Linghu Yaya didn't mind Zhang Chu's bad luck for her, she encouraged Zhang Chu vigorously: "Brother Zhang Chu, you can calculate it for me, don't worry, my brother and I are both hard-working, and there will be no problems." ”

Zhang Chu muttered: "Actually, I rarely tell fortunes to people in high realms. ”

"I know that once a person cultivates, the qi on his body will affect his physiognomy and become difficult to measure, but if I don't defend against you, you should be able to see it, right?"

Zhang Chu muttered in his heart, what the hell is not defending.

In fact, Ling Hu Yaya's words are right, cultivators of high realms mainly have their own qi that can affect the Heavenly Dao, so sometimes they can't be calculated.

But Zhang Chu is different, he doesn't just look at his face, he has many other ways to tell fortunes.

So Zhang Chu said: "Then tell me first, what do you want to count." ”

Linghu Yaya tilted her head and thought about it, and then said, "Then it's a marriage!" ”

Zhang Chu nodded and gave Linghu Yaya a glass of wine: "Thinking about what you want to calculate, dip your fingers in the wine, and write a word on the table at will." ”

After Zhang Chu said this, Linghu Yaya immediately put her finger in the wine glass, thought slightly, and wrote the word "laugh" on the table.

Her words look just like her person, chubby and a little baby fat.

Zhang Chu only glanced at this word, and then looked strange: "You are calculating this for yourself?" ”

Linghu Yaya immediately said: "Anyway, according to this word, let's count the marriage." ”

Zhang Chu stared at the word "laugh" for a long time before saying: "Girls who love to laugh will not be too pregnant." ”

"Are you saying I'm lucky? Hahaha, so to speak, using this word, the marriage is not bad? Linghu Yaya seemed to be very happy.

But Zhang Chu added: "The pregnancy I am talking about is the pregnancy of pregnancy, not luck." ”

Hearing Zhang Chu say this, Ling Hu Yaya's expression instantly froze on her face.

Immediately afterwards, Ling Hu Yaya said incredulously: "Brother Zhang Chu, don't be joking, what's the ...... How is it possible to get pregnant! ”

Ling Hu Ce became annoyed all of a sudden, he looked at Ling Hu Yaya, gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "Ling-Hu-Ya-Ya!" ”

Linghu Yaya was also unhappy, she turned her head to look at her brother: "What are you yelling at?" ”

Ling Huce said angrily: "Okay, I can't control you, can I?" How old are you this year, and you have something to do with pregnancy, saying, who is that man? ”

Linghu Yaya also said angrily: "It's just that Brother Zhang Chu counted his life, and it didn't happen, what are you doing with such big eyes?" ”

"Can you get pregnant for no reason? You've got a boyfriend for sure! Linghuce shouted.

Linghu Yaya rolled her eyes: "I am with you every day, do I have a boyfriend, don't you know?" ”

"Who knows if you've ever gone out alone at night to fool around!" Ling Huce said.

Linghu Yaya said angrily: "You are enough, maybe Brother Zhang Chu is joking, besides, I don't know if this matter is accurate." ”

Ling Huce immediately looked at Zhang Chu: "Brother Zhang Chu, everyone says that you are very accurate in fortune-telling, you tell me, when will my sister be pregnant, is it a boy or a girl?" When I grow up, I should be called uncle or aunt. ”

"By the way, the key is, who is that man, I want to see who my sister is with me every day, who has so much ability to eat my sister's melon under my nose."

Without waiting for Zhang Chu to speak, Linghu Yaya said angrily: "Linghu Ce! You don't talk nonsense here! ”

Then, Linghu Yaya looked at Zhang Chu: "Brother Zhang Chu, you can explain." ”

Zhang Chu looked at the word and said: "The word laughing, originally it didn't mean to be pregnant, but the strokes written by your sister are very strange, with bamboo characters, as if two children are holding hands." ”

"That means you're still twins."

"Huh?" Linghu Yaya's eyes widened: "Isn't that to be raised well?" ”

But Zhang Chu shook his head: "No, no, no, I won't be raised, and I won't be born." ”

"Why?" Linghu Yaya asked.

Zhang Chu said: "You see, below this laughing word, is the word '夭', the word 夭, which not only means premature death, but also means evil. ”

"Could it be a youkai's child!" Linghu Yaya asked.

Zhang Chu didn't answer, but looked at Linghu Yaya and smiled: "You answer me a question first." ”

"What's the problem?" Linghu Yaya asked.

At this time, Zhang Chu said: "When you wrote this word, who was you thinking about? ”

Hu Yaya looked embarrassed on the spot.

But soon, she scratched her head: "Brother Zhang Chu, that's even more wrong, what I was thinking at the time was that I would see when my brother could find me a sister-in-law." ”

"It's my brother's marriage!"

"Could it be that my brother is going to send twins with my future sister-in-law?"

When Linghu Yaya said this, Linghu Ce was stunned on the spot: "You count me as ??? ”

Linghu Yaya immediately rolled her eyes: "Yes, what I want to do is to help you ask, see when you can have a girlfriend, and you are still yelling at me!" ”

Ling Huce scratched his head: "However, I don't have a girlfriend either, how can I get my family pregnant." ”

Zhang Chu smiled, he looked at Ling Huce: "No, no, no, it's not about getting someone else pregnant, it's about you getting pregnant." ”

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At the scene, the expressions of several people were stunned at the same time.

Even the mutton in the mouth of the hot pot didn't swallow it, and he was also dumbfounded.

Finally, Ling Hu Ce's face hurt: "Brother Zhang Chu, don't make fun of me." ”

Linghu Yaya was also speechless: "Brother Zhang Chu, then you might as well say that I will be pregnant with twins to make people believe it." ”

Zhang Chu didn't explain too much, he just said: "Anyway, you two should be careful lately, don't explore some unknown places indiscriminately, otherwise, if your brother is pregnant with twins and has to have a baby, it will be very troublesome." ”

……

Ling Huce lowered his head and began to eat mutton frantically, it was obvious that he didn't believe that he could get pregnant.

Man, how can you get pregnant, now this world is not the daughter country in Journey to the West, you can get pregnant by drinking the water of the Zimu River.

If there is such a place, then those infertile hospitals will simply close down.

Linghu Yaya also erased the word "laugh" on the table, no longer thinking about it, she also felt that Zhang Chu's fortune-telling results this time were quite outrageous.

You've seen my brother in front of you, and said he's going to get pregnant, but you've never seen this kind of fortune teller.

In the end, after the meal was eaten, the two fox brothers and sisters said goodbye to Zhang Chu.

Zhang Chu took Long Xingtu, hot pot and Yang Xiaowu, and returned to Jinling.

After Zhang Chu left, the two Linghu brothers and sisters looked at the direction in which Zhang Chu and they left, and were silent for a long time.

Finally, Ling Huce said, "It seems that we have to be a little more careful lately. ”

"Yes, I heard that Brother Zhang Chu's fortune telling has never made a mistake, and he can see at a glance that what I have in mind is your business."

"Knowing that my brother is a boy, and saying it so confidently, you may be pregnant, it seems that my brother may really have something."

Ling Huce thought for a moment, and then said: "Let go of a wood mouse, if we are safe, the wood mouse will not make any moves, if the two of us are in trouble, the wood mouse will go to Brother Zhang Chu." ”

As he spoke, a wood mouse carved of mahogany appeared in Ling Huce's hand.

He whispered a few words in the ear of the wood mouse, and then let the wood mouse go, and the wood mouse went straight to the sewer and went down.

"Let's go too." The two Linghu brothers and sisters also left.