Chapter 295: Han Pi
Although Zhang Chu reminded the man that the tree-lined path he longed for was already full of traffic.
However, the man quickly shook his head: "No, no, Master, I don't care about her past, I just want to find her now!" ”
"Please, tell me a way for me to find her, okay?" There was an insistence in the young man's heart that he would not give up until he saw the woman again.
At this time, Zhang Chu nodded lightly: "Give me a thousand yuan!" ”
The young man hurriedly gave Zhang Chu money.
Then Zhang Chu said: "At seven o'clock tonight, you go to a place you are familiar with and eat a bowl of pork knuckle noodles." ”
"Just eat normally, no need to rush time, no need to delay time, after eating normally, you will receive a call from a customer, who should ask you to wash your feet, or massage."
"You just have to follow the client and you can meet that girl."
When the young man heard this, his face suddenly changed slightly, and he couldn't help but ask, "That...... Is it a formal massage, or foot washing? ”
Zhang Chu's eyelids jumped: "It's formal or not, you have to go, just go and see for yourself." ”
"Okay." The young man turned away and began to figure out which pig's knuckle noodles would be the best.
Zhang Chu's prompt voice came from behind him: "Remember, go eat pork knuckle noodles at seven o'clock in the evening!" ”
"Good, good!" The young man agreed.
Seeing off the young man, Shangguan Tianxue suddenly shook his head with a wry smile: "I originally thought it was a romantic love story, but now it seems that it is very likely to be a love accident!" ”
Zhang Chu said: "Where are there so many love stories now. ”
Within a few minutes, a young man came to the shop.
This person's appearance is a little funny, with thick eyebrows and big eyes that look incongruous, and two thick eyebrows, as if he had robbed someone else of a few eyebrows and pasted them on his own face.
His eyes were also round and bright, and he looked like a cat in the night.
Zhang Chu looked at this person's face, and immediately became happy, the so-called strange people must have strange appearances, and at first glance, this guy is a talent.
So, without waiting for this guy to speak, Zhang Chu asked directly, "What's your name?" ”
The man shook his head and shouted to Zhang Chu, "Brother, my name is Han Pi." ”
It doesn't matter if you don't speak, as soon as you speak, Shangguan Tianxue and Lin Siyu suddenly glanced at each other, feeling that this person's brain might have a slight problem.
Because, he spoke too loudly, and his tone was high-pitched, as if he was afraid that others would not hear him.
Zhang Chu didn't mind, he was just a little confused: "What is it?" Your name is Han Pi? ”
And the one with that name?
"Hanpi! Brother, Han of the stick, the fur of the fur! Han Pi's voice was very serious, his voice was still very loud, and his attitude was very serious.
Zhang Chu suddenly said: "Oh, it turned out to be this name, isn't that still a criticism......"
Then Zhang Chu asked, "What do you want to ask?" ”
At this time, Han Pi said: "I want to interpret dreams, I have always had a strange dream recently, so I want to find a fortune teller to help me calculate, what does this dream mean." ”
"Say!"
Han Pi said: "Didn't I specialize in stealing batteries, so my dream was related to stealing batteries." ”
???
Zhang Chu suddenly had a question mark, this kid is a talent, is it so natural to steal the battery.
Shangguan Tianxue and Lin Siyu also stared at each other in shock.
Of course, Han Pi's profession has nothing to do with him, he nodded and said: "Indeed, if you have the same dream continuously, and after waking up, you have a deep memory, then you can interpret the dream." ”
In general, not all dreams can be solved.
Most people's dreams are actually disorganized, and they will forget when they wake up, even if they have a slight memory, it will not affect anything.
This kind of ordinary dream does not require dream interpretation.
The kind of dreams that really need to be interpreted are the ones that are extremely impressive, or directly wake people up, or they keep having the same dream for many days in a row.
Such dreams need to be solved, and they can be solved.
Therefore, although Han Pi only said a few words, Zhang Chu concluded that his dream could be solved.
"Say, what did you dream about? Makes you so worried. Zhang Chu said.
At this time, Han Pi said: "I dreamed that when I stole the battery, I was always found and chased. ”
When Zhang Chu heard this, he immediately asked: "When you stole someone's home appliance during the day, were you chased?" ”
Han Pi shook his head: "No, I am carrying a battery, running faster than the tram, and no one can catch up with me." ”
Immediately afterwards, Han Pi was entangled again: "However, the person in the dream ran faster than me, no matter how I ran, I could be caught up, I felt that I had nowhere to run, I just couldn't get rid of it." ”
Zhang Chu deduced in his heart, and suddenly asked, "The people chasing you, men and women?" ”
Han Pi shook his head: "I don't know, I just feel like someone is chasing me." ”
"Are there any characteristics?" Zhang Chu asked.
Han Pi thought for a while, and then said: "There are characteristics, the person who chased me wore a pair of yellow shoes, that person should be very poor, the shoes were rotten with a hole, and his thumb and toes were exposed." ”
When Zhang Chu heard this, he immediately said: "Then I understand, you dreamed of this because there are girls who like you." ”
"Huh?" Han Pi suddenly blew up: "Someone likes me? ”
Not far away, Shangguan Tianxue also felt outrageous: "Zhang Chu, you're not joking, how can anyone like him?" ”
It's not that Shangguan Tianxue looks down on people, it's really this Han Pi, and there is really no place to like it.
First of all, the appearance is strange, although thick eyebrows and big eyes are a good word, but Han Pi's appearance is a little too thick eyebrows and big eyes, except for being funny, I can't see what looks good.
And then there's IQ, it's okay not to speak, as soon as you speak, it immediately makes people think of two hundred and five, no brain.
If Shangguan Qianxuemei guessed wrong, Han Pi's IQ would not exceed 90, at most he would not look stupid, but his IQ would definitely not be high.
Shangguan Tianxue felt that Han Pi belonged to the kind of person who would definitely help people push the cart when he was sold, because he might not be able to count money.
And his profession, stealing batteries, Nima, the blind one will take a fancy to him......
Therefore, Shangguan Tianxue remained suspicious of Zhang Chu's hexagram.
However, Han Pi became happy: "Brother, are you telling the truth, brother?" Does anyone really like me? ”
Zhang Chu nodded: "That's right!" ”
"Then you say, who likes me?" Han Pi asked.
Zhang Chu asked, "Who are the girls you come into contact with most often in your work?" ”
Han Pi suddenly scratched his head: "At work, I often come into contact with four girls, and I don't know who likes me." ”
"So much!" Zhang Chu was shocked, is it so popular to steal batteries.
At this time, Han Pi couldn't help asking: "Brother, I feel that the four of them are very good, they don't often scold me, if I steal more batteries, they will buy me beer to drink, brother, who do you say likes me?" ”
Although Zhang Chu didn't know what Han Pi's working environment was, it sounded like Han Pi still liked that place very much.
So Zhang Chu thought about it and said to Han Pi: "I have a way to judge who likes you." ”
"You say." Han Pi said.
At this time, Zhang Chu said: "After you go back, ask them separately what color the underwear you are wearing today, and after asking, you will almost know who likes you." ”
"Oh, thank you, brother!" Han Pi agreed, turned around and left.
"Give money!" Zhang Chu shouted.
Han Pi shouted without looking back: "Brother, I stole the battery tomorrow, and I will send you the money after selling it, I don't have any money now." ”
"Nima ......" Zhang Chu's face turned black and was eaten for nothing by a stupid boy.
Shangguan Tianxue looked strange: "I said Zhang Chu, you can't lose it, if he goes back like this, the girls who normally like him will hate him." ”
Zhang Chu said with a smile: "It's okay, what kind of personality person, what kind of thing to do, those girls know his IQ and won't be angry." ”
"I just don't know, if he will send your hexagram money tomorrow." Shangguan Dumpling was full of anticipation.