Chapter 167: A New Hero in Queens
A red-faced, white-haired uncle walked into the hot spring locker room.
He looked around in confusion, as if he was looking for someone, and suddenly, he looked at the mess and his heart chuckled! Sobered up on the spot!
"Naruto!? Naruto, are you there?! ”
Jiraiya waited for a long time, and no one responded to him.
Seal your hands on the ground!
Bang –
A brown toad the size of a basketball appeared in front of Jiraiya! It's also wearing black bib pants!
"Toad Wenwen, quick! I need to know the direction in which Naruto left! ”
The toad Wenwen croaked and took two puffs on the ground.
"It smells like a rat, and there were rats here just now, huh? And the smell of rabbit...... Let me smell more......"
On this otherwise ordinary day, Konoha's Nine-Tails Pillar Force was lost under Jiraiya's nose......
At the same time, Fang Yu also received a hint!
[Naruto Uzumaki's current blackening value: 78]
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Peter Parker had insomnia.
Peter Parker had insomnia.
It's not that repetition twice represents affirmation, but that both Peter Parker have insomnia.
The original Spider-Man came to the universe with the Avengers, and when he first arrived, he was full of unease.
The little spider couldn't sleep, he didn't know what his future would be, whether he would go to prison for intentional injury, and how should Aunt Mei, who had worked hard to support him, think of himself...... Will it break her heart? Will you be looked down upon by your classmates?
The little spider on the bed and the original Spider-Man lying on the floor sighed one after another and fell asleep.
The next day, the sun was shining.
The little spider who woke up in the lake opened his eyes.
Seeing the picture in front of him, he immediately sat up!
Where is this?
Why is it all black and white furniture?
Why are the trees outside the window also gray?
And what about the few bouncing cartoon characters over there?
He walked out of the room with doubts, and a human beauty happened to come to him, which made the little spider's hanging heart relax for the most part, at least to confirm that there were still creatures to communicate with.
"Awake? Go to work. ”
"Work?" The little spider pointed to her chin, "Won't you answer my question?" Where am I? ”
"It doesn't matter where you are, what you need to understand is that after coming here, your freedom in life is no longer up to you." Black Widow gestured to herself, "Do you think I want to wear this nanny outfit?" ”
"I was kidnapped?" The little spider realized what was happening to her, and her fists clenched, ready to fight for her life against the illegals.
After a while, after seeing the "hill" in the distance stretching out its cat's paw and scratching its buttocks, the little spider gave up the idea of fighting the bad guys to the death......
He knew where it was!
This is Yu's lair!
"Accept reality? Then let's get to work, do you see the mountains over there? Don't be surprised, it's the owner's pet, and your task is to push the food in front of it with a small cart over there, right? Let's do it, boy. The black widow said and threw the little spider a lady's apron.
"Sorry, that's all there is here."
"Ma'am, may I ask? Am I never going to be able to get out of here? ”
"Don't ask me, I don't even know when I'm going to leave, you just need to know what your job is and your personal safety is not guaranteed." Black Widow had already accepted her fate, and the information she had about Fang Yu in S.H.I.E.L.D. was the most complete in the world.
Needless to say, how strong Tom is, the weapon transformed by S.H.I.E.L.D. with the remains of the Destroyer obtained in Wonderland can easily penetrate a steel plate a hundred meters thick at a distance of two hundred meters, but this kind of big killing weapon can't break Tom's defense......
In addition, this person actually has three "accomplices", and his ability is also against the sky.
A mysterious Mickey, and a mouse that can use magic, these two rats are accomplices in the sinking of the sea sub-base of S.H.I.E.L.D., and there is a cartoon character Nobita left, S.H.I.E.L.D. has not yet grasped the information, but Black Widow has figured it out, and the person who prompted Tom to become bigger is this Liben elementary school student......
With the assistance of these four helpers, you should be able to deserve the word invincible.
However, Fang Yu, the main culprit, can also hide in the mysterious Miaomiao House space to avoid danger, and at the same time, his own physique is also immune to close-range pistol shooting......
Want to take down such a person? Difficult! It's so hard!
You have to be sure to act, or you will inevitably face endless retaliation.
'Harm! What else can you do, just gather information! The Black Widow comforted herself and prepared to wash Fang Yu's remaining breakfast plate.
"Am I alone? No one else? The little spider frowned.
"yes, what's wrong? Do you have friends coming along? ”
The little spider stopped talking, and a terrifying thought gradually took shape in his mind......
Queens, New York's busiest neighborhood.
Here, people can even meet robbers on their morning shifts.
It's that unreasonable.
In a certain alley, an Asian illegal immigrant who had just come to the United States through the line was being held by two little blacks with knives.
"Don't kill me, don't kill me! I really don't have any money on me, I only have these bags! ”
The robbed Asian did not speak English well, so he could only gesture to his suitcase.
The knife was on his neck, and the dream of the United States was shattered in an instant.
But no matter what, the most important thing is to survive.
The little black man will be mistaken, thinking that the money is in the suitcase, one little black man holds a knife against the poor worm, and the other little black man goes to turn over the suitcase.
Clothes were scattered all over the place.
The family photo was also thrown aside like garbage.
The sound of the frame shattering was the same as the sound of a broken heart, and the broken frame also indicated that his heart was broken......
"Damn! What about money? "I turned the suitcase upside down, and Xiao Heizi didn't even turn out a face value of more than ten yuan.
"FUC Nalgae! Money,! Kuroko repeated his black name, and the knife pushed a blood mark on the Asian neck.
"Don't kill me! I really don't have any money! I haven't found a job yet...... If you find a job today, I'll give you money later......"
This Asian who is in his early forties and chose to leave his hometown for life was threatened with a knife by two little blackmen who were two rounds younger than him, and his dignity had long been lost, but what could he do? In such a realm, he can only pray that a superhero will come and save him......
Maybe it was the Buddha worship before going out that played a role, maybe it was God bless my sister, you see.
The hero is really coming!
He wears a mask, his collar is pulled high, and he has the aura of the protagonist when he appears.
"I'll count to three and let him go."
"One ....."
The bully Spider-Man counted one, and two shots of spider slime hit the two little blacks accurately!
At this time, the silence here is broken by sirens!
When a police officer arrives with a pistol and looks at two robbers who are tied up in a cobweb.
He realizes that Queens, New York, has finally welcomed a superhero of his own!
Spider-Man!