Yang Yan then talked about the experience of meeting a scumbag.

In the end, it was made into a joke, and many male compatriots were arranged into the joke.

"Then I ended the campus love, and my family organized a blind date for me."

"I just can't figure it out, why are there some men, so strange?"

"So ordinary, but so proud?"

……

After the end, the response from the audience was very enthusiastic.

The last one, it was Zhang Yang's turn to appear.

Before he even walked on stage, the audience below had already exploded.

Coming to the stage, Zhang Yang picked up the microphone and said:

"Hi, I'm Zhang Yang."

"I won a championship two days ago, and I was a little famous."

"It's also a little bit more popular."

The audience couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Where is this "a little bit"?

It should be "100 million points", right?

Zhang Yang: "And then? So what? Aren't you still talking about talk shows now? ”

"When I knew the theme of this time, I thought, this show is really amazing."

"Actually let a person who is also a star in size talk about his love?"

The audience and guests laughed.

Among them, Dandan is the loudest laugher.

"I seriously suspect it's against me!"

"But it's not in the way, my marriage has long been exposed, and that is also my first time becoming famous."

"And my love is very simple, it is with the beautiful woman in the audience."

Speaking of this, everyone was in an uproar.

Zhang Yang: "Don't get me wrong, it's not Teacher Li Xin, it's another one." ”

As soon as these words were said, Li Xin couldn't stand it, and pointed to Zhang Yang on the stage with a smile.

Then, Zhang Yang continued to speak:

"We met in college, and remember it was a sunny Wednesday noon."

"Why noon? Because I'm sleeping in the morning. ”

"Why are you sleeping on Wednesday?"

An audience member at the bottom immediately answered: "Because there is no class in the morning." ”

Zhang Yang on the stage: "No, it's because I skipped class." ”

"Do you think you're going to run away from Wednesday? No, I skip class every day. ”

"As long as you are bold, seven days a week are all fake!"

"Ahem, what I'm going to talk about today is love, not college life, it's far away."

"Then I received a call from Sister Zhou's best friend at noon that day."

The appetite of the audience below was whetted again.

Zhang Yang: "What do you think! It's to help Zhou Ruoxi ask me to go out to eat together......"

After a talk show, the audience listened with relish, and the whole process was high-energy.

Dandan's eyes turned to Zhou Ruoxi and said:

"Sister Zhou is the first time to watch our talk show, right? How does it feel? ”

Zhou Ruoxi: "It's really more hilarious than what you watch on the screen." ”

Dandan: "If you were asked to say something that you thought was good, who would you think it would be?" ”

Zhou Ruoxi thought for a while and said:

"Yang Yan said it very well, haha, I like her remarks about independent women, although it is exaggerated, but it is quite funny."

This answer surprised everyone, but it seemed reasonable.

Dandan: "What do you think, old man Yu Qian?" When I watched Zhang Yang say just now, you were very happy the whole time. ”

Yu Qian smiled and said: "Yes, I really can't laugh, if I want to say, I think Zhang Yang said it best, whether it is the density of the burden or the level." ”

Li Xin also spoke: "I also think what Zhang Yang said is better!" However, I prefer Yang Yan! ”

Dandan: "Hahaha, do you like her about women's boxing?" ”

"Hmm!" Li Xin nodded and said, "No way, it's really cool!" ”

Her words drew nods from the audience below.

Dandan: "Tut, then we don't have to vote now, we have to go to the poll quickly, and we have to lock the vote in the last ten seconds." ”

"Okay, let's see how we get the final votes!"

On the big screen above the stage, the final votes of the four stars appeared.

I saw that the number one was Yang Yan.

The second is Zhang Yang.

The third is Xu Zhi, and Junzi is in the last one.

Dandan touched his bald head and said:

"Huh? This result is quite unexpected! ”

Yu Qian: "Not only did Yang Yan get more votes, but Xu Zhi also had more votes than Shunzi." ”

Li Xin: "Yes, Xu Zhi's feeling is that he is obviously very earthy, but it really makes people want to laugh, and the state of each issue is much better than the last one." ”

Dandan: "Well, he has made great progress, Sister Zhou, how do you feel about our newcomer Xu Zhi?" ”

Zhou Ruoxi: "It's funny, no matter what kind of vulgarity it is, I think it's good to make the audience laugh." ”

Dandan: "Sister Zhou's words are also what I want to say, but this year, they will stop here, do Junzi and Xu Zhi have anything to say?" ”

Xu Zhi was the first to speak: "Thank you for the comments of several teachers, I am a newcomer who just entered today, and I will make persistent efforts in the future!" See you next year! ”

Junko: "I think I'm very satisfied to be in the semi-finals this year! ”

After the two of them left, Dandan smiled:

"Let's congratulate the two who have been promoted, Yang Yan and Zhang Yang!"

"Please take a break, the theme of our finals is to have no theme, play freely."

Ten minutes later, Zhang Yang was the first to take the stage.

"Anything to talk about?"

"Then I'll talk about this topic of men and women!"

"When it comes to this topic, I have to talk about the last unfinished college campus life."

His words caused the audience below to be followed by a warm cheer.

At the time of the last topic, they couldn't get enough of it.

Zhang Yang: "What about my roommate who slept on my top bunk, he was very sad at that time. ”

"In today's words, it's a straight man of steel."

"An ordinary life, but surprisingly confident!"

"When I was in college with him, one could lie flat than the other."

"Sometimes, it's okay if you don't lie flat, but once you lie flat."

"You'll find that it's really cool!"

"But one day, he suddenly changed and told me that he liked a girl."

"Since then, he has started his earth-shattering life of licking dogs!"

"Frequent voice messages, like: Baby, why did you ignore me today? Did you not select me when you sent a group message? ”

Dandan: "Poof, what the hell! ”

The rest of the crowd was also amused......

Zhang Yang: "Another time, he sat by the window and sent messages for three days, and the girl didn't pay attention to him, and in the end I couldn't stand it!" ”

"Finally, I couldn't help but ask him why he didn't reply to his message, and then he squirmed and pinched for a long time before sending it over."

"And then the girl replied, 'Don't you want to think about what you are?' ”

"I persuaded him to simply delete that girl and lie down calmly."