Chapter 288: Yin and Yang Weirdness
Wanwan took out a large handful of talisman paper from her pocket, and finally slowly found the strong talisman, "snapped" and pasted it on the door of her head, grabbed the iron fence with both hands angrily, and slowly pulled the steel bar apart.
Yu Boqun looked at this scene, his expression was stunned, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
He was a little skeptical that he hadn't woken up today.
Wanwan saved her skull, got up from the ground, and patted the dust off her pants and cuffs.
Turning her head to look at the tall beautiful uncle, her small mouth slowly opened into an O-shape, and it took a long time to react, pulled off the rune paper on the door of her head, and smiled sweetly embarrassedly: "Uncle, I am usually very well-behaved." ”
Yu Boqun looked at the deformed steel bars behind her: "......"
Wanwan looked back at the fence that had not yet been restored, reached out and patted her head, and sighed that she had miscalculated.
She immediately slapped the rune paper on her chest again, grabbed the bent and deformed place with both hands, and forcibly broke the fence back to its original state.
Yu Boqun finally determined at this moment: "......" is not normal, it is really not him, but the brother and sister!
Wanwan turned her head and hid her hands behind her, turning her head to look for her brother.
Yu Boqun bent down and asked in a low voice, "You are like this...... Is it okay? ”
Wanwan turned her head to look at the camera in the distance and shook her head: "It's okay, they all know." ”
In the first season of the show, she did the thing of tearing down the car door with her bare hands, and no one criticized her.
The brother didn't stress anymore that she couldn't show great strength.
"Uncle, we want to see the pigs."
Wanwan's little brain melon is very smart, and immediately changed the topic.
Yu Boqun picked her up and swiped her twice in his hand, as if he was still determining whether he was holding a three-and-a-half-year-old human cub in his arms.
……
The farce in the pigsty has finally come to an end.
The owner of the pig farm hugged the pillar, slowly slid on the ground, panting like a cow and said: "Fortunately, fortunately, I was almost arched by the pig today......"
Xia Zhihuai looked at the placated black pig and asked, "Why did that pig run after you?" ”
The owner of the farm glanced up at Xia Zhihuai, not wanting to answer this question.
The keeper who came out of the pigsty smiled and said, "It must have been a piglet, otherwise it wouldn't have been so ruthless." ”
Farm owner: "I just took it out and took a look at ......"
"You're not the one who feeds it every day, and suddenly hugs the sow and piglets, can you not chase you for three miles?" The breeder said helplessly.
Farm owner: "Okay, okay, don't catch its cubs casually in the future, other sows don't have such a bad temper." ”
The keeper looked back at the pigsty in the far corner, pouted, and said, "That's different, it's smart, and it protects the little piglets so tightly that even I don't dare to provoke it." ”
Wanwan lay in Yu Boqun's arms, followed in, and saw the black pig circling in the pigsty at a glance.
Qu Xiunan took two slow steps and approached, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want the pigs in this pig farm to be strangers?" What if we were to do a mission here and get bitten? ”
The breeder smiled: "Don't worry about this, the sows that have just given birth will not let you take care of them, you need professional people to raise, you are mainly responsible for the black pigs on the mountain, and you must match the green feed, roughage, and concentrate feed according to the requirements, and then get it to the mountain to feed the pigs." ”
"It's not difficult, it's a physical job."
Qu Xiunan looked up to the sky and sighed: "I know!" ”
The director team doesn't behave day by day, and uses them as cattle!
Wanwan was even more curious about the little piglet, looked into the pigsty with her head probed, and asked, "Uncle, can I see the little piglet?" ”
She's seen Peppa Pig, but not the real Piggy.
Xia Zhihuai stretched out his hand to take her from Yu Boqun's arms, and smiled embarrassedly at Yu Boqun: "It's troublesome, Wanwan is a little heavy, I'll come." ”
When Wanwan heard this, she immediately turned her head, pressed her hand on his face, and angrily accused: "I'm not serious, brother, don't slander me!" ”
Xia Zhihuai nodded perfunctorily, held her body and said, "Yes, yes, little fairy, you won't grow one or two pieces of meat if you eat ten catties of pork." ”
Wanwan became a pufferfish, glared at him angrily, and held out an emoji: "......"
Stinky brother! She knows what yin and yang weirdness is.
……
Seeing that Wanwan looked sweet and cute, the breeder turned sideways and opened the door and said, "Let's go, uncle will take you to see it." ”
Xia Zhihuai walked to the sow pen that had just gone crazy with Wanwan in his arms, and the sow had calmed down at the moment, lying on the ground feeding more than a dozen piglets.
When the three of them came, it just lazily opened its eyes and glanced at it, and quickly turned its head back to the ground.
Apparently uninterested in them.
It's completely a "love to watch" look.
Wanwan looked down at the piglets who were huddled together to feed, and found that they were all black, and they were humming while eating, which was a little noisy.
She looked away in disappointment and sighed, "Not as good looking as Paige." ”
Xia Zhihuai said twice: "In reality, there is no pig like Peppa, okay?" ”
"Wanwan, we have to have common sense to be ......"
Wanwan put it on his shoulder, and said disheartenedly: "I don't want to have common sense today, I don't want to listen, don't say it." ”
He had just pit himself on the next day for an ancient poem, so she didn't want to cooperate with his small class.
"If you can cancel my decision to memorize poetry every day, I'll listen."
Xia Zhihuai looked at the back of her stubborn head, and said decisively: "Then I won't say it, anyway, I can't recite ancient poems every day, otherwise I will put the toys at home into the box and lock them up one a day." ”
Wanwan immediately turned her head to look at him in shock: "Brother...... Are you the devil? ”
Xia Zhihuai carried her out of the pigsty: "The devil has to work to feed the pigs today, so you also come over to help." ”
When he got out of the pigsty, he put her on the ground and stopped holding her.
The three-and-a-half-year-old girl is sweet, delicate and cute, and the old men feel that the sun is shining brightly when they see it, and they can't help but want to hug it and pinch their fleshy faces.
But Xia Zhihuai didn't like her either, and occasionally hugged her, but more often let her walk by herself.
Wanwan never resisted in this matter, she likes to run on the ground, and she prefers the feeling of being grounded rather than being held.
As soon as she landed, she immediately turned on the little radar and prepared to go to her friends to explore and play.
Xia Zhihuai had just finished explaining that he wanted to follow Wanwan with his front foot, and after receiving the task card with his back foot, he turned his head and found that his big sister was gone.
Qu Xiunan looked at Xia Zhihuai's headache and said with a smile: "Forget it, Wanwan is still young, if you want to play, let her go." ”
"Anyway, there is a photography teacher following, and I can't lose it."
Xia Zhihuai took the task card and said, "I hope you can think the same way for a while." ”
He handed the card in his hand to Qu Xiunan, and Qu Xiunan popped out a sentence of "" on the spot after reading it, and suddenly remembered that this was a live broadcast, and immediately said nervously: "The trouble is automatically silenced in my head!" Thank you. ”
He put the task card in front of the camera and complained to Hu Beijun behind the monitor: "With so much pig feed, we want to move to the designated location on the mountain within the specified time, and also help to check the pigs?" ”
"Director Hu, have you ever done it yourself?!"
"The concubine can't do it~" Qu Xiunan looked at the hundreds of catties of feed, and his legs couldn't help but start shaking.
"Do you have a car?" Qu Xiunan looked at Xia Zhihuai.
Xia Zhihuai helplessly spread his hands, shook his head and said, "No, the breeder said that the car broke down." ”
Qu Xiunan gritted his teeth: "Deliberately, right?" Definitely. ”
Qu Xiunan condemned the farm and the director team for being in collusion for a few minutes, then turned his head and immediately said: "We are now, immediately, immediately!" Go find Wanwan! ”
He didn't want to go down sideways today......