"Baby, are the lollipops good?"

"Delicious~"

"Sweet or not?"

"Sweet~"

"Hard or not?"

"Hard~"

"Grandma is good?"

"Good~"

"Giggle~"

Zhou's mother's smiling eyes narrowed into a slit.

Children are just good at coaxing.

Two lollipops and you're done.

The other side.

Major media released the video of the interview with Zhang Yang.

The title is eye-catching, and it can be described as showing off the sky.

"Shocked! Zhou Ruoxi actually likes cosplay! ”

"Exclusive interview with Zhang Yang and Zhou Ruoxi couple, what are the unknown secrets!"

"Shocking revelation! Zhang Yang was able to last a whole night! ”

"Madou Media Update, Internet celebrity couple, selfie!"

"Ninety-one video, Zhang Yang and Zhou Ruoxi!"

"Otaku welfare, don't enter under the age of eighteen!"

……

After these videos were released, Sister Jiu also vigorously promoted them.

For a time, it almost dominated the front page of all entertainment software.

Quick hand, shake the yin, skin shrimp......

Even on some foreign social platforms, it is elusive.

Hundreds of millions of netizens have swiped these videos.

Some of them lie flat at home.

Some squat in the toilet.

Some are in class.

Some sit and wait for work at work.

Some are waiting for the bus.

Some are moving bricks.

Some are fighting in Syria.

Some are smoking.

Wait a minute......

"I didn't expect Brother Yang to be on the hot search again, and he scored twice!"

"Look at it, Zhang Yang and Zhou Ruoxi are sitting together, they really have husband and wife."

"Nonsense, people are husband and wife."

"Yan Yan and Lan are so cute, they love it."

"Hahaha, Zhou Ruoxi actually misunderstood the meaning of the buckle, and he deserves to be a fighter in the comics!"

"My girlfriend likes buttons very much."

"What's the difference between a buckle and a mouth? Waiting online, it's in a hurry. ”

"Can you gasp and say 'um'?"

"Damn! You're so evil, what's your name? I want to come and say thank you! ”

"My surname is Jiao."

"Ahem, this is the comment area, not a no-man's land!"

"Brother Yang, when is the concert going to be?"

"Brother Yang's movie has been released, have you watched it?"

"I've seen it for a long time, gun version!"

"If you don't go to the cinema, it's disrespectful to Brother Yang."

"I'm your father!"

"I'm a fool while there's no one."

……

Zhang Yang's home.

Zhou Ruoxi put the prepared meal on the table.

"Mom, it's time to eat~"

"It's coming!"

"Yanyan, Grandma, go to dinner with Grandma."

Zhou's mother led Yan Yan and Yu to the table.

But when I saw the dishes on the table, I was really bad for a moment.

The tomato scrambled eggs are black, and obviously there is too much soy sauce.

Shredded potatoes, as thick as french fries.

There was also a plate of white viscous liquid, I don't know what it was.

Gan!

Is this for people to eat?

Zhou's mother's face is longer than the donkey's face.

"Zhang Yang, is this your cooking skill?"

"Not to mention eating, it's unsightly!"

"You can't even cook, how can I trust my daughter to you?"

"What are you capable of taking care of two babies?"

"You've let me down!"

"This ...... That ......"

Zhang Yang swallowed.

These dishes are all made by Zhou Ruoxi.

And it's deliberately so unpalatable.

Zhou Ruoxi did not speak.

That's what she wants.

"Humph! I don't eat it! ”

Zhou's mother got up angrily.

Zhou Ruoxi was overjoyed: "Mom, are you leaving?" ”

"I'll order takeout!"

"Uh...... All right. ”

Zhou Ruoxi looked helpless.

Sigh~

White was happy.

……

After breakfast.

Everyone sits on the couch and watches Ultraman.

The atmosphere in the room was very quiet.

There is only the sound of Ultraman fighting monsters.

Suddenly, Zhou's mother sensed that something was wrong.

took out his mobile phone and looked at the date, and looked sideways at Zhou Ruoxi.

"Daughter, why don't you go to school today Thursday?"

Zhou Ruoxi said with a smile: "Zhang Yang is engaged in creation at home, and he can get his graduation certificate without going to school. ”

"I'm not feeling well, take a day off."

As soon as she heard this, Zhou's mother was immediately unhappy.

"Zhang Yang, even if you are famous now, you can't delay your studies."

"You know, knowledge is power!"

"Without knowledge, people look down on you wherever you go."

"Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you won't be afraid to go all over the world."

After the words fell, he asked Zhou Ruoxi again: "Why are you uncomfortable?" ”

"I ...... I'm coming to my aunt. ”

"Don't you have to go to class when you come to my aunt?"

"I used to work when I was pregnant with you."

"After giving birth to you, I started working before I was confined."

"I think you're just pretending to be and don't want to go to school."

Zhou Ruoxi's face suddenly had a black line.

She said weakly: "That's right, Aunt can pretend to be able to come?" ”

Zhou's mother asked: "You said you came to the eldest aunt, why is there no aunt towel in the bathroom?" ”

"Uh...... Who said you have to put your aunt's towel in the bathroom? ”

"What? Do you still want to collect it? ”

Burst~

Zhou Ruoxi directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Who's going to collect that thing?

Vampires?

Zhou's mother continued to nag:

"I think you're pretending."

"When you were a child, you often pretended to be sick and didn't go to school, and when you grew up, you still did this, which is really worrying."

Zhou Ruoxi was silent.

Because it was like that when I was a kid.

Whose childhood isn't the same?

Mother Zhou: "Okay, I'm too lazy to talk about you." ”

"Yanyan, Grandma, will grandma take you to the mall?"

She shook her head and said she didn't want to go.

Yan Yan: "Don't go, I'm still going to watch Ultraman at home, Tiga~"

Zhou's mother made a killer move.

"As long as you go with grandma, grandma will buy you lollipops."

"Take you to the playground and buy a lot of fun toys."

Hearing the toys and lollipops, Yan Yan and Yu jumped straight off the couch.

"I'm going, I'm going."

"Grandma is awesome!"

Mother Zhou smiled, first glanced at Zhang Yang and Zhou Ruoxi, and then left with Yan Yan and Shu Xi.

Zhou Ruoxi looked helpless.

"Sigh~"

"Miscalculated."

"I thought my mother would leave, but I didn't expect to rely on it, it's too annoying."

Zhang Yang: "Wife, you can't say that, after all, she is your mother?" ”

"What? Isn't my mom your mom? ”

"Yes!"

"Then you still call Auntie, you have to call Mom later, you have to learn to make your mother-in-law happy."

"Okay!"

Zhou Ruoxi couldn't help but be stunned.

"Husband, why did you suddenly become so obedient?"

"Because my wife's words are orders, and I must obey them unconditionally."

"Really?"

"It's more real than pearls!"

"Hey~"

Zhou Ruoxi smiled evilly, self-evident.

Zhang Yanghu's body was shocked.

"You, what do you want to do?"

"I hate it~ I asked knowingly."

"No, it's daytime, your mother...... Our mom may come back at any time, and we'll talk about it in the evening. ”

Zhou Ruoxi's eyes glared: "No, is that kind of thing still divided into day and night?" ”

"My mom went to the mall for at least two hours, so there was plenty of time."

"Come on, it's been a long time since I've tried it in the living room."

Without giving Zhang Yang a chance to react, Zhou Ruoxi rushed forward.