Not to mention that Hu Laoxi and the owner of the second village have never heard of the blue and white porcelain version of the dancing god.

In order to grasp the sinking market, I have been immersed in the short video platform for a long time, and I have never seen such a good job.

The scene fell silent, and the owner of the second village was so shocked that he didn't even bother to wipe the water on his face.

W-what is this for?

Not only the owner of Erzhai was stunned, but Hu Laoxi was also confused.

Qingqing is still addicted to singing, as soon as the door is opened, the opera tone comes out, and she doesn't pretend to be a word.

"Sky ~ blue ~ color! Waiting for the smoke and rain~ and I'm waiting for you~~~~ Where is the wandering soul to pursue, a mouthful of water sprays thousands of miles~~~"

The corners of her mouth twitched repeatedly, and the half of the saliva in her mouth really couldn't be saved, just when she sang to spray thousands of miles, she couldn't leave or bear it, and sprayed it at the face of the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks of the master of Erzhai.

"Looking for !! Death" The owner of the second village was sprayed twice, completely angry, his hand had already drawn the knife, Hu Laoxi came back to his senses and dragged him out.

"Don't be offended, these two have already invited the gods, and the Taoist is now an immortal!"

The name of the great god of jumping is different in various places, as early as hundreds of years ago, there was this kind of witchcraft, the principle is almost the same, the Taoist priest practice, please the gods and Buddhas in the sky on their own bodies.

The second village master wiped the water on his face, and his face was full of doubts: "What kind of thing is this singing, it's not the same as what I invited before?" ”

And I've never seen a fairy family that can spray water?

"I am the Treasure Island Milk Tea Lady, who is the rat, don't kneel when you see me?" Qingqing turned his head to the non-departing order of the suspected cramp on his face, "This person's Yin Tang is black, I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster, continue to spray him!" Sky ~ blue ~ color ~ etc ~ smoke and rain ~~~"

Do not leave and pour a mouthful, as a gesture to spray, the owner of the second village was sprayed in fear, turned around and wanted to run.

Hu Laoxi clasped his arm and didn't let him move.

"Second brother, this is for your good, you can bear with it, let the immortal family take good care of the bad luck on you!"

Where to find this opportunity for personal vendetta in the communiqué, Hu Laoxi has been angry enough by the second village master in the past few days, and someone can clean him up, so he is naturally willing to cooperate.

Without leaving and spraying, Qingqing sang two sentences there, and began to jump around the house again.

In the eyes of Hu Laoxi and the owner of the second village, this strange pace and rhythmic jump is completely different from the various mages invited before, and I have never heard of her calling herself "Baodao Milk Tea Niangniang", and I really believe it with the idea that foreign monks will chant scriptures.

He glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and almost broke it.

Isn't this Coach Liu's shuttlecock exercise? She is really good at bullying the ancients and not going online, such a talented person who can work hard, if she brings goods with him in the modern live broadcast, his 181 catties of rice can be more expensive by dozens of yuan, right?

"Milk tea lady exorcism, idle people wait out and wait!" Buli ordered with his paralyzed face, and listened carefully, his voice was trembling.

Qingqing, who was working hard, barely held back her laughter, which was really a waste of life.

If these two people don't leave, he is really afraid that he will laugh out loud.

Hu Laoxi dragged the bewildered Erzhai master away, and Qingqing was still muttering, "The fat on the waist clicks off!" ”

When the door was closed, I heard the owner of the second village ask:

"Who is this 'medicine room oil'?"

"Men die early, women age fast, and the fat around their waists clicks off!" Qingqing's ethereal voice was full of sacredness.

The owner of the second village was busy clasping his hands together, and also chanted: "Click." ”

This kind of monster that makes people die early, no matter what it is, it's not the best.

"Don't jump, people are far away." After sticking to the door and listening for a while, Hu Laoxi dragged the second village master out.

Qingqing stopped and wiped the sweat from her forehead.

"If you don't have any talent, you can't get mixed up."

"When you work on a serious occasion in the future, let me know in advance." He had just almost suffocated to death.

"Hey, I don't want to do this, the problem is that I can't sing the tune, I don't give them a square dance, it's all very restrained."

On this occasion, if you don't go crazy, you can't live, since you are pretending to be a ghost, you have to open your arms and twist and pinch, and you can't deter them at all.

The two of them rubbed in the house for a while, and felt that the time was almost up, so they pushed the door and went out.

In the courtyard, the owner of the second village maintained a pious appearance, did not dare to wipe the water on his face, stood in the sun, folded his hands and closed his eyes in prayer.

"Hey, Erzhai Master, when did you come?" I don't leave to be surprised.

"You don't remember what happened just now?" The second village master asked.

"Don't you remember, my mother-in-law and I asked God to exorcise ghosts to treat the woman's illness for the wife of the village owner, and I saw you coming over when I was done, but you asked me to write a talisman?"

"Uh, exactly." The owner of the second village felt that the people in front of him were inexplicably evil, and there was a cool wind attacking people when he stood here-

Can it not be cool, the wind is strong in the mountains in late autumn, and there is still water on his face, so when it blows, there is a ghost if it is not cold.

Qingqing asked for yellow paper and cinnabar from Yan Mei'er.

Hu Laoxi himself believes in this thing, and he has it in stock at home.

With a stroke of the pen, the red distorted text fell on the yellow paper.

This character, Hu Laoxi and the second village master have never seen it, and it is different from all the characters they have seen before.

Qingqing craned her neck to glance, and the corners of her mouth began to twitch wildly.

She would have felt the pain of holding back her laughter.

It is not far from where it is written, in flowery English, according to the size of a page, it is written: You are a stupid pig

He also protested to her, saying that he should say it in advance when he was working - he didn't say hello to her when he was doing something, if she laughed out loud, wouldn't she have lost all her efforts?

Write slowly and methodically.

"Go back and burn it to ashes, drink it with the boy's urine, and find a strong man in your village who has not broken his body to take his urine."

Poisoning people is purely for the sake of response.

"Can't you go to the young boy?" The second village master reverently accepted this unique rune paper, but muttered in his heart.

There are a few big men in the village who don't open meat, but. What a taste of that!

People use children's urine as a medicine primer, all looking for children, how good it is for him to go down the mountain to capture one, the main thing is that the urine is clean and the smell is not big.

"The stupidity in your body is too heavy, and the little boy can't control it."

"Second brother, you see how accurate Mr. is, I'd rather believe it." Hu Laoxi spoke bitterly, he heard that he was not leaving the master of the whole second village, and the corners of his mouth could not help but rise.

Stupid, it sounds like a bad spirit, and the stupid Erzhai master believes it.

Holding the talisman and began to look for a boy in the cottage.

"Grandpa, grandma, admire, admire!" Hu Laoxi and the others left, clenching their fists and giving them up.

He firmly believes that he must have done good deeds and accumulated virtue in his previous life, and he can only meet these two masters in this life, so the second child of the diaphragm should be like dough in the hands of these two people, and he can knead it as much as he wants.

"Polite words are avoided, I have something to ask you for, to be precise, it is not only for the people of our clan, this matter is done, and your wife's title deed can also be resolved."

"What?!"