Chapter 7: Two Birds Fight for Food and See Red
"This ......" The female secretary was dumbfounded, she never thought that there was really money in it!
Shangguan Tianxue's expression became playful, she looked at Zhang Chu, and then at the female secretary, and suddenly asked:
"You two, it's not going to be me singing a double reed, are you? Where is there such an accurate thing! ”
The female secretary hurriedly shook her head: "No, no, miss, I really don't know him." ”
Zhang Chu didn't explain, he just smiled and said: "Didn't you say that you want to watch here for three days, since you are so leisurely, just watch it carefully." ”
Shangguan Tianxue's heart moved, she was really idle in the past two days, she had nightmares every day during this time, and her spirit was not very good, so she simply lost some work to her subordinates.
Moreover, if Zhang Chu really has the ability, then she must ask Zhang Chu to help her see what the recent nightmare is.
Of course, Shangguan Tianxue must investigate Zhang Chu for a while, after all, there are some things that involve her privacy......
So Shangguan Tianxue said lightly: "I will do what I say, since I said that the inspection will be three days, and there will be no less than an hour." ”
Saying that, Shangguan Tianxue found a seat in the back and sat down with the female secretary, ready to see how Zhang Chu told fortunes.
Soon, the door was pushed open, and a woman in her forties entered.
"Huh? When did a fortune teller open here? The woman muttered as soon as she entered.
"Just opened, do you want to count a hexagram?" Zhang Chu asked.
"How much does fortune telling?" The woman asked.
Zhang Chu: "Look at the past without charge, look at the future, ordinary good fortune and misfortune, three hundred yuan a hexagram." Of course, if you want me to go out, there will be an additional charge. ”
Fortune telling, if you just look at how many people there are in other people's families and see what others have encountered in the past, it is to prove the ability of the physiognomy master, of course, there is no need to charge.
Just like Zhang Chu calculated how much money the female secretary had just now, this is to make customers trust themselves, and it is all free.
And if you want to get some guidance for the future, you have to take the money.
When Zhang Chu was on Yuping Street, he had already inquired about the market.
The stall is generally 100 yuan a hexagram.
Since the store has been opened, three hundred yuan should be reasonable.
One hexagram of 200,000 is a special case, and ordinary people will definitely not be so expensive for fortune telling.
When the woman heard the price, she immediately said to Zhang Chu: "I want to count the marriage!" ”
"Oh?" Zhang Chu glanced at the woman and remembered the hexagram.
But before Zhang Chu could speak, the woman said to herself: "I'm forty-two years old this year, I haven't been in a relationship yet, I'm clean and self-conscious, and I'm a good girl." ”
"I'm looking for a man who's about my age, preferably someone who's never been in a relationship."
"What are the conditions, you must have a house of no less than 150 square meters in Jinling, have a car of no less than 300,000 yuan, have a degree of education not lower than a master's degree, and preferably have a little social status."
"I think that if a man in his forties can't even meet these conditions, it will be too a failure and too useless."
"Master, you can help me with some guidance, what should I do to find such a man."
As she spoke, the woman pushed the three hundred yuan to Zhang Chu.
Next to him, Shangguan Tianxue and the female secretary stared incredibly, this question is much more powerful than the female secretary's method of testing Zhang Chu.
At this moment, Shangguan Tianxue whispered to the female secretary: "If he can solve this matter for others, he will definitely be a master-level figure." ”
The female secretary nodded vigorously in agreement.
As a result, Zhang Chu didn't think about it, and directly pushed back the three hundred yuan:
"This forty-two-year-old beauty, I am here to tell fortunes, not to make a wish, if you make a wish, please go to Yuping Street and find a monk with the law number ninety."
The woman was stunned.
But then, she stood up angrily: "What do you mean by that? If you don't have that diamond, don't do that porcelain job! What feng shui shop does you have the ability to open? Really. ”
After saying that, the woman turned around angrily and left, slamming the door of the store with a loud bang.
As soon as the woman left, Shangguan Tianxue suddenly smiled and said: "Zhang Chu, you can't grasp this first business, and I don't think you can do it at your level." ”
Zhang Chu's face darkened: "It's obvious that she went to the wrong place, and she used me here as a wishing pool." ”
I have to say that the flow of people on Furong Street is large, and after a while, there are several fortune tellers who come in.
A middle-aged man in his thirties asked, "Master, I just gave birth to a son, my surname is Liu, I want to ask for a name!" ”
"Your son?" Zhang Chu looked strange.
The middle-aged man nodded: "Yesterday, I had a magical dream, I dreamed that I dug up the emperor's tomb and made a fortune, with gold in one hand and jade in the other, I want you to name my son according to this dream." ”
Zhang Chu opened his mouth and said: "One hand of gold, one hand of jade, let's call Liu Yiyi." ”
"Poof!" Shangguan Tianxue and the female secretary suddenly burst into laughter, are you serious about choosing this name?
The middle-aged man's face also darkened: "Master, are you kidding!" ”
Zhang Chu: "You were joking first." ”
"What's wrong with me?" The middle-aged man asked.
Zhang Chu smiled slightly: "Heh, you are a thirty-year-old virgin, I guess I haven't even seen a woman's thighs, give birth to a son?" I'll see if you give birth to one of yourself. ”
The middle-aged man was stunned: "This ...... You can see that??? ”
Zhang Chu waved his hand: "Get out, what kind of fun are you coming to me." ”
The middle-aged man fled in the wilderness.
Soon, another young man in a security uniform came to Zhang Chu's stall.
"Master, I earn two thousand eight a month, and I can save one thousand a month, recently I found a girlfriend, I want you to help me calculate, my girlfriend is looking for me, is it for my money?"
Zhang Chu looked the young man up and down: "I guess, in addition to being rich, you must have some other specialties!" ”
"I have a very long tongue."
Zhang Chu nodded: "That's right, leave me ten yuan, your girlfriend is not your money." ”
"Good master!" The security guard was very grateful, and after leaving ten dollars, he left happily.
The young security guard felt that as long as the woman was not asking for his money, it was worth dating.
Zhang Chu was a little speechless, although there were a lot of people on Furong Street, there were many people who came over to be funny, and there were few who really had something to do.
Some people ran in, purely to tease Zhang Chu.
But this can't be helped, who made Zhang Chu's fame not come out yet.
When they became famous in the future, those guys who teased boring people probably didn't even dare to enter Zhang Chu's store.
At this time, Shangguan Tianxue said: "It seems that ordinary people don't believe that you can tell fortunes, can you still tell fortunes properly?" ”
At this moment, Zhang Chu suddenly saw that two sparrows in front of the door suddenly fluttered and fell, as if they were competing for food.
The two sparrows fought very fiercely, and one of the sparrows was actually injured, and there were some blood stains on the ground.
Zhang Chu's heart suddenly moved, in the miscellaneous occupation, this is called "two birds competing for food and seeing red".
Most of the ordinary people who see this elephant will spend a lot of time, do a lot of useless work, and spend a lot of energy for a little profit, but they can't get what they want.
And the merchants who see this elephant generally mean that they can only do the last business of the day, and this last business is basically not oily and watery.
So Zhang Chu said: "The two birds are fighting for food, in vain!" It seems that I can only do one last business today, and I will have to close the store later. ”
The female secretary was suddenly unhappy: "I said fortune teller, you won't be afraid that we will supervise you here and deliberately close the door in advance, right?" ”
Shangguan Tianxue also asked, "So soon, your heart is empty?" ”
Zhang Chu smiled lightly: "It's not that I'm weak-hearted, but that there is a problem with the next business, and it is estimated that I will have to go out for a trip, which will take some time." ”
"Cut, let's get to us, just because we saw two sparrows fighting, we can judge business?" The female secretary was a little unconvinced.
Shangguan Tianxue was also interested, and his eyes looked at the door, looking curious.
A few minutes later, the door was pushed open and a haggard-looking young man pushed the door open.