Chapter 1302: Rabbit, Rabbit (2)
"The corpse of a complete warrior, that's gold! And the meat sauce, that's nothing! Even if it's the undead, they don't have a hobby of hoarding human meat sauce to make sauce! Even some undead lords with special tastes, when they occasionally enjoy a tender veal steak, they also use the usual mushroom sauce, black pepper sauce, ketchup and the like, human meat sauce? Oh, they are not evil dragons!"
The corners of Lin Qi's mouth twitched violently, the taste of this topic was too heavy.
Then Lin Qi remembered the scene of more than 100 alien demigods under the command of the ice deer god Asen Beers, and set off a huge land block and slapped the entire Black Crow Gorge defense line underground. Indeed, under such an attack, millions of human soldiers who were killed and wounded, they were all turned into meat sauce!
And Bolognese, these hyena Guild guys won't have any interest in Bolognese!
"So, the next time you go into battle, be careful to make sure that the bodies of those soldiers who died in battle are roughly intact!"
Kalhan looked at Lin Qi very sternly: "The act of cutting off the heads of orc soldiers like General Ente Marte is also a waste of stern! He can pierce the hearts of those orcs, cut off their arteries, and kill those orcs by other means!"
"But the corpse of an orc with a severed head and damaged cervical vertebrae has shrunk by more than half in value, dear Lord Wanen?"
"Although our hyena guild may not have a good reputation, we also have our professional ethics, and we try our best to provide all our customers with goods in the best condition. And the orcs who have their heads cut off, of course, I admit, the dead orcs are the best orcs, but the orcs whose heads have been cut off, they are not perfect dead orcs!"
Lin Qi was made by Kalhan's upside-down words, and he reluctantly told Kalhan that when the armies of the Longshan family and the Green Forest family joined the war again in the future, he would definitely kill those aliens carefully. Make sure their bodies are largely intact!
Calhan smiled with satisfaction, isn't the biggest reason why he came here for this?
Picking up the wine glass and drinking it down again, Culhan gave a satisfied burp full of corpse stench: "Well, I must admit it, those lichs are really hard to serve! But they are very generous and bold when they pay! So, the undead tyrants with deep pockets." They are our food and clothing parents, there is nothing to desire, even if I haven't brushed my teeth for a whole month and a half to serve them!"
Lin Qi quickly interrupted Kalhan's words, and he poured Kalhan another glass of wine.
Calhan unceremoniously drank the wine again, and then he smiled and nodded to Lin Qi: "Also, I know that when a battle breaks out between demigods, it is very difficult to keep the whole corpse. But Mr. Wann Ryusan, you have to admit that more than a hundred demigod corpses were wasted at a time. Among them, there is also a powerful corpse like the Ice Deer God, waste is the original sin!"
Lin Qi opened his mouth wide. I couldn't say anything for a long time.
Tears really welled up in Kalhan's eyes this time, and he looked at Lin Qi with great heartache, and complained very bitterly: "A corpse of an alien demigod, if it is in perfect condition, the most powerful Lich Emperors in the Undead Continent are willing to pay a demigod corpse at a sky-high price of five billion gold coins! And several terrifying knight lords, they are willing to pay ten billion gold coins to buy the corpse of an alien demigod!"
"If it's the corpse of a demigod strength Titan, they're willing to raise the price by fifty percent!"
"Of course. They're also interested in your corpse!"
Kalhan spoke too quickly, and at once he said everything that should be said and what should not be said. He suddenly realized that his last sentence really shouldn't be mentioned in front of Lin Qi, so he slapped himself in the face hard. I almost stuffed the wine glass in my hand into my mouth.
Lin Qi's eyes widened and he stared at Kalhan: "My corpse?"
Calhan looked at Lin Qi pitifully, he struggled for a long time, and finally had the courage to mutter: "We are friends, so I will not do anything harmful to you!" However, if you are willing to make a suicide note, if you are unfortunate enough to be killed by a powerful alien demigod, I will inherit your corpse, I will be grateful!"
After swallowing a mouthful of spit, Lin Qi felt the urge to strangle Calhan alive. He sneered with a gloomy face, "How much am I worth?"
Calhan licked his lips quickly: "Aha, it's very valuable! Even your hair, nails, and blood are highly valued by several great lichs who are proficient in the art of the curse of the undead. Of course, the most valuable thing is your corpse, the oldest great depositor in the Undead Continent, he let out that if you are killed, he is willing to pay a hundred billion Fortune Goddess Big Gold Coin and five rare ore veins on the Undead Continent!"
Hearing such a terrifying number, Lin Qi suddenly had an urge to sell himself.
Fortunately, Lin Qi was suddenly greedy for money, but he was not stupid enough to treat himself as Cheng Dù who sold goods. He gritted his teeth and said coldly, "I'm so valuable?"
Looking at Lin Qi in great surprise, Calhan said as a matter of course: "Of course, kill more than a hundred alien demigods in one battle! This kind of thing can be done by some powerful scientific instruments in the early days of the Destruction Calendar and the Dark Calendar, but now...... Those undead feel that your body is very valuable for research, and are ready to transform you into a powerful Terror Knight High Lord after your death, so, very valuable!"
"This is not a happy topic!" Lin Qi glared at Calhan angrily: "My corpse, worth 100 billion gold coins of the Goddess of Fortune and five rare mineral veins!Should I be flattered, or should I be what?"
Calhan looked at Lin Qi with fiery eyes: "Oh, come on, if I ...... Ah, no, if my father were so valuable, and one day he would have kicked his legs to death in response to the call of the god of commerce, I would have not hesitated to sell his body to the undead at a high price!"
Shrugging his shoulders, Kalhan complained with great resentment: "But I don't think those undead lords will be interested in a damn big fat man who is less than six feet tall and weighs three hundred and eighty pounds! And this damn big fat man's biggest interest now is to collect beautiful slave girls! Perhaps his only value is to use it after his death to study the mystery of the mutation and enhancement of human reproductive ability!"
"Dear Mr. Kalhan, you are really filial to your father!" Lin Qi was no longer able to communicate with Kalhan.
"A qualified hyena should look for a chance to earn gold!" Kalhan shrugged his shoulders and giggled. He stood up, took out an invitation from his sleeve and handed it to Lin Qi: "Tonight in Yancheng, there is an underground auction, hosted by the Hyena Chamber of Commerce, there will be a lot of good things in it, prepare a little more gold coins, maybe you will like something!"
Lin Qi took the invitation, and then he felt his fingers sink slightly, this black invitation was actually made of dragon scales, although it was only made of dragon scales of a low-level dragon with mixed blood, but the cost of this invitation was also more than 100,000 gold coins.
"Oh, the cosy suite, the hot bath water, and the beautiful girl! I haven't taken a shower for a month and a half!"
With endless resentment, Kalhan raised his hands hysterically: "Damn the undead, I really don't want to do business with you, but who told you all to be so rich? I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, in order to increase the profit by one percentage point this time, I seduced the little apprentice of the zombie lich! That's an old *** zombie beauty who is old enough to be my father!"
"Really, it's so exciting!" Calhan burped, spat out a strong smell of corpses, and walked out of the parlor with a somewhat nervous hand dance.
Lin Qi looked at Kalhan's back blankly, he was completely shocked by Kalhan's last words. To seduce a little apprentice of a zombie lich for a percentage point of profit? Lin Qi couldn't imagine what a 'magnificent' and 'magnificent' scene it was.
For the sake of gold coins, Lin Qi did not hesitate to be abducted.
But for the sake of gold coins, this kind of Cheng dù can be done, and Lin Qi suddenly found that there was a huge gap between his realm and Kalhan.
After Kalhan left the living room nervously, Lin Qi opened the floor-to-ceiling windows, letting the howling cold wind sweep away the strange smell in the room. The two blood goblins sneakily pushed a small cart out of nowhere, and left with hundreds of bottles of fine wine, and Lin Qi couldn't help but jump out of the corners of his eyes.
These two blood goblins are really ruthless, each bottle of these fine wines is worth more than 10,000 gold coins, and they just took it away without saying a word?
The door to the living room was suddenly pushed open, and Mu Wei walked in through the door yawning. Before she could open her eyes, she sniffled fiercely: "What smell? Why does it stink so much? I smell the smell of the undead, there are undead? What a bold man, how dare an undead appear in the territory of the Temple of the God of War? Who does he think he is?"
Lin Qi couldn't help but have a headache, as the envoy of the God of War Temple, Mu Wei came to Yancheng naturally after negotiating the conditions in the southern mountains yesterday. According to Mu Wei, she will be the supreme archbishop of the God of War Temple in Yancheng in the future, overseeing the religious affairs of the Temple of War in the secular world.
There was originally a huge church dedicated to the god of war in Yancheng, but this strange goddess disliked that the church was not gorgeous and solemn enough, so she followed Lin Qi and his party to the state guesthouse to live, and even lived next door to Lin Qi.
There was a reincarnated goddess sleeping next to his room, this feeling Lin Qi didn't know what others thought, but he only felt awkward, and the pores all over his body seemed to be pricked by needles, which was called an uncomfortable feeling.
Seeing Mu Wei yawning and walking in, Lin Qi smiled bitterly: "Lord Mu Wei, what are you...... Just got up?"