Chapter 42: The Temptation of a Beautiful Man
After Zhang Chu arranged the small bowl, there was no movement in the room, but it attracted some other strange things.
First, in the gap in the courtyard wall, a red and black snake came out, it lay on the courtyard wall, its head looked in the direction of Zhang Chu, and kept spitting snake letters.
Then, under the root of the wall, several white-haired mice did not know where to come out.
These rats looked very spiritual, their front paws held in front of their mouths like human hands, and their small bean-sized eyes purred.
Immediately afterwards, near the gate of the small courtyard, where Zhou Yunling had just been stoned to death, an old lady dressed in gray came.
The old lady's eyelids turned out, her face was wrinkled, and she grinned at Zhang Chu.
It can be seen that one of her teeth is gone, but she is drooling greedily.
Soon, a dirty little boy appeared at the gate of the small courtyard.
The little boy had a worn-out bronze in his hand, and the copper knew that it was covered with green patina, and there were some dried blood stains on it.
At this moment, the boy was also looking at the broken bowl in front of Zhang Chu, and saliva was constantly flowing from his mouth.
However, although these things surrounded the gate of the courtyard, they did not dare to come in.
Because, they felt that there was a dangerous aura on Zhang Chu's body.
Zhang Chu looked gloomy, and scolded in his heart: "What's the matter, this place is really full of yin, no wonder this painting wants to find such a place for Zhou Yunling to live." ”
However, the contents of the bowl are not for the mess at the door.
So Zhang Chu waved his hand like a fly, and scolded these things: "Why don't you give Lao Tzu a little away, the delicacy of the gods, you are not qualified to enjoy these things." If you look at it again, Lao Tzu will gouge out your eyeballs! ”
Zhang Chu's voice is masculine and neutral, and in broad daylight, this kind of male neutral voice is very restrained from yin and evil.
After Zhang Chu's voice fell, the old lady, the little boy, and the snake and mouse and the like instantly shrunk their necks and quickly disappeared.
After Zhang Chu drove away these things, he turned his head to look at the low hut, he smiled and shouted towards the hut:
"Hey, fellow Daoist inside, come out to eat, Taishang Laojun and I are buddies, the wine and food outside here are all heavenly delicacies, come out and taste it!"
However, there was no movement in the hut, and the contents did not come out.
Zhang Chu shouted a few more words, trying to get out the contents of the contents.
However, the contents are as stable as Mount Tai, and there is no meaning at all.
Zhang Chu muttered in his heart: "Special meow, the things in it are a little determined, and they can resist the temptation of food!" ”
You must know that tempting wild ghosts with delicious food is actually the fastest way to achieve results, and many folk feng shui masters will do this.
It's just that I can't imagine that the things in this room don't eat this set.
But this is not difficult for Zhang Chu, whether it is a person or a ghost, they all have their own weaknesses and desires, and if food is not good, then change to something else.
At this time, Zhang Chu waved his hand, spilled the soil in the bowl to the ground, and took away a few old bowls.
Then, Zhang Chu found a few half-human-high wooden piers from nearby.
He brought the wooden pier and placed it under a large tree.
Then, Zhang Chu wrote and drew on the wooden pier and made some weird symbols.
Finally, Zhang Chu painted a more abstract painting on each wooden pier.
First, I drew two eggs next to each other, and then in the middle of the two eggs, I drew a thick and long mushroom.
After painting these, Zhang Chu suddenly smiled: "If the delicacy is not good, then the beauty is tempting, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, you can withstand it!" ”
At this moment, Zhang Chu took out a talisman again and used Maoshan to borrow art.
The talisman in Zhang Chu's hand shook slightly, and the talisman spontaneously combusted without fire.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Chu held the burning talisman in his hand, drew a mysterious symbol in the void, and at the same time said in his mouth:
"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun comes to manifest the spirit, I pray that the heavens will open the gate of heaven and borrow a beautiful man to go down to the earth, come!"
After this incantation was recited, the burning talisman in Zhang Chu's hand suddenly exploded with a pop, and all the talismans instantly burned into ashes and emitted a blazing light.
And with the light of the runes, several wooden piers faintly flashed, and the wooden piers seemed to have turned into several beautiful men with beautiful faces and strong bodies like cows!
Even, faintly, there was a man's laughter.
Zhang Chu smiled: "The beautiful man is here, Lao Tzu wants to take a look, are you tempted!" ”
But then, Zhang Chu was a little worried in his heart: "No, no, is the beautiful man in the wrong direction?" ”
"The previous Zhou Yunling, who liked Shangguan Tianxue, the beauties in this painting, don't they also like women, right?"
And at this moment, Zhang Chu suddenly felt that the strange aura in the hut had changed a little, and the weird aura inside suddenly became disordered.
Zhang Chu was immediately relieved, and he was happy in his heart: "Haha, Nima's, it turned out to be a pervert!" ”
But at this time, the outside of the small courtyard was also lively, and there were many noisy sounds.
If you listen carefully, it is the sound of many people walking, and it is also accompanied by the laughter of many women.
Zhang Chu suddenly looked out, and then Zhang Chu's face darkened.
In the narrow alley outside the small courtyard, dozens of women of all kinds were crowded...... Oh no, female ghost.
These female ghosts have different appearances, but they all huddle at the door, looking inside.
Zhang Chu saw that some female ghosts were cloaked, barefoot, and couldn't see their faces clearly.
There are also female ghosts with pale faces, wiping bright red lips, and looking directly at Zhang Chu.
There were also some women, who were directly disheveled, and let out bursts of weird and lewd laughter, as if they were pointing at the wooden man beside Zhang Chu.
Even, the toothless old lady who begged for food just now was still grinning and smiling at those wooden people very happily.
Zhang Chu was not calm at once, you are so old, and you also want a beautiful man? It's too much.
But in the next second, Zhang Chu saw something even more excessive.
In the crowd, there were two male ghosts with five big and three thick, these two male ghosts still had beards, and they didn't know where they came from, and they were also obsessed looking into the small courtyard.
Zhang Chu was suddenly shocked, Nima, the ghost is also engaged in the base???
At this moment, Zhang Chu suddenly realized a big problem, when he was just making food, he didn't attract a few ghosts.
But now, get a few beautiful men out, and there are so many people who join in the fun......
Zhang Chu's heart suddenly understood: "Sure enough, the conditions of modern society are good, these ghosts are no longer short of food, and the food is no longer attractive." ”
"The so-called full of warmth and lust, in this society, the temptation of beautiful men is much more than food."
Of course, Zhang Chu would not let these wild ghosts join in the fun, he bent down and picked up a broken shoe, and threw it towards the door: "Get out of here!" ”
After the broken shoes were thrown away, the mess suddenly dissipated.
It's just some wild ghosts who have no way, and they can be scolded away with two scoldings.
Inside the hut, the strange aura became more and more disordered, as if there were several deer crashing into the hut.
Zhang Chu smiled, and then Zhang Chu shouted into the hut:
"I am the brother of these beautiful men, and I want to marry them a daughter-in-law, may I ask the girl inside, is there a good match? Would you like to be my brother's little wife? ”