Chapter Fifty-Eight: All the Crew Plays Fine
In fact, Li Shiyi still deliberately said this to the swallowing clam, he decided when Li Caixia persuaded him to throw away the toad, after dawn tomorrow, he planned to spend half a day knocking the toad out in advance, and then run at full speed to a place far enough to throw the toad far away. Although it is safer to kill it directly, Li Shiyi feels that this toad... It seems that there is no need to rush to kill them all. What's more, Lao Gu taught him a way to effectively prevent retaliation without killing.
So now time is running out, I have to play some child's play on this toad and see if I can get some benefits.
The rest of the people were all drama spirits, and when they heard Li Shiyi's sentence "I'll go to Senior Gu in two days", they understood that it was time to start their real performance.
Li Dongxi was the first to turn his head and grab the words: "Brother Eleven, although Senior Gu takes special care of us, and because you saved him by chance, he will meet all your requirements." But he gave you a stick, and he gave you a spirit, and he helped me grow my left hand again, and the seven of us have now received too much favor from his old man. What he likes is that a few of us have nothing to do to see him, I don't think it's good for us to trouble his old man anymore for this kind of trivial matter. This little toad is bragging and bragging about it, what did you say about the spirit weapon dagger just now, we can't see clearly, whether there are two or not. Later, why swallow the sky and swallow everything, if the sky can really be swallowed, can it let you hold it? According to me, just chop it and try it. ”
Li Shiyi deliberately took out a spirit spirit and played with it in his hand at this moment, "Oh, that's right, how can you ask an immortal to help deal with a little toad, Gu seniors came to our place where birds don't to live in seclusion, and they can't make trouble for his old man, I'll chop up the toad in a while." Besides, if you really go to find Senior Gu, I'm afraid that before you reach his immortal mansion, the howling dog he raised will have to rush out and swallow this little toad directly when it smells the smell of demon beasts. At that time, we won't be able to get anything, not to mention anything, in case the roaring dog eats a bad stomach, Senior Gu will start a fire to destroy this little toad's soul, and it will affect our relationship with Senior Gu. ”
Captain Tiger said: "I think it's better to go directly to Senior Gu, let's speed up tomorrow, hurry up at dawn, and arrive at night." This broken toad has such a big tone, what if it's true, it's better to hand it over to the ruthless people to clean up. Even if Xiaotian is really allowed to eat it, with the strength of his predecessors, a bone may be able to bring this toad back to life. Dongxi, how many years have you forgotten that your arm has been broken, Senior Gu reached out and touched it, and it grew back in three days? ”
"But, Xiaotian has always chewed and crushed bones when he eats bones!" Li Wanyang also came to join in the fun.
"It's, Senior Gu can still turn that toad back, believe it or not. Otherwise, let's make a bet, let's go over tomorrow and let Xiao Tian swallow this broken toad first. The more Captain Tiger talked, the more excited he became, and he was completely into the play.
Just found a place that is more suitable as a temporary camp for the night, Li Shiyi wanted to pull it, and it was completely boundless to blow it again, but he really couldn't bear it. It's actually good to brag so happily after just experiencing a battle, and even Li Renjia and Li Renyi quickly joined the braggart and were very happy. Li Shiyi felt that he could frame some good things anyway, and if he couldn't frame it, he would forget it, so he stuck the stick upside down on the ground and began to get busy with the work of the camp.
The more everyone talked about it, the more disgusting it became, and Li Shiyi wanted to take the scarf out of the ring and wrap it around it to prevent him from vomiting again for a while.
"You're almost done, the more you talk, the more disgusting it becomes. Senior Gu does have a lot of cruel methods to torture demon beasts, but it's not as disgusting as you say. Just don't fight, I'll send a signal to Senior Gu, two or three hundred miles away, Senior Gu will come in the blink of an eye, everything will be up to his old man. Li Shiyi never expected that in the end they still took Li Caixia badly, this girl also said that she would enter the play when she started acting, and at this moment she took out fireworks and lit a fire. Fortunately, he was stopped by Li Wanyang, he and Li Dongxi belonged to the faction that wanted to stew this little toad on the spot and not bother Gu seniors, so it was reasonable to come to stop it at this moment.
Soon, under the division of the three-to-three camp, everyone was fighting for red faces while setting up a temporary camp for tonight. Several times Li Caixia almost quietly lit the signal fireworks, Li Dongxi could always rush out at the right time and hold Li Caixia's jade hand with an intoxicated face, but asked Li Caixia righteously: "Why are you embarrassed to trouble people for three days and two ends, is it because you are the best-looking?" ”
"My mother has been raised by her predecessors since she was a child, unlike some people, when she was a child, she bullied other people's divine beasts every day, and she also bit the tail of other people's divine beasts. If it weren't for the fact that Senior Gu was afraid that you would be killed by Xiaotian, you would ignore you at that time. In fact, there are always one or two points true in what everyone says, for example, Li Dongxi really went to Li Caixia's house to fight with her dog when he was a child, and bit the dog's tail, so scared that every time the dog saw Li Dongxi, he ran away with his tail between his legs. Urine is scared everywhere, which makes Li Caixia hate Li Dongxi very much when she was a child.
At this moment, acting for the toad in the eyes of everyone has become a very fun game, and the people who play are engrossed, sincere, and happy. The people who were thinking about the lines on the side were already so happy that they were about to suffocate their internal injuries. Li Shiyi felt that it was almost over, and now it was the right thing to confirm whether this broken toad was really that stupid, and it would delay the trip a little longer. Because Li Shiyi had just thought about it, he still felt that he should send this broken toad away as soon as possible, and he was too reckless in catching the toad.
Li Shiyi prayed while pulling the silk thread down for the Swallowing Clam, this guy was really scared, so he had been shaking his only hind legs that were cold outside the silk thread just now.
"Quack~ Mom, I'm going home! Quack~"This broken toad actually cried?。。。
Everyone didn't expect that their playful acting skills really deceived this little guy, looking at its pitiful appearance, everyone even felt a little guilty. But I want to laugh out loud ...
"Eh, little toad, don't cry. I let you go, just to give you a chance. As you can see, we have to find a way to clean you up. But, looking at your poor feelings, I still want you to go home to find your mother. Li Shiyi looked like a strange uncle coaxing little Lori, and the black and white face looked at it in the night that had just fallen, which made others feel a little crazy, but fortunately, they got used to it. The key little toad didn't seem to care about Li Shiyi's appearance at all.
"Quack, really? Why don't you call that Gu senior to fry me and feed it to the dog? Tears were still dripping down the sticks.
"Really, have you ever seen a human lie?"
"I've never seen you, you're the first human I've ever seen, but I've heard that you humans do love to lie."
"That's all your parents lied to you, when I was a child, my parents lied to me that children who don't sleep during the day will be captured by the big bad wolf." Li Shiyi just finished speaking, in fact, he was worried that he had said the wrong thing, while saying that human beings can't lie, and on the other hand, he said that he was deceived by his parents when he was a child, but fortunately, this stupid toad didn't react.
"Haha, you're stupid. That must be a lie, how dare a guy as weak as a wolf approach you humans. ”
"Isn't it, I just found out recently. Hahaha"
"Then you promise, I really won't let that divine dog eat me, and even if I do, I'm not allowed to go back and eat it again." The little toad's eyes were filled with tears again, and he looked at Li Shiyi pitifully. Li Shiyi glanced at Captain Tiger with disgust on his face, he could think of such disgusting tricks, I am afraid that this will not leave any psychological shadow on the little toad. Captain Tiger pretended not to notice Li Shiyi's gaze to the sky, and said in his mouth: "It may rain tonight", which turned into "Dogs are like that" in Li Shiyi's ears.
"I promise, as long as you don't go west, you won't be able to touch Senior Gu and the Roaring Sky Dog."
"Really, that's good, you let me go, I miss my mother."
Li Shiyi suddenly had a little doubt, could it be that he was "calculated".
"I definitely want to let you go, but not all of my buddies seem to agree."
"Then I'll fulfill your wish, you let me go"
Li Shiyi was a little speechless, originally he wanted the little toad to take out the Neidan or dagger by himself and then look at the situation and talk about the conditions, but he didn't expect this guy to pretend to be a dragon.
"Okay, then you can give me one: white skin, beautiful and long legs, gentle and lovely, and beautiful soul; Slender waist delicate milk peach buttocks, virtuous and sensible and sincere. Woman! Be my wife. ”
Everyone was shocked, what a wish? The little toad didn't expect Li Shiyi to actually want this.
"It's my turn, it's my time, I want my family to be healthy, live a long life, have endless good things to eat every day, and the environment of the best home can be as good as this forest, and by the way, the people I like also like me." Li Dongxi hurriedly ran over and began to make a wish, and everyone was even more speechless, this is really a wish, in other words, this wish is not one.
"Do you have any misunderstanding of what I mean? I mean you can beg me to give you what you want! Quack"
"I really want the perfect wife!" Li Shiyi looked at the little toad very firmly.
“。。。。。。 What Uncle Ben means is that you can choose one of these things that you like. Then the little toad began to open its mouth and spit out piles of things, and after a while, everyone was full of gold, silver, jewelry, spirit grass and spirit fruits, and even some strange weapons and other things.
Everyone was surprised for two seconds when they saw these glittering things appear in front of them, and after only two seconds of amazement that this little toad was really a walking storage bag, they began to really pick and choose what they wanted among a large number of things. Li Shiyi carefully probed among these things one by one through his spiritual sense, and found that most of these things actually had no spiritual power fluctuations. Gold and silver jewelry, in particular, is useless except for good looks, because the guards do not use money at all. Everyone is almost the same, except for Li Caixia who picked out a pair of good-looking earrings and held them in her hands, everyone is most interested in weapons. Li Renjia and Li Renyi took a fancy to a jeweled sword, and after testing the sharpness and material in their hands, they didn't seem to be particularly satisfied.
"We can't look at these things" Li Shiyi put everything into the ring with a calm face, and then turned his head to look at the little toad, with an expression that you will change another batch of goods for me.
Everyone, including the little toad, was dumbfounded, could they still operate like this?
"But you've got everything, huh? The other three still have it in their hands! ”
"Give it back to you." Li Renjia and Li Renyi hurriedly threw their swords in front of the little toad, and Li Caixia also put down the box of the pair of earrings.