I'm a unicorn horse!

My father is a divine beast unicorn!

My mother is a horse!

One year, my father got drunk and met my mother in the mountain nest, and he gently and domineeringly made my mother pregnant me!

So, I have the blood of a mythical beast and an ordinary horse!

Kirin Divine Pony!

I already have divine sense, and I have some of the abilities of the unicorn beast, and of course, the laziness of horses!

Although I am destined to be someone else's mount as a god horse, this god horse does not want to!

It's like some human cubs who don't want to study, don't want to go to college, don't want to be bald programmers but have to do it!

This god horse doesn't want to be a mount at all!

This god horse wants to roll in the grassland, wants to go to the woods to be the king, wants to be the boss, and wants to be raised by the boss's wife......

But......

I can't!

My father told me that this was my calling!

I've got to get mounted!

Someday, when I have a premonition of my master, it will be the beginning of my hoofs galloping and setting sail with joy!

I was very angry and asked him, why!?

He said, "Because you're a horse!" The Pony is going to be someone else's mount!

I asked him why he didn't do it!?

He said he was a unicorn, and he wouldn't do it if he didn't want to!

But, I'm not!

I asked him why he didn't say hello to me and give birth to me.

My father's eyes were misty, and he told me very deeply that I was not born!

I'm curious, could it be that I jumped out of a crack in the rock!?

My father said no, I was a vindictive!

I don't read much, but I think my father must be lying to me!

What is vindictiveness!?

My father speaks very hard, like an old duck, and my mother speaks very nicely and gently!

However, she has an accent!

So, I can't speak Mandarin well until now, and I can only speak some ordinary hair with an accent!

I've been laughed at for it!

(There is no regional black, Xiao Qi speaks by himself, non-Hu Jianren, the same hf is not distinguished!) Just for fun...... ）

Therefore, unless you have to, this god horse will never speak!

When I was 800 years old, as my father had said, I had a premonition that my master was coming!

He is the destined master of this world!

I think my marriage has come!

Wrong! It's chance!

My hunch tells me that if I follow him, I will be able to cross the world and push all enemies sideways!

And to get my most amazing horse in the world, this future master of heaven and earth will be overjoyed and treat this horse as a brother!

With the help of this god horse, he must be even more invincible!

It is......

It is......

I feel like this guy is so arrogant!

Riding on this god horse, ride the horse and whip, blow the atmosphere vigorously, so happy!

But this god horse is actually not comfortable at all!

This is not at all what this god horse thinks!

However, the master always has the arrogance of the master, probably the master is like this!

However, after arriving at the destination, this dog master didn't treat me as a brother at all, and let Xiao Er pull me to graze!?

Damn, he's going to eat and drink spicy food by himself!

Lao Tzu is a god horse!

Your future combat partner!

I took the initiative to surrender, and you treated me like this!?

However, it's probably because we're not familiar with it yet, and this god colt hasn't fought with him before!

Men, we have carried guns together, we have been through the window together, and we have ...... together

That's a real brother!

It must be so, he may feel that he is not familiar with me yet, and it is a little awkward to be together!

But......

Why did Xiao Er bring two middle-aged and old women dressed in fancy clothes and twisted waists like belt shafts to the domination room!?

Isn't the juggernaut so old and hasn't been weaned yet?

But soon it looked disdainful, don't ask why this god horse has an expression, this god horse is a god horse!

However, disdain is contempt, and this god horse still admires the master!

This taste is so strong!

When Xiao Er was there, he was stunned, and even angry!

But as soon as the two old ladies spoke, his eyes immediately glowed green!

As soon as Xiao Er left, he pounced on the dog, as if he had never eaten pork in his fucking life!

In view of the fact that the master eats more salt and has a heavier taste, this god horse decided that he will only carry a gun with him in the future, and forget the rest of the things together through the window!

The master is worthy of being the master, he can eat ordinary people can't eat, and ordinary people can't bear it!

Sure enough, Domination is not something that anyone can do!

It's just that......

"Young man, are you so fast?"

I only blame myself for being too sensitive to my ears, and I don't mean to eavesdrop on purpose!

"It's not going to be a ......"

The old woman's deliberate clip sound listens to the original god horse wants to vomit!

"No, I'm not! This son is just in a bad state today! ”

This god koma heard the words of the master!

Domination is masterdom, and speed is superior!

Seventy miles at a speed!

This Nima is faster than the bow of the sun!

"It's okay, little boy, you're not in a good state, let's ...... Our sisters are 100% ...... to give you a good recovery."

……

"Wait a minute, our sister will wrap you a big red envelope......"

"Hmph, Young Master Ben needs your red envelopes! Do you know who Master Ben is!? ”

"Young Master Ben is a son of luck, he was just in a bad state just now! I'll make you look good......"

……

After listening to it for a while, I found it really hard to accept!

Quickly closed the divine sense, this master is wrong!

Is that such a dish!?

Don't you know that sometimes it's not a good thing to be fast!?

When this god horse closed his divine consciousness, he also heard the voice of the master showing off his might!

"How? Hurry up! Fast as always! Can anyone else!? ”

"The reason why this son is fast is because my son is ...... in a hurry"

I didn't hear it......

But......

Why did Xiao Er come to himself, with a lewd face!

What do you mean!?

What a disgusting expression!

This dog thing actually touched the hair of this god foal!?

Take away your dirty hands, what kind of eyes are you!?

This god horse is a noble man......

Roll rough!

Hurry up!

Where are you going to pull me to!?

I'm here to protect the Juggernaut!

I'm not going!

……

I'm hurt, it's just that I'm so naïve that I let the Juggernaut shackle me!

Now I have to be dragged away by an ant-like figure!

But......

Is it the master......

Right!

It must be so!

It must be that the juggernaut thinks that I have a long night and is too boring, so it is better to be happy alone than to be happy, let this little two take me to Lele!

Sure enough, the Juggernaut began to treat me like a brother!

This god horse was a little moved!

Rest assured!

In the future, when you ride this god horse to push the universe sideways, this god horse will definitely not hold you back!

Haha, tonight, the first night with the master, this god horse is going to hook the bar and listen to the music!

Don't stop me!

No one can stop me!

This god wants to be a person who goes against the master!

Go to listen to music, recite poems, play the piano and blow the ......

Wrong!

This is not the way to Goolan, I have passed by many of them!

Auction houses!?

"Hey, what a loser, such a good BMW, I'm afraid of getting dirty when I touch it, and the goods are actually pulled to auction, how can he be willing to do it!"

I'm afraid of getting dirty, and you're still touching!

Wrong!

What do I hear!?

Take this god horse to auction!?

I must have heard it wrong!