Chapter 77: Outrageous Advice
In the next second, everyone saw that the illusory grimace on Shangguan Yi's back suddenly became clear.
Even the person who didn't use the bowl of water before and didn't open the yin and yang eyes actually saw the terrible pattern on his back.
And Shangguan Yi himself, some heat suddenly appeared above his head, he was very energetic and energetic, but suddenly became sluggish, dark circles appeared on his eyes, and he looked like he was not resting well.
"How so?" Many people were amazed when they saw this.
Shangguan Yi suddenly trembled, as if he had lost his soul, and suddenly found it, and his expression suddenly became nervous.
Zhang Chu suddenly asked, "Now that you think about it, right?" ”
Shangguan Yi's teeth suddenly trembled, and his face was ugly: "I remembered, I remembered, there is something in my room!" ”
Everyone in the Shangguan family immediately held their breath and straightened their ears to listen carefully.
At this time, Shangguan Yi said: "Last night, not long after I fell asleep, a woman entered my room. ”
"Then the woman got into my bed and lay quietly beside me, her hands still moving on me."
"Later, she even pressed on me."
When Shangguan Tianxue heard this, he immediately asked, "Won't you run away?" ”
Shangguan Yi's face was ugly: "If you can run, you won't be a ghost pressing the bed." ”
Then Shangguan Yi said: "I know everything in my heart, I clearly know that that female ghost is by my side, and even does something to me. ”
"But my hands and feet don't seem to be listening."
"By the way, not only my hands and feet, but even my eyes can't open, and I can't open my mouth if I want to shout."
Zhang Chu said: "In fact, it can speak, although it may not be able to send a clear distress signal, but it can make some uncomfortable sounds." ”
Shangguanyi's mother also hurriedly said, "That's right, he just made some strange screams. ”
Immediately afterwards, Shangguanyi's mother asked, "Mr. Zhang, is he an evil spirit?" Please, save my son! ”
Zhang Chu thought for a while, and then said: "To solve the bell, you have to tie the bell, he has offended something that has a way, and he has to solve it himself." ”
"Solve it yourself? How to solve it? Shangguan Yi asked.
Zhang Chu asked Shangguanyi: "Let me ask you, a week ago, did you enter any wild temple, or a place like a Taoist temple that has not been occupied for a long time?" ”
Shangguan Yi's expression changed slightly, and then nodded: "There is indeed such a thing, I have been to a dilapidated nunnery, and I heard that it is haunted, I don't believe it." ”
Zhang Chu smiled: "After entering, you didn't do anything good, right?" ”
Shangguan Yi suddenly looked embarrassed: "This ......"
He did do something inconvenient to talk about inside, because he saw that there was a statue in it that was quite exposed, so he climbed up to the top of the place, soaked his urine, and smacked the statue in the face.
At this time, Zhang Chu said: "You are blamed by the things inside, so at night, you will be pressed by ghosts, but because the other party is a little Taoist, it can make you forget about the things at night during the day." ”
"What then?" Shangguanyi's mother hurriedly asked.
At this time, Zhang Chu said: "Two ways, first, directly get an excavator, or get explosives, blow up the broken temple, bulldoze it, and then rest for a few days and it will be fine." ”
Shangguan Yi hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no, this won't work, that nunnery can't be blown up." ”
Zhang Chu said again: "Second, since you have blasphemed, don't be afraid of her, let her know that you are powerful, and if you blaspheme her, she will not pester you." ”
???
In the entire conference room, almost everyone was a question mark.
What the hell is blasphemy?
Originally, they thought that Zhang Chu would say that since he couldn't blow it up, he would have to go to the temple to apologize.
Generally speaking, if you offend any way of the immortals, don't you do it, put on incense, kowtow, admit your mistake, and ask the gods to let it go, and generally this matter will pass.
But blasphemy? Most of them are hearing this solution for the first time.
Shangguan Yi shook his head: "Mr. Zhang, I don't understand much. ”
Zhang Chu smiled: "Don't you always feel that the female ghost is on your bed?" ”
"That's right!" Shangguan Yi said.
At this time, Zhang Chu asked, "Then what did you do when the female ghost went to your bed?" ”
Shangguan Yi's face was entangled: "What can I do, I can only struggle desperately, trying to break free." But in fact, I couldn't do anything, I could only be confused, my hands and feet didn't obey me, it was like I was paralyzed. ”
Zhang Chu smiled: "You did something wrong. ”
"Wrong?"
At this time, Zhang Chu said: "Tonight, if you feel that female ghost is on your bed again and leans against you, don't be afraid, you can hold her head and stuff it into your crotch." ”
???
At this moment, the entire Shangguan family's conference room was quiet again, and everyone's faces were very exciting.
Nima, what the hell is this? That's what you call blasphemy???
Shangguan Yi looked at Zhang Chu speechlessly: "I said Mr. Zhang, let's not care if the idea you gave is reliable or not, the key problem is that when I was pressed by the ghost, my whole body couldn't move." ”
Zhang Chu smiled: "It is precisely because you can't move your whole body that you need to have this kind of thought." ”
At this moment, Zhang Chu carefully explained:
"Actually, as long as you have this thought of blaspheming her in your heart, you win."
"The more scared you are, the more you want to break free, and the more nervous you are, the more she keeps threatening you."
"On the contrary, you feel that she is by your side, and you are not afraid of her, but you want to humiliate her, to conquer her, and to blaspheme her, then this thing will be scared away by you."
"As the saying goes, if a person is shameless, the world is invincible, that's what it means."
Zhang Chu said a few words, and Shangguan Yi was stunned.
But soon, he gritted his teeth: "Okay, then I will believe Mr. Zhang." ”
Zhang Chu patted Shangguanyi's shoulder: "Come on, I believe in you." ”
……
The matter of Shangguan Yi is temporarily resolved.
At this moment, Shangguan Tianxue got up again and asked everyone in the Shangguan family, "Now, everyone finally believes in Zhang Chu's ability, right?" ”
"I'm still the same sentence, I did take a little money that shouldn't be used and did something for Zhang Chu."
"However, everything I have done is for the Shangguan family, I think, Zhang Chu will definitely help our Shangguan family in the future, this is an investment, an investment in the future!"
At this moment, Shangguan was snowing, his spirit was flying, and he looked very confident and radiant.
And many people in the Shangguan family also nodded, feeling that Shangguan's words were also a little reasonable.
However, Uncle Shangguan Wenzheng kept a straight face and looked very dissatisfied.
Finally, Shangguan Wenzheng spoke: "I admit that Mr. Zhang is indeed very good at fortune-telling. ”
"However, the feng shui master that our big family needs is not the kind of person who is a good fortune teller, but a feng shui master who can improve the luck of the atmosphere."
At this moment, Shangguan Wenzheng's voice was low: "I think, Mr. Zhang will not deny this." ”