Chapter 8: It's Amazing

After Wu Tianlu finished eating the bowl of noodles, he handed the empty bowl to Tang Xiaohao: "You can do it, let's have another bowl." ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at Wu Tianlu and was stunned, and Wu Tianlu also realized the problem.

Wu Tianlu smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sick of occupation, I usually have to get used to asking for food." ”

At this time, the jelly bean that buried his head in Tang Xiaohao's arms turned his head to look at Wu Tianlu, and Wu Tianlu retreated to the end of the bed again to squat, but this time he did not put on that terrifying posture.

Tang Xiaohao looked at Wu Tianlu and said, "Are you afraid of cats?" ”

Wu Tianlu's gaze always fell on Jelly Bean's fluffy head: "Fortunately, I just respect cats more." ”

Are you still hard-mouthed like this? Tang Xiaohao smiled, thinking that it was great, it turned out that this old boy's weakness was a cat.

Wu Tianlu remembered something at this time, squatted there and hugged his fists and said, "Didn't you ask the benefactor's name?" How to call it? ”

Tang Xiaohao let the jelly beans go, then stood up, put his hands behind his back, and said seriously: "I am the dream of 100,000 girls in Jiuyuan, the old enemy of men in the world, the master of jelly beans, the son of the commander of the Royal Iron Guard, a good man who stands up to the sky, a beautiful boy in a green robe, and a fairy with a yellow ribbon." ”

Wu Tianlu was dumbfounded when he heard this, and then said: "The benefactor's original name is Huang Shou. ”

Tang Xiaohao almost kicked over: "The yellow ribbon is not a person's name, but the kind of yellow ribbon that is tied to the official seal, just look at your appearance and know that you are illiterate." My big name is Tang Xiaohao, this is the Tang Mansion, my father is Tang Chen, as I said just now, he is the commander of the Royal Iron Guard. ”

When Wu Tianlu heard the name Tang Chen, his face changed suddenly: "Your father is Tang Chen?" ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "Yes, you two know each other, he won't be your first love, right?" ”

Wu Tianlu immediately shook his head: "No, I don't know, I've heard of it." ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at Wu Tianlu's eyes, and suddenly asked, "Do you love me?" ”

Wu Tianlu was directly stupid.

Tang Xiaohao scratched his head and looked at Wu Tianlu, what's going on? It should be poisonous, right? Why is there no reaction at all?

So, Tang Xiaohao asked seriously again: "Do you love me or not?" ”

Wu Tianlu stuck to the wall behind him: "Benefactor, don't be like this, I already have someone I love, and the most important thing is that I like women." ”

When Tang Xiaohao was wondering, Wu Tianlu's eyes suddenly changed, his pupils slowly dilated, and his expression became gentle, and he actually reached out to grab Tang Xiaohao.

Tang Xiaohao took a step back and dodged: "This poison is really powerful, it turns out that the dead old woman didn't lie to me, but the spell to test the poison hair is a little disgusting." ”

Wu Tianlu laughed and climbed to the edge of the bed and put on a face: "Master, do you know? I've been waiting for you. ”

Tang Xiaohao covered his mouth and looked at Wu Tianlu in surprise, he couldn't imagine that this bastard would like his master? It's just intolerable, and it's not a pity to die! No, that's not what I want to ask.

Tang Xiaohao grabbed the bench next to him, ready to smash Wu Tianlu at any time: "Let me ask you, do you love me?" Bah! No, what's your name? ”

Wu Tianlu said: "My name is Tianlu, have you forgotten?" This name was given by the Master, which means God-given blessing, and I like it so much. ”

Tang Xiaohao swallowed his saliva, this poison is simply not too powerful, he can answer whatever he asks, but this state is a bit too debauched after poisoning.

Tang Xiaohao asked again: "Then what is your surname?" ”

"Xiaosheng's surname is Wu, Wu of Wu City."

"Big brother, Wu Shizhixiao is a derogatory term, don't talk nonsense if you don't have culture."

"Oh-you're not my sister, but you're so beautiful, what's your name?"

I go, will I lose my memory after being poisoned? Tang Xiaohao looked at Wu Tianlu and showed a lewd smile: "My surname is Tang, sweet to sad sugar!" ”

Wu Tianlu continued to laugh: "Then we are friends now, right?" Would you like to do something together? ”

Be your leg! Tang Xiaohao continued to ask: "Yesterday, what was the purpose of you and that group of beggars entering the Divine Capital City?" ”

Wu Tianlu's eyes were confused: "Of course it's for you." ”

After speaking, Wu Tianlu also raised his eyebrows.

Tang Xiaohao was stunned, is this poison? It's a spring medicine!

Tang Xiaohao turned around to rummage through the box, and after turning out the previous bottle, he saw the words "Yin and Yang reversal is wonderful" written on the bottle: "What's the matter with this name?" It's perfunctory and cute. ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at the other side of the bottle again, and read the instructions on it: "The generic name of the drug, cat love medicine." The action category can allow male cats and female cats to reverse their psychological sex during the effect of the drug, and in a short period of time, males become females, females become males, and produce strong hallucinations, and burst out with strong interest in all creatures in front of them. The side effects are unknown, and the contraindication is that it is forbidden for people with allergies, and it is forbidden for pregnant cats or lactating female cats. ”

Tang Xiaohao was stunned, finish calf, this thing is for cats, the key is what is the significance of the development of this drug? Is it just for the sake of being wonderful?

When Tang Xiaohao lowered his head, he found that Wu Tianlu had already crawled to his feet and began to rub his calf with his chin. At the same time, Jelly Bean, who had just stepped into the house with one forepaw, also witnessed all this, and it looked at Tang Xiaohao in horror, and then at Wu Tianlu on the ground.

Tang Xiaohao immediately said: "No, you listen to my explanation, it's not what you think." Jelly Beans, don't go, don't go...... Come on, help! ”

Tang Xiaohao began to beat Wu Tianlu violently, for half an hour, Wu Tianlu finally fainted, Tang Xiaohao also breathed a sigh of relief, just when he was about to get up, Wu Tianlu suddenly opened his eyes and woke up.

Tang Xiaohao took a deep breath, shrank into the corner at a very fast speed, grabbed a broken piece of porcelain, and thought that if the old boy pounced again, he would wipe his neck and kill himself, at least leaving an innocent body. I used to tease others by myself, but I didn't expect it to come to this point today, probably this is retribution.

If God gives me another chance, I will definitely be a veritable scumbag this time!

After Wu Tianlu got up, he also took a deep breath, and after finding that his clothes were torn, he covered his chest with both hands, looked at Tang Xiaohao and asked, "What did you do to me?" ”

"Hey, I should have said that, right?" Tang Xiaohao got up, "You just rushed over like crazy and called me my sister, touching and kissing, and swore to the sky that you would love me until I was old." ”

Wu Tianlu also got up: "Then how do you explain that my clothes are all torn?" ”

Tang Xiaohao took a deep breath and said: "Big brother, you are a beggar, you are asking for food, you are originally this virtue, do you want to be shameless?" ”

Wu Tianlu suddenly remembered something: "You just said, I call you Shiniang?" ”

Tang Xiaohao suddenly smiled: "That's right, I didn't expect you, an old boy, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a righteous person, to have a crush on your own master, you are simply too bad, if it weren't for your age older than me, I would have mistakenly thought that you were my illegitimate son." ”

This little bastard is taking advantage of me at any time, Wu Tianlu didn't dare to be angry, and said with a smile: "Benefactor, I should have gone crazy after being injured before, so I talked nonsense, and asked the benefactor not to be surprised, and most importantly, don't spread the words I said just now." ”

Tang Xiaohao smiled evilly: "Yes, but you have to answer me honestly, what are you doing yesterday when you stinky people try to enter the city?" ”

Wu Tianlu said: "Since it is to ask for food, it must be to beg when you go to the city, after all, God is a first-tier city, and it should be easier to eat and drink than other places." ”

Tang Xiaohao turned around and opened the door and shouted outside: "Wu Tianlu likes his teacher......"

Wu Tianlu hurriedly dragged Tang Xiaohao back, closed the door and stood directly against the door, with a smile on his face: "Brother Hao, let's talk about it, okay?" ”

Tang Xiaohao sat on the stool and looked at Wu Tianlu with a smile: "Answer my question just now." ”

Wu Tianlu said: "We are really here to ask for food. ”

Tang Xiaohao pointed to the window: "You fell in from such a high place to ask for food, not only did you not hurt your bones, but you just had a good sleep, you are a fool of me, right?" Also, yesterday five of you went into the city, and three of them died. ”

Wu Tianlu's face changed when he heard this: "Dead? ”

Because in Wu Tianlu's memory, it was the little beggar who died last night, and the other two archers and the person who blocked the back door should have escaped.

Tang Xiaohao saw that Wu Tianlu's expression had changed, and knew that there must be something wrong with it: "Yes, I am dead, when I fought with the Shendu Army on the street, I was outnumbered, and now the body is still in the morgue of the Shendu Army Yamen." ”

Wu Tianlu's face became extremely ugly, now it seems that only one brother is still alive, and now if something goes wrong, this trip will be regarded as the annihilation of the entire army.

Wu Tianlu turned around and opened the door to leave, but Tang Xiaohao didn't stop him, but said: "Now that the whole city is checking beggars, even if you want to go out, you have to change your clothes, right?" Moreover, even if you change your clothes, once you are cross-examined, you will be arrested if you can't produce the relevant identity documents. ”

Wu Tianlu felt strange, why did Tang Xiaohao be interested in these things?

Wu Tianlu turned around and asked, "Benefactor, I am grateful that you saved me, so I don't want to implicate you." ”

Tang Xiaohao poured himself a cup of tea: "It's already implicated, yesterday I kindly let you into the city, but you killed people in the street, and you killed two people who broke the Golden Gate, I'm not wrong, right?" Is it to cut off the Golden Gate? And these two people who broke the Golden Gate are very strange, and they still hold the token of the Nanrong family, do you know what my mother's name is? My mother's name is Nan Rong Wenjun, my grandfather's name is Nan Rong Qufeng, and my grandfather is now the head of the Nan Rong family. ”

Of course, Wu Tianlu knew this, so after he learned that the person who saved him was Tang Xiaohao, he was actually planning to leave, and right now, what Tang Xiaohao said was not only like an interrogation, but also seemed to have other purposes.

Wu Tianlu decided to knock Tang Xiaohao unconscious, and then changed his clothes and ran away, but at the moment when his thought arose, Tang Xiaohao smiled at him.

Tang Xiaohao held the teacup and said, "You want to attack me, and then change your clothes and run away, right?" ”

Tang Xiaohao must figure out why this group of beggars led by Wu Tianlu is targeting the two guys who have broken the Golden Gate. The two who broke the golden gate were not from the Nanrong family, or the two of them just stole a token from the Nanrong family, so the beggar was not dealing with the people of the Nanrong family.

The other is Che Zhihai, Tang Xiaohao didn't know that Che Zhihai was sent by his father to Nanrong's house, and Tang Chen didn't tell him, but Tang Xiaohao felt what his father seemed to be doing.

Of course, at this time, Tang Xiaohao was not clear about the different ways, as well as the broken golden gate, and even the decanterium.

Wu Tianlu, who originally wanted to start, gave up, he already knew that Tang Xiaohao was completely different from the rumored number one scumbag in the imperial capital, a super loser.

Tang Xiaohao saw Wu Tianlu's appearance, and knew that he wouldn't say anything he asked now, so he got up and said, "You wait, I'll go find you a set of clothes." ”

Not long after, Tang Xiaohao came back and took a set of clothes and threw them to Wu Tianlu: "Change them." ”

Wu Tianlu looked at the clothes and said, "This is the clothes of the next person." ”

Tang Xiaohao frowned and said, "You dislike it? What qualifications do you have as a beggar to dislike the clothes of the people of the Tang Mansion? ”

Wu Tianlu immediately explained: "That's not what you mean, I don't know what you're going to do benefactor?" ”

"Don't benefactor benefactor's call, I get annoyed when I hear it, just call me Xiaohao," Tang Xiaohao turned his back to Wu Tianlu, "You change your clothes now, I will find a way to take you out of the city." ”

Wu Tianlu said: "I can't go out of the city yet, I ......"

Tang Xiaohao still turned his back to Wu Tianlu: "You still have to find the remaining beggar, right?" Five of you came in, and they died, and now it's you and the other one left, and you can't leave him alone. ”

Wu Tianlu saw that his mind was guessed, so he had to say, "Yes." ”

At the same time, Wu Tianlu also felt that Tang Xiaohao's mind was too meticulous, and it was rumored that this kid had no brains, except for harming the girl all day long and spending money like running water, it didn't seem to be true.

Tang Xiaohao yawned and said, "Then you can change it, and then I will lead you to find it, because if you go out alone, you will be caught by the Shendu Army if you can't walk a mile." ”

Wu Tianlu also knew that the Shendu Army was not like the arrest of the Yamen, the first thing to arrest the Yamen was to try people first, and the group of beasts of the Shendu Army were directly punished, and let you take off your skin first.

After Wu Tianlu changed his clothes, he said, "Xiaohao, I've changed it." ”

Tang Xiaohao turned to look at Wu Tianlu and looked up and down: "Look at it, how suitable this dress is for you, you have the talent of the current person at a glance." ”

What is the talent of the present person? Turning around and cursing, right? Wu Tianlu asked for help, but he didn't dare to be angry or speak, so he only got it: "Then let's go now?" ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "What's the hurry, my father won't let me go out of the house." ”

Wu Tianlu was really anxious when he heard this: "Then why are you asking me to change my clothes?" ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "If you don't change your clothes, if someone comes in and sees a rough man in my boudoir inexplicably, my nickname will become Longyang Gongzi." ”

Wu Tianlu asked again: "I can't stay here forever, right?" ”

Tang Xiaohao asked, "When and where did you agree to meet?" ”

Wu Tianlu understood, this kid still wanted to talk about it, but he thought about it, he went out alone, there was indeed a high chance of being discovered, and even if he had to get out of the city after the meeting, it would be difficult to use this kid.

As soon as he thought of this, Wu Tianlu saw Tang Xiaohao smiling at himself again, as if his mind had been seen through again.

Wu Tianlu said: "I told them last night that we will meet under the West City Gate today. ”

Tang Xiaohao rolled his eyes after hearing this: "Big brother, are you full of porridge in your head?" You entered from Xicheng, and then something happened, Xicheng must be strictly investigated, and you still agreed to meet in Xicheng? What do you think? ”

Indeed, but Wu Tianlu didn't think about it so much, and he didn't know how to explain it, so he had to look at Tang Xiaohao.

Tang Xiaohao said: "In short, you hide here first, don't go anywhere, I will find a way to go out to find out the news." ”

Wu Tianlu asked, "I'll hide in your room?" ”

Tang Xiaohao turned around and walked to the end of the bed and opened a secret door there: "Come here." ”