Chapter 233: Cat! And rats!
"Ahhh It's nerve-wracking! ”
In front of a village, a naked strong man with a sickle in his hand and several people lying at his feet scratched his face, looking very uncomfortable.
"Why did you kill again...... I'm not careful, I just want to preach......"
"It's over! I've only completed the spread of dozens of believers until now, and I don't know if those guys will really worship the evil god, it's really nerve-wracking! Use one's noodle! ”
A small snake watched Feiduan's movements on the trunk of a tree, and not long after, a wormhole appeared in front of Feiduan!
Buzz –
The sound of the wormhole caught Fei Duan's attention, and as soon as he turned around, he saw the face he had dreamed of for countless nights!
"Lord Lust! Lust Adult! ”
Fei Duan fell down in front of Fang Yu, "I'm a waste!" It's been so long, I haven't spread enough believers, I'm a waste! I'm trash! ”
He harmed himself as he spoke, if Fang Yu hadn't known that Fei Duan liked to harm himself, he would have really been bluffed by him.
"Don't blame yourself yet, the mission continues, I came this time and brought you a helper." Fang Yu said, reaching into the wormhole and pulling Deadpool out.
"Cult god believer, Deadpool, not from the ninja world, you two don't understand the language, try to tolerate each other."
"Believers?" Fei Duan pursed his lips disapprovingly, looking at Deadpool standing facing each other with a sword in his hand, "Boy, how high is your belief in the evil god?" ”
This is equivalent to a monk who has been hiding in the mountains for many years and meeting another monk, how can Feiduan resist not exchanging a wave of "Buddhism".
Performed one on the spot, what is called stirring the heart!
"Tsk......." Deadpool grinned after watching Feiduan's performance, and turned back to ask Fang Yu, "Masochist?" Neuropathy? Failed experiments from the woolly bear experimental base? ”
"Neither...... You can understand that he is a paranoid person, and his ability is immortal, but he cannot be reborn with a severed limb. ”
"Understood...... You're going to introduce me to a local partner, right? It's like Jackie Chan in rush hour meeting a reckless black police detective? Embark on an exciting adventure in this new place?! ”
"Whatever you think, anyway, I'm looking for a good home for you, whatever you want, just don't mess with Konoha."
Fang Yu was not afraid that Deadpool and Fei Duan would talk to each other in private, causing the truth of the Genshin Impact Sect to be exposed.
One of them spoke Japanese and the other English, and they were unable to communicate effectively at all.
The entire ninja world can speak English now, and it is only the people in the ninja village that they can speak, so Fang Yu is not worried about the matter being revealed at all.
"Okay, he's done performing, if you don't perform, then he won't obey you."
"What am I going to do? Self-harm like him? God, what a neuropathy! "Deadpool seems to be a civilized person in front of Flying Duan.
"If you don't do it, then I'll come."
"Okay, okay!"
Deadpool drew his saber expressionlessly, pointed it at his fingers, and slashed it down!
Swish!
The sword flashed, and five fingers fell to the ground.
Blood spurted Fei Duan's face.
"It's okay now, for the next half a day, if I want to go to the bathroom, I need this guy to wipe my butt." Deadpool spews blood.
Fei Duan licked Deadpool's blood, "Hahahaha! Believers, right? Let me see if you have a place in the heart of the evil god! I'm going to see if you're cheating on Lust! ”
"Get tested! Believer! ”
Fei Duan switched forms, drew a triangular array on the ground, took out a spike, aimed at the heart and inserted it fiercely!
"Oh!"
Deadpool screams and falls to the ground......
"Huh...... Hehe...... Hehehehehe! ”
"Wha! I knew it! I knew it! I knew this guy couldn't be the Evil God's......"
Before the madness of Fei Duan was over, he saw Deadpool lying on the ground miraculously wake up and stand up!
"It hurts! How did this madman do it? I felt like I had an arrow in my heart! ”
"Alright, you two can play." Fang Yu faced Fei Duan again, "This guy is handed over to you, you two get along well, both are believers in the Genshin Impact Sect, I hope you two can shine, let the entire ninja world spread all over our believers, let the will of Yuan shine on the whole land, let everyone, let every family, have Yuan!" ”
"Understood!"
Feiduan Station upright accepted Fang Yu's teachings, saluted, and watched the "Lord of Lust" enter the wormhole and teleport away.
"I don't feel the chakra at all! The power of Lord Lust is fantastic! ”
"Muttering something." Deadpool rubbed his chest and picked up his fallen fingers on the ground, "It should still work if you wash it and connect it." ”
......
Black and white world.
Today is the most chaotic day ever.
Blue and brown lightning bolts, flying and crazy in every corner of the world.
Tom Chase.
Jerry runs.
One with a baseball bat.
One takes a pan.
"Bang!"
Jerry is knocked into rat cakes by Tom in a pot.
"Smack!"
Tom is knocked off by Jerry's stick and hangs on a tree as an owl.
The two animals slowed down, and then the chase began!
Tom pulls out his shotgun and knocks Jerry into a plug.
Jerry happened to pass by a pool, jumped into the pool and ran out of it, like a shower, irrigating the little flowers around him, and in a few seconds, the flowers grew until Tom's vision was blocked.
Tom pouted and looked around, the anthropomorphic expression making one wonder if it was a cat or a real person.
BGM is getting nervous.
Jerry emerged from the bones of a flower and landed right behind Tom.
He pulled out the nail and placed it at Tom's feet......
"Ahh Tom flew into the sky! The screams resounded in the sky!
These two goods fought happily, from dark to dawn, and since Fang Yu came back, they have never stopped.
"Don't you care?"
Colossus finally couldn't stand it anymore, and Tom alone mixed him three times, and Jerry drilled into him, causing Tom to take the electric iron and output ten more times to him.
Tom catches the mouse, and the whole space suffers.
Fang Yu was also very helpless, he still had a pot of instant noodles hanging on his head.
After pulling the instant noodles, Fang Yu looked at the cat and mouse fighting in the distance.
It's not that he doesn't persuade.
It's these two things that don't listen at all.
Whether it was Tom who regarded Fang Yu as his master, or Jerry who regarded Fang Yu as his cousin, none of them wanted to give Fang Yu face, they were playing around with themselves, looking at it like that, they would not give up until they finished dismantling this.
"It's served, or let's hide."
"Hmm...... I couldn't clean it up, and the kitchen was like it had been bombed. Wanda was helpless.
The second cousin personally opened the portal for everyone, and people left one after another.
"Woo! Woo! ”
Doctor Strange's mouth was gagged, and he could only make small noises when he was tied to a tree.
'Also! And me! ’
It's a pity that his cry for help was drowned out by the sound of artillery fire.....