Chapter 183 Lady Bird, what do you see my brother doing?
Chao Gai didn't know that the angels in Bianliang City were running so fast! Even if he heard the news, he couldn't be happy, because he was in trouble at this time. Or encountered something embarrassing, and there was nothing to hide in front of everyone's eyes.
He led his troops across the water in a boat and landed at noon. He personally led 100 people, Guo Sheng, Yu Tai, and Chen Hu led 500 soldiers, divided into two teams and quickly went north. Because everyone rode horses, they traveled more than 100 miles in the afternoon.
The passers-by were sleepy and tired, and there were no people in the surrounding barren mountains and mountains. He stopped his horse in a flat and sheltered place, set up cooking utensils, and waited for Guo Sheng to lead the team to come and set up camp here.
Katsu led people to catch a lot of fish in the river not far away.
Eat grilled fish in the evening! Chao Gai did it himself, skillfully flipped and smelled the fragrance, and heard the praise of the leopard head Lin Chong and the brocade leopard Yang Lin very proudly. can think of the two ladies, and subconsciously sang a song that I miss too much.
This body's voice is rough, low and powerful, with a kind of Daolang's rush. It's nice to sing. Chao Gai thinks so. Lin Chong and Yang Lin, who were attracted by the melody of the novel tune, applauded when they heard it.
Especially Lin Chong has only heard of it, but he has never heard of it, and he has realized that Chao Gai is capable of writing and martial arts, and is versatile, and he is a great good man.
The tune was sung awesomely, and everyone applauded!
That's what happened when it came to singing.
But when Chao Gai sang to the high note, a large number of people and horses came out of the forest, dozens of people, all holding sharp weapons, carrying hunting bows, holding all kinds of pheasants and hares in their hands, and some carrying roe deer and wild boars.
Walking in the front are two people with full body drapes, a burly man, a white-skinned and beautiful woman with long legs, wearing armor and carrying a knife, and a heroic woman, who was attracted by the singing voice and looked directly at the singing Chao Gai.
Chao Gai was watched, and naturally noticed it, and also turned his gaze.
The two looked at each other, their eyes intertwined.
The woman got closer and closer, Chao Gai sang more and more, and the two never took their eyes off. In the afterlife, it is definitely the rhythm of "what do you see" and "what do you do".
Until the end of the song, Chao Gai coughed a few times, ready to ask where it was!
How do you know that Li Kui next to him has long been impatient, and he jumped out and pointed at the woman and yelled, "Bird girl, what do you think my brother is doing?" Can't you take a fancy to him"?
This black man provoked the woman with one sentence, and he took out his double knives and cut it, the most bizarre thing was not to cut Li Kui, but to go straight to Chao Gai's head and chop.
This scene came too suddenly, and Su Ding, Lin Chong, Yang Lin and others did not expect it.
Chao Gai scolded Li Kui, your uncle, looking at the knife, it is impossible to be cut. Hurriedly grabbed the big soup spoon next to him and went up in a flirtatious style.
Bang, the woman was shocked back half a step and stepped on the stone, because the center of gravity was unstable, her body shook, and she almost fell on her back, and there were several big stones on the ground next to her, and the woman would definitely burst her brain if she fell.
Chao Gai said "be careful", and quickly grabbed the other party's wrist and pulled it into his arms, and the woman avoided danger, but crashed into his arms.
It's just like this, you hold me with one hand, I hold you, one person holds a soup spoon and one person holds a knife in the other hand, and the posture is weird and hugs each other.
Lin Chong, Yang Lin, Lu Fang and other guards who were about to get up around were all dumbfounded. The big man in the hunting party stopped calling out, his movements stiffening. Everyone looked at this somewhat discordant picture in unison.
The scene was quiet and the atmosphere was weird!
"Girl...... are you alright?" Chao Gai became the object of focus, and looked at the woman in his arms, one head and two big, and asked stubbornly.
"Don't panic, girl, blame this black guy for not being polite, rushing into the girl, I'll teach him a hard lesson when I turn around, and don't listen to his."
It's okay not to say it, this speech, the woman in her arms raised her head and glared at Chao Gai, then took two steps back, pointed a knife at him, and gritted her teeth: "Well, you are a disciple, you have the ability to compete with your aunt and grandmother right away." ”
"Girl, don't be aggressive, you cut me like crazy." Chao Gai's face darkened, and he felt that the woman's head was a little abnormal.
Peeking eyes up and down at the woman, the figure is at least 1.7 meters or more, the delicate facial features are inlaid on the face of the melon seeds, the face of an angel, and the figure of a devil. Young and energetic, she is indeed a great beauty, but her head is not good!
"Little sister, don't mess around!" The big man hurriedly rushed over and grabbed the woman to dissuade him, but how could he persuade him.
"You are full of obscene words and indecent manners, and you don't want to leave this place without giving an explanation today." The woman looked at Chao Gai viciously, walked quickly to a jujube red horse, turned over on the horse, and drew two knives.
Chao Gai's face was hot and a little annoyed, and he pointed at the woman with a soup spoon and scolded: "Damn, I recruited whoever provoked whom, sang a little song in the barren mountains and mountains, and became a disciple." If Lao Tzu hadn't saved you, he would have met you, a crazy woman? ”
"Hmph, this girl, my brother is upright and upright, how can I let you slander?" Lin Chong, who had always been good-tempered, had a gloomy face and clenched the Zhangba Snake Spear. Su Ding, Yang Lin, and Lu Fang all showed up their guys.
More than 100 thugs scattered silently, gradually surrounding dozens of people on the other side.
The big man noticed the abnormality, and carefully observed that this group of people were all wearing armor and soap robes, fully armed, like regular soldiers, and knew that the other party was not annoying and could not be provoked, so he hurriedly waved his hand at Chao Gai and shouted.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have no malicious intent, we have something to say, and we have something to say."
After that, he shouted at the woman who was expecting to be on the way: "You dead girl, you only know how to fight and kill all day long, and you don't have a temper? ”
"Brother, you also saw it, he hugged and touched, spread the word, what face does the little sister have to meet people?" The woman on the horse blushed to the base of her neck, and her face was full of grief and indignation: "If he doesn't give an explanation, this matter is not over." ”
"What do you want to explain, you crazy woman? How did you ever think of this? Chao Gai felt a pain in his head and secretly scolded himself for not meddle in his affairs.
"Hmph, that's true!" The woman's apricot eyes widened, and she gritted her teeth and said word by word: "The little girl likes to dance with guns and sticks since she was a child, and she has learned a good martial arts. So far, I have never met an opponent, and I have sworn an oath. If a man is better than the two swords in my hand, I will marry him willingly. ”
Then she pulled out another knife and pointed at Chao Gai: "You guy, listen well, men and women don't kiss, but you hug and hug me, and I have a reason to say anything." Come and fight with me, and if you win me, I'll marry you, and if you can't fight, let me cut you a few times. ”
"Damn, aren't you a Lalang match?" Chao Gai looked at the woman blankly, and always felt that her face was full of determination, and the words she said gritted her teeth seemed to be forced. Seeing that the other party's eyes were wrong, he reached out and touched his chin and froze.
Nima, what about Lao Tzu's beard?
He was puzzled for a moment, and then it suddenly dawned on him that he got up in the early morning and was busy wearing his whole body to go to the barracks to rendezvous, and he forgot to paste a fake beard, so he had this catastrophe. A crazy woman who came out of nowhere was so upside down?
"Dengzi, get on the horse and fight with me." The woman moved her war horse back and forth, shouting at Chao Gai, not listening to the dissuasion of the big man.
Chao Gai felt bitter in his heart, he had just come out of Chaojiazhuang, but he didn't want to cause trouble. Especially if you don't want to provoke women. The two eyebrows in the family were angry, but they did it like this. Ouch, what's going on!
"Girl, impulsiveness is the devil, and there is something to say. His name is Chao Da, and he already has a wife in his family, and he is almost thirty and six, and his health is not ......."
"Bah, Hugh has to lie to me!" The woman interrupted him directly.
"I have a wife at home who is not suitable, I have a brother named Xiao Wenhou Lu Fang......"
Chao Gai hurriedly pulled the handsome Lu Fang over, but before he finished speaking, the woman's eyes almost exploded, and she slapped her horse and screamed: "You disciple, don't humiliate me, eat me first." ”
"The times are not good, the passing year is not good, give me the stall!" Chao Gai saw that the woman was really coming, so he immediately rushed out of the stall and quickly ordered.
And the woman had already slapped her horse and killed her, staring at Chao Gai with a pair of bloodshot eyes, and slashing her head with two knives in her hands, without showing any mercy.
"Girl, don't do it, don't do it, I admit defeat, I admit defeat." Chao Gai didn't want to use force with women, but when the knife came, he could only dodge. It's too late, it's too fast, and he flashed his twin knives sideways, shouting loudly.
"Throw in the towel? Then stop and let me cut a few knives, kill you, and my aunt and grandmother will go to the government to pay for their lives. "That woman has an extremely strong personality, her apricot eyes are wide open, and she chases Chao Gai with a row of horses and knives, gritting her teeth and slashing with a knife.
Chao Gai's body was flexible, and he dodged the double knives sideways, and persuaded him bitterly. However, it was useless at all, so he could only jump left and right to dodge and avoid.
The woman rode on her horse and shouted and scolded, chasing and killing everywhere.
The two hundred and eighty people watched the funny scene of the man carrying the soup spoon.
"! Why didn't my brother fight back? Li Kui stared at the bull's eye and shouted loudly.
"Isn't it the trouble you?" Su Ding glared at Li Kui and scolded angrily. If it weren't for this bastard, how could he provoke this crazy woman.
Seeing that Han Shizhong was not there, Li Kui wanted to go back, but when he saw Ji Sheng, Lin Chong, and Yang Lin glaring angrily, they were so frightened that they didn't dare to speak.
At this time, the big man strode over, his upright face full of apologies: "Hey, everyone, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, this is really a misunderstanding." ”
He saw that Chao Gai was dignified and upright, but he just dodged and dodged. Knowing that his little sister was not in danger, he was also relieved. It's just that when this kind of thing happens, you always have to have an explanation for offending others.
"My little sister has a hot personality since she was a child, and no one dares to marry her. Recently, I was forced to marry by my family, and I was not happy, so I caused a misunderstanding. ”
"Misunderstanding? That bird lady is a ...... with a knife."
"Iron Bull, Hugh is talking nonsense!" Lin Chong and Su Ding grabbed Li Kui and took off the double axe from his waist, for fear that this guy would cause a big disaster.
There's no need to make an enemy over a trivial matter!
Jin Leopard Yang Lin has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years and has rich experience, and quietly waved his hand to let the team put away the guy style, and pulled the big man in a big way: "This strong man, we are a foreign caravan, I don't know where this place is?" ”
"Oh, the boundary of Yunzhou, more than ten miles ahead is Dulonggang."
……
A few people are talking here, and they are still chasing and killing over there.
The Chao family army is listless, who can compare the martial arts of their own leader? But those people dressed as bankers made a fuss and babbled.