Chapter 311: Hairy thighs
Time flies, and it's the next day in a blink of an eye!
On the occasion of the three poles of the sun, Chao Gai was full of red light, refreshed, humming proudly "Waves, waves", and returned to his small courtyard with a few food boxes. Inexplicably remembered the scene of dying with the talented girl Li Qingzhao last night, and couldn't help but smile evilly, smashing his mouth to reminisce about the beauty of the woman.
It's just that there is always joy and sadness!
As soon as he stepped into the room, he saw several ladies gathered together, as if discussing strategic principles, but when he saw that he had returned, he suddenly shut up and stopped talking. Turning their heads in unison, they all twisted their eyebrows and stared, and everyone's faces were not good.
Chao Gai sensed that the atmosphere was wrong, but his suspicious inquiry was perfunctory. Inadvertently collided with Li Qingzhao's sly gaze.
Last night, a scene resurfaced in front of me, the man likes the mature charm of the woman, and the woman seems to be a little, and the two tossed until the early hours of the morning. The woman fell apart, walked against the wall, gritted her teeth and said, "Wait for me",
Is it that you are unrelenting and too arrogant?
Could it be that a woman pulls foreign aid, and the retribution comes so quickly?
Chao Gai secretly said that it was bad, and he couldn't help but feel weak when he thought of being tossed again. I didn't want to take a step, and I didn't know if the food box in my hand was picked up.
Li Qingzhao seemed to be able to guess what Chao Gai was thinking, and smiled meaningfully. got up and pulled him to sit on the main seat, put the meat porridge and peeled the eggs and handed it over: "Husband, let's eat!" Although rest assured, it is not for you. There are always a few days a month when women are inconvenient, and they need to be discussed. You interrupt halfway, and when the plan is perfect, you will understand that it will not be too ruthless! ”
"Won't it be too ruthless?" Chao Gai was shocked again when he heard these five words, and looked at Li Qingzhao who was smiling lightly, like a succubus in disguise. Women hold grudges! It seems that my future life will be a bit bumpy!
He was sorrowful and the ladies rejoiced, and discussed in front of them what to do in the future, and what to do, anyway, how to deal with someone.
Inadvertently led to a union of ladies!
Chao Gai's face twitched, looking up at the sky outside, as if it had suddenly darkened!
Just after the Duanyang Festival, the festive atmosphere of Kechaojiazhuang lasted for three or two days. Until the end of the rotation in the workshop, workshop, military camp and other places, he gradually recovered as before. The city is still bustling with caravans.
On the day of the end of the dragon boat race, the Jinsha River Wharf once again came and went. The fleet of grain ships from Bianliang City is huge, and the transaction has been going on. The peak of cattle and sheep in the market town gradually declined, and it entered the off-season with hot weather. Pergolas were built everywhere, and the purchase of cattle and sheep in the north was slowed down......
The two eunuchs were bombarded with numerous sugar-coated shells and fell down after drinking too much. The plan to declare war on Yangsan was interrupted, and Zhiduoxing Wu Yong could only visit the door, and it was an indispensable gift, and the Jeju was really a-stirring stick.
Chao Gai didn't bother to care about this, mainly because he didn't want to see two dead eunuchs. said that he was accompanied by a few ladies at home because of the wind and cold, and in addition to secretly ordering the preparation of actual combat drills, he did not leave the house and trained as usual.
Only the troubles of the lady gradually appeared.
Where he even slept was arranged by his wives clearly, compared to where he was tonight and where he was going tomorrow night, he couldn't mess around, and he couldn't go away. The beautiful name says that "the family has family rules, and if you don't follow the rules, you can't make a square circle."
If everybody follows the rules, that's fine! The point is that Madame will intrude, or support everywhere, as if it were a war. Fortunately, several ladies still love him very much, not only will they not squeeze him hard, but they will care for him and prepare great supplements every day.
Chao Gai can be regarded as realizing that the talented girl Li Qingzhao has a strong and grudgeful temperament, usually dignified and elegant, virtuous and generous, and her personality is even stranger than her sister.
But this is what he provoked, so what can he do?
Until the ninth day of the fifth month, it is an auspicious day of the zodiac!
Since its establishment, the Sixth Army has nearly 4,000 personnel and more than 100 warships, large and small. In the past, some of them were stationed at the Jinsha River Wharf. The other part is to conduct large-scale training at the Shijie Village Navy Base.
And yesterday at nightfall, the team assembled.
There is no way, Chaojiazhuang wants to use troops against Shuibo Liangshan!
There was not the slightest rumor leaking, and even the soldiers were temporary. For example, hundreds of elites of the forbidden army were woken up in their sleep and followed with their whole bodies draped.
Zhao Wanli, the commander of the soldiers and horses, was taught a lesson last time, and he never dared to return to the city again. was also dragged out of bed by someone, and became a general in the army.
Zhao Dujian, who was originally disturbed and had good dreams and emotions, was annoyed in his heart, but he didn't dare to attack. The people who dragged him were Po Han Wu, Han Shizhong, Sai Rengui and Guo Sheng. He couldn't beat anyone, and he knew that the war was going on.
Since arriving at the Jinsha Military Pier, there has been a faint speculation about the assembly of more than 100 warships. Chao Gai, the commander of Jeju's soldiers and horses, wanted to send troops to attack Yangsan.
Or a night attack on Liangshan! Zhao Wanli knew the art of war, and he was excited when he understood it. Especially the very realistic scarecrows on the side of the boat. This trick is also very familiar, as if it came from some kind of allusion.
But Zhao Dujian is a fledgling and doesn't know much.
However, he guessed correctly, Chao Gai was indeed going to attack Shuibo Liangshan at night. Liangshan was caught off guard, not to mention the instant elimination, but it was also victorious.
The main purpose is to show determination to the outside world and make this scene sufficient.
The Chao family army came one after another, and there were more than 3,000 people.
Chao Gai personally put on armor and went into battle, gathered the team to assign tasks, and made a declaration of departure, telling the ship not to make noise, and those who violated the order would be killed.
He led his generals to board the ships and fight for the water at night.
More than 100 warships, large and small, except for sailors paddling, all squatted on the deck. All of them were wearing leather armor or paper armor, and no one said a word, and it was quiet. Only the scarecrows stood on either side of the ship, very formidable.
In the dark night, there was only the sound of the water rippling.
A 400-ingredient swordfish boat is the flagship of the fleet.
Chao Gai's eyesight is far beyond that of ordinary people, and he can almost see at night in the dark at close range. I looked away from my wife's bumpy figure, and I felt that it was an eyesore. Motioned to the neatly draped woman with small feet to go to the cabin to recuperate.
Look, what a lofty excuse!
When Zhao Wanli, the commander of the soldiers and horses, saw this scene, he wanted to step forward and grab Chao Gai's neck and ask, wouldn't it be child's play to bring a few ladies to fight? It's just Hu Sanniang who looks at it again. Huazi, Yelu's sharp gaze did not dare. There is a female soldier in Chaojiazhuang, and they are all fierce.
Some time ago, there was a friendship competition!
The same number of 300 forbidden troops were wiped out by a group of women. The other party only fell more than 100 people, and the name of the Tiger Girl Battalion spread. Not to mention that the forbidden army did not dare to underestimate it, even the armies of the Chao family army did not dare to despise it.
It is said that those female generals are superb in martial arts!
Zhao Wanli came to Chaojiazhuang for a while and learned not to deal with it with common sense.
The night is dark, and the night sky is dark!
On the way, more than 100 warships had too big a target, and they sailed into the water from the Jinsha River and then divided into three parts. There are no lights on the boat, and it is all up to the feeling of navigating through the harbor. Due to the raid, it is impossible to make a noise, and the speed is not fast.
If you are not a sailor who is not familiar with the terrain, you will definitely get lost in the night voyage, and you will not be able to do it so quietly. Zhao Wanli saw the fleet move freely with his own eyes, and gave an assessment like a military expert.
Until it's dark!
Zhao Wanli looked at the boundless water pool all around, the water mist rose like a dream, and it became thicker and thicker, a piece of clear water, and the scenery was very beautiful.
It's like a fairyland on earth! He was shocked in his heart but also a little excited, the outline of the giant island in the distance was getting closer and closer, and he didn't meet a strong man along the way. As long as you can get close to the raid, you can directly pacify Liangshan.
As long as he can make a contribution, his uncle can turn into a civil official. At that time, his career will be smooth sailing.
But just when Zhao Wanli wanted to get into it.
The fog was too thick, and Chao Gai gave the order to retreat quietly. The cries of water birds were frequent, and the large and small ships turned their rudders one after another, which also brought back Zhao Dujian's thoughts.
"Chief, why don't you go all out and kill it!" Zhao Wanli was so eager to make meritorious contributions that he forgot the military order, and got up to look at Chao Gai, who was half-squatting and waving.
Chao Gai "I'm leaning", swish, directly ran over and pulled Zhao Wanli's pants down, click, the pants were directly ripped off, and the two hairy thighs were exposed to the morning mist. The red boxers of the bag are obviously from Chaojiazhuang Garment Spinning.
Fortunately, because of inertia, Zhao Wanli's body was short and low. With a whoosh, a spear flew through the mist and shot over his helmet, and with a pop, it was nailed to the cabin, and the barrel of the gun buzzed.
"Damn it, retreat, retreat!" Chao Gai scolded and dragged Zhao Wanli down. I didn't care about hiding it now, and I shouted loudly at the top of my voice.
At this moment, the roars from the left and right directions were like thunderbolts: "Wow, the heroes of Liangshan touched Tiandu to move here, children, kill me." ”
"Well, Liangshan heroes, the eighteenth Taibao and the thirteenth Taibao king are here."
The sound of gongs in the water mist, shouting to kill the sky, is rapidly approaching. There were enemies on all sides, and it was obvious that the strongmen of Shuibo Liangshan had set up ambushes.
"Ah, there is an ambush and there is a ......" Zhao Wanli held his head in both hands and screamed in fright. Chao Gai gave him a mouth directly, almost pinching his neck directly.
It's such a waste, and he is still a prisoner of soldiers and horses!
"Leave them alone, retreat!" Chao Gai yelled at the hatred that iron does not become steel.
In the vast mist, only the bowstring fluttered frequently.
Immediately afterward, a rain of whizzing arrows spread to the sky, and the scarecrows standing on either side of the selection were filled with arrows, some nailed to the cabin board.
"Ah, my legs."
"Ah, my legs!"
Two terrible screams sounded almost at the same time, one was Chao Gai shouting at the top of his throat, and the other was him pinching Zhao Wanli's thigh, the latter's throat almost jumped the pole, and tears were about to fall in pain.
It's like a signal!
The wails of "my legs" and "my shoulders" on thirty or forty warships, large and small, came and went, penetrating the thick mist and spreading in all directions.
The three women, Li Qingwan, Li Shishi, and Li Qingzhao, who were hiding in the cabin, listened to the shouts and killings outside, and knew that it was a drill but nervously held their weapons. They didn't dare to take their heads, and they heard that their men had said that there was a certain danger.
"Withdraw, withdraw!" Chao Gai pinched Zhao Wanli's leg and swollen before he gave up. I kept squatting on the ground and shouting to retreat, but fortunately, I retreated quickly before.
The sailors paddled like arrows from a string!
There was a vast fog behind him, and it was impossible to see how many enemies there were. But the arrows continued, and the shouting of killing shook the sky: "Kill, kill!" Don't let the officers and soldiers run away! ”