Under the big tree, in the courtyard, Yi Tianxing held a teacup in his hand, read carefully, held a pen in his right hand and turned it gently, from time to time he wrote something in a blank notebook, I don't know what made him so cautious, and he refused to rely on his own head.

"History of the Ming Dynasty; Tianzhi" said: "In August of the year of Zhengde, there are meteors such as kei, the tail is four or five zhang long, the red light candle sky, from the northwest to the southeast, three heads and one tail, falling Sichuan Chongqing Wei (Chongqing County), sè turned into white, revived the green flame, more than two zhang high, the sound is like thunder. ”

He also said: "The first month of the thirteenth year of Zhengde has not been, and there is a meteorite near the water."

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"Qing History Manuscript; Disaster Chronicles": "In April of the tenth year of Shunzhi, the Luzhou star fell into stone, as big as a bucket"

Xu Guangqi's notes are full of things about the calendar, which have nothing to do with the meteors in the sky.

Yi Tianxing bit the tail of the ballpoint pen, closed the small book full of handwriting, and rolled his eyes to count these things.

According to what the old ancestor said to rì, he should have been about to touch the mortal during the Xuande period of the Ming Dynasty. At that time, it should be around 1435 A.D., and looking at the celestial phenomena, in the Zhengde period, the meteors in the sky suddenly broke out, and it was not until the beginning of the Qing Dynasty that it gradually decreased.

Could it be that those meteors are the gods and Buddhas who have been downed? Or are they just normal celestial phenomena?

Yi Tianxing ran to the counter and called the deputy director of the Department of Education, Tang and asked him to help introduce an expert who studied the heavens. When he got the phone, he quickly dialed it out, and after a long conversation, he learned from the expert's mouth that in the Ming period, the meteor phenomenon recorded by the state did increase sharply, and it seemed that it always felt a little unusual.

Unusual three words are good, Yi Tianxing hung up the phone with a smile.

He has always believed that there must be a purpose for what he does. The Buddha, a figure of great wisdom, is even more certain that it is impossible to bring the old monkey to the world for no reason, so the next life of the old monkey must faintly confirm something...... And the meteors that kept falling for the next two hundred years were thought to be the poor fellows who had been dreamed of the beginning and told themselves by Shu Bodhisattva.

Buddha doesn't see birds?

Yi Tianxing bit the ballpoint pen fiercely, and the pen holder was bitten off with a click: "The supreme existence of the Buddha, who can do anything to him?"

Why were the gods and Buddhas defeated? Why did the Dao immortals take advantage of the fact that these gods and Buddhas had not had time to regain the right results before they could regain the right results, and then they would use the power of the human world to disperse them again?

Ye Xiang said that the Buddha is immortal, so where did these guys go? Why did he travel around the country with Master Bin Ku and found nothing abnormal?

He didn't have a place to ask these questions.

Ye Xiang always pretended not to wake up, and the old guy might know something, but he wouldn't say it. The only old monkey master who can be fully believed in is born and descended too early, belongs to the first batch of revolutionary ancestors who were defeated, and has no idea what happened in the sky later.

Suddenly, Yi Tianxing's heart moved: "It's all down, is the master also coming down? Then I can rescue the master if I find the master?" The master said at the time that the master was planting trees in Namek, which was obviously the poison of Toriyama Ming. You must know that the master has been locked up in Guiyuan Temple, how can he know where the master is. ”

Putting the three books together, he flipped through them carefully, trying to find some clues, at least trying to figure out if there were any rules that could be caught by the immortals who fell from the world.

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I don't know how long I've been watching.

"Ahh

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Someone behind him was startled and said, "What's the ghost called?"

Lei Lei took Yi Zhu's little hand and walked in.

Yi Tianxing said with a bitter face: "I'm thinking about things, but I can't figure it out." ”

"If you don't understand, don't think about it. Lei Lei waved her hand, the girl always has such a different charm.

"Okay. Yi Tianxing bowed his head to be taught, thinking that this was the only way, anyway, he was going to those two places in a few days, hoping to find something out of the time.

He pulled Yi Zhu over, let the little guy stand in front of him, stared into his eyes and said, "Have you been good lately?"

"Every day you look at it, do you still need to ask me?" Xiao Yizhu said angrily.

Yi Tianxing was stunned for a moment, hehe smiled, thinking that this little guy looked like he was only four or five years old, his mind developed too quickly, and he spoke and acted like a big child.

Looking at the child in front of him who was twisting his butt and refusing to be quiet, Yi Tianxing was a little confused for a while, feeling that his life was indeed a little messy, swallowed his saliva, and turned his head to look at the lovely Lei Lei: "Wife, you finished the exam, when will you go back?"

"I'll leave tomorrow. ”

Zou Leilei picked up his teacup and glanced at it, looking at the yellow tea in the cup, wrinkling the tip of her nose very cutely, as if she was bitter.

She went to the room and took out a large glass, poured it with cold white, and then drank it, and said vaguely while drinking: "Yi Tianxing, how are you feeling in the past two days?"

Yi Tianxing was confused: "It's good." ”

"Oh, then I'm relieved. The girl put the glass heavily on the table, leaned back, leaned against the rough tree in the patio, and stretched: "At that time, you father and son scared me to death, for fear that you would not get jīng schizophrenia." ”

Yi Zhu shook his round ass and coquettishly: "Mother, I'm fine." ”

Lei Lei chuckled: "Well, I saw you drooling over the mutton in the park just now, thinking that you were fine, but I was worried about your stunned father." ”

Yi Tianxing touched his head and said with a smile: "It's just that I almost went to heaven, and it's not a big deal." Then we have to go to the mall to buy something for our parents." ”

"Hmm. Lei Lei responded crisply, suddenly frowned, and fell silent.

Yi Tianxing walked up to her gently, holding the trunk of the tree with his hand, and asked softly in her ear, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Lei Lei raised her cheeks and forced a smile, "Just thinking about the fact that I have encountered so many wonderful things in the past six months, what should I do when I see my parents?"

Yi Tianxing patted her flushed face and said with a smile: "Don't say it, white lies have always been a necessity of life." ”

"What about Yi Zhu?" she pointed to the little guy who was lying on the small wooden table flipping through the books.

When the little guy heard that he was talking about himself, he quickly slipped off the table, ran to the two of them, raised his head and said, "Yi Zhu has met his grandparents once, grandma is chubby, Yi Zhu is also chubby, she will like Yi Zhu." ”

Yi Tianxing said with a sad face: "It's useless to like it, the question now is how to explain to my mother-in-law that I have been with her daughter for half a year and gave birth to a four or five-year-old child." ”

Thinking of the fat aunt's voice, Yi Tianxing was stupid.

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Rat, ugly cow, Yinhu, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, bad pig. (Note 1)

The New Year is the New Year, the Year of the Dog is the Year of the Pig, and the Year of the Pig is the Year of the Rat, so the previous year was a tragic dog fight, and this year should be a developed cat.

The atmosphere of the New Year festival in Gaoyang County is indeed better than that of the provincial capital, firecrackers can be set off, scraps of paper are still all over the street, fireworks can be set off, there are always some holes with a mushy smell on the balcony along the street, and there are people who play lion and dragon dances, people who beg for color along the street, those who send rice to the county, and students who go home to play drunk.

In short, it's a hilarious.

This time when he returned to Gaoyang County, Yi Tianxing only stayed in the small black house for one day, went to his grandfather's grave, and was dragged to Lei Lei's house again, but this time the house was even more crowded.

There is a chubby child and a white-collar woman named Mo Kill.

It was supposed to be called Mo Shan, but Yi Tianxing, who was easy to forget, shouted back after two days. The reason why Mo Kill came with him was because the project of the provincial capital was busy, and it was too troublesome and time-consuming to transfer back to Taipei from the provincial capital via Hong Kong, and it was not suitable to leave this little girl alone in the provincial capital for Chinese New Year's Eve, so Lei Lei called her back to Gaoyang County.

The fire demon woman is very happy, it is good to be able to follow the master and the master back to their hometown.

Yi Zhu's identity has already been properly resolved, Yi Tianxing asked Pan Bureau to get a legal adoption certificate, although it is obvious that he is a single man who is not legally qualified to adopt, but sometimes, everyone knows that the law is always like a man who has been blown into the sand by the wind - one eye is closed.

On this day, the fat aunt took Fat Yizhu to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and on the balcony, Mr. Zou was holding a county chronicle behind his back to explain the history of the county to Miss Mo from Taiwan.

The originally crowded two-bedroom living room suddenly became quieter.

Zou Leilei's bedroom is still the same, she and Mo Shu have slept here for the past two days, Yi Zhu slept with her grandparents, and poor Yi Tianxing slept on the sofa in the living room.

At this time, he lay down on the fragrant bed, and smiled sheepishly: "Come and let me hug me." ”

Lei Lei was cleaning up the bookcase, turned around and spat him, but after a while, she lowered her eyebrows and walked over shyly, and sat down on the edge of the bed with a slight dip.

Yi Tianxing was not ashamed at all, the monkey pounced in a hurry, held her in his arms, and kissed her indiscriminately regardless of her eyes, nose, mouth and ears.

Lei Lei didn't expect this guy to be in such a hurry, screamed, and subconsciously stretched out her hand and twisted his ears into flowers.

"Ahh

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The door was slammed open.

Teacher Zou, who loves his daughter, stood at the door, maintaining a stiff posture, rolling the book in his hand into a roll, ready to be used as a rolling pin to deal with the bad guys.

The nurse's heartfelt Mo Kill stood behind Teacher Zou, his eyes were gradually red, his hair was soft and fiery and floating without wind, and his long and thin nails were full of murderous intent.

The two who were playing looked at them embarrassedly.

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In the evening, I ate beef offal hot pot, fragrant mist, and green coriander added to the food interest.

A large group of people sat around the table and toasted each other.

The women drank red wine, the men drank white wine, and Yi Zhu drank ...... Coke.

Xiao Yi Zhu smacked his lips and said softly: "Happiness, this is called happiness." ”

The little guy now speaks like a bit of his father's style.

Yi Tianxing picked up the small wine glass, touched it lightly with Teacher Zou, smiled slightly, but remembered the old monkey in the back garden of Guiyuan Temple, somehow felt something, moved his wrist slightly in the direction of the provincial capital, seemed to kowtow, and then drank it all in one gulp.

He was thinking:

"Wait one day, pull up the old monkey in the King Kong hood, hug the kissing wife with big nerves, hold the white and tender greedy finch son, pull up the leaf phase and the others, set up the red oil beef offal hot pot, and eat a handful of hulala, this t*** is life!"

(Vegetables and potatoes)

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When he was in the county seat, Yi Tianxing went to the manor by the river to drink with the old master, and now the two of them understand more things, and their mood is different from usual, and they are relatively embarrassed in the middle of the night, and they don't see each other again.

He also attended a high class reunion with Lei Lei and chatted with He Hu and the others, whom he hadn't seen for a long time. He Hu and the others complained about him very much, he didn't know how to explain it, and blindly smiled.

After doing these things, the group of four people returned to the provincial capital, and they came back suddenly, and they went suddenly, like a gust of wind.

One winter, there was a heavy snowfall in the belly of the country, and the snow was so heavy that it had not been seen for many years.

Standing at the door of the snow-covered Guiyuan Temple, Lei Lei's face was red from the cold, she gently exhaled the heat to warm her hands, and wore a pair of colorful fingerless gloves on her hands, which looked very cute.

The temple door opened, and the four of them walked in, followed by a large truck but could not drive in.

The monk said curiously: "Senior Brother Yi, what is this truck loaded with? Last year, you only hugged a cardboard box, and this year you will change the car?"

Yi Tianxing laughed: "For the Chinese New Year, although the brothers and sisters don't like this, there must be a new atmosphere." ”

There have already been workers who have unloaded goods from trucks, which are all purchased by Yi Tian after entering the provincial capital.

Looking at the new futon, new incense burner, printed paintings, and some calligraphy scrolls that were brought down from the truck, the monk sighed and exclaimed: "Senior brother is really generous, but the abbot seems to be worried about the maintenance of the Daxiong Treasure Hall recently. ”

"What are you going to fix?"

"Prepare to repaint the gold body. ”

"When I'm wronged?" Yi Tianxing snorted, walked to the back garden, and stopped and asked, "Which Buddha statue is it?"

Zhike monk Heshi said: "Buddha statue of Shakyamuni." ”

"Isn't that statue made of jade? How can it be painted gold?"

"Oh, the abbot said he might need some Burmese jade trimming. ”

"Excuse me, anyone can do it, repair him or exempt him, I'm annoying him. Yi Tianxing said angrily and entered the back garden.

Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, Master Bin Ku led the disciples of the temple to worship the ancestors in the back garden, and Ye Xiangsheng also came back, but he stood a little lonely on the pavilion in the middle of the lake.

Yi Tianxing glanced at him strangely, walked to the hut, and whispered bitterly to Bin: "I like to spend money, but I don't like to spend money on that statue." ”

Bin Ku Yishi, the silver eyebrows fluttered slightly, really like an old and virtuous master, and responded softly: "Yes, Cuiwei Pavilion needs to be repaired, and there is still a gap of 300,000 yuan." ”

Yi Tianxing smiled, took out a famous fried radish dumpling in Gaoyang County and stuffed it into his hand: "It's the New Year, honor you." ”

"Thank you, Protector. "Master Bin Ku is very polite.

and gave their respective New Year's gifts to the brothers of Guiyuan Temple present, and Yi Tianxing led Yi Zhu to the front of the hut.

The rest of the monks withdrew from the back garden.

There is only this family left in the back garden.

Yi Tianxing knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the old ancestor twice, and the red-haired Mo Shu followed behind him and bowed down.

What made him angry was that because his master and apprentice couldn't break through the Vajra Demon Circle, they had to kneel on the bluestone slab honestly.

But Zou Leilei seemed to be familiar with the way, holding a basket with her left hand, and holding the little hand of Yi Zhu, who was full of fear, with her right hand, the mother and son Shi Ran entered the light green sè aperture, entered the hut, and talked face-to-face with the ancestor.

The gift to the old monkey is a large basket of Yangshan peaches, which are very rare in winter.

You must know that there is an adjective, snow in Guangzhou is like eating peaches in winter, which is basically impossible, which shows that watertight peaches are difficult to find in winter, and this basket of peaches is still Yi Tianxing asked Lin Qiheng to come from the greenhouse in Taiwan, which is very expensive.

The old ancestor seems to be very fond of this peach, and seems to like to chat with Zou Yatou, and there is laughter from time to time in the cottage.

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When they left Guiyuan Temple, Ye Xiangsheng also joined their team.

"Why didn't you worship your ancestors before?"

Ye Xiangseng didn't know what he was thinking, he tilted his head and thought for a long time before saying, "I have a very strange feeling, I shouldn't worship him." ”

Then he shook his head.

Ignoring these, Yi Tianxing dragged his mouth to Pengfei Industry and Trade, Yuan Ye had already seen him in the ancient home of Gaoyang County, this time he came to see Xiao Jinsong, Xiao Xiao greeted this large group of people, and panicked to make tea and serve melon seeds. Yi Tianxing didn't want to sit longer, handed him some snacks and the like, expressed his meaning, and then asked him to distribute them to the sycophant Jīng and Zhou Xiaomei.

After doing this, he patted his ass and walked away.

Today, like a leader, he is inspecting everywhere, and the next stop is the renovation project of Tak Shing Street.

Standing on a large construction site, looking at the gradually rising buildings in the distance, Yi Tianxing narrowed his eyes slightly, and said to Lei Lei beside him: "When we came to see it last month, it wasn't so high. ”

"Dad, it's boring. Yi Zhu yawned and stood honestly beside Teacher Ye Xiang.

Yi Tianxing smiled, pointed to the buildings in front of him and said, "I don't know why, I suddenly feel that spending money is also a very cool thing." ”

"Beautiful you. Zou Leilei snorted.

Mo Shu took a few hard hats and asked, "Do you want to go in with the master and take a look?"

"It's okay to look at it from afar, but it's not necessary to play it up close. ”

Ye Xiangseng suddenly frowned and said, "You are traveling in the provincial capital today." ”

Yi Tianxing smiled and said: "I'm going to travel soon, so naturally I have to visit the provincial city first." ”

"Going out?"

Several people around him asked at the same time, this Yi Tianxing went out of the door, it was a big fight, and now that he said that he went out, the people around him subconsciously began to get nervous.

"Don't be nervous, just go to Wudang Mountain to see the old people. He looked at Xiao Yi Zhu, who was only half as tall as Ye Xiangseng.

Mo Shu thought for a while: "Then I'll accompany the master." ”

"Don't go, you still have to take care of the projects in the provincial capital, although it's just spending money, we can't spend money in vain. ”

"That's right, master. Mo Shu suddenly remembered something, "The press conference held by the last stepfather has already been held, and the mayor seems to be paying more attention to it, and is going to invite you to a meeting." ”

"Don't go. Yi Tianxing waved his hand resolutely, "I finally got rid of those things, and I have to live happily in the future." ”

"Then how do you prevaricate?"

"Let it go, and they will understand. ”

After saying this, he walked to the street and said with a smile: "This person's realm has gone up, and the feeling is different, and if you don't see it, you won't see it." ”

Zou Leilei followed him and shook her head: "Don't become a monk nouveau riche, it's disgusting to watch." ”

Yi Tianxing hurriedly admitted his mistake: "I must pay attention in the future." ”

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In the end, it was still a large group of people who accompanied Yi Tianxing to travel, except for Mo Zhi who stayed in the provincial capital, and all the non-public officials, including Zou Leilei who was on winter vacation, followed.

The group sat on an off-road jeep, drove outside the provincial capital, and gradually entered the mountain.

Wudang Mountain is only a few hundred kilometers away from the provincial capital, and it can be reached in the afternoon.

Yi Tianxing held the steering wheel with his left hand, and nervously grasped the iron rod with his right hand, he didn't know what the name of the iron rod used for gear was for the time being.

"Senior Brother Yi, when did you learn to drive a car?" Ye Xiangseng sat in the passenger seat and asked curiously.

"Some time ago, Qin Qi'er's girl said that since I want to live in the world, I must have some certificates, so I got a passport, a degree certificate, and a driver's license. Yi Tianxing stared at the road with nervous eyes and said nervously.

Ye Xiangseng's eyes widened, and then asked, "Have you ever driven a car before?"

"Didn't you watch me open it last night?"

"Last night was the first time? Senior brother...... Do you know the throttle and brakes?"

"It's still known. ”

After a short conversation.

Zou Leilei and Yi Zhu, who were sitting in the back row, made two sounds, and fastened their seat belts very quickly.

Ye Xiangseng, who was sitting in the "most unsafe passenger seat", put his hands together and prayed silently.

(Returning to the kamikaze to make book friends: It's just entertainment, but I want to be able to justify myself, I don't have the ambition or ability to explain all the three thousand worlds clearly, and forgive me.) In addition, I would like to reiterate my disclaimer that I have not studied religious metaphysics, it is pure nonsense, and if you hurt anyone, please laugh it off.

Note 1: When I wrote it for the first time, I forgot the pig in the zodiac, rat, cow, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, chicken, dog, pig, I directly wrote it as a dog and then a rat, making a big joke, so it's a bad pig!-_-!!!)