Han Pi's eyes widened suddenly: "Brother, this is true, I don't believe you touch it, it rattles!" ”

"Damn!" Zhang Chu's face was dark, he could see that this Han Pi was indeed not normal in his brain.

At this time, Zhang Chu returned the money to Han Pi: "This is fake money, whoever gives it to you, you can go to whoever theorizes." ”

"This is the money my girlfriend gave me, didn't you say she likes me, how could she give me fake money?" Han Pi was so eloquent.

Zhang Chu was suddenly shocked: "Your girlfriend? Already confirmed? ”

"It's confirmed!" Han Pi said.

At this moment, Shangguan Tianxue and Lin Siyu were also interested.

Yesterday, Zhang Chu said that some people like Han Pi.

Han Pi said that he often comes into contact with four girls, and he doesn't know who likes him.

So, Zhang Chu made a bad move for Han Pi, asking him to ask the girl what color her underwear was, and said that as long as he asked, he would know who liked him.

Now, everyone suddenly became interested and wanted to know how Han Pi asked.

Shangguan Tianxue asked directly, "You asked that question?" ”

Han Pi suddenly shouted, "I asked." ”

"How do you ask?"

"Just ask!" Han Pi said.

Shangguan Tianxue looked curious: "Didn't they slap your face?" ”

"How dare they? They can't beat me. Han Pi said.

Shangguan Tianxue put his hand on his forehead and asked again, "Tell me, how did they answer you?" ”

At this time, Han Pi said:

"The first girl's name is Yao Na, I asked her, and she said: I won't tell you!"

"The second girl, named Xu Duoduo, said: Are you sick?"

"The third girl, named Hao Yujie, said: Get away!"

"The fourth girl, named Vonni, said, "Pink."

When Shangguan Tianxue heard this, she immediately asked, "So, these fake money from the children's bank were given to you by the fourth girl, Feng Nini?" ”

Han Pi immediately looked Shangguan Tianxue up and down, and asked in a skeptical tone, "Are you mentally retarded?" ”

？？？

Zhang Chu was shocked, is there anything wrong with his own problem?

As a result, Han Pi said: "My girlfriend is obviously the second girl, Xu Duoduo. ”

"Wait!" Shangguan Tianxue was stunned: "Didn't she say, are you sick?" ”

Han Pi nodded: "Yes, only she cares about whether I am sick or not, and the other three don't care about me, so I chose Xu Duoduo as my girlfriend, I said that I also like her, and she still said that I was sick." ”

"You see, she cares about me."

Zhang Chu patted Han Pi's shoulder with a sympathetic face: "You know how to care." ”

"Brother, do you want this money?" Han Pi asked.

Zhang Chu shook his head and stuffed all the money to Han Pi again: "Forget it, I miscalculated your hexagram, and I can't take your money." ”

Well, although Zhang Chu calculated that someone liked Han Pi, but he didn't calculate that Han Pi would choose the second girl, how could he collect money?

Han Pi saw that Zhang Chu didn't want money, and was immediately moved: "Brother, you are so good to me, for so many years, you have given me free." ”

"Brother, if the battery of your electric car is not good in the future, you tell me, and I will steal the battery for you."

Zhang Chu's face darkened, Nima, did he stab the thief's den?

First of all, the hot pot swore to steal takeout to support himself.

Now, Han Pi plans to steal the battery to change it for himself, and his luck is absolutely amazing!

At this moment, Zhang Chu was very moved: "Okay, since you are willing to call me brother, come to my side if you have nothing to do in the future, brother covers you!" ”

"Thank you, brother! Then I'm going to coax my girlfriend. Han Pi said.

After saying that, Han Pi turned around and wanted to leave.

Zhang Chu hurriedly shouted: "If you coax your girlfriend, remember to buy a few more pig's trotters, pig's trotters can be beautiful, and girls will definitely like it." ”

Han Pi immediately agreed: "Okay brother! ”

Zhang Chu said again: "By the way, you also order pork yourself, the pig is smart, and he eats it to replenish his brain." ”

Han Pi was stunned for a moment, and looked back at Zhang Chu: "Brother, buy pig's trotters and pig's brains, this is too arrogant." ”

Zhang Chu shouted: "It's okay, you have money, what are you afraid of." ”

"Oh, yes." Han Pi turned around, took the money in his hand, turned around and ran to a small shop selling lo-mei delicatessen nearby.

Not long after, there was a sound of thieves catching thieves in the street.

Zhang Chu suddenly came to the door to see what was going on.

Good guy, Han Pi is holding a bag of pig's trotters in his left hand and a braised pig's head in his right hand, running fast, and a few little girls wearing braised meat shop work clothes behind him are desperately chasing out.

As a result, Han Pi ran so fast that he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Why are you running so fast!" Shangguan Tianxue exclaimed, that kind of speed is not like a normal person at all.

Zhang Chu was also shocked, this kid's physical fitness is a bit different from ordinary people.

Of course, these things are just a little episode.

At the same time, Yu Po found Gu Xiao's aunt.

Zhang Chu ...... That kid on Hibiscus Street! Yu Po gritted her teeth, at this moment, she already knew that it was Zhang Chu who broke her lewd snake and caused her to be seriously injured.

"An outsider has provoked me!"

"Boy, it seems that I want to teach you the rules of the Jinling Feng Shui Circle."

……

In the afternoon, when Zhang Chu's small shop was about to close, a gust of wind blew.

Immediately after, a woman in ancient costume pushed the door in.

The woman was beautiful, but she was gloomy and pale.

As soon as the woman came to the door, a hot pot immediately stood up, stared at the woman with wide dog eyes, and shouted at the same time: "Wangwang! ”

The woman was yelled at by the hot pot, and suddenly stopped outside the small shop, not daring to move.

Zhang Chu glanced at the woman, and suddenly his eyes froze, this is a ghost!

Zhang Chu was suddenly a little curious, how could this ghost run to the fortune teller's shop? Isn't this the old birthday star hanging himself, looking for death?

So Zhang Chu shouted: "Hot pot, don't scare her, see what she wants to do." ”

The dog can ward off evil spirits, and the hot pot stares at the female ghost, and the female ghost does not dare to come in.

Now, after getting Zhang Chu's order, the hot pot immediately lay down on the spot and no longer looked at the female ghost.

And this female ghost saw that the hot pot was no longer noisy, and she went straight to Zhang Chu's shop.

This female ghost is very beautiful, but she walks lightly, without a sound.

After coming to the room, the woman smiled at Zhang Chu, then looked at Shangguan Tianxue and Lin Siyu, and didn't say a word.

Immediately after, a red ribbon appeared in the woman's hand.

She threw the red ribbon on the beam, and then hung herself up as if she had hanged herself.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Shangguan Tianxue exclaimed.

Zhang Chu put his finger in front ......of his lips: "Shhhhh

When Shangguan Tianxue saw Zhang Chu's expression, her scalp suddenly tingled, she realized something, and hurriedly held her breath, looking at this female ghost incredulously.

After the female ghost hung herself on the beam, her head tilted and she made a dead look, and her weird smile froze on her face, looking extremely terrifying.

"Ahh Shangguan Tianxue and Lin Siyu both screamed in fright. forehead

Zhang Chu looked at the female ghost with interest, wanting to see what she was going to do.

And after the female ghost finished hanging herself, a red ribbon appeared in her hand.

Then, she threw the red ribbon to the beam, and then the female ghost pointed at Zhang Chu, and then pointed at the red ribbon.

It's like inviting Zhang Chu to hang himself together!

Zhang Chu smiled: "It's a little interesting, who asked you to come?" ”

The female ghost didn't move, as if she was waiting for Zhang Chu there.

At this moment, Zhang Chu walked directly to the female ghost, and the female ghost was a little stunned, but she didn't run away.

Zhang Chu directly stretched out his hand, clasped the female ghost's wrist, and pulled it gently, directly pulling the beautiful female ghost down.

The female ghost didn't struggle, but showed a weird smile towards Zhang Chu.

When Zhang Chu saw that she was so calm, he immediately smiled at the female ghost, and at the same time, the spiritual power in Zhang Chu's body moved, and a mysterious spiritual power suddenly poured into the female ghost's wrist.

At this moment, the female ghost finally changed color, and she suddenly screamed: "Baa baa baa ......"

It's like a sheep barking!