"Everybody see clearly," Shirakawa tremblingly drew a long ellipse on the blackboard, added a small circle to the top of the ellipse to represent the head, and then inserted four thick straight lines on the ellipse to represent the limbs, thought about it and felt dissatisfied, and added eyes, mouth, and nose to the small circle, and finally clapped his hands with relief and satisfaction, and said to the soldiers:

"This is the orc! Everyone has to recognize that this is our enemy!

The soldiers were whispering, "Why do I look like a tree?"

"Who said it's like a tree? It's clearly a rock sugar gourd!"

"Look like Sir Roger - no wonder he's so fierce, it's a half-orc disguise!"

"Really, the more you look at it, the more it looks, let's beat him! He just bullied me last time!"

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At this time, the "half-orc" was telling the recruits about his combat experience as a "battle-hardened veteran":

"That time, I only had one person, there were three thousand demons on my left, three thousand on my right, ten thousand in front of me, and ...... behind me."

"Not so much, Roger, not so much, you misremember. Changchuan on the side corrected him in a matter-of-fact tone: "I counted it at that time, and I remember that there were only nine thousand eight hundred and ninety-five -- that's that. ”

"The enemy shouted and pounced, fangs and claws, hehe, if you encounter that kind of scene, you have to pee your pants-"

"Young people are really not brave now. Changchuan interjected, with a weather-beaten tone.

"But a veteran like me is not afraid of anything! At that time, I lit a cigarette for a long time, and didn't squint at those demon soldiers—I don't remember what brand of cigarette it was, Changchuan, do you remember?"

"Look at your xìng, didn't you smoke '555' that day?"

"Oh, yes!---and I smeared a smoke ring on them--so round smoke ring, my eyelids didn't blink, I stretched out my middle finger and lowered my chin, which means: Come up together, save me trouble. ”

"Alas," Changchuan sighed, and said regretfully, "Roger is always like this, and his behavior is uncivilized, so don't you follow his example." ”

One of the recruits listened nervously and quickly asked, "And then, what happened?"

"Then those rabbit cubs pounced together, and then I didn't care about it......"

Then Roger was killed by the demons without care, his body was torn into five or six pieces, his intestines and brains were flowing all over the ground, and he was lying there smelly, and a few passing ants kindly helped him collect the corpse, gnawing until only a pair of white bones were left in the grass, and you can still see it now. ”

I don't know when, Zichuan Xiu, the head of the "Xiuzi Battalion", has already come over and said coldly on the side.

"My lord!" Roger and Changchuan hurriedly jumped up and saluted.

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Although the soldiers of the "Xiuzi Battalion" fought in the streets and alleys of Dìdū and were invincible, they loved to eat, drink and have fun, and it was unbearable for them to brave the scorching sun to march under the sun.

"Ouch, ouch, I'm tired! Lao Tzu has never suffered like this!"

"The sun is so fierce that it will damage my white and flawless skin. ”

"Really, I'm so tired from riding, the skin on my thighs is worn out!"

So they protested one after another, threatening to mutiny, thinking that this would intimidate the soft Shikawa Xiu - this trick had been tried and tested before, although Shirakawa repeatedly kindly warned them: "Chief Axiu has a very bad temper these two days, it is better not to provoke him." They insisted on doing so, posted a protest letter, and Lai was determined not to leave in the city of Stoff.

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Late that night, Zi Chuanxiu lowered his voice: "The squadron that said it was going to mutiny is here, right?"

Bai Chuan, Roger, and Changchuan nodded like chickens, not daring to say a wrong word.

"Hey, hey, hey," Shikawa let out a creepy laugh, "You're waiting here." ”

He opened the camp gate alone and walked in lightly.

The continuous screams and cries pierced the night sky of the entire city, and the child was awakened in a dream and was so frightened that he cried, and the mother quickly picked him up: "Baby, be good, be good, if you cry again, I will send you to the 'Xiuzi Camp'!" The child immediately closed his mouth.

The other soldiers who participated in the mutiny were even more frightened when they heard it, and they couldn't stop the sound with a few quilts and drilled it straight into their ears, and after thinking about it, they quickly got up and secretly tore down the protest book.

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Half an hour later, all the screams suddenly stopped, and it was so quiet that it made people's hearts furious. The door opened again, and Zichuan Xiu tiptoed out, and said lightly, "They are asleep." "Dust off your hands and go.

A soldier struggled to crawl out in his dying: "Report...... Sir, just now, a monster that looks like Chief Axiu attacked us, and the brothers were—" Before he could finish speaking, he vomited blood and fainted.

Bai Chuan shouted loudly: "Health soldier, come here!"

Roger whispered, "See, that's what happened to Chief Ah Xiu, who provoked the lovelorn." ”

Changchuan looked at the soldier's miserable condition with palpitations, and began to pray: "God, help that little idiot find another girlfriend, otherwise we will all be finished!"

"Amen!" the three of them agreed in unison.

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Before dawn the next day, the soldiers automatically assembled, and the team moved forward again, only to see the slogans loud and the military songs flying. Everywhere Zichuan Xiu went, the soldiers talked loudly and said:

"Oops, I can't get enough energy!"

"yes, it's so much fun to ride a horse, the more I ride, the more I love it!"

"I think it's too little to walk only 100 miles a day, it's appropriate to walk 300 miles a day!"

In the world of hooligans, the big fist is the boss. Since Zi Chuan Xiu's fists are so big that they can top more than fifty pairs of fists in a squadron combined, then Zi Chuan Xiu is the unquestionable boss!

Moreover, Zi Chuanxiu, the "boss," still takes good care of his "younger brother" and is also very "able to cover up"! In a bar in Kaige City, when the soldiers lost a group fight with the local hooligans, Zi Chuanxiu immediately brought a brigade of more than 500 people over to help them "get back the field," and beat the hooligans and ghosts crying wolves and chickens and dogs jumping; in the capital of Dama Prefecture, the local logistics department officials refused to provide them with grain and grass, saying: "'Xiuzi Battalion'? I have never heard of this newly formed gangster gang." Zi Chuanxiu immediately ordered to do it, and beat several officials, including a flag book, with a stick to the sky, and finally had to obediently give grain and grass, and added half.

The scoundrels were surrounded by great joy, and their favorite thing to hear was the cries of the afflicted begging for mercy, saying, "Hey, our chief is a lion!

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Every time the march passed through a big city, Zichuan Xiu also took the initiative to take the soldiers' big vacation, and the soldiers cheered: "Long live Commander Xiuchuan!" and ran to the bars and dance halls one after another -- they really cheered very sincerely, and they couldn't find a more "considerate" boss than Zichuan Xiu in the world.

Shirakawa was furious: "My lord, the command office wants us to rush to the Golen fortress to obey the order......"

"Aren't we on our way to the fortress of Glen?"

"But time ......"

"They just ordered us to go, and they didn't tell us when we would arrive. ”

"But the Judge Advocate General's ......"

"Inspector General Di Lin is my eldest brother, what are you worried about!"

And so the conversation ended.

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Every time the night of vacation came, Shirokawa Xiu instructed Shirakawa and the three of them to stay in the empty barracks, swaggered off the officer's uniform, hummed "go alone to steal joy" and disappeared out of the barracks, always dragging their tired bodies back when it was almost dawn.

Shirakawa yelled: "Idiot!

Roger said with emotion: "Since Chief Ah Xiu was dumped by Miss Ning, he has turned his grief into xìngyù!"

Changchuan was dissatisfied and said: "Lord Axiu is really not interesting, and he won't take me there if he has a good way." ”

He tried to follow, the first time he was entangled by a few hooligans and lost the trace of Zichuan Xiu, the second time he followed and ran into the jì woman who was soliciting customers and pulled him and didn't let go, and when he finally got out, Zichuan Xiu disappeared again; the third time was that he was arrested and locked up overnight by the night patrol jǐng of the Zhibu Shao who took this "little white face wandering around suspicious places" as a male jì; the last time he was inexplicably knocked out by someone with a stick in the black alley, and when he woke up, his wallet was gone.

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During the day, there are always a lot of people who come to Zichuan Xiu, there are men and women, all of them are mysterious and have bad eyes, sneaky like a mafia who wants to carry out drug dealing, and Zichuan Xiu closed the door in the house for a long time, and finally dodged out the back door.

Every time the "Xiuzi Battalion" set off, it followed by such a group of mysterious people, driving a long train of carriages, following them at night, and the army walked and they stopped, not far and not close, separated by so many hundred meters. And every time they passed through a city, people continued to join, and finally it reached more than 3,000 people, nearly 1,000 carriages, like a mighty army.

Bai Chuan was puzzled and ran to ask Zi Chuan Xiu, but Zi Chuan Xiu replied shyly: "I'm really sorry, I was shy in my pocket for those few nights, and I promised to pay it back when I paid my salary, and they came to collect debts...... Before he finished speaking, Bai Chuan's saber had already been cut over.

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Nagakawa scoffed at Zichuan Xiu's statement: "Shirakawa is an ignorant girl who doesn't understand this. Everyone is a man, do you still think that this kind of trick can deceive my experienced Uncle Changchuan?"

He said to Roger, "You think, it's only been a few days since we came out of Dìdū?In such a short period of time, Chief Axiu owes more than a thousand people for the overnight stay - is he really Superman?!"

Roger suddenly realized: "yes, how can anyone be so powerful - what do you mean?"

"Obviously, there is only one possibility," Changchuan was extremely indignant: "He must have secretly hidden viagra! ”

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On October 6, 779, more than 8,000 cavalry of the "Xiuzi Battalion" arrived at the fortress of Golen.

Under the castle of Colum, a messenger on horseback handed a letter of order to Zichuan Xiu. In the letter, Commander Fang Jin, who was sent by the command office to command the reserves of the People's Army, ordered Zichuan Xiu not to enter the city, but to go directly to sweep away the remnants of the rebel forces in Gudisa Province.

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