Chapter 121: Director Hu
Zhu Qing realized that he had slipped his mouth.
The incident of Wanwan peeing her pants only happened once, and in order not to let Xia Zhihuai and Huang Xikong know, she secretly bribed her with two Yin Gathering Talismans.
The clothes she usually changes are all collected and dried by her, so she can't hide the matter of wetting her pants.
However, Zhu Qing never expected that Wanwan drank so much water before going to bed in order to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and watch Huang Xikong play games by the way.
She used to think that it was normal for children to wet the bed once in a while.
For the sake of face, it is understandable that I don't want the other two adults in the family to know.
After peeing her pants that day, Wanwan said very seriously, feeling that she was pressed into bed by a ghost.
But Wanwan is a sneaky physique that doesn't dare to approach.
So it is absolutely impossible to be the ghost press that Wanwan said.
It's just that I didn't expect that in the final analysis, it turned out that Huang Xikong put a tranquilizer talisman under her pillow and added a sleepy talisman.
The two runes work at the same time, even if she jumps around her in the middle of the night, she probably won't feel it.
Because of that time I peed my pants, and then every night before going to bed, Wanwan didn't dare to drink too much water, and even drank very little milk.
Zhu Qing raised his hand to support his forehead, avoiding Huang Xikong's sight, and prepared to escape.
"My lord, I'll go down and look at the vegetable garden."
Huang Xikong watched Zhuqing float out, turned his head to look at the little radish essence that was being lectured by Xia Zhihuai on TV, and raised his hand to push his lower lip with his index knuckle.
Wetting ...... pants
Got the handle again.
In the future, you can occasionally blackmail children.
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Wanwan, who was being lectured by Xia Zhihuai, didn't know that her secret had been revealed.
She is hanging her head down, like a soulless kelp, accepting Xia Zhihuai's "Dun Dun teachings".
"In the future, you will never be allowed to go without sleep in the middle of the night and follow him around, you know?"
Wanwan nodded obediently.
"I've been watching for three hours, Taowanwan, are you really capable?"
Wanwan raised her head pitifully and looked at Xia Zhihuai with puppy eyes: "Brother, I was wrong." ”
"You are every time, you know you are wrong, but you dare next time!"
Wanwan immediately said: "I won't dare next time." ”
"Okay, to sum it up, what's wrong?"
Wanwan sat on the chair for two seconds: "Good baby, you shouldn't go to sleep at night." ”
"Yes, your Uncle Huang is a typical negative textbook! Remembered. ”
Xia Zhihuai immediately fished out a negative example.
Wanwan nodded vigorously.
"There are also mobile games, you can't be addicted to them at your age, you watch it for three hours at night, do you know how much it affects your eyesight?"
Wanwan immediately shook her head.
Xia Zhihuai nodded at the end of her eyes: "Today's children generally like to play with mobile phones, so myopia is getting younger and younger." But when you grow up, there are some jobs that require good naked eye vision. ”
Wanwan seems to understand whether she understands or not, she feels that she is protected by spiritual power, and she will not be short-sighted, but it seems that she should not refute it at this time.
Xia Zhihuai: "When you watch TV, do you watch aerospace programs?" ”
Wanwan nodded, and her eyes instantly lit up: "Chang'e and the Jade Rabbit, as well as Tianzhou and Tiangong......"
Their immortals can fly to the sky and the earth because they have mana.
However, mankind has relied on the productive forces of science and technology to fly into the sea.
"Astronaut, you know?"
Wanwan nodded.
"The naked eye vision of an astronaut is required to be no less than 5.0."
"Do you know what that means?"
Wanwan didn't nod her head this time, nor did she shake her head.
"That means you have to take care of your eyesight before you can talk about whether you want to be an astronaut in the future."
"If you are nearsighted in elementary school, no matter how hard you try, you will be locked out of the astronaut's dream because of your vision."
Wanwan: "!! "It's so strict.
"Therefore, in the future, you are not allowed to play mobile phones often, let alone play mobile games with your mobile phones every day."
Wanwan didn't speak, staring at Xia Zhihuai.
Xia Zhihuai raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing with me?" ”
"But I protect my eyes, brother, don't you need to protect them?"
Xia Zhihuai suddenly twisted his eyebrows, stared at Wanwan for a few seconds, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and uninstalled the game in front of her.
"After that, I won't play anymore."
After Xia Zhihuai uninstalled the two games on his phone, he said to Wanwan: "After I go back, I will seriously discuss the matter of playing games with your Uncle Huang, and ask him not to play in front of you in the future." ”
Ghosts don't get short-sighted, but people do.
Of course, people can't learn from shameless old ghosts!
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The live broadcast started before getting on the plane.
The "Wonderful World and Baby" program team began to promote and build momentum a month before the live broadcast, until a week ago, when the guests who participated in the variety show began to be officially announced.
Xia Zhihuai and Wanwan were the last group to be announced.
The photos of the two were posted on Weibo for less than an hour, and they were directly topped by the top three hot searches.
All kinds of malicious speculations and rumors on the Internet have been completely broken and shattered because of this promotional photo.
At seven o'clock in the morning, as soon as the live broadcast opened, there were many fans in the live broadcast room of Wanwan and Xia Zhihuai.
Xia Zhihuai has a large number of fans, and Xu Wei has always been responsible for managing fans, so even if Xia Zhihuai was sprayed very badly some time ago, his fans did not attack other remarks on a large scale on the Internet, but tried to control the comments and did not tear up with others.
Xu Wei's decision is undoubtedly correct, and now that Xia Zhihuai has just terminated the contract with Xingchen, this variety show before retiring from the circle has attracted a lot of traffic, making the director team who originally had no hope for Xia Zhihuai simply die of happiness.
originally thought that some time ago, the various remarks of the sunspots on the Internet had washed away Xia Zhihuai's fans, and this so-called top stream must be cool, but I didn't expect that there would be such a big surprise when I invited him over.
Hu Beijun, the chief director of the variety show, looked at the data of each live broadcast room and squinted his eyes happily.
"This Xia Zhihuai, I didn't expect to be able to turn over."
The assistant director next to him was not as optimistic as him: "Director Hu, have you forgotten that Xia Zhihuai is a notoriously unlucky physique!" Several films have been filmed before they have been cold, and "Moonlight City" is even more because of the dead actors, and there is no way to start filming anymore...... Will we ...... this show?"
The smile on Hu Beijun's face froze, and he turned his head angrily and said, "Can you shut up?" Do you know that sometimes you speak, the good is not good, the bad is very spiritual! ”
The assistant director was silent and pinched his stocky waist: "......" I speak smartly, blame me?
"Xia Zhihuai has only filmed three episodes, it shouldn't be a big problem, didn't we invite an artist with a koi physique this time?"
"I don't believe it, the humanoid koi can't be unlucky!"
The assistant director looked at Hu Beijun and stopped talking.
Is such blind self-confidence, such an idea of sand sculpture serious?
"The koi characters in the entertainment industry are set up by themselves nine times out of ten."
The assistant director muttered quietly: "Unreliable." ”
The chief director was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "If you don't say a few words to me, do you have to eat two bowls of rice less every day, and you will die?" ”
The assistant director silently turned around and went out, then turned his head and said, "Seriously, director, you should have prepared early." ”
Hu Beijun crossed his waist and asked, "What are you going to prepare?" ”
"Buy an extra bottle of heart-saving pills, or blood pressure medicine, if you want to be safe, you can prepare them." The assistant director said earnestly.
Hu Beijun took off his shoes: "If you curse me again, I will really throw your shoes away!" ”
The assistant director immediately walked out and closed the door.
Hu Beijun looked back at Xia Zhihuai in the live broadcast, and then looked at Song Yuanxin, the "humanoid koi" who had just walked out of the airport with sunglasses.
He put on his shoes, stood in place and pondered for two seconds, then turned his head and said to his assistant, "You can help me prepare a bottle of blood pressure medicine." ”
The assistant who had just heard the completion of the journey couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay." ”
Seeing that the assistant had already stepped out of the door with one foot, Hu Beijun immediately got up and added, "By the way, help me prepare some heart-saving pills." ”
I'm old and can't stand the stimulation.
If there's a real case, it's still ...... Life is a little more important.