Chapter 376: Deflated Three, Shameless Child!
"Master!"
Looking at the people who came down from upstairs, the little man saluted respectfully, "What you told the little one to do, the little one has done it." ”
"Hmm."
The man hummed softly, "Shut your mouth for me!" ”
"Yes, what the master commanded!" The young man said.
After the man left, the young man rubbed his hands vigorously and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Heh, it's him!"
As soon as the man left the ready-to-wear shop, Xiao Jingyao and Xiao Ni Tuanzi walked out of a small alley not far away.
The little milk dumpling squeezed his little fist and puffed out, "Hmph, dare to drug the pastries I ate, see how I clean him up!" ”
Xiao Jingyao: "......"
"You're still drugged? You don't think you're living long enough, are you? Xiao Jingyao was extremely speechless, but he was not so worried on his face.
The little milk dumplings are amazing, and they are also measured.
Since she ate it, it means that those pastries can't hurt her.
"Hee-hee, the more pastries I eat, the better?" The little milk dumpling laughed sheepishly.
As soon as Xiao Jingyao saw her smile, a bad premonition surged in his heart.
Of course, this bad premonition was aimed at Nawang County.
"What did you do?"
"Hmm...... It's just a little curse just now, and the suffering that Ran Ran has to endure after eating those pastries will be retributed on him! The little milk dumpling held his little hands behind his back, held his little head high, and said in a milky voice.
Xiao Jingyao: "......"
"So, what's in that pastry?" Xiao Jingyao was a little curious.
I don't know if I can still see the embarrassment of Wang Xiancheng if I can keep up at this time?
"It's just ordinary croton powder, it's not a powerful medicine, so Ran Ran added a little more to him!" The little milk dumpling said lightly, as if to say that the weather is good today.
"What's more?"
"Secret!" The little milk dumpling said with a smile.
Xiao Jingyao: "......"
Well, this little girl is really ...... When he was ruthless, he even drugged himself!
In fact, as early as when they entered the shop, they had already seen Nawang County.
That's why Wang Xiancheng and a few people in the shop think they are fools!
Looking at the package in his hand, the corners of Xiao Jingyao's mouth hooked up with a contemptuous and mocking smile.
Is it true that Xiao Jingyao is a fool at the mercy of others?
"Ranran, what kind of spell is so powerful of yours, why don't you teach me?" On the way back, Xiao Jingyao looked at the little milk dumpling beggingly.
Well, if he learns, then he won't hate anyone and put a curse and feed himself some poison or something!
Anyway, it's the enemy who dies.
Why not?
The little milk dumpling looked up at him and bared his teeth, "Fifth uncle, you think so beautiful!" ”
Xiao Jingyao: "......"
"This spell can't be used casually, and if you use it too much, you will be punished!" The little milk dumpling said.
And it will also consume her merit golden light!
If she hadn't insisted on doing good deeds, she wouldn't have been so stupid if she had consumed the golden light of merit now!
That's what she's going to do!
"Will there be retribution?" Xiao Jingyao scratched the back of his head, and hurriedly persuaded: "Then you can't use such a spell in the future, do you know!" ”
"Hehe, don't worry! Ran Ran knows it~" The little milk dumpling said.
"Okay!" Xiao Jingyao touched her little head, "It's good that you know the proportions." ”
Wang Xiancheng is not so good here.
As soon as I entered the yamen, I felt my stomach gurgling, followed by a burst of colic, and my ass was constantly deflated.
The sound of "puff puff" sounded like a firecracker, and the smell of "ammonia" filled the air, making the officials who came in and out miserable.
Seeing that all his subordinates on weekdays avoided him and pointed at him, Wang Xiancheng's ruthless eyes really wanted to overthrow them.
A face was even more embarrassed and annoyed, blue and red like the palette.
"What are you still doing...... Poof......"
Wang Xiancheng was excited, and suddenly there was a loud noise.
At this moment, his own crotch was wet and accompanied by a sticky ...... Stuff.
The foul smell hit and made the people around him retch.
Wang Xiancheng: "......"
At this moment, I really want to die.
The majesty and image accumulated over the years are completely ruined at this moment.
"What are you people doing to eat, and you let people splash feces at the door?"
At this moment, the county magistrate hurried over, covered his nose and said viciously.
After speaking, he saw Wang Xiancheng standing at the entrance of the yamen covering his buttocks and eyes with an extremely ugly face, pretending to be surprised and puzzled, "Wang Xiancheng, you are also here?" How? Which one of them is pouring dung at the door of my county office! ”
"What are you guys still doing? Don't go out quickly to arrest the deflated three, shameless boy to the official and beat the board fiercely! ”
Surrounding officials: "......"
How dare they!
What's more, it smells so bad, they don't dare to get close!
Knowing that the smell was caused by Lord Xiancheng, do they dare to expose it?
Wang Xiancheng: "......"
Xue Ling, this child, is a shameless child, which is clearly reflecting him.
It's really hateful!
Well, that's great!
Wait for him!
Looking at Wang Xiancheng's eyes like poisonous snakes, the corners of Xue Xianling's mouth hooked up with a smile that seemed to be nothing.
I don't know who made this king hold the Tao, and if he wants to know who it is, he has to build a merit monument for her!
It's really exciting.
He loves face so much, I'm afraid that the ridicule of these people will drown him, right?
If it was in the past, he was afraid that he could still kill people to vent his anger, but now that there are so many people in Baxian, unless he doesn't want his own skin, it's almost the same.
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up to the door and take those pickled things away from the official! Didn't you see that the county adults were so smoked that they were about to faint? Xue Xian Ling pointed at those officials and scolded angrily.
This appearance seems to be completely unaware that Wang Xiancheng pulled his pants.
After saying that, he left angrily, leaving only those officials to look at me, I look at you, and finally pretended to go to the door with an embarrassed face to drive away the unwarranted "pickled things".
Wang Xiancheng: "......"
Don't think that's how he'll let these dog things go!
When those people leave Ba County, he wants them to die one by one!