Chapter 067: The well-known "double standard" Liu Yunmian

A pot of braised pork and a pot of haggis soup.

She used to fry vegetables, but no one ate much, so she simply stopped doing it.

People who don't have oil and water in their stomachs are not the same as modern people.

Each person has six white flour steamed buns, a small bowl of braised pork, and a large bowl of haggis soup.

After the meal, no one moved, and they all went home with meat and soup and steamed buns.

This is equivalent to the whole family having a New Year.

Those who refused to come to help were repentant.

The children of the village would come over every time they had a meal and watch with their eyes open.

Liu Yunmian is not stingy, each child is given two pieces of meat and a little haggis, and let them eat before leaving.

I don't know if it's because she eats people's short mouths, but recently she went out, and there were obviously fewer people pointing at her.

Guanyin Nu likes to be lively and likes to eat big pot rice.

He is very proud, this is his own food, for everyone to eat.

After Liu Yunmian later handed over to him the task of dividing the meat for the children, he was even happier.

Some children in the village laughed at him for not speaking well, but now they all came to play with him.

Guanyinu was very happy, did not hold grudges, and was very fair, and soon became the king of children.

Lu Ci joked to Liu Yunmian: "The lady's trick is really high." ”

Four or two thousand catties, a little meat solves the big problem.

Liu Yunmian laughed proudly: "Of course the little fairy is different. ”

Lu Ci couldn't help but smile when he looked at her eyebrows fluttering.

She laughs so beautifully.

Her eyes are brighter than the Milky Way.

However, Guanyin Nu has eaten a lot and miscellaneous recently, and often secretly eats spicy food, and the result is ...... Indigestion.

Hearing that he hadn't been on the tuba for four days, Liu Yunmian was also a little anxious.

She gave him a little probiotic, but it didn't work.

Strong laxatives, and worried that he can't stand it.

So, she sacrificed the miracle medicine - Kassellu.

In the evening, she opened Cuiwei and asked Lu Ci to help.

After all, this thing can't be unpacked, and it's not easy to disguise.

But Lu Ci doesn't matter, anyway, it's even more shocking, he's seen it all.

The two pressed the Guanyin slave and tossed it all the way, and finally got their wish.

Liu Yunmian said that it is too difficult to raise children.

, pee, and farts have become a big problem.

The first time she saw a large person, she was not disgusted but delighted.

Humble old mother, even if she is fake.

Lu Ci was very interested in the magic medicine, because this effect was too powerful.

It's time to go to bed at night, and Lu Ci is still thinking about it.

Liu Yunmian yawned, "Oh, give you one to use, just don't take it out." ”

The identity of the little fairy cannot be exposed.

Lu Ci thought of the scene of how to use this medicine, and his face suddenly turned red.

Isn't that the man Liu Yunmian said......

"I don't need to!" He feigned anger.

He's smooth!

Liu Yunmian yawned, "You don't need it below, you can use it above." ”

Lu Ci: ???

"You open it, squeeze it out and wipe your face."

Lu Ci: !!

She asked him to wipe his face with this thing?

"Really," Liu Yunmian said, "you try, your face won't dry like this." ”

Lu Ci returned the medicine to her, and said with a wooden face: "I don't need it!" ”

This distinction is becoming more and more unscrupulous.

Liu Yunmian laughed.

Stupid ancients, isn't glycerin used to moisturize?

Ignorant.

She put the medicine away, turned her back to him, "Hurry up and sleep, I'm tired to death." ”

The bun was about to jump on the kang again, and was slapped by Lu Ci.

- How big is it, and I don't have a lot of pressure?

Bunzi rolled back to his nest aggrievedly.

The troubles of growing up, I can't sleep with my mother anymore.

"Sleep, Han Pingchuan will come to eat again tomorrow." Lu Ci said, "Li Zhe said it today." ”

"Rice bucket." Liu Yunmian muttered.

When she was about to fall asleep in a daze, she suddenly remembered something, opened her eyes and asked, "Lu Ci, I asked you something, don't lie to me." ”

Lu Ci couldn't help but smile: "Well, you say." ”

"Do I sleep and talk in my sleep?"

Lu Ci: "......"

"Okay, I see, surely yes?"

His silence is the answer.

Liu Yunmian emo: "What did I say?" ”

"Nothing, I don't even remember."

"I know, you must be because I talk in my sleep, and I know that I eavesdropped on you talking to An Hu, right?"

He also lied to her, saying that he knew the breath.

Thinking that he had personally confessed it, Liu Yunmian almost wanted to press himself into the water.

"It's not." Lu Ci couldn't help laughing, "The lady wants to know, where did she show her flaws?" ”

Isn't this nonsense?

Don't want her to ask anything?

"Buns." Lu Ci said.

"Huh?" Liu Yunmian was puzzled.

"The lady said before that there were wild cats at home, so they had to keep them. But then the bun gradually grew, and everyone knew that it was not a cat, and the lady was not only not surprised, but also accustomed to it, and helped it cover up ......"

Liu Yunmian slapped his thigh.

Careless, careless.

But this is not to blame her, every day she rolls on the big kang and tells so many lies, it really can't be rounded!

Anyway, she also knew a lot of secrets about Lu Ci.

Thinking like this, she calmed down.

As a result, her dream words at night became, "You can't say it, and you won't say it even if you kill you." ”

Lu Ci couldn't laugh.

The next day, the Han rice bucket really came.

Fortunately, the countrymen didn't know him, otherwise Liu Yunmian felt that if it was spread out, he would have to "seduce" the county master.

After all, her big house now, the people in the village think it came from Tuesday.

I'm tired, don't talk about it, what's the love.

As soon as Han Pingchuan came, he winked at Lu Ci.

He is not a worker, he is like an overseer.

Lu Ci ignored him and took people to work.

Later, Li Zhe couldn't stand it, embarrassed Han Pingchuan, took the brick in Lu Ci's hand and whispered: "Go talk for a while, I'll keep an eye here." ”

The people who work are all young people, and Li Zhe and many of them are old acquaintances, and now they have long been together.

Lu Ci washed his hands and took Han Pingchuan back.

Liu Yunmian was cooking in the kitchen with the fat girl, and when he saw him coming, he didn't have any special reaction, so he said hello, and it was not rude.

I don't know if it's Liu Yunmian's illusion, Han Pingchuan stared at her for a while today.

Is she afraid of being watched?

Liu Yunmian raised his head and generously asked him to see enough.

Han Pingchuan touched his chin and smiled, and was slapped heavily on the shoulder by Lu Ci before stopping, and followed him into the back room.

The fat girl said in a loud voice: "This person is really annoying." ”

Liu Yunmian: "Don't say that. ”

But she said in her heart: My mouth is replaced.

"Mianmian, it's not enough for you to feed one, you have to call his friend." The fat girl was uneven.

Liu Yunmian smiled and stirred the egg liquid and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

She's going to try to make a cake for Guanyin Nu to make up for his hurt heart yesterday, oh no, little chrysanthemum.

The child is still angry when he sees her today!

"Come, give money."

In the house, Han Pingchuan stretched out his hand sheepishly and said.

Lu Ci ignored him.

Who knows what kind of wind this thing is pumping.

"If you don't have any money, give me your piece of bloodstone, and I'll tell you a secret!"