Chapter 25: The Scumbag Gets Married

When the little bell was holding Tang Xiaohao, Tang Xiaohao felt that she was hot all over, and something was obviously wrong.

Tang Xiaohao reached out and touched the little bell's cheek, and as soon as he touched his hand, it bounced away, because the temperature was so high that it was already hot.

Is this really poisoned? Tang Xiaohao turned over and got out of bed, hugged the little bell to the table, and the little bell lay on the table: "It turns out that you like to be on the table." ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "Don't move!" ”

The little bell said shyly: "Okay, don't move, you can do whatever you say." ”

Who knows, Tang Xiaohao turned around and opened the door and went out, and soon returned, carrying a bucket when he came back, and then directly splashed the little bell.

The small bell lying on the table was drenched into a soup chicken, but it still maintained its previous charming posture.

Tang Xiaohao asked with concern: "Is it better now?" Would you like another bucket? ”

The little bell was already awake and speechless.

Seeing this, Tang Xiaohao turned around and left, and just as the little bell slowly climbed down from the table and sat on the stool, another bucket of water splashed over.

The little bell was completely sober, wiped the water from his face with his hands, and wanted to stab Tang Xiaohao to death with a knife now, and then commit suicide.

Tang Xiaohao put down the bucket, reached out and touched the little bell's cheek: "It's cooled down, it should be fine, how are you now?" ”

"I want to die." The little bell said slowly.

Tang Xiaohao moved a stool and sat next to her: "Don't be like this, although I was almost violated by you, but I won't blame you, I know that you took the wrong medicine, so the root of the fault is not you, but in this world of lust, Anla, come, give Ye a smile, don't you want to?" That's going to give you a smile. ”

The little bell was silent, Tang Xiaohao smirked at her, and the two maintained this state for a long time.

Little Bell turned his head to look at Tang Xiaohao: "You really don't like me?" ”

When Tang Xiaohao heard this, he got up and carried the bucket and was about to go out again, but the little bell hurriedly stopped: "The effect of the medicine has subsided, I'm fine, no need to splash it anymore." ”

Tang Xiaohao sat back and asked, "Then tell me, why did you do this?" ”

The little bell said, "Because I like you." ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "If you really like me, you don't need to drug yourself, if you drug yourself, it means that you need to use the effect of the drug to do that, not at all out of your subjective will." ”

The little bell said: "I was wrong, but I am sober now, so do you want to try again?" ”

Try your sister, are you determined to sleep with me? Tang Xiaohao swallowed: "Little bell, what do you want?" I might as well tell you frankly that I ......"

"Can't you?" The little bell seemed to understand something, "Isn't it?" ”

Tang Xiaohao hesitated for a moment, then nodded vigorously: "Yes, that's right, you can see this, you are really discerning!" ”

The little bell walked to the door, picked up the cloth bag that had been placed there earlier, then untied it on the table, and took out a bunch of bottles from it: "There are a lot of medicines here, everything that can be found in the Shendu City is here, you can try them all, maybe you can cure them." ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at the pile of medicine bottles dumbfounded: "You are really thoughtful, and you have considered the worst result in advance, so you have made full preparations, the matter has come to this, I can only tell the truth, in fact, I am a ...... Girl! ”

Tang Xiaohao looked around after speaking: "Look at the layout in my room, it's completely the little girl's boudoir, I thought you already knew, so I didn't say it directly, which made you misunderstand, I'm really sorry, if you don't dislike it, why don't we become sisters?" I'm one year older than you, and you'll call me Sister Xiaohao in the future. ”

Xiao Bell got up, raised his hand and slapped Tang Xiaohao: "If you don't like it, I can say it directly, there is no need to tell this kind of lie that even pigs can't deceive." ”

With that, the little bell left angrily.

Tang Xiaohao chased to the door: "Hey, I'm just joking to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere, don't be angry, it's a big deal that I'll cooperate with you, my pants are half off......"

Before he finished speaking, the little bell turned back again, so frightened that Tang Xiaohao hurriedly retreated and hit the table directly.

The little bell was directly attached to Tang Xiaohao, and Tang Xiaohao asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Yes!" The little bell replied neatly.

Tang Xiaohao hurriedly dodged: "What I'm asking for, isn't it, don't you take advantage of the loopholes, okay?" ”

The little bell said: "I just roughly calculated, from the beginning of our acquaintance to just now, you have touched my hands and breasts a total of thirty-eight times, and there are countless other intimate actions, not to mention that I have already been on your bed." In other words, we have a skin-to-skin relationship, so I am your person now, if you don't recognize it, I will hang myself at the gate of your house now. ”

Tang Xiaohao sat down slowly: "If it is calculated like this, then all the girls in the Shendu City will have to marry me." ”

The little bell was very serious: "I don't care if you find other girls in the future." ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "Sister Bell, I'm about to become a colt, why bother?" ”

The little bell said firmly: "It's okay, if you have a conscience, you can take me as a concubine after becoming a concubine, if it's inconvenient, let me be a maid in your house." ”

Tang Xiaohao also said seriously: "Sister Ling, where am I?" I'm just a little bit more handsome and richer than the other men. This almost flawless face was given to me by Jiutian, handsome is not what I want, and the money is also my father's, what if I am disfigured or greasy in the future, and the family property is also ruined? ”

Little Bell smirked: "I just like your brazen appearance, it really wins my heart, I love you to death." ”

This is sick, right? Tang Xiaohao was speechless, but looking at this situation, if he didn't agree, it was estimated that Xiao Ling would really do something extreme.

Tang Xiaohao had no choice but to say, "Okay, I promise you." ”

The little bell was surprised: "What did you promise me?" ”

Tang Xiaohao hesitated for a while and said, "I promise to marry you......"

The little bell was stunned: "You marry me?" ”

Tang Xiaohao was embarrassed: "Sister Ling, look, I am about to marry Princess Baomeng, if I marry you first, I will still hide it from everyone, whether it is good for you or Princess Baomeng, it is not fair, so we will do the opposite, you marry me, I will marry you, and then I will marry Princess Baomeng, isn't it good?" ”

Little Bell was at a loss: "Then what will we call it from now on?" ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "When no one is around, you can call me wife, I won't mind." ”

I mind okay! The little bell was speechless again, but she immediately went out, and soon came back, carrying a bag of things in her hand, and when she opened it, it turned out to be all related props for marriage, some kind of red candles and other things.

Tang Xiaohao looked at the pile of things and was dumbfounded again: "You really came prepared, didn't you, you came premeditated, and the things were so well prepared?" Not only drugs, but also things for the wedding service? ”

The little bell pulled out the female sword and aimed it at his throat: "If you regret it, I will die in front of you now, and I promise to splash your blood." ”

Tang Xiaohao immediately said: "If you don't regret it, you will visit the church immediately." ”

The little bell quickly set things up, lit the candle, dragged Tang Xiaohao to kneel, and then looked at Tang Xiaohao and said, "Swear." ”

Tang Xiaohao immediately raised his fingers: "I swear ......"

"Swear with three fingers, not the middle finger!" Little Bell gritted her teeth and said, "You're not afraid of being struck by lightning?" ”

Tang Xiaohao immediately corrected: "I swear...... No, if you marry me, shouldn't you say it first? ”

Little Bell looked at the moon in the sky: "Nine heavens are above, my Xiaoling is willing to marry Tang Xiaohao today...... As a wife, until death, if I break my oath, the sky will thunder, and I will have to break my bones and scatter ashes when I die, and I will never be able to live beyond my life. ”

Such a vicious oath is said, this girl seems to be serious. Tang Xiaohao took a deep breath and looked at the sky: "Nine heavens are above, I, Tang Xiaohao, am willing to marry ...... What's your name? Daimyo? ”

Little Bell said: "I don't have a big name, just called Xiaoling, since the two of us are married, I will be surnamed Tang in the future, called Tang Ling, the bell of the bell, because the name of the little bell is called by you." ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "Then why isn't it called Tang Zhong?" I think the name Tang Zhong is also good. ”

Can't you just be a little more serious for a while? Xiao Ling drew his sword expressionlessly, Tang Xiaohao immediately looked at the sky and said solemnly: "I, Tang Xiaohao, am willing to marry Tang Ling, and I won't repeat the oath after that, anyway, what I said to her is the same thing, then I won't bother God here, I wish you a happy life, goodbye!" ”

The little bell put the sword on his neck and threatened: "Say it completely, or my blood will be splattered on the spot!" ”

Tang Xiaohao, who originally wanted to play tricks, had to repeat the oath with a sad face.

The little bell then faced Tang Xiaohao: "Kiss me." ”

Tang Xiaohao said: "I forgot to brush my teeth tonight, and I also ate garlic mixed with durian at night." ”

Little Bell smiled and said, "Even if you eat tonight, you have to kiss me." ”

Tang Xiaohao had to step forward, and when his lips were about to come to him, the little bell took off the veil and took the initiative to greet him, and when his lips touched together, Tang Xiaohao looked at the little bell with his eyes closed, and he didn't dare to come out.

After a long time, the little bell moved his mouth away, and his cheeks were crimson: "Do you want a round room tonight?" If not, I'll leave first, and I'll come back to you tomorrow. ”

Tang Xiaohao was still kneeling there, looking up at the little bell standing next to him, his mind was blank, he didn't expect that there was such a face like a fairy face under the veil.

If the little bell takes off her veil and walks on the streets of Shendu City, she will not only be watched, but may also be worshipped.

Tang Xiaohao lowered his head, and at the same time wiped his hands, wiping something with his sleeve.

Little Bell frowned: "What are you crying about?" ”

Tang Xiaohao immediately raised his head: "No, I didn't expect you to be so beautiful, so I couldn't help but drool." ”

Sure enough, men are all virtuous, and this kid is no exception! Little Bell rolled her eyes: "I'm leaving, you rest early, by the way, do you have anything you want to eat, I'll make it and bring it to you tomorrow?" ”

Tang Xiaohao got up and said shyly, "Can I eat you?" ”

The little bell said expressionlessly: "I gave you a chance just now, but you refused it yourself, I'll go, sleep by yourself." ”

The little bell left, Tang Xiaohao chased to the door, leaned against the door frame and said, "I will wait here until you come back." ”

In the distance, the sound of a small bell nauseating could be heard in the darkness.

After watching the little bell cross the wall and leave, Tang Xiaohao's face changed, and tears were about to fall: "Damn, I married myself for some reason, and I also married a woman of unknown origin, it's miserable, if this matter gets out, not only will I not be a colt, maybe I will be divided by five horses." ”

Tang Xiaohao almost sleepless all night, although he was confident, he was not so rampant that he thought that there would really be a woman who would come to the door for no reason. From the very beginning, he was suspicious of the identity of the little bell, originally he just thought that this girl had a last resort, so he masked and did not reveal his true identity, but now it seems that the little bell was originally aimed at himself.

What is her purpose? Could it be someone sent by the Nanrong family to test him? If it were, Nan Rong's true appearance would have known for a long time, and he would have made some moves, but Nan Rong's family still ignored him as before.

So who exactly is Little Bell? Why did you do this when you were about to become a colt?

Wait, can't you just come for your identity as a colt? When Tang Xiaohao thought about it, he naturally thought of Princess Baomeng. However, when he knew Little Bell, the emperor had not yet issued an order, unless it was Little Bell and the person who instructed her.

This is not a trivial matter and should not be taken lightly.

Tang Xiaohao slept until three o'clock in the morning, and before he could sleep comfortably, the door of the room was kicked open.

Tang Xiaohao immediately got up when he heard the sound, because the only person in the Tang Mansion who dared to kick his door was his father Tang Chen.

After the angry Tang Chen entered the house, he grabbed Tang Xiaohao, who had not yet put on his shoes, and dragged him out.

Tang Xiaohao was dazed and flustered: "Dad, what are you doing?" What's wrong with me? You let go of me first, my arm is going to break! ”

Tang Chen didn't explain, dragged Tang Xiaohao all the way to the front hall, and threw him directly to the floor of the front hall.

Above the front hall, Tang Dun actually knelt there, and next to him there was a girl who was poorly dressed and sobbed with her head bowed.

Tang Chen, who was full of anger, sat back on the chair, pointed at Tang Xiaohao and said, "Rebel!" ”

Nan Rong Wenjun, who was sitting on the side, was expressionless, like a spectator.

At this time, Tang Weige and Tang Wangshu heard the voice, and Tang Wangshu was just about to ask something, but Nanrong Wenjun said: "It's nothing to do with the two of you, go back to the backyard." ”

Tang Weige had to grab Tang Wangshu's hand and leave quickly, Tang Wangshu turned around three times in one step, very worried about Tang Xiaohao.

Tang Xiaohao knelt there and turned his head to look at Tang Dun: "What's wrong?" Why are you kneeling here? ”

While speaking, Tang Xiaohao looked at the girl kneeling on Tang Dun's left side: "Who is she?" ”

At this time, the girl cried and said, "The weak woman also asks General Tang to call the shots." ”

This voice is so familiar, when Tang Xiaohao was about to get closer to see, Tang Dun also lay on the ground and shouted: "Please also ask the general to make the decision for my cousin, otherwise my cousin can only die." ”

Tang Dun and the girl cried and cried, constantly wailing, making Tang Xiaohao confused, and he didn't know what was going on.

Tang Xiaohao was about to get up, but Tang Chen glared back, so he had to kneel there and ask, "Dad, what's wrong?" ”

Nan Rong Wenjun said coldly: "What did you do, I don't know?" ”

Tang Xiaohao, who looked dazed, shook his head slowly.

Tang Chen slapped the table: "You drugged and ruined other girls, should nothing happen?" ”

Tang Xiaohao was stunned, and the jelly beans who were still licking their hair in the corner also looked up at Tang Xiaohao suddenly, as if to say: No wonder what kind of owner there is, what kind of pet there is, I finally found the reason why I became a scumbag cat.

Tang Xiaohao was about to explain, but Tang Chen said again: "If it weren't for the fact that she was Tang Dun's cousin, this girl would have gone to arrest the Yamen to report to the official." Say, how do you want to die? ”

Yes? Isn't it supposed to ask me what I should do? As soon as you come up, you want me to die? Tang Xiaohao was dumbfounded, at this moment, the girl finally looked up, and Tang Xiaohao saw clearly that it was none other than the little bell who married him last night.

You damn mother-in-law, it's over, isn't it?