Chapter 81 can only outwit her tea
Chen Qingqing pulled out a gong from the donkey cart as if he was doing a trick.
No one believed her if she wasn't premeditated for a long time.
"The bigger you cry, the better, and you must convince everyone that the mountain is gone."
Yu Buli took out the pots from the donkey cart again, and brought a few cooking pots on the mountain, and asked a few children to knock on the pots with sticks, which jingled for a while.
The other people in the village saw Manshan lying straight on the cart, thinking that he was really dead, crying and crying, Chen Qingqing saw Manshan's eyelids move and move, as if he was about to wake up.
Giving Yu Buli a look, he dispersed the crowd and prevented them from approaching, leaving only a few close ones to knock and knock there.
Manshan was woken up after all, and he wanted to sit up, but Chen Qingqing pressed him.
"Lie down, you're 'dead'."
"Grandma?"
"Just lie down, it's not yet time for you to be 'resurrected.'"
Manshan still wanted to ask, what the hell is this for, so he came over with cold eyes, and Manshan lay back resignedly.
There were tears in his heart, and he had a hunch that if he continued to ask, the clan grandfather might let him die, really die.
The people of the Yu family beat and cried all the way back, and the people in the villages along the road did not dare to step forward, but only dared to watch from afar.
Engaging in such a big movement, everyone knows that Yujiagou is dead, and there are bold people who secretly follow all the way, and see a sign erected at the entrance of Yujiagou Village, and I don't know what words are written on it, and I only know that Yujiagou has changed its name after many inquiries.
It is said that it has been unlucky for several days, and it has been renamed "Big Prison", which is really bad luck.
After Manshan was dragged back to the village, he almost scared his wife to death.
Chen Qingqing dragged the old lady into the house and said a few words, the old lady knew that the old man was not dead, so her heart was steady, but after a while, she began to make trouble again.
Pretending to be dead is quite unlucky, and no matter how you think about it, it's unlucky.
Chen Qingqing saw that her face was wrong, and guessed what the old lady was taboo.
"Don't worry, we have calculated with someone, there is a catastrophe in the life of the mountain, he pretended to die today to save the whole village, it is also his own merit, you and your wife have accumulated great virtue, not only will not be unlucky, but also prolong life."
When the old lady heard this, she was relieved and her face was relaxed.
Chen Qingqing comforted the old lady, raised her eyes and saw that she was not leaving the door, he was looking at her meaningfully, and the two went out side by side.
"White lies?" He raised an eyebrow.
How she fooled the Manshan couple, he saw it all.
As far as she told the old lady about this set of rhetoric, she had already fooled the mountains on the road once, and when she came back, she fooled the old lady in the same way.
Man Shan and his wife were convinced of this set of rhetoric about longevity, and Man Shan was now lying on the ground in the front room covered with a quilt and pretending to be dead, and he was even asleep comfortably, so he was afraid that he would snoring and let the children block the door to prevent the villagers from entering.
"Good intentions are true, but lies don't count either, having a good mood reduces disease, and for seniors like them, maintaining a good mood is more important than anything else."
This is also true, Yu Buli passed by Manshan, Manshan fell asleep with a pleasant look on his face, and he really snored.
"You stay here, I'll go out." Chen Qingqing said.
"Where to go? Isn't the tree cut down at dawn? ”
The two had already agreed on a complete plan.
In addition to changing the name of the village, finding someone to cheat death is also part of the plan, and cutting down trees is also a matter of the plan.
The two of them have been carrying gongs for the past few days, just waiting for the opportunity, and the people of Zhaojia Village are the opportunity to throw stones.
When he saw her go out at this time, he thought she was going to cut down a tree.
"The tree will be cut down at night, I'm sleepy, go back to sleep first."
"Oh, be careful on the road. Bring this. Yu Buli brought her a lantern.
Chen Qingqing saw that he was not suspicious, happily took the lantern, and discharged from the hospital to give Yu Fuyao, who was waiting, a look.
"Got it all?"
"You did what you told you to do—but did you really do that?" Shaking and stopping, he looked guiltily into the room.
The lights were on in the Manshan family, and he shook his head and thought of the grandfather sitting in the house, looking at the basket in his hand with a tangled face.
It cooled down again at night, and on this day, the grandmother went to take a cold shower, which was a joke about health.
"I didn't let you go into the water to wash with me, your little body must not work, it's okay, if you're afraid of the dark, go home first."
"I'm worried about Grandpa, he feels sorry for you."
People who are not blind in the whole village can see that the grandfather of the clan is a grandmother of the multi-treasure clan.
"I don't say it, you don't say it, can he know?" Chen Qingqing wanted to go crazy when she wanted to take a bath.
Originally, she planned to wash secretly tonight while she was asleep, but she made such a temporary show, he was "guarding" here, and she just took a good wash.
When the two of them walked away, Ermao flashed out from behind the tree, hesitated, and a voice that kept coming to mind was inseparable: Explain truthfully, and do not pursue Yu Fuyao and Zhu for abuse.
With a cross of heart, I entered the house.
Ermao silently thought in his heart: Shake, brother is for your good.
"Grandpa, I followed your instructions and followed the rocking all the way, and saw her enter your house, and soon came out with a basket, she was afraid that we would see it, so she hid her things behind the haystack outside."
"What's in the basket?"
"It's all for bathing, soap horns and bath towels."
Yu Buli picked up the coarse porcelain bowl on the table and took a sip, his eyes were cold.
He saw her and Yu Fuyao biting their ears, and he suspected that she was a moth behind her back, and sure enough!
Picking up the cool weather, I ran to the back to take a shower, she really has her!
Ermao trembled, watching Yu Buli leave like a gust of wind, and couldn't help but sweat for the grandmother.
Although he doesn't know what the clan grandfather is angry about, he won't beat the clan grandmother in a rage, right?
Yu Buli flashed several plans to catch her in his mind.
Ran to take a cold shower, and tricked him into going home....... For her behavior of not caring for her body, she should be dragged back so that she can't get off the kang.
The evil thought only stayed in his mind for a moment, and Yu Buli suddenly thought of a very real question.
If he dared to use force on her kang, he would probably be beaten by her until he broke his bones, right?
If it breaks somewhere else, forget it, in case she comes to tear the chicken with her bare hands-
Yu is not separated from a spirit, and the egg hurts inexplicably.
Why did he look for a daughter-in-law with such a high force value......
For the sake of the future sexual well-being of the two of them, Yu Buli decided to give up the idea of Kang Gong and Shufuwei, and he had to outwit him.
Thinking of this, Yu Buli turned back into the house and pointed to Ermao: "You go with me, and you can say whatever I ask you to say in a while." ”
Shake was so cold that he sneezed.
Chen Qingqing made a fire to keep warm, and when the fire started, she began to unbutton it.
"Grandma, you-" Shake just wanted to ask, aren't you cold?
"Grandpa, take a cold shower on a cold day, aren't you cold?" Ermao's loud voice came from afar, sounding emotionless, a little stumbling and nervous.
Can you not be nervous, he memorized this line all the way.
The clan grandfather said, if you recite a wrong word, you will kick him in the river and feed the fish!
Chen Qingqing's hand unbuttoned was stunned,......???