Qin Zha's gun was very hot, so hot that the old monk's face began to glow with tiger skin.

"Bastard! You little bastard!! ”

The old monk howled like a pig, and lay on the ground rolling and splashing.

Qin Zha withdrew the flame spear, half-squatted on the ground, frowned, forcibly stripped the old monk's clothes, and did not find any suspicious items before letting down his guard.

"What the hell are you going to do!!" The old monk covered his body and cried as if he had been humiliated: "How can you pick people's clothes when you meet?" I'm reading Buddhist scriptures, I've been seen by you, I've broken my vows, and I'm still reading a fart Buddhist scripture......"

Qin Zha's face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly took out the cell repair potion from his pocket.

"I'm so embarrassed, I thought it was an enemy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"

After a while, the old monk stood beside Qin Zha and Lin Xiao with bared teeth, touched his recovering face, and said with resentment: "I think you two are monsters, if it weren't for my good health, I'm afraid I would have been burned by your brother just now." ”

"I don't care, you have to compensate me!"

Lin Xiao put down the strawberry seedlings in his hand and said with a smile: "Okay, I will pay the old-timers how much money I have, but my younger brother is reckless." ”

"I don't want much, I want ten barrels of wine!" The old monk stretched out all his fingers and widened his eyes: "It's not ordinary wine, it's ten barrels of ten-year Fenjiu, and each barrel costs twenty catties!" ”

It turned out to be an old drunkard monk.

Lin Xiao smiled helplessly, can't you meet some normal people in this barren mountain and wilderness.

Qin Zha turned around and walked towards the giant ape, and the giant ape immediately half-squatted on the ground, revealing a flattering expression.

"Go shopping again, Fenjiu, remember the sound of these two words, Fenjiu!" Qin Zha used the strip of cloth as a drawing paper, drew a wooden barrel, and marked the words wine barrel, twenty catties, ten years of Fenjiu and so on on the side, and then stuffed the strip of cloth into the giant ape's ass and eggs, and slapped it hard: "Go!" ”

The giant ape quickly left with his ass between his legs.

The old monk watched this process from beginning to end, his eyes narrowed slightly.

"Okay, right?" Qin Zha turned his head: "Don't stay here, haven't you read the official notice, Kunlun Mountain is a dangerous area within a radius of fifty kilometers, let's leave quickly when the wine comes back." ”

The old monk suddenly smiled, folded his hands, and bent down slightly.

"Okay, thanks to the generous little benefactor."

Qin Zha pursed his lips: "Twenty catties of wine, ten barrels of two hundred catties, old monk, drink leisurely, I have never seen such a wine Mengzi that you can drink, besides, isn't drinking alcohol taboo in Buddhism?" ”

"The poor monk just likes to drink, and he doesn't mean to despise the Buddha in the slightest."

Qin Zha handed out a big cooked beef leg: "Since you drink alcohol, shouldn't you dare to eat meat?" ”

The old monk was sitting in a precarious position, with a serious face, slowly took the big bull leg, and made a Buddhist etiquette: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left in his heart, thank the donor for the gift." ”

"Don't pretend, let's eat it." Qin Zha was amused: "Wine and meat monk." ”

The old monk gulped down the ox leg and said vaguely: "As a thank you, I can answer three puzzles for each of the two of you, and everything in the world can be answered." ”

Qin Zha was amused again: "If you were really so spiritual, you should have predicted the great changes in the world two years ago, and you would not have fallen into the current desolate appearance." ”

The old monk's clothes were originally bright yellow Buddha clothes, but he wore them black, covered with dead leaves and fleas, and his hair was full of lice, because he had no shoes, and his feet were stuck with a thick layer of black dirt composed of dirt, dust, dirt, and feces, which exuded a foul smell that could smoke his nose.

"Okay, after eating the beef shank, when the wine comes back, you can go wherever you want." Qin Zha waved his hand, not caring at all: "Don't pester me, I have already compensated for what should be compensated." ”

The old monk smiled and continued to bury his head in eating, his mouth full of oil.

Just eating and eating, the old monk looked up at Lin Xiao, who was planting strawberry seedlings, and suddenly said vaguely: "What's the use of you plugging in like this?" ”

Lin Xiao's back was slightly stunned, cold and lonely in the moonlight.

He looked back and smiled, "yes, it's useless, but I just want to plant." ”

"Bald donkey!" Qin Zha's face changed instantly: "I'll give you face, don't give you a face, say my brother, believe it or not, I'll break your hands and feet now?" ”

The old monk ignored Qin Zha, and continued to eat the beef leg, while raising his head and saying: "Just like this beef leg, it is useful to eat it in the stomach, but if you plant so many trees, you will have to be trampled by the beast clan in Kunlun Mountain at will in two days, unless you stay here every day in the future, what is the use?" ”

"And even if you plant the entire Kunlun Mountain, you can't come back what you want, no matter how hard you plant, what's the use.......

Lin Xiao suddenly appeared in front of the old monk.

"What do you know?" Lin Xiao squinted and asked.

The old monk's eyes widened: "My mother, the speed is so fast, it will be in front of me in one moment, you used to practice sprinting?" ”

Lin Xiao smiled and withdrew his palm, sat cross-legged on the ground, and stared at the old monk quietly.

"What do you see me doing?"

"It's okay, the old-timers will talk about it after eating."

"Oh."

After the old monk finished eating the ox leg, the giant ape also bought back the ten barrels of Fenjiu, and he tied the ten barrels of Fenjiu with a vine into a hemp rope, and planned to leave with the wine.

"Senior, what you promise to others, you should do."

Lin Xiao said calmly behind the old monk.

The old monk turned his head slightly and grinned: "Oh, I almost forgot, I promised each of you to solve three questions, right?" Who comes first? ”

"Xiaozha, you can ask first."

"Well, good brother." Qin Zha turned his head, his eyes were a little hostile: "Bald donkey, let me ask you, what is my name?" ”

The old monk clasped the shredded flesh in his teeth and said casually: "You have a strong fire and a strong sense of gangsterism, but you have a powerful charm, although I don't know what your surname is now, but Zha, this word, you can't escape." ”

Qin Zha's pupils instantly contracted into dots.

He can be sure that he and this bald donkey definitely don't know each other!

"Meng, huh? Go on! Qin Zha's eyes widened, and he stepped forward: "Let me ask you, what color are my underwear today?" ”

The old monk was slightly stunned, obviously he didn't expect Qin Zha to play cards according to the routine, but he still sighed and said: "Li has a violent temperament, and the bottoms should be red, but you have another primitive habit, which is very tame, and does not match the fire, and should cancel each other, so your bottoms today ...... Didn't wear it at all, because no underwear could not be burned by your flames! ”

Qin Zha rolled his eyes, indeed, now his cuffs are deliberately cut by ten centimeters, in order to prevent the flames from burning his clothes, and naturally he is not wearing leggings, after all, the taste of the underwear that has been burned into liquid is too uncomfortable to condense on the buttocks after cooling.

"Okay Xiaozha, don't be tempted, ask him well."