he turned to cut out a thousand gangsters, who were quite clever, and deliberately endured it for a while, and burst out with strength.
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He ate half a plate of pastries before leaving, and at this moment his body was very strong, coupled with his youth and strength, he struggled so much that he actually lifted the old eunuch out.
"Wow!"
The thug jumped out of the wine jar, found a random direction and started to run, with his ability, it was naturally impossible to escape from the eunuch's nest, but it was also a coincidence, Li Chunfeng happened to be here to watch the stars, seeing the unique appearance of the thug, he couldn't help but calculate, and then secretly helped.
When the gangsters were cornered, Li Chunfeng smashed a wall with his fingers, and the three souls of the gangsters who were chased were missing, and when they saw the hole, they immediately got into it.
As soon as I entered the hole, I felt a force of absorption, and I was sucked down the black tunnel to the bottom layer, and then I didn't know anything.
Li Chunfeng said with a smile: "This little gangster's life is very unique, and it is worth saving from the poor road." β
Before he finished speaking, he reluctantly saw the middle-aged man who had just been castrated, and his heart moved, and he calculated again.
"Over thirty years old, nothing has been accomplished, it should be mediocre for life, but being a eunuch can rise to the top?
Poor Dao divination surpasses Jiazi, I didn't expect that there are really natural eunuchs in the world, it's really weird!
Let the little bastard check it out tomorrow, he likes this kind of weirdo the most anyway, he must be very interested! β
Li Chunfeng waved his sleeves and returned to his residence lightly, meditating and practicing qi until dawn.
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Li Jinyu naturally didn't know anything about the affairs of the palace, but after the early dynasty, Di Renjie called Li Jinyu over and reprimanded him well.
Why can't you be idle?
Do you really think Yushi is a vegetarian?
Do you know how many people are playing with you?
If it weren't for the fact that Your Majesty was in a better mood today, he would have summoned you to the palace and personally beat you up.
Finally suppressing Di Renjie's anger, Li Jinyu asked curiously: "Why do I think the atmosphere in the capital is very weird?" The mountain rain is coming, and the wind is full of buildings! β
Di Renjie said: "Shatter the void! β
Li Jinyu said: "What shattered void? Could it be that Your Majesty is on the verge of shattering the void? β
Di Renjie said: "In terms of martial arts, I don't know so much, but some time ago, the Supreme Grandmaster Ling Donglai shattered the void, and he was the top person in the world, who didn't have a heart?" Which one didn't have a thought? β
From the emergence of the concept of the Broken Void, these four words are the lifelong dreams of countless martial artists, and the more advanced the martial arts cultivation, the stronger the desire for the Broken Void.
First, these people are gifted, have a high desire for knowledge about martial arts, want to see a more wonderful and brilliant sky, and the heart of seeking the Tao is endless.
Second, as the realm of martial arts becomes more and more profound, the worldly desires will become lower and lower, and only the enlightenment of martial arts can bring the most hearty pleasure.
Third, the human body has a limit, if you stay in this world for a long time, even if you are a supreme grandmaster, Shouyuan will be exhausted, and Xiang Yutian is a special case within a special case.
The latter two reasons are of little significance, mainly because of the martial artist's desire to seek the Tao, if it is just for the sake of longevity and long-term vision to break through, then it is likely to fail.
Of course, the Shattered Void is a self-choice, not a matter of having to leave when the realm is reached.
For example, Bodhidharma, although he opened the gate of heaven, did not take that step, but founded the Shaolin foundation in Songshan, passed down Zen Buddhism, and purified all sentient beings.
Li Jinyu said: "It doesn't matter if you want to move, do you show it?" Who found out? β
Di Renjie said: "Herself! β
Li Jinyu: !! β(?Π?γ)γ
Di Renjie said: "On the night when Ling Donglai shattered the void, His Majesty suddenly arrived at the Lin De Hall and released all the qi, and the entire Luoyang City was inducted. β
Li Jinyu said: "So, those people feel that His Majesty may be broken and leave at any time, in order to occupy more advantages, from the previous secret robbery to open competition?" β
Di Renjie said: "That's true, the battle between Su Mengzhen and Lei Zheng is just the appearance, and the battle between the prince and King Liang is the real core." β
Li Jinyu said: "If you want to capture and indulge, aren't they worried that this is deliberately done by Your Majesty?" β
Di Renjie said: "Of course I'm worried, but if you don't do these things, the other party will do them, and the purpose of doing things is not to really fight, but to make the other party unable to fight!" β
Li Jinyu said: "I understand, this is indeed Your Majesty's plan to capture the old and indulge, Your Majesty has already selected the new secretary of the Ministry of Rites, and when the prince and King Liang are almost in contention, a new candidate will be promoted." β
Di Renjie said: "If you can see this layer, I will be relieved, but the prince and the Liang Wangfu are all haunted by the Mandate of Heaven demons, these demons should be killed!" β
Li Jinyu said curiously: "Heavenly Destiny Demon? Do they still want to bet separately? Whether the crown prince wins or the king of Liang wins, can they occupy a place? β
Di Renjie said: "As far as I know, there should be an internal split, in the past few months, Lang Chuanyun has pursued and killed the Heavenly Mandate Sect too ruthlessly, Shan Yuru was seriously injured, and her disciples are not peaceful people." β
Li Jinyu sneered: "If these people become peaceful one day, they can only all die!" β
Di Renjie scolded: "You are the same! β
Li Jinyu said: "Life is a hero, death is also a ghost, I will not be at peace when I die!" β
Di Renjie rolled his eyes, raised his hand and pointed to the door, and Li Jinyu walked out very familiarly.
Alas!
I didn't get a bowl of Yangchun noodles!
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Palace.
Li Jinyu took a food box from the imperial dining room and went to the Lying Niu Hall where Li Chunfeng was.
"Master, are you there?"
"Where else can I go if I'm not here?"
Li Chunfeng said angrily.
Li Jinyu said: "Ascend to immortal!" β
Li Chunfeng laughed and scolded: "Phew! Even if you want to ascend to immortality, you little bastard will take you with you! β
Li Jinyu said: "What are you going to do with me?" Take me away, who gave you incense? It is said that people fight for a breath of Buddha to receive a stick of incense, I have an heir to give me incense, you only have the scraps of cold burning, that is really pitiful! β
Li Jinyu opened the food box, and inside was the delicious food that the imperial chef had just made, elbows, roast chicken, and two clear vegetarian dishes, but unfortunately there was no wine.
After setting up the dishes, Li Jinyu took out two gourds.
"Master, the apprentice went to the desert a few days ago and strayed into the desert man, this is the high-grade monkey wine found from the desert man, and there is also a special nectar."
Li Chunfeng said angrily: "I got married in Luoyang a few days ago, why didn't I send it to honor my master?" β
Li Jinyu said: "It was inconvenient at that time, this is what I asked the apprentice daughter-in-law in the Western Regions to send over the latest collection of new wine." β
Li Chunfeng said: "Eat more wolfberries." β
Li Jinyu said: "Squeeze the juice and drink!" β
After three glasses of wine, Li Chunfeng said: "Last night I saw two interesting people, one was born as a eunuch, and the other was very similar to the ancient three links. β
Li Jinyu said curiously: "The eunuch's life? What is a natural eunuch life? Similar to Cao Zhengchun? β
Li Chunfeng said: "More eunuch than Cao Zhengchun Yuhuatian Liu Xi Cao Shaoqin, that person is over thirty years old but has achieved nothing, just a street green skin, maybe one day he will be beaten to death by chasing gambling debts, but when he becomes a eunuch, he will rise step by step!" β
Li Jinyu said: "And then? β
Li Chunfeng said: "If he is a eunuch with peace of mind, he will definitely soar in the future, the eunuch with the palm print and the eunuch Bingbi, the superintendent of the second factory in the east and west, in short, the head of the eunuchs, but if he wants to go further and do something beyond the bounds, the consequences will be thunder and crackling!" β
Li Jinyu said: "What's his name?" β
Li Chunfeng said: "Li Quanzhong." β
Li Jinyu said: "The leader of the Khitan tribe? β
Li Chunfeng said: "No, he was worried about dishonoring his ancestors, so he changed his surname, this eunuch is very interesting, and he may be useful to you in the future." β
Li Jinyu said: "Maybe, what about the person who is similar to the ancient three links?" Where is he? β
Li Chunfeng said: "He is not a natural eunuch like Li Quanzhong, he can't be clean, I helped him and sent him to see the ancient three links." β
Li Jinyu said: "This old guy is more shrewd than Shen Wansan, but this time, you should be able to see the true power of King Kong's incorruptible magic skills." β
Li Chunfeng said: "You want to go and see?" β
Li Jinyu said: "Of course I want to go." β
Li Chunfeng said: "It's okay to go and have a look, according to my calculations, the time for the ancient three links is running out." β
Li Jinyu said: "I just scolded Wuyazi, but I didn't expect to see an infatuated person with little time, am I destined for an infatuated person?" β
Li Chunfeng said: "You bastard, peach blossom eyes, peach blossom nose, peach blossom mouth, peach blossom hands and feet, no part of your body is not peach blossoms, what kind of crazy person are you pretending?" Those idiots should band together to kill you bastard. β
Li Jinyu shrugged: "It's a pity that these people don't have much strength, and they have no way to teach them." β
Li Jinyu briefly talked about the Xiaoyao faction, Li Chunfeng shook his head again and again after hearing it, and said in his heart What is wrong with these disciples of the Xiaoyao faction, they all have problems with their brains!
I haven't heard of playing Go for revenge, the key has been wasted for decades, and I haven't even solved a game of chess......
"Do you want to avenge Master?"
"Yes."
"And what are you going to do?"
"Playing Go for forty years, the time portrays the circle and curses Ding Chunqiu, waiting for the talented successor."
"Fuck off!"
What does a person who really want revenge look like?
Just look at Lin Pingzhi to understand.
If Su Xinghe is replaced by Lin Pingzhi, ten Ding Chunqiu will already be chopped into meat sauce and fed to the dogs!
Li Chunfeng sighed: "Wu Yazi was also a handsome person back then, and Poor Dao was also envious, but I didn't expect that after decades, he would have a handsome face left." β
Li Jinyu said: "Master, Wuyazi looks more handsome than you, but you are more immortal. β
"Fuck off!"
"Okay!"