Chapter 401: A Lot of Experiences in the Ghost Market
At this time, Zhang Chu saw a little girl setting up a stall, and a big basket was placed in front of the little girl, and the basket was full of all kinds of mushrooms.
Zhang Chu suddenly became interested, the little girl looked seven or eight years old, with a round face, and she looked cute.
So Zhang Chu squatted in front of the little girl and asked, "Little girl, what's the use of your mushroom?" ”
At this time, the little girl said, "They are all mushrooms that can make people lie on the board." ”
Zhang Chu suddenly looked strange: "If you want to lie down on the board, just find a wild river to jump down and drown, why buy your mushrooms?" ”
The little girl said, "Big brother, it's not like that, my mushroom can lie down for three, five, seven days, and after lying down, it can come back to life." ”
"What's the use?" Zhang Chu asked.
Almost after Zhang Chu's voice fell, the voice of an old woman behind Zhang Chu came: "Little fairy, I want a mushroom that has been lying for three days." ”
Zhang Chu suddenly turned around and found that there was an old hedgehog behind him.
The hedgehog was the size of a pig, and carried a red pocket on its back, which seemed to be full of gold.
When the old hedgehog saw Zhang Chu looking at it, it immediately said, "This uncle, if you don't buy mushrooms, can you let me buy them first?" ”
Zhang Chu suddenly gave up his position: "Okay, you come first." ”
When the little girl saw the old hedgehog, she immediately asked with a straight face: "Thirty catties of gold, are you ready?" ”
The old hedgehog shook suddenly, and thirty catties of gold fell out of the red cloth bag.
And Zhang Chu glanced at the old hedgehog's nose and found that the old hedgehog's nose came out with some green light, and Zhang Chu suddenly knew in his heart that this old hedgehog had encountered a catastrophe.
Sure enough, the little girl picked a colorful mushroom and handed it to the old hedgehog: "Take it, and before midnight tonight, take six eggs and make soup with it." ”
"When I dared to suffer a catastrophe, I drank this bowl of soup, and woke up three days later, and the catastrophe was self-defeating."
The old hedgehog respectfully accepted the mushroom, bowed and bowed to the little girl, and then turned to leave.
Zhang Chu suddenly understood that this little girl's mushroom was used to deceive the heavenly calamity.
Some animals that have become sperm have a fixed lifespan, such as a hedgehog, which can only live for 58 years, and in the 58th year, there will be a catastrophe to collect the life of the hedgehog.
If the hedgehog doesn't want to die, he can avoid the catastrophe by faking his death.
But fake death is not just lying on the ground to avoid the past, if it does not move the law of blinding the Heavenly Dao, it will use this mushroom to deceive the Heavenly Dao.
At this time, Zhang Chu said: "Thirty catties of gold, in exchange for a chance to deceive the Heavenly Dao, it is really not a loss." ”
The little girl suddenly said, "Yes, with us, business is very fair. ”
"Gold is the hard currency of the yin and yang worlds!" Zhang Chu thought in his heart.
Of course, this mushroom was useless to Zhang Chu.
At this moment, Zhang Chu got up again and walked around the market at will, and soon, Zhang Chu saw an old lady selling skins again.
The old lady's stall was covered with skins of all kinds of animals, dogs, tigers, lions, foxes, cows, and even people.
Zhang Chu suddenly looked strange and came to the old lady: "This old man, what are you doing here?" ”
The old lady suddenly said: "Leather seller, this uncle, come to a skin, I will sew the skin on your body, majestic!" ”
Zhang Chu suddenly stopped.
The hot pot looked scared and hid behind Zhang Chu, because the old lady's stall had several dog skins hanging on it.
At this time, Zhang Chu asked, "Auntie, I didn't understand what you said. ”
The aunt said: "This person actually lives a skin." ”
"An ordinary person, usually amiable, you change him into an official skin, and immediately change his body, and dare to ride on the necks of ordinary people to and pee."
"A person who is as obscene as a dog, if you put on a chengguan skin for him, he will immediately dare to be arrogant and kick other people's stalls."
"An ugly bastard, you put on a multi-million suit for him, and immediately a beautiful woman will throw him into his arms."
"My lord, I have dog skins, tiger skins, and fox skins here, you can choose them."
Zhang Chu suddenly became interested: "Then if I buy this dog skin, what's the use?" ”
The old lady said, "As long as you buy this dog skin, I will sew it on you, and when you walk on the street outside, all the vendors will think that you are a chengguan." ”
"When the time comes, you eat other people's buns, take other people's firecrackers, and rob other people's scales, they dare not speak out."
Zhang Chu's eyes lit up: "This is okay." ”
Then Zhang Chu pointed to the tiger skin: "What about this?" ”
At this time, the old lady said: "If I sew the tiger skin on you, after you go out, no matter who you see, you can walk like a tiger and not be angry, and when the time comes, everyone will think that you are an official, and they will nod and bow to you, and be extremely respectful." ”
"And what about this fox skin?" Zhang Chu asked.
The old lady said: "This is even simpler, the woman sews on the fox skin and seduces the man, that is a quasi-one." ”
"Men sew fox skins, whether they hook men or women, easily and effortlessly."
Zhang Chu immediately gave the old lady a thumbs up: "Amazing!" ”
At this moment, a middle-aged man in his thirties and forties came to the stall: "Old man, I was introduced by Master Meng, and I want to sew a cowhide." ”
"Okay, come here." The old lady said.
Zhang Chu hurriedly asked, "What's the use of cowhide?" ”
The old lady explained: "If you sew cowhides, even if you are cheating and cheating, and you don't do your job, in the eyes of others, you are hardworking and honest." ”
Zhang Chu looked at the middle-aged man: "Dude, what are you doing?" Why sew cowhide? ”
At this time, the middle-aged man said: "Hey, don't say it, I am the CEO of a state-owned enterprise, didn't I take two or three hundred million yuan to repair the ancestral tomb, and I was reported as a result." ”
", your ancestors can enjoy it too much, it costs two or three hundred million to build an ancestral grave!"
The middle-aged man said: "No way, when the grandson lives well in the yang world, he can't lose the ancestor, you say yes!" ”
Zhang Chu nodded: "You are quite filial." ”
The middle-aged man continued: "I feel that I may be investigated soon, and I heard Master Meng say that as long as I put on a cowhide, others will think that I am an honest person, so I will try." ”
Then Zhang Chu saw that the middle-aged man sat down.
The old lady took a knife, cut the middle-aged man's back directly, and pasted a piece of cowhide on him.
Zhang Chu left the old lady's stall.
There are still a lot of stalls in front, but Zhang Chu calculates the time, and Yan Ruyu's minor surgery is almost finished.
So Zhang Chu returned to the hard-hearted hawker.
Sure enough, Yan Ruyu at this moment has already sewn up her belly.
At this time, Zhang Chu asked, "Okay?" ”
Yan Ruyu nodded: "Okay!" ”
Zhang Chu then said, "Okay, let's go." ”
The two of them took the hot pot and left the ghost market directly.
While walking, Zhang Chu asked: "Sister, I remember you said that you wanted to be harder for your boyfriend's sake, do you feel hard now?" ”
Yan Ruyu suddenly sneered: "Boyfriend? What boyfriend? The special Lao Tzu cut his bird when he went back, and lied to me so many times, I really thought I was a bully! ”
Zhang Chu then asked, "Then do you still buy a house for your brother?" ”
"Buy a fart! How much money I have spent on him over the years, but it is all listed in a book, I must ask him to pay me back, otherwise, he will not want to marry a daughter-in-law! ”
Zhang Chu was suddenly shocked, is the effect of this ghost market so significant?
Zhang Chu and Yan Ruyu chatted while walking towards the road they came, hoping to get out of the ghost market.
However, while chatting, Zhang Chu felt that the girls around him began to speak vaguely, as if they were crying and no longer spoke human words.
"Huh?" Zhang Chu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked at the girl beside him.
Then Zhang Chu was taken aback, only to see the girl next to him, I don't know when, turned into a wooden frame, the wooden frame was wearing people's clothes, and it was clearly a dummy used by people in the countryside to scare birds!
As for Yan Ruyu, she has long since disappeared.