Chapter 9: Thanos: Flicker, keep flickering
"Yours is fake, mine is real!"
"Oh, mine is a fake ......" Thanos said and threw the Power Gem to Bugs Bunny, who exchanged the glass for an Infinity Stone, and was not satisfied.
It pulled out a turnip and pressed it swiftly against it.
"Hey? Oh, is it a department store? I need a phone."
As soon as it finished speaking, a car faster than the yellow ape stopped in front of Bugs Bunny.
The two of them got out of the car, carrying a suitcase together, decrypting and unlocking the key and entering the password, and finally took out a phone before Bugs Bunny ran out of patience.
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It's also wonderful to say, Bugs Bunny is impatient, and Thanos, the cosmic-level overlord, is still squatting and watching.
Getting Big Brother, Bugs Bunny dialed a number, "Hey? Get me a glove, sharp, and by the way, get some glass beads."
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Thanos rolled his eyes helplessly, thinking, didn't you just call with a turnip, why did you turn to a phone call and then call?
Wait a minute!
Why does it make a phone call with a carrot?
When Thanos realizes this, he has been dragged into the aura of intelligence reduction by Bugs Bunny, and it took him a minute to realize that Bugs Bunny was talking on the phone with a carrot, and his intelligence was already less than 20.
In a few seconds, a car from the department store just arrived in front of Bugs Bunny, and it was the two of them who got out of the car.
"Do you only have two delivery men? Oh my god, I don't like the look of you both, next time please come in a bunny girl suit, I'm in a hurry."
The two delivery men handed the gloves and glass beads to Bugs Bunny.
The stupid Thanos is still watching, unaware that the Infinity Gauntlet in his hand is about to change hands.
"Mine is the Infinity Gauntlet, yours is the Broken Gauntlet!"
"Yours is a Broken Gauntlet, Mine is an Infinity Gauntlet!" Thanos shouted in disbelief.
"No, mine is a broken gauntlet, yours is an infinity gauntlet!"
"No, no, no! Mine is a broken gauntlet, yours is an infinity gauntlet! You lied to me less! I'm not going to fall for you!"
As he spoke, Thanos looked at the Infinity Gauntlet in his hand.
No, how is it an Infinity Gauntlet? The voice echoing in his head didn't the words he had just said said that he was holding a broken glove?
"No, no, no! You're fooling me again! Take your Infinity Gauntlet and give me back my broken glove!"
Thanos took off the Infinity Gauntlet, and threw it to Rabbit Bug with the Mind Gem as if he had lost the Infinity Gauntlet.
"Oh, well, I'll have to lose something." It flicked the broken glove over.
"I've suffered a big loss! I don't want to live anymore, oh shit! Woooooo Bugs Bunny wiped his tears and found a hole to get into.
"Hehe, that's all your intelligence! Protect my broken gloves, and I will one day reduce the number of people in the universe by half...... Population....... Cut it in half....... Resource ......" Thanos looked at the glass beads he was holding in his hand and the disposable white tool glove with a broken thumb hole, turned his head around, faced the camera, and turned into a donkey......
Realizing that he had been played, Thanos snorted twice and reappeared in the frame, looking at the rabbit hole on the ground, running over and smashing it down!
"Oh, I didn't fight~" Bugs Bunny's voice appeared behind Thanos, and Thanos was just about to turn around when he was slapped in the butt by Bugs Bunny.
"Oh, you have to pay attention to practice less to train your buttocks, it's too hard, and your hands hurt!"
Thanos was pulled to the level of a supporting role in a funny anime by Bugs Bunny, even if it is very strong and is the strongest villain in the third phase of Marvel movies, it can't make any waves.
Multiverse Thanos is played hard by Bugs Bunny
Playing around, Thanos in this universe is also wearing an Infinity Gauntlet on his hand at the moment, but there is only a soul gem on his glove, and it is unknown where it came from.
The enemies faced by Thanos in this universe are even more difficult to deal with than Bugs Bunny.
It's the second cousin who ignores physical attacks - Charlefuz!
In terms of attack strength, Normal Thanos is a little weaker than Darkseid, it has no omega rays, and it has not become a new god like Darkseid, compared to Darkseid's conceptual abstract painting, it can only find a way to get close to its second cousin.
However, the second cousin's ability is too unreasonable, and it is more difficult to get close to it than to snatch meat from Tom's mouth.
Countless piles of cookies were piled up on the road between the second cousin and Thanos, and as soon as Thanos rushed over, he found that the second cousin had already stepped on the portal and ran to the other side, and when he rushed up again, he had to face the biscuit fortress again, and he was tired of hitting it.
If everyone is expressive in comics, funny characters may not be able to do such a big advantage, who makes this world a movie world.
The strongest honor of the American team is 1v1 head-to-head with Thanos, and it hasn't fallen for a long time, look at it from another angle, how can this Thanos be considered a strong person, you have a back and forth fight with a veteran who has been injected, isn't this pure amusement.
The performance of the American team has become the strength of Thanos, the shortest board on the barrel filled with water, and when facing funny characters who need brains very much, Thanos has a hard time, who makes it so expressive.
However, Thanos is also the overlord who has conquered thousands of planets, and with a sigh of relief, he caught one of his second cousin's dodges in time and smashed it down with a fist!
When this fist came in front of the second cousin, the speed slowed down, as if a punch had entered a rice jar full of rice, and the power of the fist was dissolved before it hit half of the "cylinder".
Immediately, a green light flashed!
Thanos began to retreat, back to the moment when he had just attacked!
Syllable!
A golden whip flew through the air, blocking Thanos' path and preventing it from moving forward.
Time Jewel ......
Purple sweet potato essence is already envious of hemp, if it could have this time gem at the beginning, maybe now the ideal has been achieved, after the elimination plan is completed, it can farm and play, why use it to suffer like this now.
And the funny character fight,It's really torture in torture.,Can't die.,Can't catch it.,It's hard to catch it.,The other party is still invincible.,Even Nobita, the most brittle in the flesh, has his own set of protection mechanisms.,And Mickey, who is slightly weaker than him, becomes two-dimensional when he's damaged.,There's output.,And injury-free.,It's head-catching.。
At this time, Mickey, opposite the two obsidian generals who had not been killed last time, rotated the small scissors in his hand with his fingers, and his expression was very relaxed.
"Come on, come on, come and play with me~ hey, hey, hey!" It slapped its ass as it spoke.
The two Obsidian Five Generals, who had changed their names to the Black Yao Twin Generals, were furious.
If nothing else...... They are designated to have accidents.