"What's wrong wife? Are you going to have diarrhea? ”

Zhang Yang asked with concern.

Forehead......-_-||

Zhou Ruoxi couldn't help but be embarrassed.

My husband's brain circuit is too weird.

If you had diarrhea, it would have been solved in the mall a long time ago, how could you hold it.

Doesn't the fertilizer water flow into the fields of outsiders?

It's really convincing.

In his thoughts, Zhou Ruoxi hurriedly said:

"I used my face to pay at checkout and was seen."

"Fortunately, I ran into my arms, otherwise I would have been surrounded."

"Husband, hurry up and drive, in case you are surrounded by fans, it will be troublesome!"

After understanding the situation, Zhang Yang hurriedly started the car.

But when he was about to step on the accelerator, he was suddenly stunned.

Wait a minute.

Why should I run?

I only shot an advertisement today, and the popularity value is definitely not much.

If it is less than 100 million, you will not even be eligible for the lottery.

If you don't draw a lottery, you can't turn back into a normal man, and the small one is like a betel nut.

No, you have to find a way to get more popularity.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang opened the door directly and got out of the car.

Zhou Ruoxi was taken aback.

"Husband, you're crazy!"

"Why don't you drive away and get out of the car? Don't die! ”

"Those fans are crazy, they're going to eat you!"

Zhang Yang smiled crookedly:

"They're humans, not zombies, so how can they eat me?"

"Since the fans like me so much, I have to meet all their requests."

As soon as the words fell.

Thundered~

A deafening sound rang out.

and the earth trembled.

Zhang Yang narrowed his eyes slightly.

Here they come, here they come!

Let's make the storm more violent!

For the sake of popularity, fight!

Zhang Yang's expression was extremely firm.

However.

When he followed the sound, he almost scared to pee.

Lay down a groove.

I saw a group of people swarming towards this side.

That formation is like a zombie tide.

For a while, the sound of running, shouting, and screaming was everywhere.

"Zhang Yang, I saw Zhang Yang!"

"Quack, I knew that he must be with Zhou Ruoxi, and I guessed it."

"Zhang Yang, don't go~"

"Haha, I'll see where you're running this time."

"I'm going to take a picture with you."

"I want your signature."

"I want you!"

……

In the blink of an eye, the men rushed not far away.

Zhang Yang took a deep breath, luckily dantian, and shouted in the loudest voice:

"Everyone, listen to me!"

The words fell, but I saw that the fans continued to rush forward as if they hadn't heard it.

Zhang Yang frowned.

At this moment, he found that there was a bungalow next to him, and he jumped directly and jumped on the roof.

This jump is five meters high.

Suddenly, hundreds of fans were collectively stunned.

They said in unison:

"it!"

The sound was so loud that the nearby glass crackled.

Zhang Yang continued:

"Listen to me."

"Then I can take a photo with you and sign autographs."

"But please keep order, line up, and keep everyone one meter apart."

"If you don't cooperate, then I'll leave."

Upon hearing this, fans hurriedly said:

"No problem, we'll cooperate."

"As long as I can take a picture with you, I can do anything."

"Come down quickly, don't fall."

"Come, everyone back a little bit, line up."

"Oops~ Who stepped on my foot."

"Who touched my ass!"

"Don't squeeze it, squeeze your mother."

……

Soon.

Everyone lined up in a very orderly and polite manner.

The team is in unison.

Zhang Yang jumped off the roof.

Boom!

"Let's start taking pictures."

"Come one by one, they all have a share."

"In addition, remember to post it on Moments after shooting, and you can also post it on the Internet."

After the words fell, he began to take photos with fans.

"Come, Zhang Yang, than a yes ✌"

"ღ( ́・ᴗ・' ) Bixin~"

"Zhang Yang, you are awesome 👍🏻!"

"Idol, sign me, sign it on my head, I won't wash my face for a month."

"Brother Yang, eggplant~"

"Momoda~"

……

An hour later.

All the fans left satisfied.

At this time, Zhang Yang can be described as physically and mentally exhausted, as if his body has been hollowed out.

He dragged his tired body back into the car.

"Wife, let's go home."

"Husband, I've worked hard for you, I'll make you something to eat when I get home and replenish my body."

"Good wife."

Back home.

Zhou Ruoxi fulfilled his promise and went to the kitchen to cook for the first time.

Zhang Yang put himself still on the sofa, first found his favorite Ultraman and Peppa Pig for Yan Yan and Yuqi, and then continued to watch Jurassic World 3.

But just when I saw the highlights, an advertisement suddenly appeared.

And the advertisement was shot by itself.

"XX Men's Hospital, a famous doctor personally performed circumcision."

"Engage in activities during the summer vacation, and the second one is half price."

"Let's get your friends along."

"Hotline: 3838438."

Well?

Zhang Yang's eyes suddenly lit up.

I didn't expect the ads to start playing so soon.

That's good.

In this way, you can gain more popularity points.

Hahaha~

In relief, I watched the commercial and continued to enjoy the wonderful film.

But at this moment, I found that the barrage was discussing itself.

"Holy! Brother Yang actually made this kind of advertisement, it's too evil, ❤125. ”

"Garbage, it's bottomless, ❤78."

"What's wrong with commercials? There is no live broadcast to sell wine, and I support Brother Yang's ❤5647. ”

"Stupid black fan ❤12456."

"Support Brother Yang's buckle B, ❤58666."

“B”

“B”

……

Seeing the content of the barrage, Zhang Yang smiled.

Although there are black fans who deliberately slander themselves, most of them are fans who support them.

As the saying goes, no one is perfect.

No matter how good you are, you can't avoid blackmailing.

Especially those internet trolls.

Curse them to have children without small dicks.

Forty minutes later.

"Husband, it's time to eat~"

"Here we are."

"Yanyan, Zodia, stop watching cartoons, go to dinner."

"Look what mom cooks."

Zhang Yang came to the table.

But when I saw a few dishes on the table, I was suddenly stunned.

Stir-fried kidney flowers.

Pigeon red dates and wolfberry soup.

Steamed oysters.

Stir-fry the bullwhip.

Scrambled eggs with leeks.

Braised yellow eel.

Even buy Karma!

These dishes all have the effect of tonifying the kidney, and the effect is very significant.

"Wife, do you want to make up for me by making these dishes?"

Zhou Ruoxi smiled:

"Husband, didn't I say that? Make up for you in the evening. ”

"Sit down and eat, don't let you sleep if you can't finish eating."

Forehead......

Zhang Yang's face suddenly had a black line.

If you can't finish eating, you won't be allowed to sleep.

If you eat it all, you won't be able to sleep even if you want to.

Although he knows his wife's purpose, his heart is full of helplessness.

No matter how much you make up for it.

If the hardware doesn't work, then it can't be helped.

"Husband, eat quickly, I'll get you beer."

"Okay."

Zhang Yang also knew how to agree.

Whether it's useful or not, eat it first and then talk about it.

Then, I picked up my chopsticks and started eating.

Well~

The taste is still good.

……

After dinner.

Zhou Ruoxi coaxed Yan Yan and Shu to sleep early.

Zhang Yang was lying on the bed in the other bedroom.

Looking down at enoki mushrooms, he couldn't help but sigh.

"No, we have to find a way to escape."

"But what's the best way?"

Just as Zhang Yang racked his brains to think.

Suddenly.

I heard a bang, and the bedroom door opened.

Immediately after, a blue figure rushed in.