"Good!"

"Keep your eyes open, I'm going to start performing!"

Zhang Yang put Yan Yan and Yu on the ground.

Take a deep breath, jump on the spot, and do a 720° backflip.

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned!

"Lying grass!"

"Is this still human? Rotate twice in the air in a row, or jump on the spot. ”

"Is this the legendary Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu? Kneel! ”

"Beer× 20."

"Lucky Box× 10."

"Explosive order × 2."

……

For a time, gifts flew all over the sky.

Zhou Ruoxi next to him was dumbfounded.

With an open mouth, you can stuff an egg into it.

When did my husband become so powerful?

Yan Yan and Yu clapped their little hands.

Bang bang bang.

Yan Yan: "Dad is awesome! Cowhide! ”

"Dad~You're still amazing~"

Zhang Yang smiled crookedly.

Next, unleash a combo.

Bang bang!

Whoosh~

Every punch can make a sound that breaks through the air.

The speed is so fast that only afterimages can be seen.

"Damn, this is definitely real kung fu!"

"Brother Yang, you go to make an action movie, it is guaranteed to be more popular than Donnie Yen and Li Lian."

"If you go to the UFC, you will definitely fight all over the world."

"I also want to learn kung fu, can I recognize you as a master?"

"Excuse me, do you accept female apprentices? I'm 36D. ”

……

The barrage on the screen jumps so fast that you can't see it at all.

"Alright, that's all for kung fu."

"Next, let's play the piano for everyone."

Then, Zhang Yang came to the living room and sat in front of the piano.

Zhou Ruoxi held his mobile phone for live broadcast.

"Wow, wow."

With the first note, Zhang Yang began to play.

The hand speed is still so fast.

It's still so good.

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked again.

"Oh, I'll go, he can really play feelings."

"The hand speed is really so fast, who can stand this."

“(◡‿◡)”

"Sister Zhou, you are blessed."

"Not only can I know martial arts, but I can also play the piano, which can be described as both civil and military."

"How can there be such a perfect man in the world."

"Ruoxi, it's up to your husband, I have identified you as a sister."

……

Seeing that the barrage was all praise for Zhang Yang, Zhou Ruoxi looked proud.

"Now I know how good my husband is."

"Those keyboard warriors, don't you slap your face?"

"I see who dares to say that my husband can't do it in the future."

"If you like my husband, you can follow his Weibo."

"The name is the Descendant of the Dragon."

"My husband has a game next."

"Let's open Weibo and follow him."

Audience in the live broadcast room:

"The descendant of the dragon, this name is good, very patriotic."

"I'm going to pay attention."

"+1 fans."

"Your husband is awesome!"

"Why didn't he play? Don't stop. ”

"Are there any other talents? I haven't seen enough yet. ”

"yes, it's only been a few minutes?"

Zhou Ruoxi: "Say it, what else do you want to see?" ”

"My husband is omnipotent, except for not being able to have children, there is nothing he can't do."

Zhang Yang's face suddenly had a black line.

Because he has exhausted his donkey skills.

Except for martial arts and playing the piano, I don't know anything else.

After all, the system only rewards these two skills.

The audience in the live broadcast room made a request:

"Okay, I want to see a big rock in my chest."

"I want to see hand-split durians."

"The silver spear stabs the throat."

"Blindfolded and throwing darts."

"Pick up the blade empty-handed."

"White wolf with empty gloves."

"I can't bear the child's wolf."

……

The audience went too far.

Zhou Ruoxi was directly speechless.

"Can you be normal?"

"I'm talking about showmanship, not acrobatics."

"I'm just such a husband, what if I die, you guys?"

Audience:

"Cut, didn't you say that you can have a baby?"

"That's it, it's good if you didn't let your husband pee in the wind."

"Why don't you let him dance, dance that chick cha cha."

“My

ame is Chicky! Chicky, Chicky, Chicky！ ”

"Roll the calf, this dubbing makes me want to vomit!"

"Let him sing a song, we'll decide what to sing."

"That's a good note, I'm going to listen to Mercury."

"I'm going to hear the wind."

"Sing Jay Chou's nocturne!"

"Jay Chou's song can be heard in the prelude."

"What? You dare to say that Jay Chou's songs are not good! ”

"No, you have to open a membership later to listen."

"Agree with Zhang Yang's singing deduction 1, disagree with the deduction of the deduction."

"Lying grass! What are the last three words? ”

"I don't know, 111."

“1111。”

“111。”

……

For a while, the screen was full of the number 1.

Zhou Ruoxi looked embarrassed.

Because Zhang Yang can't sing.

No, you can't sing.

Others sing for money, but he sings for death.

Someone else sings with a pregnant ear, and he sings with a miscarriage.

Although Zhang Yang's singing is very ugly.

can see that the fans in the live broadcast room are enthusiastic, so they have no choice but to agree.

"Husband, why don't you sing a song?"

"Are you sure?"

"Sure."

Zhou Ruoxi nodded with certainty.

Zhang Yang stood in front of the screen.

Cleared his throat.

"Ahem."

"Now sing a song about Mercury for everyone."

"If you don't feel good, you can mute your phone."

Audience:

"How so? Yangyang is so handsome, the singing brother must be very good. ”

"That's it, come on, love you."

"Mo-da-da."

Zhang Yang smiled crookedly, found the accompaniment of Mercury, and began to sing.

"Fascinated with your eyes."

"There are traces of the Milky Way."

"Through the gap in time."

……

Suddenly, the live broadcast room was extremely quiet.

Not even a barrage.

Although the song is good.

However, Zhang Yang sang too ...... It's hard to hear.

They swore that they had never heard such a bad song.

It's like a duck's voice.

It's even 10,000 times worse than a bed alarm.

"Damn! I thought you were just modest, but I didn't expect it to be so ugly. ”

"Please stop singing, I'm about to throw up."

"I've thrown up and my mom asked me if I'm pregnant."

"!"

Zhang Yang stopped.

"I said I couldn't sing, you want me to sing."

"Then I can only sacrifice ugliness."

At this time, Zhou Ruoxi put his hand down.

Seeing the barrage full of vomiting expressions, I couldn't help but laugh.

"As the saying goes, no one is perfect."

"Although my husband's singing is not good, he only needs to have a skill, and he is still that long."

When the words fell, he hugged Zhang Yang's arm with love on his face.

"Tut-tut, I'm starting to show affection again, can you consider the feelings of our single dogs."

"Show affection and die quickly."

"For every single dog that dies, none of you couples are innocent."

……

Looking at the rolling barrage, Zhou Ruoxi hugged tighter.

At this moment, the voice of the ninth sister suddenly sounded.

"Zhang Yang, the karate master of the island country and the piano master of the beautiful country responded."

"They told you to go over and fight, claiming to make you kneel and beg for mercy."

Audience in the live broadcast room:

"Damn, such arrogance of the dog."

"Brother Yang, I have to give them some color to see."

"Let them know that we Dragon Country people are not easy to mess with."

"They must be made to kneel down and call Master."

Zhang Yang smiled slightly.

He said two words.

"Don't go!"