Section 5 The Return of the Hero
"Oops, luckily I was agile and almost chopped you!"
Zi Chuanxiu was shocked, "Bai Deputy Qiben, you are too reckless--does this Qiben really look like the kind of good sè who flirts with ignorant girls?Ah, Gu Lei, what kind of expressions do you have?"
Shirakawa argued unconvinced: "My lord, think about it, when the night is quiet, in the tent where no one is around, you hold a strange girl in your arms - how do you let my subordinates imagine you?"
Zichuan Xiu: "You should think like this: this girl must be the third princess of the demon clan, Kadan, she is a very important prisoner of our army, and now she must have fainted because she was too frightened by the captive, and your noble boss Xiuchuan Qi is preparing to do artificial respiration for her without selfishness - this is a normal idea!"
Shirakawa: "Damn...... How could you possibly want to get there?!"
Zichuan Xiu: "That proves that you haven't watched enough Hong Kong TV series, there are many such plots in it." ”
Shirakawa: "What did you say, my lord?"
Zichuan Xiu: "Oh, it's okay, I confused time and space, you just didn't hear it"
Shirakawa: "Even if the princess of the demon clan faints, anyone can help her with artificial respiration, why are you here, my lord?"
Zichuan Xiu: "Since anyone can help her with artificial respiration, why can't I come?"
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Shikawa Xiu: "Report the situation, Bai Deputy Qiben."
Shirakawa: "Yes, sir. After five hours of fighting in our troops, the demon clan may have casualties between 20,000 and 30,000, we have taken their large camp and food team, the fifty-three white cloaks of the demon clan (the white cloak refers to the team leader of the demon clan, wearing a white sè cloak) were killed by our troops, twenty-one were killed by our troops, nineteen were killed by the Changchuan troops, three were captured, and 10 are still missing.
Zi Chuanxiu nodded: "Roger Deputy Banner has just sent a battle report, he got 7 white cloaks over there, and it is estimated that the number of enemies killed is also about 10,000 people, so it is certain that the main force of the demon race is basically no longer there, and the rest is just a battlefield sweeping work."
Bai Chuan bowed: "This is a big victory, my lord, congratulations, you have worked really hard!" scolded in his stomach: "Yes, sleep, eat and drink, engage in women... It's so hard!"
"Oh, it's rare that you are so considerate of the official... Seriously, I'm still really hard. I've been tired all day, and now it's time for me to rest—the white deputy flag has already worked for you, and the jǐng ring work in the base camp will be left to you!"
Bai Chuan secretly lowered his middle finger and asked respectfully: "My lord, there is something unknown to the lower official who wants to ask for advice." ”
Shikawa Xiu: "Oh?"
Shirakawa: "According to the captive, the reason why the demon army was defeated was because the commander and deputy commander were assassinated by a mysterious assassin, and several of our front-line commanders didn't know about it, so I don't know how the adults learned about it, and gave the order for us to attack?"
Zi Chuanxiu's face was surprised: "I gave the order for you to attack? Is there such a thing? No, this is Bai Biaoben's own order, right?"
Shirakawa: "My lord, didn't you mean ...... at the time?"
Zichuan Xiu: "Oh, when you came to ask me, you said that Roger wanted to attack, and I said who likes to go... Is that right? It's been up to you and Roger to decide from beginning to end? When did I give the order for you to go wild?"
Shirakawa looked back and imagined that this was indeed the case, but at that time, the tone of Shikawa Xiu... Fortunately, I won, but if I lose, I have to bear all the responsibility... Scared into a cold sweat.
"You don't have to be afraid, anyway, if you win, the prosecutor's office will still investigate you for miscommunicating military orders?" Zichuan Xiu seemed to guess what Bai Chuan was thinking, and said leisurely: "Tomorrow, we will collect the team and return to Shajia City, and the matter of sweeping will be handed over to the troops of Goxi Qiben to complete."
Bai Chuan was anxious: "But my lord, we have finally defeated this situation, we should take advantage of the victory to pursue it!"
Shikawa Xiu: "We take all the credit, and other troops will say that we don't know how to advance or retreat - then our rìzi will be sad." ”
He walked lazily towards the tent: "It's already late at night, so let's rest the white flag." I'm going to have to hurry tomorrow. ”
Bai Chuan suddenly realized: With 30,000 troops to defeat the 80,000 demon army, Zichuan Xiu's credit is so great that no one can snatch it, since this is the case, you might as well do a favor so that others will not be too jealous of him - it is really a good thought! Watching his back disappear, I feel more and more unable to see him...
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In the evening of the next day, the triumphant return of Zichuan Xiu's troops entered the city of Shaga and was greeted by the citizens with enthusiasm and almost frenzy. Shaga City is close to the Hengchuan battle line, and every time the demons attack, they are always the first to be destroyed by the flames of war. The Far Eastern Army, which was born in the Zichuan family, was not very competitive, and every time it lost more and won less, causing the citizens to flee for their lives and suffer unbearably. This time, I heard that the demon army was pressing, and the family only sent an eighteen-year-old young flag book to meet him - not because his surname was Zichuan, otherwise how could he rise so fast, and he would be a flag book at the age of eighteen - everyone had long lost hope and began to pack up their family property and prepare to run away. As a result, this young banner didn't know what kind of luck he had taken, and the demon army collapsed without a fight... When the news came, the whole city was jubilant!
When Zichuan Xiu's troops lined up into the city to rest, the welcoming crowd almost swept the procession
Townspeople indiscriminately stuffed the soldiers with worthless gifts: boiled half-boiled eggs, sweat-stained handkerchiefs, silver-encrusted jewelry, colored balls that would blow people up... Thirty-seven of the city's bar owners avoided bankruptcy because of this, and eleven of them were declared bankrupt because their liquor stores were smashed by drunken soldiers...
The monks and priests prayed for them: "Thank you, our protectors of all battles! May the protection of the god of war always follow you!"
Beautiful teenage girl waving flowers and unknown soldiers hugging, kissing ... According to statistics, in the first hour of entering the city, more than 7,000 soldiers of Zichuan Xiu's troops lost their first kiss that they had originally intended to keep for their lovers. Later, some people calculated that the Zichuan Xiu troops had been stationed in Shajia City for less than a week, and after 10 months, the birth rate of babies in the city was 169 percent higher than usual!
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At night, Roger, Shirakawa, and Nagakawa came out to inspect the streets to check whether there was any lax military discipline and disorderly soldiers.
Changchuan: "Bai Chuan, I think something is wrong with you today - after twelve hours, you haven't scolded Xiuqiben - are you not feeling well today?"
Roger pretended to touch Bai Chuan's forehead: "Well, it's so hot, do you have a cold... Hey hot!"
Bai Chuan withdrew his fist: "It's nothing, I just changed some of my opinions about him..."
The voice of the waitress: "Three silver coins, Mr. Officer." ”
Shikawa Xiu: "Oh, it's a little more expensive than dìdū... I want two bottles!"
Service Lady: "I'm sorry, may I ask Mr. Officer, are you from the Hidekawa-sama's army?"
Shikawa Xiu: "Yes!"
Service Lady: "Oh, our boss has an order, Mr. Officer, Mr. Xiuchuan's troops will not collect money tonight." ”
Shikawa Xiu: "Why?"
Waitress: "Because you're heroes!"
Shikawa Shu: "Hero... Then I want four bottles!"
Waitress: "......." ”
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Roger asked Shirakawa, "Just said what you think of him...
Changchuan was expressionless: "Now my opinion has changed again... Let's go, we don't know him!"
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