Chapter 139: Electric anesthesia
Gong Qing looked at Chuyan being pitted, there was no bitter tea left, and the oil under his feet was smeared, and he ran away without a trace.
He only has a living coin in his hand, but there is no bitter tea left that can't be pitted!
Hurry up and slip away~ As long as he is fast, he can't keep up with his rhythm if he goes bankrupt.
Chu Yan directly carried his massage chair back to his room with tears in his eyes.
Thinking that you can't buy it for nothing, give it a try.
The task of picking coconuts in the morning is really tiring under the sun, so I just came to feel comfortable.
He plugged in the massage chair he had redeemed from the program team.
Then I flicked the switch.
Hiss!
At the beginning, Chu Yan felt that his waist was about to break.
This.... So powerful, huh?
I'm about to vomit blood to Chu Yan's hammer.
It must be opened in the wrong way, yes, it must be the gear turned up.
Chu Yan hurriedly adjusted the gear a little smaller.
I thought this would be the right fit, but who knows?
"I'll go!!"
Chu Yan howled directly.
What kind of "secret weapon" is this?
Where is there anything like that? Why the gear is smaller, and the force is greater.
Now it's not just that the waist is going to be hammered, but it seems that this massage chair is leaking!
The direct electricity himself was crispy and numb, and his hands were trembling.
Chu Yan felt that this massage chair was going to kill himself directly!
This is another beating of the waist to hammer himself to heaven, and another leakage of electricity is about to electrocute himself.
"What? I'll fuck you! Damn, I'm going to ascend to heaven! Why is there still leakage?! β
Chu Yan's complaining voice was not small, enough for the audience and friends in the live broadcast room to hear it.
Barrage:
[Hahahaha, so you're waiting here? The massage chair is still leaking?! γ
[I can't laugh anymore!] What bamboo shoots! pitted three small ingots, and gave people a leaky massage chair, which must have been arranged by the program team! γ
[Tricky, it's definitely tricky, hahahaha, the worse Chuyan is, the bigger the corners of my mouth are grinning, and I almost grin to the root of my ears! ] γ
How can this be? People spend living coins, so can't they give people a good massage chair? What does it mean to give someone a leak? γ
[The program team is really outrageous! ] This is preparing to put the guests to death! I saw it, Chu Yan's hand was about to shake into a sieve! γ
[Not only has it been shaken into a sieve, but even its waist has been hammered into something, what a garbage program group! ] Disgusting pickpocketing stuff. γ
[I feel sorry for you, Chu Yan, why are you so miserable, today's life coins have been pitted, and... Don't say it, I wiped a handful of bitter tears for you~]
......
Chu Yan felt that his hands were numb with electricity.
What is this?
Quickly unplug the socket, if this is used, it will be dead.
Chu Yan hurriedly carried the massage chair and went to find the director angrily.
I can't suffer this loss, I can't let myself lose my wife and lose my soldiers.
Chuyan took three steps and made two steps, striding meteors.
That little speed brush.
[He's coming, he's coming, he's coming with a massage chair! ] γ
[Support Chuyan to defend its rights! ] γ
[Support Chuyan to defend its rights!] γ
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As a result, when I arrived at the place, where was there a person in the emptiness?
Even the tables have been moved.
It's also a director~ I don't even have a running machine.
Isn't that outrageous?
Profiteer! This is not a profiteer! Chu Yan's own name was written upside down.
How vigorous and resolute Chu Yan was when he carried the massage chair, and how decadent he was when he came back.
Woo woo ~ his coin! Living Coins! Three!
On the same day, #Chuyan was directly electronumbed~#
#ζ! The bitter tea in Chuyan was all gone! #
#η©ε, the bitter tea in Chuyan is here with me~#
#εεε, I feel sorry for Chuyan! #
The four hot searches are all for Chuyan.
[Director: Hey, hey~ Whoever grabbed it!] ]
[Chu Yan: The director, you don't talk about martial arts!] The pit is so ruthless, I will pick up garbage and eat it in the future, woo woo, cry to death (; Β΄ΰΌΰΊΆΠΰΌΰΊΆ`)]
[Angry Chu Yan, Chu Yan is angry again, have you seen the follow-up of rights protection? ] Hurry up and see it, hahahaha, how chic Chu Yan was when he went, and how decadent he was when he came back~]
[Blow up!] Little brother of the director, that eloquence is simply unprecedented! It's been a flicker, hahaha! ]
.......
Gong Qing in the room looked at Chu Yan, who was laughed at and searched, and her heart was very beautiful!
I'm really smart, and I didn't buy anything.
In a good mood, pick up the three Mary Sue novels that you have at hand.
I still have an expectation in my heart.
Gong Qing's perspective:
This pink cover, the ambiguity of the male and female protagonists, tsk~ has that taste.
Turn the first page, the first chapter: returning home.
'She is the most noble princess in W City, but she was downcast and stepped into the dust, and she is bound to take back everything when she comes back this time!! β
Gong Qing: .....
Hiss~ seems to be a little interesting.
Then I opened the second one.
Chapter 1: A Night Away.
Originally, they were people from two worlds, but because of a night of entanglement, they were tied together, and she had no choice but to run with the ball! Three years later..... The president looked at the child who was making a copy of himself and asked the woman: XX You actually ran away with my son at that time? β
Gong Qing: ......
It seems like... It's all pretty much the same.
Originally... Do you all like this tone?
Gong Qing, who stayed up all night, summed up what these three Mary Sue novels have in common:
Male protagonist: Domineering, authoritarian, evil, all have white moonlight, and they all like forced love!
I also like to chase my wife with balls, high-profile! If you want to be high-profile, you will have to throw money on the street!!
Gong Qing thinks... I seem to be about the same, but it's not high-profile enough, but I still have to be high-profile.
I understand that you have to pretend to be a little more high-profile.
Gong Qing closed his small notebook, and the above summarized items, Gong Qing nodded with satisfaction.
Look! He is so serious that he will definitely learn 100%!
.......
At night.
The program team didn't prepare a meal for the guests directly, and they didn't even notify them.
locked the door of his room, and the staff of the program team all put the hidden cameras in the hidden corner.
Then the chief director and assistant director were left in the studio.
Look at all the shots.
"Okay, everyone is in place, all disappear, go back to your room, don't come out!"
The chief director held a walkie-talkie in his hand and spoke through a loudspeaker.
If you don't succeed this time, you will be a benevolent!
It will definitely bring guests a complete desert island experience.
The desert island experience started with nothing.
........
[Irons, are you ready?!] The real wilderness survival starts now! γ
[Roar, roar, roar, hiccup~ I have seen the words on the public screen! ] I'm ready, but I don't know if the guests will pick up garbage for our live broadcast! γ
[Brother promised me~ When you don't have anything to eat, don't gnaw your own paws! γ
[Dye Bao, woo woo woo you are the only person who has supplies, I'm afraid you will be robbed, don't be soft when the time comes, one punch a ha! ] γ