When the big black dog saw that his ability to speak was exposed, he immediately booed:

"Shhh, be quiet, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a jing, if someone knows that I will speak, you have to arrest me and go to jail, do you know that I broke the law."

Zhang Chu suddenly became interested, there are many parrots that can talk, and dogs that can talk are really uncommon.

Of course, Zhang Chu was not too surprised, because Zhang Chu had also seen talking animals.

Zhang Chu still remembers that when he celebrated his ninth birthday, the witch master Shang Xuanyue once caught a big toad that could talk.

The toad was as tall as Zhang Chu, could speak, and called Zhang Chu's younger brother.

Zhang Chu liked the big toad very much, and he was friends with it for a day.

That night, the witch master Shang Xuanyue stewed the big toad in soup, and the thief was delicious!

At this moment, looking at this big talking dog, Zhang Chu couldn't help but start drooling......

And the big black dog suddenly felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and it suddenly looked at Zhang Chu very vigilantly: "Boy, what is your expression?" Have you ever eaten a talking animal! ”

Zhang Chu hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, I am very fraternal, and I like to make friends with animals that can talk." ”

The big black dog was so frightened that he took a few steps back, looking vigilant: "No, you must have eaten talking animals!" ”

As he spoke, the big black dog's nose sniffed hard, as if judging the breath on Zhang Chu's body.

Soon, the big black dog exclaimed: "Sure enough, you have eaten!" ”

Zhang Chu smiled: "Don't panic, I'm not eating a dog." ”

The big black dog took a few steps back again, obviously, Zhang Chu was a little scary in the eyes of the big black dog.

Zhang Chu, on the other hand, took a few steps forward, and with a smile on his face that he thought was more kind, he said in a low voice:

"I said dog, you tore up my painting, let's settle this account."

The big black dog shouted: "Bah, Lao Tzu saved you, if Lao Tzu doesn't tear up that painting, the things inside will come out, and a glance at you will make you wilt, and blowing a breath will make you lame." ”

Zhang Chu smiled: "Really?" ”

The big black dog suddenly felt very dangerous, and felt that this little white face did not look like a good person.

So, the big black dog changed his words: "Big brother, we have something to say." ”

Zhang Chu saw that the big black dog's attitude was good, and he didn't run away, so he said: "Okay, I don't want to embarrass you, let's say, how are you going to compensate for my painting." ”

The big black dog spoke: "Brother, I didn't mean it, I didn't know that the painting was yours, I just saw something in the painting, and I was afraid that it would hurt people, so I made a move." ”

"What you said, I want to thank you?" Zhang Chu asked.

The big black dog shrunk his neck and whispered: "I didn't mean that, I just said, whether you are a human or a dog, you must be reasonable." ”

Zhang Chu's face darkened: "Don't talk nonsense, talk about how to compensate." ”

The big black dog said, "I don't have any money!" ”

Immediately afterwards, the big black dog rolled his eyes and said to Zhang Chu: "Otherwise, I'll pay you for your food, big brother, from today onwards, I will cover all your meals!" ”

"Rice ???" Zhang Chu frowned and looked at the big black dog.

The big black dog suddenly danced with his eyebrows: "Brother, within a radius of thirty miles, I am familiar with all the cemeteries, and there are funerals and dead people almost every day!" ”

"As long as someone dies in someone's house, as soon as the suona sounds, I can hear it immediately!"

"As soon as the mourners are gone, the remaining sacrifices in the cemetery, whether they be roast chickens, elbows, fruits, or even wine, will be mine."

"Multiple people, just one more mouth, it's enough for our brothers to eat."

"In the future, big brother, you don't have to cook, you don't have to buy food, I will pack meals for you in the cemetery every day to ensure that it is green and pollution-free."

Zhang Chuting's face turned dark, Nima, no wonder this dog can speak, it turned out to be a guy who was eating and drinking in the cemetery, after a long time, he naturally became a sperm!

And the more the big black dog talked, the more energetic it became, as if he had seen the bright prospect of bringing food to Zhang Chu after he had eaten and drunk enough in the cemetery.

Zhang Chu hurriedly interrupted the fantasy of the big black dog: "Wait, dog, you save it, Lao Tzu doesn't eat the sacrifices in the cemetery!" ”

The big black dog hurriedly said, "Then I can steal the takeaway to feed you!" ”

Immediately afterwards, the big black dog began to brag about his achievements: "Brother, let me tell you, in these days, as long as the mind does not slip, there are always more ideas than difficulties." ”

"There were a few days before that, there were no dead people, and I couldn't stand it after being hungry for two days, and I found that after many people ordered takeout, they asked people to leave it at the door."

"And then, no one cares if I steal takeout, and in those days, I ate a lot of good things that I have never eaten."

"It's just that some idiots order takeout, and if they don't order a lot of chili peppers, my butt hurts!"

Zhang Chu couldn't help asking, "Why do you eat chili peppers with your ass?" ”

The big black dog was stunned for a moment, and his brain was a little clouded.

But soon, the big black dog said: "Brother, don't worry, in the future, I will have a bite to eat, and you will have a bowl of soup to drink, and I will definitely be able to raise you for nothing." ”

Zhang Chu was slightly stunned, listening to the meaning of this big black dog, does it want to follow him in the future?

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Chu realized that the so-called loyal slave was not the ghost servant in the painting at all, but the big black dog in front of him.

However, when he thought that the big black dog wanted to let himself eat and drink with it in the cemetery, or wanted to steal takeaway to support himself, Zhang Chu felt that the egg hurt.

But if you think about it, a big talking dog is a bit cool!

At this moment, Zhang Chu looked at the big black dog, and finally nodded: "That's okay, you can follow me in the future." ”

"Okay brother, I'll steal takeout to support you every day in the future." The big black dog said.

Zhang Chu's face darkened, and he hurriedly said, "That's not very necessary, I can still eat." ”

But the big black dog persuaded: "Brother, you don't understand, the stolen things are more fragrant than the things you bought!" ”

Zhang Chu suddenly had a question mark, and there was this statement???

Soon, the big black dog finished eating the elbows and roast chicken, and burped comfortably.

Then, a man and a dog, they left the cemetery together.

While walking, Zhang Chu chatted with the big dog.

"Big dog, do you have a name?"

The big black dog shook his head: "I don't have a name, but you can call me Dog, in the past, when someone saw me talking, they would kowtow to me and call me Dog." ”

Zhang Chu's face turned dark, this dead dog always wanted to take advantage of himself.

So Zhang Chu said: "If you want to die, you can say it directly, don't beat around the bush." ”

When the big dog heard this, he immediately said honestly: "Brother, I don't have a name, why don't you give me a name?" ”

"Okay." Zhang Chu said.

Zhang Chu thought for a while, and finally spoke: "From now on, you will call it hot pot." ”

The big black dog, who was excited, suddenly couldn't walk when he heard the name.

Chafing dish?

Then what am I going to do with you back, do you want to send meat? Or I'll bring another brother, named pepper, dog meat with pepper, absolutely amazing!

Zhang Chu saw that the big black dog stopped, and immediately turned around and shouted, "Let's go, what are you doing in a daze?" ”

The big black dog looked unhappy: "Brother, this name, is it serious?" ”

Zhang Chu smiled: "It's just a name, it's just a title, in case it's cold in winter...... Oh no, I mean, a cheap name is easy to feed, and the name hot pot can make you live a long life. ”

The big black dog struggled for a while, but in the end, it hurriedly followed up and recognized the name.

"Hot pot, tell me about your origins, how did you become a stray dog?" Zhang Chu asked.