"I followed my mother's instructions, and I didn't tell anyone, and I came out by myself, especially not let the people of the second village master see it." Hu Laoxi replied truthfully.

Qingqing is satisfied, very good.

The reckless Hu Laoxi found a delicate lady and saved her a lot of trouble.

"Then you take me and Xianggong back to the village, can you let me see the people in our village without knowing it?"

"No problem, I'll just say that you two are the witch doctors I invited to show my mother's body, and you need to change your outfit."

Qingqing is always wearing clothes on weekdays, and if she wants to enter the cottage as Langzhong, she must change into women's clothes and enter the cottage as a goddess.

"You have to pretend to be a fortune teller from the aggrieved grandfather, and when you arrive at the cottage, you will be blind."

Hu Laoxi felt embarrassed after speaking, and just recognized others as elders, so he made such excessive demands.

"My lady is pregnant, no one knows about the cottage, so you two can't come over as Langzhong, I like metaphysics and easy art on weekdays, and often invite Taoist hermits to come, you two come in this capacity, but no one will be suspicious."

Most of the witch doctors are women, although they have the word "doctor", and they often see patients for women's families, but they do nothing with medicine, and they use charms, exorcisms, and prayers.

To put it bluntly, it is similar to the dancing gods of later generations, engaging in superstitious activities.

Most of these women will not marry normal people, most of them will marry fortune tellers, and the couple will work together to cheat money.

If she still dresses as a man, she will have to pretend to be a Taoist or a fortune teller, and these two kinds of people will not come out together, they are all invited separately.

Therefore, pretending to be a witch doctor and a fortune teller husband and wife is the least likely to arouse suspicion.

When Hu Laoxi made a request, he was worried, but the patriarch Yu was born in Xiucai, and the scholars looked down on these ninth-rate people the most.

But fortunately, the couple agreed very happily, although they were a little worried about pretending to be blind, afraid that they would not be like it, and whispered to Qingqing to study how to pretend to be blind.

The couple rehearsed repeatedly, and finally made a plan, so that they could look straight ahead with their eyes blankly, their eyes not moving, and a cane to live.

Qingqing went to Manshan's house and borrowed a set of Manshan's daughter-in-law's clothes.

She is very thoughtful, the witch doctor is not too young, it is not good to dress too young, and her hair also asked the daughter-in-law of the mountain to help make an old woman's bun.

Afraid that it would be too white, I grabbed a handful of soil again, smeared it evenly, and glanced at the water tank, and there was something missing.

grabbed a wooden stick and rubbed the ashes on the bottom of the pot of the Manshan family, and lit a matchmaker on the cheek.

Looking at the water tank again, it was unsatisfactory, but it finally had a bit of that meaning.

She also took a set of clothes full of mountains and crutches for her to keep going, and after she put them on, the hat became the biggest problem.

His hair hasn't grown long, and he wears a Xiucai scarf on weekdays, and he can't see it, but now he is pretending to be a fortune teller, and then buttoning a Xiucai hat, the sense of disobedience is too heavy, and a fool can see that he is an impostor.

Qingqing simply took off his hat, revealing the short hair inside, snoring twice with his hands, smiling maliciously, and looking at the scissors on the stove -

"Xianggong, do you mind sacrificing your hair for the sake of the men in the village?"

Or, just replace the bald and pretend to be a monk, right?

She felt that she couldn't leave this perfect brain shape, that is, the bald head was also a handsome monk like a debate monk, how fun it was to shave a big bald head and take a few pictures when she had nothing to do.

"I don't mind." is expressionless, but the tsunami in her heart, what kind of bad taste is she!

"Grandpa, where is your hair?" Hu Laoxi came out of the house and was shocked when he saw this short hair style.

The parents of the body hair and skin, who are bandits, also cherish their hair and will not shave easily.

"I can't imagine that the grandfather of the clan is willing to make such a sacrifice in order to sneak into the cottage - this looks like being a monk for a period of time and becoming a fortune teller, too similar."

Hu Laoxi praised, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he stepped forward to grasp the hand that he couldn't leave.

"Grandpa, I thought you were a poor person from a talented background, but I didn't expect that in order to save your clansmen, you would make such a feat as cutting off your hair, I Hu Laoxi admired!"

“.” Buli silently withdrew his hand and looked at Hu Laoxi's eyes full of disdain.

Is this guy mentally retarded, is his observation so bad?

Is the hair freshly cut and you can't see it?

"Hu Zhai Lord, they don't trim their hair on weekdays, so it's normal that they can't see it - I mean, my father-in-law is such a righteous person." The first half of Qingqing's sentence is said inseparably, and the second half of the sentence fools Hu Laoxi.

Hu Laoxi couldn't understand the meaning of the previous sentence, but he couldn't agree with the latter sentence anymore.

The bandits, in addition to superstition, are righteous anger, and they are inseparable from these two people.

So along the way, Qingqing sorted out the situation and picked up the part that Hu Laoxi could listen to and told him.

"The reason why it is said that the second village master is sowing discord is because the result of the whole thing is favorable to him, he must want to replace you, but this second village master himself is also short-sighted, thinking about things is more one-sided, he never knows what he wants above."

"Li Liang, that dog thief, what do you want?"

"A person who is easy to control, Qingfeng Village, is to be a black glove for him, and cooperate with him to cooperate with the court to pit silver, if I were him, I would definitely be willing to use you instead of the second village master, because you have a handle in his hand, easy to control."

Qingqing added in her heart that Li Liang, the county order, is also short-sighted.

He agreed that the owner of the second village would call Yan Meier over to make fun in public, probably because he wanted to use this behavior to beat Hu Laoxi and let Hu Laoxi give him his life in a down-to-earth manner.

But Li Liang didn't understand Hu Laoxi's character at all, people like Hu Laoxi, if they are in a hurry, they really dare to break the net, humiliate other people's daughters-in-law, and it's strange if they don't work hard with him, Li Liang is definitely playing away.

The ruthless head is empty, no wonder there are more than sixty, and it is just a county order, it is too normal for this kind of person to not be promoted.

Qingqing will not tell Hu Laoxi about these ways of officialdom, she only picks the part that Hu Laoxi can listen to and tells him.

Through her analysis, Hu Laoxi also understood.

Gritted his teeth and said: "This second child, relying on the support of the dog officer, is getting less and less interested in me, so I will chop him up when I go back!" ”

"Hey." Qingqing put her hand on her temple, she didn't bother to say anything, and she couldn't leave.

"Can't be killed."

"Why?"

"My lady counts." Be concise and to the point. He didn't bother to waste his lips and tongues with this kind of person who didn't have a wise root.

His daughter-in-law is obviously digging a pit to make a game, and those who only play high-end games will not let their hands get bloody.

(End of chapter)