At half past ten in the evening, Zhang Chu's door was knocked softly: "Da Da Da." ”

Immediately afterwards, the soft voice of the landlord Sister Wang came: "Zhang Chu, did you take off your clothes and sleep?" If you take it off, I'm going to come in and talk to you about something. ”

Zhang Chu hurriedly sat up and agreed: "It's coming, it's coming, I haven't slept yet!" ”

The door opened.

The landlord, Sister Wang, stood at the door.

Sister Wang is in her thirties, with a graceful posture, a delicate face, and long hair and a shawl, giving people the feeling of a mature sister-in-law next door.

At this moment, Sister Wang's goose-yellow silk nightgown hung down to her thighs, with a little sadness on her face.

Zhang Chu hurriedly said: "Sister Wang, don't worry, I will be able to make up the rent soon." ”

To be honest, although Zhang Chu is not thin-skinned, he really doesn't want to owe money to others, and he feels uncomfortable when he sees the creditor.

"It's not about the rent, my sister doesn't miss your two money, so you can rest assured that you can live here." Sister Wang said and squeezed in directly.

At this time, Sister Wang sat on Zhang Chu's bed and asked, "Zhang Chu, are you really good at fortune telling?" ”

Zhang Chu suddenly felt in his heart, it seemed that Sister Wang couldn't hold back the matter in her heart, and wanted to find herself to calculate a hexagram for her.

That's right, Zhang Chu is a physiognomy teacher.

When he first met Sister Wang when he was looking for a house, Zhang Chu had no money, so Zhang Chu told Sister Wang that he could tell fortunes, so could he owe the rent first.

It just so happened that when Sister Wang and Zhang Chu were talking that day, a small yellow snake came out of the flower bed, and the frightened Sister Wang screamed.

Zhang Chu immediately blurted out: "The earth dragon is shocking, your nephew wants to join the army." ”

As a result, as soon as Zhang Chu's voice fell, Sister Wang received a call from his brother, saying that her nephew had received an admission notice from the National University of Defense Technology and asked her to attend the college entrance banquet.

Sister Wang didn't say a word, and directly let Zhang Chu live in her own house.

At this time, Sister Wang said: "Zhang Chu, you can calculate a hexagram for your sister, if you calculate it accurately, your sister will let you sleep for three years." ”

Zhang Chu suddenly scolded in his heart: "It's a bit too much for you to take advantage of it, I have a little fresh meat, what do you mean to let me sleep for three years in vain?" Shouldn't you give me some money? ”

Of course, Zhang Chu's expression was very indifferent: "What does Sister Wang want me to count?" ”

"It's marriage." Sister Wang said.

Zhang Chu only glanced at it, and then spoke: "There is a mole between the forehead that looks like a crisp, and I have beheaded three husbands in five years, even though my fortune is high, but I am cold at night." ”

If someone who knows how to see Zhang Chu's fortune-telling method, his jaw will definitely drop in shock.

Because, this is an iron mouth!

Most physiognomy masters have to arrange eight characters, look at faces, and deduce carefully, and they can't do it for ten minutes or twenty minutes.

But the iron mouth is not the same, this thing pays attention to a flash of inspiration, blurted out, not only fast hexagram, but also extremely accurate deduction.

Among a hundred physiognomy masters, there may not be a single iron mouth that can be cut directly.

Of course, Sister Wang didn't understand this, but this didn't prevent Sister Wang from understanding what Zhang Chu meant.

Her expression changed: "Five years of fighting to kill three husbands...... Are you saying that in the past five years, my three husbands have all been killed by me? ”

Zhang Chu nodded slightly: "Sister Wang, the mole on your forehead is called a mole in feng shui, you should have heard of it." ”

Sister Wang's expression suddenly changed, of course she had heard of it.

Zhang Chu's four limerick poems are too right.

Especially the middle two sentences "five years of fighting to cut three husbands, and fortune has plummeted", which is simply a true portrayal of her life.

In fact, Sister Wang has been married three times in the past five years.

The first time I got married, my husband was a young man of twenty-four, and he died of emaciation in three months.

The second time I got married, my husband was a forty-year-old man, but within two months, the man died in the gym, leaving three million family property to Sister Wang.

The third time I got married, my husband was a sixty-year-old man, but in less than half a month, the old man fell to his death when he went downstairs.

This time it was even more ruthless, and the old man directly left more than a dozen houses for Sister Wang.

Relying on three unhappy marriages, this woman was stunned to become "Sister Fang" from Sister Wang.

Fortune can't be stopped, but the last sentence Zhang Chu said, "It's cold at night", even more said her current desolation.

As a normal woman, at this age, there is neither a son and a half daughter, nor a man by the pillow, isn't it "cold at night".

This time, Sister Wang was completely convinced.

She suddenly asked nervously: "Zhang Chu, you say, is there a solution to my life?" I don't want to grow old alone, if a woman grows old alone, it will be too miserable. ”

Zhang Chu smiled slightly: "Sister Wang, don't panic, our fortune telling is to solve the customer's difficulties." ”

"In your situation, I have three strategies."

Sister Wang was slightly stunned, and looked at Zhang Chu incredulously: "Three strategies? ”

In fact, she found many physiognomy masters or monks to see, and most of them said that she had been a widow all her life and had no solution.

But now, Zhang Chu actually has three strategies!

At this moment, Sister Wang suddenly became overjoyed, and she asked with some gains and losses: "Zhang Chu, don't make fun of your sister, there are really so many ways?" ”

Zhang Chu nodded lightly: "Naturally." ”

At this time, Zhang Chu said: "The next strategy is that you can find a powerful and rich man." ”

"You mean, this kind of man is hard-hitting, not afraid of grams?" Sister Wang asked.

Zhang Chu shook his head: "This kind of man is generally a scourge, Sister Wang, you can kill them and accumulate merit for yourself." ”

Sister Wang's expression suddenly became entangled: "Zhang Chu, are you a serious physiognomy teacher?" ”

"Of course it's serious, Sister Wang, haven't you heard that accumulating merit can change your life? When you have accumulated enough merits, the mole between your eyebrows will naturally fade, and your life will change. Zhang Chu replied seriously.

Sister Wang always felt that something was wrong, but Zhang Chu's words seemed to make sense.

"Where's the middle strategy?" Sister Wang asked.

Zhang Chu said: "The middle strategy is simple, this Kefu mole only regulates men, not women, if you want to find a companion, you don't necessarily have to find a man, right?" ”

"Looking for a woman?" Sister Wang suddenly exclaimed.

Zhang Chu continued to say seriously: "In modern society, the mind is open-minded, gender is not a problem, technology is the key. ”

"You also said that you are a serious physiognomy master???" Sister Wang was shocked.

Look, this is a human idea?

It's still the right strategy, even if the old lady is looking for a dog, she is not looking for a woman!

If it weren't for Zhang Chu's serious appearance, Sister Wang would probably have slapped Zhang Chu's face.

But don't say it, Zhang Chu's upright appearance is really a bit aura, and Sister Wang doesn't dare to make a mistake.

At this time, Sister Wang could only ask, "What about the best policy?" ”

At this time, Zhang Chu said: "The best policy is simpler, Kefu mole, Kefu is naturally the husband." ”

"Sister Wang, you can find a little milk dog, don't let him call your wife, but let him call your mother, so that Kefu mole will not affect him."

！！！

Sister Wang's eyes widened and exclaimed: "Zhang Chu, you are really an unserious physiognomy!" ”

"But it's really a good idea." Zhang Chu said seriously.

Sister Wang thought for a while, and after a few minutes, Sister Wang suddenly raised her head and looked at Zhang Chu: "Call Mom!" ”

Zhang Chu: ???

But soon, Zhang Chu said very seriously: "Auntie, I still want to continue to work hard......"

"Hahaha......" Sister Wang's laughter trembled, and then she stood up: "I'm kidding you!" ”

Zhang Chu knew that Sister Wang had accepted the "best policy".

A rich and beautiful young widow like Sister Wang wants to find a little milk dog who calls her mother, and it is not too easy.

At this time, Zhang Chu said: "Sister Wang, let's say it, this hexagram is worth three years' rent." ”

Sister Wang suddenly smiled and said: "Don't say three years, if the method you give is easy to use, I will let you live for free for 30 years, and I will give you a big red envelope!" ”

After speaking, Sister Wang left.

Zhang Chu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the problem of rent was solved, and it felt good not to owe anyone money!

But soon, Zhang Chu became entangled again.

This time Zhang Chu came to Jinling City, but he had a mission.

Before the witch master disappeared, he sent a text message to Zhang Chu: "Jinling City, Furong Street, if you can't mix up the person, just wait!" ”

Thinking of the witch master's methods, Zhang Chu suddenly struck a spirit, as if a sharp sword was hanging above his head.

Waiting to taste Shang Xuanyue's torture methods?

Just kidding, do you know where Shang Xuanyue's title of "the world's number one witch" came from?

Zhang Chu still wants to live for two more years, and he must mix up his personal appearance before the master checks his homework!

What does it mean to mix up a person?

To put it bluntly, isn't it just that you have money and status?

"Special meow, starting tomorrow, get serious money!" Zhang Chu made up his mind.