Chapter 27: The curse doesn't work, and the fart doesn't hurt
Hearing Chen Qingqing say that the other party was drunk driving, Yu Buli was refreshed and pretended to say:
"I admire these bold people, I dare to drive when I drink and socialize, I can't compare, I don't drink at all, I can't do it if I want to be bold in front of beauties."
"Why do you admire him? Failure to obey the law in any era will not end well-"
As soon as Chen Qingqing finished speaking, he saw two horses galloping past behind him, rampage.
Yu Buli hurriedly tugged at the reins, the donkey cart slowed down, and the man on the horse running behind turned his head and scolded:
"Things that don't have long eyes, delay Master Zhao's way, be careful of your skin!"
The horses were so domineering that the nearby vendors were trampled and stopped until they reached the liquor store.
"Uncle, whose official is this?" Chen Qingqing helped the trampled vendors clean up, and asked by the way.
The old man wiped the corners of his eyes, cleaned up the broken vegetable leaves, and said, "The soldier Master Zhao's long-term entourage, hey." ”
"No, can these dishes be pickled?" Chen Qingqing asked.
Yu Buli nodded.
Ermao is back with a dirty face.
"Ermao, come here."
Chen Qingqing called Ermao aside.
"Grandma, I didn't find the rice balls......" Ermao was very frustrated.
"Don't worry, do you see that old man's vegetable stall?" Chen Qingqing pointed down, and Ermao nodded.
Chen Qingqing took out a handful of copper coins from the money bag and handed them to Ermao.
"Grandma, we also have cabbage."
"Well, I know, but there are not many vegetables in the clan, and your grandfather and I can't pick food from the mouths of orphans and widows, you go and ask the price of vegetables and pick the right one to buy back."
"But his dishes are all trampled on?"
"Your grandfather can handle the rotten dishes, and it's up to you to decide how much those dishes will cost or not at all."
"Me? How could I! ”
"Do it." Chen Qingqing gave an order.
Ermao hesitated to pass, and the hand holding the copper plate was sweating nervously.
Although he accompanied his elders into the city, he had never done this kind of thing alone, and he wanted to ask for help from the grandfather of the clan, but he walked to Chen Qingqing, and the two of them said a few words and went in the other direction of the street.
Ermao, who was entrusted with a heavy task, sweated nervously.
"Uncle, how do you sell this dish?"
The old man who was crying looked up and saw Ermao, and just wanted to make an offer, Li Lao Wu came over.
Li Lao Wu looked towards the end of the street with eyebrows, Chen Qingqing and the others were some distance away from the stall, and they couldn't hear what they were talking about.
"I didn't ask for this tattered dish for nothing, I gave him a penny."
"Yiwen?!" The old man was surprised and looked at Li Lao Wu tremblingly.
Ermao also felt that it was a little less.
There are also people in the village who rush to the market, and such a large number of dishes have to be sold for eight cents.
"There are still those that are not broken, and if you remove a little bit of the broken ones, you can eat them." Ermao spoke for the old man.
"Are you stupid?" Li Lao Wu leaned into his ear and lowered his voice, "Your patriarch is not stingy, don't you say the rest of the money, how many does he know?" Lower the price a little harder, the rest is yours, you just need to share a penny with me. ”
Ermao frowned, and was about to refute, but Li Lao Wu snatched a few copper plates from his palm, and roughly counted them with his eyes, there were twenty-two texts.
"Look at that old man, half-dead, maybe he still has tuberculosis, and he has a short life, if you give him a penny, he will have to sell you, give me a penny of tea money, how good is it to earn twenty yuan, and I will only have this price for a car every weekday? Don't be dissatisfied. ”
Ermao held the copper plate, looked at the old man who wiped his tears, and then looked at the grandfather and grandmother in the distance, and fell into deep thought.
Chen Qingqing was unhurriedly fiddling with the vegetables on the vegetable stall, she had her back to Ermao and the vegetable stall of the old man selling vegetables, and the distance was also a long way.
The stall owner greeted her warmly at first, seeing that she only asked about the price but had no intention of buying, her tone was impatient.
"This little brother, our dishes are all good, if you are greedy for cheap, go and buy Xie Abo's, he is all trampled on, cheap, he is a dying person - hey, why did I accidentally say it?"
"Oh? How do you know that old man is dying? Chen Qingqing asked.
"Who of us doesn't know? His only son has not come back from the army, a lonely old man, and he has no money to see Lang Zhong when he is sick, my cabbage head Zhang is not the kind of person who says that others are not good in order to sell his own vegetables, it doesn't matter if you two buy my food, I am just afraid that you will be stained with Xie Abo's bad luck. ”
"What disease does Uncle Xie have? Is it the same as me? ”
Chen Qingqing stood up and suddenly covered her mouth and coughed.
"How can he be the same as you - wait, what's wrong with you?!" A second ago, he was sparing no effort to discredit his peers, and his face changed greatly.
"Tuberculosis - cough cough!" Chen Qingqing didn't cover her mouth this time, and coughed directly.
Caitou Zhang was scared to death.
Tuberculosis!
Infect!!!
He didn't care about selling vegetables, he threw the vegetables into the basket indiscriminately, and ran home without looking back, he had to hurry back and drink a glass of Tusu wine to dispel bad luck, lest he be sick by the leper brother if he ran slowly.
Yu Buli watched Chen Qingqing scare people and frowned dissatisfiedly.
"You see that he is unhappy, let me find a place where no one is and beat him, why pretend to be sick and curse myself?"
Chen Qingqing waved her hand absently.
"If the curse doesn't work, it doesn't hurt to fart, if the curse is useful, war has long been extinct from human history, and so many people can die? Don't leave, don't you think it's a loser for me to grab a handful of money and give it to Ermao? ”
"Didn't you ask me why you gave Li Lao Wu so much money for the car? No matter how much you can't compare to your 3,800 bottle of wine bar? ”
The two of them glanced at each other, not against their hearts.
None of the money in Party A's father's pocket was spent in vain.
In the same way, not everyone can take advantage of profiteers.
Chen Qingqing glanced at Ermao's direction, Li Lao Wu was lobbying Ermao, Chen Qingqing's perspective was very interesting.
Li Lao Wu's face was facing away from the sun, he couldn't see his expression, it was dark, Ermao was standing in the sun, and the tangled on his face was clear.
"Yu Jiagou is now five and a half years old and not a small child, and in the future, all the big and small affairs will have to be supported by them, who is what temperament, we always have to touch it, Li Lao Wu has added a little highlight to my special 'interview'."
She said that the clouds were light and the wind was light, and Yu Buli seemed very interested in it.
"Whether these children are good or bad, can you get to the bottom of it? Don't you consider character when employing people? In the last sentence, he asked very schemingly.
"There are no mediocrities, only leaders who don't use people. White gloves have the usage of white gloves, black gloves have the use of black gloves, and after the team grows bigger, there is always someone to do the dirty work. ”
Chen Qingqing's words made the corners of Yu Buli's mouth rise, but her next sentence made him collapse and sad.
"Teamwork is not a choice of mates, only finding a partner depends on character - hey, what's wrong with you?"
How could he ...... that expression? So weird? Chen Qingqing was puzzled.