Chapter 825: Chameleon (Asking for Votes)

"Hurry up!" Leo shouted, and walked along the road with little white Yaowu.

When the pedestrians on the road saw him, especially Xiaobai's super dog-legged huge body behind him, and its eyes glared, revealing a murderous expression, they were all frightened and hurriedly dodged, for fear of provoking this uncle.

If nothing else, its newly-grown, spear-like fangs alone were enough to make people retreat. Not to mention that it walked, and dangled that huge friendless ass, rampage. You know, just now a carriage accidentally passed by, and it was almost overturned by its big ass.

Behind them, Lorraine walked up slowly with a few beautiful girls who were as beautiful as huā and captivated the country and the city.

As they walked, they leisurely looked at the scenery on both sides of the road. It's still winter, but the temperature has risen a lot compared to the previous days.

The sun is high in the sky, and the people who are basking are a little lazy.

In the past few days, I have been fighting at high intensity, and I have no time to rest at all, and it is rare to have a chance to breathe.

In front of them, a straight avenue led straight to the city gate in the distance. On the outer wall of the gate was painted a large crescent motif.

And next to it, in the words of Douda, it is written January Hwaseong, a few words. Those words are carved on the bluestone city wall, and they can be clearly seen even if they are miles away.

The lake where they hide in Lorraine is called Silver Moon Lake.

The lake is huge, with an area of more than 50,000 square kilometers. The average depth is more than 700 meters. The shape of the lake is long and narrow, like a crescent moon. Especially at night, in the bright moonlight, the lake is blue and turquoise, sparkling. Therefore, it is called Silver Moon Lake.

And this "Yuehua City" is the largest and most prosperous city in the east of Yinyue Lake.

In the local travel brochure, it is very proud to introduce: A group of 1825 chameleons (asking for tickets) live by the water, and they are surrounded by high mountains "rich in mineral resources, especially the pearls and blue colored diamonds that they are rich in here, which are famous all over the world."

Therefore, the life of the people here is also extremely rich.

And because the climate is suitable, it is also a tourist destination for dignitaries and dignitaries to escape the heat and cold every winter and summer.

But the Tang Zi who wrote the tourist brochure patronized and boasted about their benefits, trying to trick as many Kaizi as possible" but they never dreamed of what kind of fate the promotional brochure they wrote brought them.

"Rich n!", the word is interpreted in the eyes of Uncle Lorraine, that is, rich.

And in Vera's dictionary, it means that there are robbery targets that can be considered.

In Leo's dictionary explanation, it is the money that is stupid and can be pitted well.

Originally, Lorraine saw several cities on the map by Silvermoon Lake, and thought about which one to rob. If it really doesn't work, you have to draw a lot, "throw a Yizi, and let the gambling god master take the time to help him solve it."

However, after seeing the tourist introduction on the back of the map, everyone immediately got a full ticket: just grab this place!

The people of Lorraine came to the city gate, looking at the tall city tower, they couldn't help but be stunned, "At the huge city gate, there is only the brightness of the city tower."

But the wall next to it was already overgrown with weeds, and many places were dilapidated, and even collapsed in some places, and then a rope or something "symbolically stopped on it."

Beside him, a guard in a ragged jacket stood listlessly with a rusty spear that was about to turn around.

Every now and then "some people went down the road in order not to pay the entrance fee" and climbed along the gap in the collapsed wall, handed the guard two small coins, and disappeared behind the wall.

When everyone saw it, they couldn't help but be amazed: this ...... Is this still a city wall? Why are these city defenses so bad? Not to mention the legion, even two wild boars can break it.

What's all the city all about?

At this time, Leo had already come to the city gate, and then looked left and right, regardless of the people coming and going under the city gate, according to his personality, he pulled down his pants without changing his face, and then faced the city gate, and began to withdraw urine and water.

While urinating, he greeted enthusiastically: "Xiaobai, you're welcome, come over and pee together!", Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, looking at the surprised and surprised eyes of everyone around him, he was a little embarrassed. But after thinking about it for a while, he finally couldn't resist Leo's warm greeting, stepped forward, and then bent his hind legs slightly, and began to put water on the gate.

The officers and soldiers guarding in front of the city gate were dumbfounded.

One by one, their mouths opened wide and looked at Leo in a daze.

These guys are all hooligans, and they deal with a lot of people every day, but they have never seen anything like this, and they actually urinated at the gate of the city in front of so many people.

What does this mean?

After a long while, Leo shivered a pee war, then let out a long breath and pulled up his pants contentedly. In order to be able to take a soak of urine at the gate of this city, when he got up in the morning, he drank a lot of water, and he deliberately crouched until now.

When I let it go, I immediately felt a lot more relaxed.

At this time, the officers and soldiers guarding the city gate reacted.

Immediately they shouted, and they all gathered around.

The petty officer at the head glared at Leo with raised eyebrows, and shouted, "Whose child are you, so rude." Actually urinating at the gate of the city, do you think this is your thatched house? Hurry up and report your name, is there anyone in your family who is our city lord or a relative of the garrison lord. Let me know, can you afford to provoke the uncle?", although his tone was very impulsive, but he was also extremely careful. Be sure to ask before acting. This little kid is dressed luxuriously, and he has such a big pet with him, maybe he is a relative of an adult.

Once this provokes the other party, maybe you will lose your job.

In this case, it is natural to turn big things into small things, and if they turn small things into small things, maybe in the end, because they are beautiful, they will enter the eyes of adults, and they will naturally be promoted and made rich in the future.

But if not, that's a different story. Soon, they had to beat this little dead fat man severely, and then follow the vine to find the adults of their family, and then punish them severely.

Of course, if there is a woman in the family who is beautiful, it is to learn the advanced experience of Lei Laohu and rush home, and it is not impossible for a little wife and concubine to be a concubine or something.

The little officer crackled his wishful thinking in his heart, and even the corners of his mouth showed a hint of a smile: I am so smart! I can think so carefully about such a small matter, and if I don't get promoted and get rich, it is simply unreasonable.

At this time, Leo blinked, and then said very seriously: "I don't know any city lords and guards you have here. ”

The little officer immediately shouted, ha, and then jumped three feet high, pulled the knife on his waist, and shouted: "Okay, you are a bad man, you don't know the official, you dare to withdraw urine here indiscriminately, is this urine can be withdrawn casually by a small dead person like you?"

Not to mention anything else, fines, fines. Pay the money quickly, five thousand gold coins, if you can't pay the money, I will go to your house and take the steak house. Pull your sister to pay off the debt. When the time comes, don't blame the lord for being ruthless. ”

Leo was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked very strangely: "I withdraw my urine here with you, this is to give you face, and I won't withdraw it when it's not a special time?"

Do you know how much my pee is worth?

This is an intangible cultural heritage.

Go back and take a rope and circle this place, and then whenever you want to visit here, you will get ten gold coins at a time. Of course, if it is a monthly subscription, you can also get a discount of 30%.

Remember, when the time comes, I'll be seven and you'll be three. And I have to be after tax.

The petty officer was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

I've seen hooligans, but I've never seen such hooligans.

Just a few people, no power, no background, I don't know the city lord and the garrison, you must know that the city lord and the garrison are the biggest officials here.

He actually dared to bargain with himself here, talking about some kind of intangible cultural heritage. That's it.

The most infuriating thing is that he dared to say with a shy face that when he divided the money, he would open three or seven. And he still takes three by himself, and his share has to be after tax, that is, all the taxes have to come out of himself.

This is also too disproportionate to treat officers as cadres.

For a moment, he was angry and angry, brandishing his knife and shouting angrily, "Okay, you die." People, how dare you ......"

The adjutant next to him saw it and immediately whispered: "My lord, you can be careful, I see that this little fat man looks a little familiar, as if he has seen it in some very important place." ”

The officer froze.

At this time, someone in the crowd next to him asked in a low voice, "What is the product of Hua Gefei?" and someone replied in a low voice: "Is it old-fashioned? It's not worth much, but it can be exchanged for a lot of money. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is to take advantage of the fame of some people or certain things, and then use it to cheat money. Everyone makes a fortune together. ”

"Oh, oh...... So that's it!" The person next to him immediately made a sudden realization, and sighed incessantly.

The officer heard this, but his heart moved. The little fat man actually dared to say with a shy face that the intangible cultural heritage "and the soldier next to him had seen it in some very important place." Add these two phases, and that little dead fat man ......", uh, the identity of this little fat man is naturally extremely noble.

He immediately rolled his eyes, and then squeezed out a smile from his face, and said with a smile: "This young master, I don't know which adult you are in the house......?

The other party even knows the city lord and the garrison, which shows that people don't even pay attention to the two lords who are as big as the sky in their eyes, and he is a small officer with a big fart, if he climbs this high branch, and if it is the same as those knight novels, he accidentally let the daughter of the other party's family take a fancy to himself, then it will not be developed in the future?

At this time, Leo looked him up and down, and then said categorically: "You don't have that honor!"

The crowd next to him burst out laughing.

The little officer couldn't help but froze. Watching everyone laugh was annoyed in my heart. just shouted angrily to everyone: "What are you laughing at, don't laugh~! ”

But the people around him laughed louder and louder.

At this time, Xiaobai outside took advantage of the fact that all the people were surrounding this side, and immediately swaggered to the side and saw the tax box that would be placed on the side of the city gate, and immediately raised his big foot and kicked it.

Immediately, all the coins inside flowed out.

Xiaobai was disappointed and a little annoyed to find that all the money was actually copper plate!

Uncle Xiaobai has long been accustomed to seeing gold coins, silver coins or something, and there must be several gold coins in a minute. As a result, when I came here, it was easy to stretch out my hand back, "There is only a copper plate."

Grandma's, this is a dispatch called huāzi ah n!

It immediately squirted its proboscis and turned to leave, but then turned around and put its nose in the wide pocket on its back.

Xiaobai is also a person of rules............ Uh, the rules are like that.

Although this money is indeed a little less, but the famous motto handed down by the ancestor "thieves don't go empty" cannot be broken or broken in any case.

At this time, a soldier in the crowd shouted, "My lord, this little fat man doesn't seem to be a nobleman." I remember reading that article jiàn is very important, "but it shouldn't be some aristocratic text."

But I couldn't remember what it was. ”

The little officer glared at the adjutant fiercely, and then said angrily: "Bastard, I can't think of what to scream, what a bastard." ”

He turned his head and immediately pointed at Leo sharply, and shouted: "You little dead fat man, you dare to make trouble here, and you have a master and me, what a crime is really a crime." Speaking of this, he looked at the adjutant next to him, "Seeing that he was still thinking hard, he immediately had a sudden break in his heart" and said secretly in his heart: His adjutant doesn't seem to have a good memory....... If that little fat man is really a descendant of some aristocratic family, and he offends him, it will be unlucky.

It's better to let it go than to offend. It is better to be cautious. Caution is better.

Thinking of this, he immediately waved his hand and said angrily: "Get out...... Let's go, let's go. Count me uncle, I'm unlucky today. You little dead fat man, let's go. My lord and I have a lot, I don't care about you, go quickly, go quickly. ”

As he spoke, he waved his hand impatiently and motioned for Leo to leave quickly.

Leo immediately snorted angrily, waved his fist, and shouted: "Master, I'm not fat at all~......!

But before he could finish speaking, Lorraine had already stepped forward, grabbed him, and dragged him out. Then he took a few girls and walked towards the city together.

The guards next to him looked at the officer, and wanted to step forward to stop them and collect taxes from them, but they saw that they were all gorgeously dressed, and they were either rich or expensive.

In that gesture, it shows the elegance of the city lord and the garrison who have worked hard to learn and can't learn.

Especially those girls, all of them are beautiful and moving. That smile made people feel their hearts beat faster and their breathing was not smooth.

How this line of people look at it is weird, it is better to make less trouble.

At this moment, I saw Lorraine casually flick his hand back, and then a black dot flew over.

The petty officer, with an extremely agile skill, hurriedly reached out to catch that kind of skill, which can only be cultivated after countless times of training in receiving money.

The little officer opened his hands and saw that in the sunlight, a round piece of metal was shining golden yellow. His eyes hurt when he stabbed him.

Gold Coins n!

The petty officer immediately let out a low exclamation. It's gold. Even the lord of the castle kept the metal under the bed like a baby bump.

But the other party didn't want to think about it, so he threw one over.

At this time, Lorraine's voice came: "This is for you." ”

He immediately bowed to the ground and shouted, "Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, thank you, I wish you all the best and good health." At the same time, he also secretly wiped a cold sweat, he didn't really offend those people just now, just a shot is a gold coin, no matter what they do, it is far from being offended by a small city gate official.

And Lorraine listened to the little officer's sycophancy, but she couldn't help but look a little gloomy.

By this time, everyone had already arrived in the city, and several women had long been yearning for these pearls and blue diamonds here, and they were all rolling up their sleeves and waiting to go to those shops and shop frantically. Didn't pay attention at all.

Fiona had been looking at Lorraine for nothing, and when she noticed that Lorraine's face was wrong, she immediately pulled Deibolle's sleeve next to her, and then gestured to her.

De Ibol immediately understood, smiled at Lorraine and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Lorraine snorted coldly and said, "I gave that little officer a gold coin, and he slapped my ass desperately, a bunch of hillbillies, and he didn't even see a gold coin properly." This shows the so-called abundance here. It's all a lie!"

Leo was immediately stunned, then looked at Lorraine with a look of adoration, and said, "Boss, I said how you changed your sex." As soon as Juyu made a move, it was a gold coin, so it turned out that he was throwing stones to ask for directions. Sure enough, it's an old way~!

Paste ah paste paste. Next to Vera, she rolled up her sleeves impatiently and said, "Young Master, what do we care about them so much." When are you saying we're going to rob? I can't wait. ”!!!