Chapter 210: Donkeys are disgusted
Yu Donkey knew that he was unreasonable, so he could only wipe his face and scolded angrily:
"You girl who doesn't know the rules! I'm going to teach you a lesson in place of your dead father! Come on, drag her to the ancestral hall for me, and punish her for kneeling! I didn't let her out, she kept kneeling! ”
"You dare!"
A clear female voice sounded behind the donkey, and the donkey subconsciously turned around to take a look, and there was a kiss in front of him.
A soft tongue licked the old lips of the donkey.
The tongue that licked the donkey came from a real donkey.
Qingqing was riding on a donkey, frowning at this scene.
After Yu Donkey realized what he had experienced, he kicked back, his foot had just broken, he forgot about this stubble in a hurry, his foot hurt, and his foot couldn't help such a fierce force, and tilted to the side.
On the side happened to be the fence of the Manshan family, and his feet were on the fence, but his upper body was carried backwards by inertia.
The fence of the Manshan house is made of wood, and the wood is staggered and crossed, forming a diamond shape, and the head of the donkey is impartially stuck in one of the diamonds, and the body is left outside, and the head enters the courtyard.
Yu Donkey wanted to pull his head out, but when he went in, he was an inch, but he couldn't find the angle when he pulled it out, and his head was stuck there, and he couldn't get in or out.
In the courtyard, Dawu pointed to the donkey's head and said in surprise: "Look, the fence of Uncle Manshan's house has a long head!" ”
Everyone laughed, Yu donkey's feet hurt as if they were about to be broken, his head was stuck there, and his upper body was hanging in the air, because his feet were just stuck under the fence, and the pain couldn't be pulled out, so he could only maintain a pouting posture of shame.
"Get me out, quick!" The donkey called.
No one has gone except the mountains.
Seeing this scene, the four dog fathers subconsciously wanted to go over to help, but they were glared at by Dawu and Dafa Daddy, and they didn't dare to move.
The mountain was dragged by a person who sweated out, and he didn't pull out the donkey, and he only said in his heart, the third grandfather has grown a big head.
The sharp-eyed saw his son come out, and he hurriedly greeted him.
"Come and help!"
Ermao's father was originally in the house, and when he saw Qingqing coming over on a donkey, he came out.
Hearing the call of the mountain, Ermao's father suddenly covered his stomach and hummed.
"My stomach hurts, I have to go to the hut." After saying that, he retreated into the house, and the door was closed by the way.
Yu Donkey pouted his head and scolded Ermao Dad in his heart when he saw this scene, the thatched house was not in the house at all, this guy was the worst!
The mountain shouted for a long time and no one helped, and his eyes fell on Qingqing, who was riding a donkey and munching on radishes.
"Sixth grandmother, please help."
Qingqing plucked her ear with one hand, and held the unpeeled radish in the other hand, biting it with a clattering sound.
"What do you say? I didn't hear you. "Who is the sixth grandmother, why doesn't she know her?
Shake Niang stood on the side to wipe her tears, shook and rushed to Qingqing, raised her aggrieved little face, and saw Qingqing on the donkey, the grievances that had just been suppressed suddenly came out, and the tears fell before she could speak.
"Don't cry, we look so good when we shake, and it's not beautiful when we cry." Qingqing smiled at her, there was a warm sun behind her, and she felt confident when she saw it.
He said—" Shaking pointed at the pouting Yu donkey, kneeling in the ancestral hall she was not afraid, but she was not convinced.
"What did he say? In addition to being able to fart, he can also speak? Qingqing glanced at the pouting old man and shook his head.
If this old guy dies like this again, she really can't stop it.
Just before she went out, she saw Buli sharpening the knife there, Hu Laoxi stood beside him as a licking dog, telling him how to interrogate, where the knife hurt the most but he couldn't die.
Qingqing looked at them, and the two of them wanted to cover up and say that they were talking about interrogating donkeys, not about stabbing people.
Seeing the chic shape of Yu Donkey, Qingqing felt that the radishes were more delicious, and they were really a bit like donkeys, funny to eat.
"You are my man, who dares to punish you beyond me?" Qingqing stuffed the remaining radish into her mouth and reached out to shake it.
"Come, I'm idle today, my grandmother taught you to ride a donkey, and if you learn this, you will be able to ride a horse, what do you say? You can't be angry with an innocent little donkey just because some people hate it, right? ”
Qingqing patted the donkey's head, how cute the donkey was, it was just dragged down by the hated Yu Sandonkey.
This donkey is an adult male donkey, and when he was slapped by Qingqing like this, he really barked twice cooperatively.
"You see, donkeys don't dislike being famous."
Qingqing's words amused the aggrieved shaking mother and son, and also made the pouting old man so angry that he howled.
"Yu Chen! You have no virtue! You let the donkey lick blindly, and you scolded me for being a donkey! Yu Donkey, whose head was stuck, shouted, his head was in the fence, and from the perspective of Qingqing and Shasha, it seemed like a man was talking.
"Poof!" Shake the tears into laughter.
The little male donkey barked again, and Qingqing took great care to smooth the donkey's hair.
"You have the same name as this old man, and you are dirty? Don't be angry, I'll go back and give you carrots. Qingqing dragged the shaker onto the donkey, and waved at the shake mother, if she didn't see the two of them here, she wouldn't have bothered to come over.
Why are you angry with an old man who is about to lose his voice, close to him, not only does the donkey feel dirty, but Qingqing also responds.
"Yu Chen! Don't go! You disobey your brother, you have a sword and martial virtue, you lack virtue! ”
"Lack of virtue? You're not right, I'm not lacking in virtue - that's what I call lacking in virtue! ”
After Qingqing finished speaking, without waiting for everyone's reaction, she pulled the reins, and the little donkey got the command, one rushed forward, and hit her head the donkey's belly, and the huge impact made the fence fall down on the whole side, and the donkey screamed in pain, and her neck slammed back, and there was a click.
The fence stuck in his neck broke, and his head was set free.
The price was that the neck was cut by the rough wood, and the small burrs on the wood were pierced into the flesh.
"Yu! Old! Clan! You shameless woman! Yu Donkey's scolding resounded in the sky.
The little donkey clattered away, and Qingqing's unhurried voice came.
"Avanti, why do you lick everything? That old man has a lot of feces on his mouth, don't lick your belly, hurry home and flush your mouth."
"Hahaha!" Dawu and the others laughed.
Yu Donkey, who was hit hard by Qingqing, endured the pain in his neck, feet and stomach, tilted his head and stared at Dawu.
"Grandma, why are you still laughing, he's too much of a bully!"
On the way back, he said with a shaky puff.
Shake Niang followed the donkey, also worried.
"Where can I get the clan grandfather to tell them how to burn charcoal? And the position of the patriarch of the clan grandfather, how can he say that he will not do it if he does it? These ungrateful people should be left destitute! ”
"Prestige gained by threats can't be accomplished, and we don't think about using the way to make money to control everyone, good birds choose trees to perch, and everyone is free."
Qingqing's words were very righteous, but she didn't say half a sentence.
That's no problem, if you want to burn it, you can burn it, provided that the charcoal burned can be sold by the donkey.
As for the position of patriarch, whoever wants it will be given to whomever he wants.
Her family is sitting in that position, and she is the patriarch.
When someone else sits on it, it's a hot brazier.
(End of chapter)