Chapter Seventy-Six: Advertising Words
"Husband, it's almost twelve o'clock, do you still send the baby to kindergarten?"
"Don't go, if you go, it's fun, let's shoot commercials together."
"Hmph~ It's all your fault, I woke up so late, I must have played a game last night, I'd rather play a game than play me, I hate it!"
"You still say me? Don't you sleep until eleven o'clock before you get up? ”
"Sigh~ In the future, the work and rest time must be regular, and make a good example for the baby, otherwise the baby will be lazy."
"Well, starting tomorrow, wake up on time with an alarm clock at seven o'clock every morning."
"Okay, whoever doesn't get up is the dog."
"It's a deal!"
Zhang Yang and Zhou Ruoxi chatted while walking, leading Yan Yan and Shu out of the community.
However, when walking towards a car parked on the side of the road.
Suddenly.
Thundered~
A deafening sound rang out.
The ground trembled.
Zhou Ruoxi was about to be scared to pee, and hurriedly hugged Zhang Yang's arm.
"Oh no, husband, there was an earthquake!"
Zhang Yang is in danger.
"Don't be afraid of your wife, hurry up and go to an open place."
After that, he hurriedly picked up Yan Yan and Yu Yu, led Zhou Ruoxi, and ran towards the park across the road.
But at this moment, a group of people appeared from the road and swarmed this way.
There are hundreds of people.
Not only men, women and children.
Even.
And the old grandmother on crutches.
An old man in a wheelchair.
Patient on an intravenous drip.
A big fat man of 300 pounds.
A child who has just learned to walk.
Wait a minute......
This 'earthquake' was caused by these people.
They ran and shouted:
"Zhang Yang, I'm your fan~"
"I want to take a picture with you~"
"I want your autograph~"
"I want to be happy with you."
"I want them all!"
"I'm the same!"
……
Zhang Yang, who saw this scene, was stunned.
It turned out that it was not an earthquake, but a tremor caused by those people stepping on the ground.
"Husband, why did you stop? Run! ”
The frightened Zhou Ruoxi hurriedly urged.
Zhang Yang smiled: "Wife, it's not an earthquake, it's an enthusiastic fan." ”
"Look."
The words fell, pointing in the direction of the crowd.
Zhou Ruoxi was stunned for a moment.
I looked at it and was taken aback.
"Oh! So many people! ”
"Husband, get in the car quickly, it's troublesome to be surrounded by them!"
With that, he ran towards the car with Yan Yan and Yu Yu.
Zhang Yang suddenly reacted.
He remembers the last time he was surrounded by fans at the supermarket.
If it weren't for the help of the salesperson's sister, get rid of those fans, the consequences would be unimaginable.
Knock knock~
Soon, Zhang Hao ran into the car.
But as soon as the car was started, those fans were like zombies, and the water around the car was impossible.
"Zhang Yang, open the door quickly, I want to take a photo with you."
"Get out of the car, if you don't take a picture, don't want to leave!"
"If you dare to drive, I'll lie on the ground."
"You have the ability to press me over."
"Whew~"
……
Zhang Yang was helpless.
Although the enthusiasm of the fans, he was very moved.
But now, he didn't dare to move.
Zhang Yang was a little puzzled.
"Strange, how did they know I lived here?"
Zhou Ruoxi: "Do you need to say this?" Of course, it was exposed by the paparazzi who suffered a thousand knives, so that people have no privacy at all, I hate it~"
When the words fell, Zhou Ruoxi lowered the window by a crack.
"Can you get out of the way, I still have to send my children to school."
"Zhang Yang still has to shoot an advertisement, and he is about to be late."
"I'll take a picture with you when I have time, okay?"
Fans,
"No, I want it now!"
"It's noon, send the kids to school? I believe you're a ghost! ”
"Don't let go if you don't take a group photo!"
"If you want to go, you can press over me."
……
Seeing that the fans were so stubborn, Zhou Ruoxi was about to explode.
It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, this sentence is really not covered.
"Husband, what should I do, you have to think of a way."
Zhang Yang: "What can I do, I'm also helpless." ”
"You can't just rush over it."
"In that case, we'll be covered with corpses."
Tick~woo~
Tick~woo~
Suddenly, sirens sounded.
A police car is coming this way.
Zhang Yang was overjoyed when he heard this.
The police Shu Huang is coming.
Now there is salvation.
The police car was parked not far from the crowd.
The policeman shouted with a megaphone:
"Attention to the masses, attention to the masses."
"You've seriously affected traffic, please disperse immediately."
"If you refuse to cooperate, you will be given a silver bracelet, and you will be able to eat and live for seven days."
When they heard this, they scattered.
After all, no one wants to wear a silver bracelet.
I don't want to eat and live for seven days.
Zhang Yang lowered the window and said with a smile:
"Guys, I'm so sorry."
"When I have time, I'll hold an autograph session and take photos with every fan."
"Thank you for your support and love."
After speaking, he saw that he got out of the way in front of him, and slammed out with one foot on the accelerator.
……
Fifteen minutes later.
Zhang Yang finally came to Yanqi Entertainment Company.
The ninth sister is going crazy.
"Holy!"
"I said I would shoot an advertisement in the morning, and you would arrive at noon."
"Where is morality? Where's the bottom line? ”
"Zhang Yang, although you are famous now and your shelf is bigger, this is too much."
Zhou Ruoxi complained: "We can't help it. ”
"As soon as I went out, I was surrounded by hundreds of fans."
"If it weren't for the help of the police, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to come now."
Zhang Yang smiled lightly: "Okay, don't say it, hurry up and get down to business." ”
"What about the merchants? Let's start shooting commercials. ”
Ninth Sister: "It's noon, of course people are going to eat." ”
"In order to show 100 billion, I arrange the best hotel."
"When they're full, they'll come."
"Let's go, let's go eat too."
……
Had lunch.
The merchants are back.
Although Zhang Yang waited all morning.
But even if he was unhappy, he was very polite to see Zhang Yang.
Who made the family a popular singer?
Ninth Sister: "Without further ado, let's start shooting commercials now." ”
"Zhang Yang, Ruoxi, this is an advertising word, take a look."
The ninth sister handed Zhang Yang a stack of materials.
Inside each piece of paper, there is an introduction to each product, as well as advertising words.
Brain black gold: "This year's festival will not receive gifts, and gifts will also receive brain black gold." ”
Huiyuan Kidney Treasure: "Drink Huiyuan Kidney Treasure, he is good, and I am good." ”
Menstrual Pain Treasure Granules: "That doesn't hurt, it's easy." ”
Gynecology knot: "Washing is healthier, we all use gynecology knot." ”
Superman brand underwear: "To give a gift to your girlfriend, choose Superman brand underwear, which is both pretending to be practical and practical." ”
Seven wolf belts: "It's not good for children to cough all the time, most of them are pretended, just hit a few times." ”
A technical school: "Which excavator technology is stronger?" Longguotai City is looking for Lan Xiang! ”
A gynecological hospital: "Painless abortion, let your child come and go in a hurry, a special package is launched, half price for the second time." ”
Forehead......
Seeing these advertising words, Zhang Yang suddenly had a black line on his face.