Chapter 304: Set up a platform to challenge
Early the next morning.
As soon as Zhang Chu came to Furong Street, he saw some workers setting up a table not far in front of his small shop.
The street is very wide, and although the platform is set up in front of Zhang Chu's shop, it will not affect Zhang Chu's shop.
But Zhang Chu still wondered, who is setting up a platform here, it seems that Furong Street is not allowed to build indiscriminately.
So Zhang Chu walked over with the hot pot and shouted to a worker: "Who asked you to set up a stage here?" ”
"Cultural Affairs Bureau!" One worker replied.
Cultural Affairs Bureau?
Zhang Chu scratched his head, he really didn't know what this department was for.
Since he had a unit, Zhang Chu didn't inquire more, but returned to his small shop.
After sitting down, Zhang Chu raised his head, and suddenly felt that when the platform was built, a horizontal column, like the barrel of a tank, was aimed at his small shop.
Zhang Chu suddenly felt that something was not right.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Chu scolded in his heart: "Nima, this platform is for me!" ”
Generally speaking, similar to the pattern of the turret, whoever the barrel is aimed at will be unlucky.
It's okay to say a little bit about the fake cannon barrel, it won't affect it too seriously, if it really gets a cannon barrel, facing Zhang Chu, it will be troublesome.
However, before Zhang Chu could see it clearly, a worker made a big red cloth and covered the entire platform.
"Damn, this time, it should be Yu Po's group of people who are making trouble!" Zhang Chu suddenly had a judgment in his heart.
However, Zhang Chu doesn't want to run out and tear down the platform now, he really wants to see what kind of reputation these people are doing.
But in any case, the barrel still played a little role.
In the past, at this time, Zhang Chu's small shop was already full of people, and there was an endless stream of customers.
But today, there is not a single guest.
The only old lady seemed to want to enter Zhang Chu's shop, but as soon as she walked to the door, she seemed to remember something and left.
"Special meow, dare to use the cannon barrel at Lao Tzu's shop, and no matter what happens later, I will return Lao Tzu's losses today." Zhang Chu thought in his heart.
At the same time, Zhang Chu's heart moved, and he said to the hot pot: "Hot pot, you go to the southeast corner of that platform to pee!" Urinate it on the pillar. ”
When the hot pot heard this, he immediately stood up: "Okay, grandpa!" ”
The hot pot hurriedly ran out, and came back after a while, and said to Zhang Chu: "Grandpa, Xiao Toad and I have given them a soak of urine in the southeast corner. ”
Zhang Chu was very satisfied, and it was visible to the naked eye that the charm of this stage had weakened a lot.
Not long after, Shangguan Tianxue and Lin Siyu arrived.
As soon as he entered the door, Shangguan Tianxue said, "What kind of nerves does the Cultural Bureau have?" I inquired, and I was inexplicable about what kind of traditional cultural performances I was going to do. ”
Zhang Chu said with a smile: "What kind of performance, it's clearly for me." ”
"Huh?" Shangguan Tianxue frowned: "Coming at you?" ”
Zhang Chu nodded slightly, and said at the same time: "It doesn't matter, let's see what they want to do." ”
Two hours later, the platform was finally erected.
A red carpet was laid out on it, and at the same time, someone pulled out a banner that read: "Feng Shui Physiognomy Contest of the Folk Culture Festival".
At the same time, a loud stereo began to play.
For a while, the pedestrians on Seremban Street were attracted to come, and many people surrounded the high platform.
Soon, Yu Po brought some feng shui masters who were good friends with her, and a small tent was set up next to the high platform, and Yu Po's people drank tea in the tent.
At this time, a chubby host took the stage.
The speaker stopped, and the host spoke in a high-pitched tone, as if presiding over a wedding, shouting in a rather festive voice: "The fathers and villagers of Jinling City, the old and young masters, the big girls and the little daughters-in-law......"
"I heard that a feng shui shop has opened on Furong Street, and the owner is very powerful, and our Cultural Bureau is hereby holding a homestay cultural competition in order to carry forward cultural traditions and spread culture."
……
Outside, gongs and drums rang out, and firecrackers shook the sky.
Shangguan Tianxue suddenly looked strange: "Zhang Chu, people have directly set up a platform to argue with you." ”
Zhang Chu smiled bitterly, these guys are a little thoughtful.
I was beaten by Zhang Chu at home last time, and I knew that if I met in private again, I might be beaten again.
Therefore, they directly set up a scene and invited Zhang Chu to try the Xuanmen technique.
In this case, Zhang Chu must not be able to fight.
Otherwise, after beating people, Zhang Chu's signboard will be smashed.
In the future, the people of Jinling City will mention the feng shui shop on Furong Street and say, "That shopkeeper, if you say that he is not accurate in fortune telling, he will beat you up and say that he is on time......
And if Zhang Chu can take this opportunity to completely educate Yu Po and those people, Zhang Chu's reputation will rise to a higher level.
Therefore, this is a clear card, and Zhang Chu must compete with the other party to try the Xuanmen technique.
Zhang Chu sneered: "These guys, they really don't want to die if they don't have the heart of the Yellow River, Lao Tzu doesn't want to deal with them, they don't really think I'm afraid of them." ”
Of course, Zhang Chu didn't go out immediately.
Yu Po, they haven't arrived yet, what are Zhang Chu doing in such a hurry.
Soon, the fat host outside shouted: "Today, it's actually an offensive battle!" ”
"Several of our local feng shui masters in Jinling want to fight this feng shui master who claims to be able to make iron cuts!"
"Let's see, is our local feng shui master in Jinling powerful, or is it a foreign monk who can chant scriptures."
The onlookers are all natives of Jinling, and now that the host says this, it is needless to say who should be supported, who doesn't want to win in their hometown?
Someone suddenly shouted: "Jinling will win, Jinling will win!" ”
The fat host was very satisfied with this effect, and he hurriedly said: "Okay, now, let me introduce our local feng shui master in Jinling." ”
"Yu Po, our famous Yin people in Jinling are said to be able to pass through ghosts and gods, and I believe many people have heard of Yu Po's name."
With the introduction of the fat man, Yu Po came to the stage, and then found a seat to sit down.
Immediately afterwards, the fat man shouted again: "Han Qixian! Good at fortune-telling, can fortune telling, although blind, but an erhu can explore the way, can tell fortunes, and can chase dogs. Except for not being able to play the song, you can do anything. ”
The blind man suddenly came to the front desk with his erhu, he got Yu Po's daughter, and he had to help Yu Po no matter what.
At this time, the fat man shouted again: "Jian Di, good at feng shui in the yin house, the best at looking at the cemetery, and also catching ghosts, it is said that there was a widow surnamed Tang in Jinling, and he always felt harassed by ghosts at night, Jian Di took a shot and grabbed seven ugly ghosts from the widow's bedroom." ”
In the audience, many viewers were stunned when they heard it, and they didn't know whether the fat man's words were true or false.
And the fat man shouted again: "Today, these three masters challenge Mr. Zhang Chu, who is straight at the iron mouth. ”
"If these three masters win, it means that my Mr. Feng Shui of Jinling City is even better, please ask this Mr. Zhang Chu in the future to abide by the rules of Jinling and not show off."
"If Mr. Zhang Chu wins, then the well water of both sides will not interfere with the river water in the future."
The fat man shouted out, and many people in the audience immediately whispered:
"Huh? This sounds a little wrong, let Zhang Chu obey the rules? Did he do something unruly? ”
"It seems that this Zhang Chu is not going to deal with our feng shui master in Jinling."
"It can't be that you've done something angry, right? Otherwise, how could this be? ”
I have to say that the surrounding audience is still quite smart.
Many people have already seen that Zhang Chu has some contradictions with these people.
At this time, the fat man finally shouted towards Zhang Chu's shop: "Mr. Zhang Chu, can you come out to compete?" Now everyone is in a hurry. ”
Zhang Chu left his feng shui shop directly, walked out, and slowly climbed to the high platform.
At this moment, Shangguan Tianxue and Lin Siyu also followed.
After Lin Siyu saw Zhang Chu on stage, he immediately applauded vigorously, and around, some of the audience knew Zhang Chu's name, and they also applauded slightly, applause was sparse, obviously, there were not many people who supported Zhang Chu.
But Zhang Chu was very optimistic, and as soon as he came to the stage, he shouted: "Thank you for your thunderous applause!" ”
"Hahaha......" In the audience, many viewers immediately burst into laughter.
This time, many viewers were embarrassed and hurriedly applauded Zhang Chu.
Zhang Chu raised his hand slightly, signaling everyone to be quiet.
Then Zhang Chu said: "Thank you very much for your support to me, now, I will perform a song for everyone, dare to ask where the road is!" ”
Next to him, the host suddenly looked blindfolded.
Offstage, many viewers were also dumbfounded.
Wait, didn't you say that you should try the Xuanmen technique and engage in the cultural exchange of feng shui physiognomy, what is the rhythm of your song on stage?