Chapter 536: Scholar's Affairs, What Do You Know About a Reckless Man?

The martial arts people who knew how to draw didn't come, but the martial arts people who knew how to write came.

Although he did not gain fame, this master's wonderful pen Danqing, especially the regular script Lishu, is no worse than the seventy-year-old scholars of the Hanlin Academy.

It's none other than Ji Bingyan.

After Ji Bingyan arrived, Li Jinyu learned that Xia Kedao sent two big ships to pick up people from different positions, and Ji Bingyan took a different path.

"Lao Ji, I thought you weren't coming."

Li Jinyu laughed and said: "Seeing this magnificent scenery, you are a talented man who has read poetry and books, do you want to write a poem?" Or do a long fu? ”

Looking at Li Jinyu who was hugging her left and left, Ji Bingyan said coldly: "No matter where you go, you are surrounded by beauties, and you are even more bastards than old bed bugs." ”

It stands to reason that it should be a left hug and a right hug.

It's just that Li Jinyu's right arm is disabled, and he is still hanging on his chest with a splint, so he can only hug his left and left.

Fortunately, Liu Er's figure is relatively petite, if He Junqi is here, she really can't hold it with one hand.

Li Jinyu said: "People are not romantic, such a beautiful scenery, if it is enjoyed by one person, it will inevitably be a little bad scenery, and it is necessary to swim with the beauty." ”

Ji Bingyan sneered: "If you have a broken arm, you have to mess with flowers and grass, you are really good Yaxing." ”

Li Jinyu said: "Lao Ji, you are really wrong about this, the flowers and grass are for the newcomers, and the people around me are the old people, and I call it nostalgia." ”

Ji Bingyan said: "Missing the old love? You are indeed a nostalgic person, I confirm one thing. ”

Li Jinyu said: "What's the matter? ”

Ji Bingyan said: "There is no danger on the island, otherwise you would not be able to land on Xia Ke Island with two beauties when you are injured, you are not a person looking for death." ”

Li Jinyu frowned and said, "Are you really Ji Bingyan?" I told you a long time ago that there is no danger on Xia Ke Island, don't you believe me? ”

Ji Bingyan sneered: "Believe? You guy babbles all day long, who knows which sentence is true and which is false? I believe that you are asking for your own suffering. ”

As he spoke, Ji Bingyan turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, old friends meet, don't catch up with me properly, why do you turn around and leave?"

"You are surrounded by beautiful women, and I am here to spoil the scenery, so I won't disturb you."

Ji Bingyan said in his heart that if I am here, you are afraid that you will throw me into the island lake, anyway, there is nothing to talk about, it is better to go to the guest room to rest.

As for the matter of poetry, Ji Bingyan has no interest, that thing needs inspiration, inspiration comes to have a wonderful pen, and inspiration does not come to laugh and be generous.

Jiang Yuyan said: "Master Hou, you are also a great talent in poetry and wine, why don't you write a poem?" ”

Li Jinyu pointed to the island lake and said: "Look at that island lake, there is a small island in the middle of the lake, this thing is quite interesting, just use this as a topic." ”

Jiang Yuyan and Liu Er both know that Li Jinyu has a Liu Yong's vest and are very much looking forward to it.

Li Jinyu said: "Island Lake, Lake Island, Island in the heart of the island, there are aquatic plants in the island lake, and there are algae on the aquatic plants, which will spread out when you poke them, and the two pokes will be empty and lonely in the middle of the lake!" ”

Jiang Yuyan's face was full of confusion when she heard this, Liu Er felt that she had stepped on a foot of shit, and said in her heart What kind of bullshit is this? A ten-year-old kid is better than that, right?

"This is called limerick poetry, it seems to be bullshit, but it is actually catchy, but it is ...... to savor it"

"But it's still bullshit."

Yan Shisan walked over from not far away, without any guilt for being a light bulb, and asked, "Those poems made by this guy can't be copied, right?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "How can it be copied from a scholar's business, what do you know as a reckless man?" ”

Yan Shisan said: "The people on the island are really weird, they are not guarded at all, aren't they afraid that we will escape?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "Will you run?" ”

Yan Shisan said: "You said it, there is a profound swordsmanship inheritance on the island, I definitely won't leave, but other people don't know, why can't they run?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "Will they sail the boat?" When we came, we relied on whales to pull the boat, and we didn't sleep for four days, and we couldn't confirm the route at all.

If you leave by boat, you will either get lost in the sea or be overturned by the wind and waves.

Besides, these people have ghosts in their hearts, and they are worried that Xia Ke Island will assassinate them, even if they are told that they can leave by boat, they are not worried about those ships. ”

Yan Shisan said: "Don't talk about this, I'm looking forward to coming tomorrow as soon as possible, so that I can see how advanced the secret books hidden on Xia Ke Island are." ”

Li Jinyu rolled her eyes: "Then you should go back to rest immediately, so as not to disturb my good mood." ”

Yan Shisan said: "It's not me looking for you, it's your eldest sister looking for you, saying that she has something to order." ”

Li Jinyu sneered: "Impossible, if my eldest sister is looking for me, she will definitely come directly, or wait for me to go back in the room, and will not let others pass on the news." ”

Yan Shisan said: "Can't it be an exception?" ”

Li Jinyu said: "I can tell you very responsibly, even if it is my father and my mother, I have never made my eldest sister an exception, and it is even more impossible for Xia Ke Island!" ”

Yan Shisan left stupidly, originally thinking that the waiting time was too boring, and wanted to trick Li Jinyu, but he didn't expect to be recognized by Li Jinyu just after he opened his mouth.

The rules of the Wei Chi family are really weird!

Yan Shisan was more active, and did not go back to the room, but wandered around, and soon moved to the kitchen.

Looking at the servant who was boiling porridge, Yan Shisan said loudly: "This porridge is so fragrant, can you bring me a bowl first, let me taste the taste of Laba porridge." ”

"I'm sorry, the porridge hasn't been boiled yet."

Yan 13 said: "Is there any aged wine?" ”

The servant said, "Yes, tomorrow's Laba feast will open the wine that has been stored for thirty years." ”

Yan Shisan said: "What now? ”

The servant said, "There are rice cakes and spring rolls, and if the gentleman feels hungry, you can eat some." ”

Yan Shisan quipped: "Sir? Why don't you call me a hero? Am I not like a hero? ”

"Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that Yan Shisan hates others to call him a hero, how can Xia Kedao be disliked."

Zhang San appeared on the side with a smile, beside him was the tall and thin Li Si, the two of them have always been focused from Meng Meng, and Zhang San will inevitably be able to see Li Si.

Yan Shisan said: "It turned out to be the two of you, Jin Yu said that you two are very interesting, come and come, accompany me twice, or I won't be happy." ”

Speaking kung fu, Bai Zizi also arrived here.

A large part of the Laba porridge on Xia Ke Island is made up of poisonous insects and poisonous weeds, which fight poison with poison, remove toxins, and turn poison into tonic, which is a nourishment for great tonics.

However, before the boiling was successful, a large number of poisonous insects and poisonous weeds looked murderous, and the hot iron pot was also colorful, and the more Bai Zizi looked at it, the more annoyed he became.

Reaching out and grabbing one of the servants, he asked, "Are you making laba porridge?" ”

The servant said, "Yes! ”

Bai Zizi stretched out his hand and pointed to the iron pot and shouted, "This is what you will drink tomorrow?" ”

The servant said, "Yes, yes, yes! ”

Bai Zizi was furious, grabbed the servant's collar, and said sharply: "Lao Tzu will boil you into porridge first!" ”

After saying that, he tried to throw the servant into the iron pot with both hands, but he urged the force again and again, but he couldn't lift a single bit, and he was terrified for a moment.

The servant said, "Uncle, your martial arts are good. ”

Bai Zizai snorted coldly: "Your martial arts are better!" ”

The servant said: "The porridge here is better than me in every martial arts, and I am the worst in martial arts." ”

With that, he picked up a bundle of poisonous weeds, threw it into the green iron pot, and then stirred it with a large rolling pin.

Looking at the servant who was boiling porridge, Bai Zizai knew that he couldn't make trouble at this time, and the chance of survival was getting smaller and smaller, so he couldn't help but sigh, his eyes glanced around, and he happened to see Yan Shisan laughing with the messenger who rewarded the good and punished the evil.

Bai Zixin said no wonder you are not afraid, it turns out that they are all in a group, you poison people, then don't blame me, this old guy, for not talking about the rules of the rivers and lakes.

Caught a few poisonous insects, looked at the direction, shot at Yan Thirteen, and at the same time pointed into a sword, the swordsmanship of the Snow Mountain Sect was exquisite, all gathered in one sword.

At the moment of life and death, Bai Zizi's potential exploded, whether it was a snap of his fingers to trigger a hidden weapon, or a finger into a sword, it was the pinnacle of this life, even beyond the foundation of internal strength.

In his opinion, although Yan Shisan is famous, in the face of the sneak attack of poisonous insects, he cannot escape death.

I don't want Yan Shisan to look up at him, he also pointed into a sword, using the same moves as him, but the strength and speed are far exceeded, and he can be the last to strike first, and break all the back moves with one sword.

In Bai Zizai's frightened gaze, the flying poisonous insects were bounced back to their original positions by Yan Shisan, and all the swordsmanship of the Snow Mountain was cracked, followed by a slight numbness on his neck.

Stretched out his hand and touched his neck, but no blood flowed out, but the beard braided into small braids was shaved off half by Yan Shisan, which was regarded as a small punishment and a big commandment.

It is not difficult to eject poisonous insects with fingers, but it is ten times more difficult to bounce back with sword qi.

Not to mention that Yan Shisan only had one sword, he could bounce away his poisonous insects and break his sword moves, whether it was a hidden weapon or a swordsmanship, it was stronger than he imagined.

Bai Zizai mistakenly thought that he would die this time, and decided to fight to the death to defeat one person, but he couldn't beat Yan Shisan, so it was better to try the martial arts of the two messengers of rewarding good and punishing evil.

Bai Zizi roared angrily, roared and swung his fist at Zhang San, the sandbag-sized fist turned into a claw, grabbed the back of Zhang San's head, and at the same time stretched out his leg to mix with Zhang San's left leg.

This trick is called "God Falls Ghost Fall Three Links", which is a stunt that Bai Zizi has practiced for decades.

It's a pity that he chose the wrong opponent.

Zhang San, who seems to be smiling, practices masculine martial arts, and the last thing he is afraid of is fighting hard with others.

Zhang San waved out his palm, and also grabbed the back of Bai Zizai's head, and his move was as fast as lightning, although Bai Zizai's speed was not slow, how could he compare to Zhang San?

Bai Zizi lowered his head slightly, narrowly avoiding Zhang San's claws, not wanting to hurt his feet, but it was Zhang San who stretched out his legs and stumbled, completely disrupting his pace.

Seeing that Bai Zizi was about to fall to the ground, Zhang San hurriedly stretched out his hand to support him, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency is the old man of the Snow Mountain Sect?" We have no grievances and no enemies, so why bother with this heavy hand? Is there something wrong with us? ”

Bai Zizi sneered: "I have stood up to the sky all my life, you can kill me, but you can't let me eat the Narauszi poison, you can kill me!" ”

Zhang Sanqi said: "Old man Bai, when did we say we were going to kill you?" Where does this begin? ”

Bai Zizi looked at Yan Shisan: "I saw your deeds, can you spare me?" ”

Yan Shisan Qi said: "What kind of business? ”

Bai Zizai said: "A few of you fearless people went to Xia Ke Island, obviously in collusion with them, and I just broke it, how can you not kill people and kill people?" ”

Yan Shisan said: "Speaking is collusion, you are also talking to us now, and there is also collusion?" ”

Zhang San said: "Old Man Bai misunderstood, there are some things that we can't say more, when the banquet starts tomorrow, everything will be told in detail, I dare to guarantee that we have no killing intent for Old Man Bai, you can rest assured." ”

Bai Zizai saw that the three of them really had no killing intent, and he was a little relieved, and then sighed again.

His title of "No. 1 in boxing, No. 1 in swordsmanship, No. 1 in internal strength, No. 1 in internal strength, No. 1 in internal strength was lost by his grandson-in-law, and his swordsmanship and secret weapon are not as good as Li Jinyu Yan Thirteen, and his fists and feet are much worse than Zhang San.

After all the calculations, not a single word of these four titles can be retained, which is really whimpering.

Bai Zixin said, I have nothing to do to wander around, now I have no name, even if I die, when I arrive at the Yama Palace, I am full of depression.

After thinking about it again, the name of a manly man is made by fists, not blown.

Before dying, it is a good thing to know that you are a frog at the bottom of the well, and not to be a fool.

Seeing that Bai Zizi sighed for a long time, and was relieved by the old man, the three of them only felt that the old guy was stimulated and went crazy, and hurriedly asked people to send him back.

The people on the island have their own calculations.

But no matter what the calculation, after all, there is only one day, and with the sun rising, Laba porridge is boiled to the final stage, and the porridge can be drunk in the evening.

Li Jinyu went as usual, and even took her eldest sister to Island Lake to fish, and barbecued while fishing.

Looking at Li Jinyu's calm posture, these martial arts people are also much calmer, and Shi Potian even took the initiative to come over to help grill the fish, I have to say that Shi Potian's skills in making fish are very good, better than Jiang Yuyan.

In the evening, the servants came to ask for help.

The banquet was in a cave, which was not decorated with night pearls, nor was it decorated with gold and white jade, only candles thick as ox legs, which was quite rough.

This cave is very large, there are hundreds of tables, and it does not seem crowded, Li Jinyu led more people, and unceremoniously squeezed into the middle of the venue.

Li Jinyu, Yu Chi Mingjing, Ximen Fuxue, Ye Gucheng, Yan Shisan, Ji Bingyan, Jiang Yuyan, and Liu Er were divided into two rows and occupied all the good positions.

Other people felt that they were going to die left and right, and they didn't fight for it, but Shi Potian felt hungry.

It's not that Xia Kedao doesn't care about cooking, but after looking at the kitchen where the porridge is boiling, Bai Zizai feels that everything in the diet is highly poisonous, and Shi Potian is not allowed to eat staple food.

I ate some grilled fish in the morning, and at noon I just ate the elixir that Bai Zizi configured, and my stomach was hungry.

Shi Potian didn't care much about anything else, just wanted to hurry up and start the banquet and taste the Laba porridge on Xia Ke Island.

Life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, you can not care about other things, but rice must be eaten.

(End of chapter)