Chapter 008: Alternative Jumping God
Hard work pays off.
At noon, a fat man dressed in satin clothes hurried to the infirmary to ask for a doctor.
But there was soon a quarrel inside.
Liu Yunmian gave Lu Ci a look, the corners of his mouth curled, and he was very proud at first glance.
Lu Ci pretended not to see it.
Liu Yunmian: "@#¥%......"
The man really only affects the speed at which she makes money.
She had already pricked up her ears just now to understand, this fat man was the boss of the silk village, who had only given birth to three daughters before, and finally had a son at the age of forty, and he looked like an eyeball.
As a result, the child was only two months old, and he often cried for no reason, but he was in a hurry.
But the doctor has been to see him several times and thinks that there is nothing wrong, is it normal for the child to cry?
No, Boss Wang came again and was refused to go by the doctor.
Boss Wang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely: "Elder An, look, didn't I come to invite you personally?" Just go and show your child. ”
Dr. An touched his gray beard and said angrily, "Don't you see that I'm busy here?" If you really can't, go back to the talisman paper! ”
What a heavenly spirit, I have a night crying man in my family.
The gentleman who passed by read it three times, and slept until dawn.
Anyway, Boss Wang has money, so he spends money to invite someone to read it.
Boss Wang was so anxious that he patted his thigh: "It's been posted a long time ago, and it's not easy to use, so I came to you!" ”
Liu Yunmian went in and said, "This boss, there must be something wrong with your rune paper, so it's not easy to use." ”
She boldly guessed that Boss Wang's child was likely to have intestinal flatulence.
So she wanted to give it a try.
Boss Wang looked at her, especially when his eyes fell on the scar on her face, there was a kind of awe of "not daring to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the heavens".
"This ...... Fairy Gu, how to call it? ”
Liu Yunmian almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
The humble old father believed everything.
People here call the goddess a fairy girl, but I didn't expect her to return to ancient times and become a fairy all of a sudden.
Although it is an old fairy.
Lu Ci silently said goodbye.
Don't look at indecent acts, don't listen to indecent people......
Liu Yunmian, this is an insult to his IQ.
Liu Yunmian said with a smile: "Well, my maiden name is Liu." Let's go out and borrow a step to talk. ”
"Good, good." Boss Wang said.
At this time, Dr. An said coldly: "Spending three or five dollars should be regarded as accumulating virtue and doing good, and some people should not be taken as fools." ”
Boss Wang was familiar with him, and he couldn't do anything about him, so he said angrily: "Who can treat my son, who will I give money!" ”
But when he went out, he showed the shrewd side of a businessman, and negotiated politely and vigilantly.
"Mrs. Liu, if you don't see results, I can't give money."
"That's nature." Liu Yunmian said confidently, "Take me to see it first?" ”
"Here, please!"
Seeing that Lu Ci was also following, Boss Wang couldn't help but ask Liu Yunmian: "Who is this?" ”
"I'm in good faith."
"Your father-in-law's leg ......," Boss Wang had a hesitant look on his face.
I don't know why, he thinks this cripple is a bit crazy and doesn't dare to talk to him.
Liu Yunmian said without changing his face: "I leaked too many heavenly secrets, and God punished me; He feels sorry for me and protects me from disaster! ”
Lu Ci: "......"
He really couldn't believe this woman's words, when she lied, it was more real than when she told the truth.
Boss Wang will be skeptical.
When he arrived at Boss Wang's house, his heart and liver were crying in his wife's arms.
Mrs. Wang still had some doubts about Liu Yunmian.
Liu Yunmian smiled and said, "Madam, you are right in front of you, are you still worried that I will show the child badly?" At best, it doesn't work. But what if it works? ”
Mrs. Wang then put her son on the bed.
Liu Yunmian stepped forward and checked the child, and he knew it in his heart.
It should be intestinal flatulence.
"Fairy Gu, what can I do?" Boss Wang asked impatiently.
Liu Yunmian said seriously: "Actually, if you want to say it, it's not a big deal...... It's your ancestor who has been looking forward to you giving birth to a son for too long, so he was in a hurry to get close to the child and scared him. ”
"What then?"
Liu Yunmian pretended to be profound, and sighed: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed. Look at my father-in-law's legs......"
Boss Wang was interested, and immediately took out ten taels of silver ingots and put them on the table.
"Fairy Gu, as long as you can help......"
Liu Yunmian pretended to pinch his fingers and calculated, and said, "I feel, I can't draw it, I can't draw it." ”
"That," Boss Wang gritted his teeth, "Twenty taels!" ”
"Then I'll let Xianggong suffer some more crimes." Liu Yunmian looked reluctant.
Lu Ci: It's a waste for this woman not to sing.
Dare to love her in the Zhou family, learning singing?
However, he only needs to be responsible for making a low-brow and pleasing appearance, and after a few days, he seems to have mastered it.
Mrs. Wang was very angry, and just about to reprimand Liu Yunmian for cheating money, she was covered by Boss Wang.
"Try it, it's not good to use and don't give money."
Only then did she fall silent.
Liu Yunmian stepped forward, held the child's two little feet and curled them up on his stomach, then pulled back, and said with words in his mouth: "Go, go, hurry up!" Don't freak out kids! ”
This cycle has been repeated about a dozen times, and the child has magically stopped crying.
Boss Wang and his wife were stunned.
Lu Ci was also stunned.
"Kick, keep kicking!" Liu Yunmian held the child's left foot and pressed it lightly on his right abdomen, and then pulled it back.
Moments later, the child farted "poof".
"What's going on? Fart? Boss Wang asked.
"Cheesy, cheesy. This is the child being awakened to a sense of self, fighting against the ancestors who were close to him! ”
The corners of Lu Ci's mouth twitched.
Fart to smoke away the ancestors?
How dare she say it.
But in any case, the child just didn't cry or make a fuss, and soon fell asleep.
Liu Yunmian successfully got twenty taels of silver.
However, Boss Wang also had a heart, and asked for her home address, and he also heard that her father was a Xiucai, and sent someone to inquire that there was indeed the silver that Liu Xiucai gave after that.
In any case, Liu Yunmian was poor and rich, and his whole person was inflated!
Twenty taels of silver!
In fact, it is equivalent to 20,000 yuan, but the per capita income here probably does not exceed 5,000 a year, so this is really a huge amount of money.
It's still easy to earn money from rich parents!
And most importantly, she didn't spend any capital at all, not a penny!
Although it is rare, you can eat it for a long time when you encounter one.
Now the eldest brother can take the sister-in-law home!
"Let's go, Lu Ci, I'll invite you to eat meat buns!"
He praised: "The lady is really good. ”
I think he has never patted anyone in his life, but he never expected that he would be waiting for him here.
- All his good things to say to this woman.
Lu Ci was really short of oil and water, and swallowed his saliva uncontrollably.
When I went to the steamed bun shop, the palm-sized meat buns cost five cents each, and Liu Yunmian ate five in one go.
Lu Ci, he ate it-
Fifteen.
Liu Yunmian laughed heartily.
"Lu Ci, I'm embarrassed to say, I dreamed a few days ago, not that I was on the gold and silver mountains, but in the meat buns."
Lu Ci said silently, I know.
Your mouth, when you dream, you don't have a door.
But he always stays up late to listen, and his body can't stay up, so he has been listening less recently.
"The lady has suffered hardship, and if I make money in the future, I will definitely let you eat whatever you want."
Liu Yunmian: Burn it for me?
Thanks, no need.