Chapter 7: How Did You Become This Fat ...... appearance

As a set of combined sounds came out, the two of them rolled down the stairs - the invincible Hot Wheels did not learn to fall badly.

Li Rui and the two covered their heads, looking at the stairs that went straight up to the sky in front of them, full of pain.

Who would have thought that the first twenty steps were good, and the twenty-first steps were directly on the eighth level of wind (strong winds, small branches blowing, and it was difficult to go against the grain), and they were blown down without paying attention.

At this moment, the man in the distance who was cutting wood with a blunt axe laughed.

Now, the two of them don't have a headache, they actually laugh at them!

I saw that the man lifted a blunt axe that looked rusty, and when he brushed it, the wooden block was split in half, and the texture was clear, and it was actually broken along the texture!

The heads of the two of them just came together and retracted again, who said that you can't cut people without a blade? Then with an axe, you can afford a big bag.

The man smiled, and with ease he split a piece of wood, and said to them, "Come, come, try." ”

Wang Ergou took the lead in taking the axe, only to feel that his hand sank, and it was actually more than a dozen catties, so he caught it with both hands, and a piece of wood had been placed on the small wooden pier.

Wang Ergou looked at the person, the man hugged his arm and smiled, and suddenly became angry, and raised an axe and smashed it down with gravity.

With a bang, the axe flew out, as did the wooden block......

Wang Ergou pedaled over, picked up the wood and took a look, hey, there are only shallow axe marks, and the rusty axe prints without blades are particularly delicately depicted.

Li Rui picked up the axe and tried to chop it, and sure enough, this unedged axe was like a hammer, and it couldn't cut wooden blocks at all.

The two of them were in a daze with their own chopped wooden blocks, this is not scientific (it should be reasonable at that time, let's use it)! How do you split this!

I saw that the man picked up the axe casually, and it looked like he picked up a wicker stick, rotated it twice with his backhand, and took it off for three and a half weeks...... Good fellow, the man knew that he had failed, and his fist was hammered into the thick part of the axe, just around the corner, and he caught the handle of the axe steadily.

"Splitting wood, not like thatβ€”"

Wow, the waist is united, the axe falls vertically, the clattering wooden block splits, and the tight wooden block breaks in response.

The man posed and preached: "Little baby, you see, you have to split ...... like this."

Suddenly, a wild voice came, interrupting the man's words: "Boy, where is the firewood, beware of sprinkling your ass!" ”

"Hey, that's it, that's good." The man immediately lowered his body, flattered, and then turned to the two babies and said, "Practice hard, this is a great road." ”

The two of them got together to the wooden block that was split in half, and stared at the wooden block with big eyes and small eyes, this is not scientific, such a blunt axe can be split like this, this wooden block is quite dense, I heard those people say that it can't be burned in a day and a night.

"Little baby? Come try this bucket? I saw a shirtless man with a white ribbon on his head appear in front of him, the water reflection of his upper body, and the shining appearance of the muscles in the pile, not to mention how bluffing.

This reminded the two children of the old brother in the village who went to the foot of the mountain to fight against the rocks, and the muscles of the whole body were also so high, but they were not so brilliant......

"It's water, I added water." So said the man carrying the bucket.

Li Rui and Wang Ergou suddenly realized, no wonder they were so good-looking, it turned out that they were sprinkled with water......

"Ahem, physical fitness, it's also part of the practice, come, try this bucket."

Li Rui walked over, one hand, well, not moving, two hands, well, still not moving, three ...... There are no three hands at all, Li Rui used his strength to eat milk this time, his hands were red, and the bucket didn't move at all.

Wang Ergou thought that this was not scientific, and went over to carry the bucket, good guy, but he didn't move at all.

Hahahaha's voice rushed from all directions, it turned out to be the senior brothers who had frog jumped before and people who were exercising in other ways.

Li Rui and Wang Ergou couldn't help but think, "They just jumped up like this, they should have been croaking and laughing just now......"

has been patting the bucket man on the shoulder with a big hand, it turned out to be "Hey, Lao Huang, I like to play with the newcomer, you don't look at how much water is in your bucket of water, those two babies can't lift the bucket even if they screw their heads off." ”

Lao Huang smiled, only to see him come to the water tank where the water was stored, and turned the bucket over, the sound of the water was endless, and the water was as loud as no money, which directly scared the two babies who had nothing to do stupidly, this - unscientific!

Senior Brother Jiang saw the doubts of the two babies, beckoned and said: "For people who have never seen these methods, it is indeed difficult to reason, but as we monks, this is very realistic, that bucket looks like an ordinary bucket, but there is something else in it, the bucket is engraved with a micro-space formation, which can hold more water, and the weight of this water is transferred to the bucket." ”

"If you really mention it, then you really see Hongjun Ancestor!"

"Hahahahaha......"

Suddenly, Senior Brother Jiang's face turned grim: "In a few days, our sect will recruit disciples, and you must also work hard to enter the immortal gate to prove the immortal way, live with heaven and earth, and pick the sun, moon and stars." ”

"Demons and monsters are rampant in the outside world, ghosts and ghosts harm people, my generation of monks, when the hoe is strong and helps the weak, and protects the safety of one party."

Li Rui and Wang Ergou were confused when they heard it, and the four little babies who came together were also in the clouds.

"What is this? Is this something we can understand? ”

At this time, one of the babies spoke up: "Really? My name is peace, will you really protect me? ”

The monks who were impassioned just now immediately covered their heads.

"What the hell is this? Why don't you protect the peace......"

Another baby said timidly: "That, my name is Xiaoqiang, can you not get rid of me......"

The monks covered their heads again......

"It's not true! There's something wrong with this world! What a place to be! ”

At this time, another baby wants to speak......

Please, don't talk about it, I'm afraid that the atmosphere just built up is gone!

Just when Senior Brother Jiang was about to stop him from speaking, his words had already blurted out.

"I'm hungry, when can I eat......" said a chubby child.

Under the hands of the wolf demon, it was not eaten on the spot, it was also a fate, the wolf demon may want to leave the fattest to the favorite little wolf, the wolf demon's feelings are really tearful, who said that livestock has no feelings, let alone livestock with Taoism.

Senior Brother Jiang finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it almost ruined my heart: "Open the meal, look at the little guy's hunger, they are all hungry like this...... Son......"