"Dog, do you think I'm filed?"

"I was ravaged and bullied like this by a woman, her feet were all on my face, what kind of man am I?"

"What does it smell like?" Tongzi asked.

"It's not smelly or sour, it's a little ...... No, dog, I'm talking to you with serious questions! ”

Li Mengyang said with a straight face.

"I was pinched to death by a hundred-year-old woman like this, but I didn't even dare to resist, don't you think I'm too obscene and too humble, not like a man at all?"

It's not that Li Mengyang is unhappy, but this Yan Xiaoyu shouldn't have appeared so early, but ......

Now not only has it appeared, but she has also pinched herself to death, let yourself go east, you don't dare to go west, let yourself pinch your feet, and you will be kicked by her!

He felt humiliated!

And it's not his problem, it's the screenwriter's problem!

"What? Do you still want to rise and fight back? Yes, can you try it? I promise you'll be cool in the end! ”

The voice of the dog Tongzi seems to be with endless mockery!

The key is that Li Mengyang has no way to deal with this kind of ridicule!

That old woman, she is really afraid, and she really can't beat it!

Fortunately, the dog immediately began to continue: "You are a villain, what dignity does the villain want?" What kind of face do you want? Do you think you are the protagonist, you are decisive in killing, and you can be strong and kill if you are unhappy?! ”

"No, you're just a villain, the villain is not obscene, not filed, then you are the protagonist?"

"Isn't it normal for you to be a villain and be pinched by a female partner?"

Li Mengyang felt that what he said was so reasonable, and the system dogs would comfort people!

"Host, I advise you to be dedicated, you are an actor, and an actor has the dignity of wool! Let you play what you want! ”

"And do you say you're not happy in it? That foot pinch, you haven't pinched your wife so seriously! ”

"Remember your identity, you are a big villain, play your plot well, how can you have so many scenes?"

"If you can't change it yourself, then enjoy it slowly!"

"So, host dog, your acting skills still haven't reached the realm of transformation, and you still have an academic style, which is why you can't go back!"

"Forget about acting, forget about those script books, and act with your own emotions......"

said that this product is fat, and he still has high blood pressure!

"According to the emotional acting, Chu Feng has so many confidants, it's not too much for me to steal a little junior sister, right?"

"Isn't it enough to have just one?"

Li Mengyang said in a word, the system can't be rectified!

In short, no matter how Li Mengyang speaks, the system will ignore him!

"It's a big set of words, if you really play it, you can't do it!"

……

Ay!

Disconsolate!

If I can't change it, then I'll enjoy it safely!

Li Mengyang picked up the socks on the ground, continued to be a craftsman, and wiped his sword!

Looking at the several colors in his hand, Li Mengyang couldn't help but think of Yan Xiaoyu's beautiful legs wearing Luo socks of various colors, not to mention, the picture is quite real!

"What gray and white, only black is king!"

Li Mengyang kept snorting at the Zhuxian Sword, waving the Luo socks in his hand, the speed was as fast as lightning, and sparks appeared!

What a craftsman!

At night, suddenly a dazzling light rose from the Demon Sword Peak to the sky, straight into the sky!

Smooth as a pillar, thick and big, straight into the sky!

It was as if a thick wave of light shot into the sky, piercing the night through a hole!

Li Mengyang, who was sparking sparks and had a sense of accomplishment, felt that the long sword in his hand disappeared, and a big hole was shot through his roof, and he couldn't help but be dumbfounded!

it! out!

He quickly got up and rushed to the courtyard, looking up at the sky, his eyes were full of stars and seas!

I saw that in the sky, a black giant sword covered the entire sky, as if it was about to be destroyed, standing there!

it!

Is this the black rumbling thing I rub every day?

So what about the bull fork?

Li Mengyang's heart was secretly cool, this Nima is really a big baby!

However, before he could take a few more looks, the worldly giant sword suddenly disappeared!

Well?

Where did it go?

Then, he felt a sudden sinking in his hand, and a long sword appeared in his hand!

It looks like it's ordinary, no different from an ordinary long sword!

That's it?

Li Mengyang was a little stunned, Lao Tzu was tired and tired, just a few times?

My hands were so tired and cramped, I thought it was a devastating movement, but it turned out to be over in just a few clicks?

"This broken sword, just get it here, and it's over? What rubbish! ”

……

And at the same time, the whole continent was shocked!

"It's the magic sword, the magic sword is born!"

A certain ancient sect boss suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes seemed to be able to pierce the mountain wall above his head, and he looked into the distance stupidly!

"It's over, the magic sword was born, and this world is going to be chaotic!" A certain female cultivator, a delicate and unparalleled woman, slowly opened her phoenix eyes, and there was a fairy aura in her eyes!

"The magic sword is out, the demon is here, the demon is rising, and the world is in chaos! The people are also suffering! ”

In a thousand-year-old temple, a big bald head keeps pinching and calculating, shaking his head!

Next to him, a bull-nosed old Taoist also pinched the magic trick with a sad expression!

Behind the two of them, a little calf nose and a small bald head were looking at the giant sword in the sky with their eyes open, and at the same time muttering: "This is good...... Sword!! ”

After speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled, feeling related!

……

"Damn, what a big sword, what a big sword!"

Someone was in a hurry to walk at night, suddenly raised his head, was startled, and quickly knelt down and kowtowed and prayed!

……

Si Youwei is still rolling in bed, she doesn't like to go to bed early, she always thinks that staying up late and sleeping lazy is the respect for life!

Suddenly, she did it all at once, her lazy nightgown was slanting crookedly, and her chest was revealing a large area of snow white!

Then he panicked, let the white tender feet step on the ground, and rushed out directly!

"Zhuxian Sword, it turned out to be Zhuxian Sword!"

Her delicate body trembled, as the most dazzling star of the younger generation of the Demon Sect, and even more so the one who added all her skill points to the output, she naturally understood the magic of the Zhuxian Sword better!

If she has this treasure, then her combat power will undoubtedly be doubled, and even ......

She didn't dare to think about it!

"No, I must find a way to find the Zhuxian Sword!"

"If you can't find it...... Then forget it! ”

Si Youwei said, and the figure disappeared into the night sky!

Yan Xiaoyu was drinking in the gazebo in the courtyard, when suddenly an aurora that she had never seen before appeared in the village, on the top of the mountain, and on the trail......

"Zhu Xian Sword? Is this the Zhuxian Sword? So mighty and domineering, so thick and long......"

"It seems that Chu Feng's dog thief is coming!"

"My little plum, are you ready?"

"Hehehehe, people have studied a lot of psychology for people like you, all for your satisfaction!"

"Derpy melon, it turns out that I like women's socks, and there may be a psychological shaking M plot!"

"It seems that the old lady wants to prepare a black leather pants, and she also needs a ...... Horsewhip ......"