Chapter 48: Dumplings dipped in vinegar
After climbing the ladder to worship the sky, it is to eat.
The so-called eating is that husband and wife eat together, but they can only eat three bites, and these three bites represent the nine heavens, the nine plains and the nine domains.
After eating, there is a sake sacrifice, and the ritual of the sake sacrifice is very cumbersome, and there is a lot of dancing to watch. This ritual is the same throughout the Nine Plains, except that this dance of the Rouhara Tuo Sibu is more shocking and lasts longer.
Therefore, the deafening sound of bells and drums directly woke up the originally sleepy Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao looked at the strangely dressed dancers in front of him, and then at Princess Baomeng beside him with a serious face, and asked in a low voice, "How long is it?" ”
Princess Baomeng ignored him, although she also found it cumbersome, but it was a necessary procedure.
When Tang Xiaohao wanted to yawn again, Bao Meng said in a low voice: "Hold back, you really can't help but bow your head, don't you understand etiquette at all?" ”
Tang Xiaohao couldn't hold back the yawn, so he could only lower his head and close his mouth to release his tiredness in a strange posture.
When the dance is finally over, the next step is to take a shower and change clothes, and the two need to change out of their wedding costumes and enter the table to drink with the guests.
After walking into the inner room, Tang Xiaohao stretched his waist: "Is the bath a bath for the two of us to wash together?" ”
Originally, Tang Xiaohao was just joking, but he didn't expect Princess Baomeng to say, "Yes." ”
Tang Xiaohao was stunned, he didn't know that this was the rule of Rouyuan, newlyweds need to bathe together, and then help each other change clothes, which means that in this life, the two must see each other frankly and get along with each other.
The maid first opened the door of the inner room, and then opened the bathroom door of the inner room.
After the door opened, Tang Xiaohao looked at the steaming circular pool in the bathroom and blurted out: "It's very similar to the bath in the Twelve Squares." ”
Bao Meng was puzzled: "What is the place of the Twelve Fangs?" ”
Tang Xiaohao knew that his mouth was fast, but he couldn't say that it was a place of fireworks, so he had to say: "The Twelve Fangs are the most famous bathhouses in the Shendu City, and the master's bathing skills there are simply first-class. ”
In fact, all the bathing masters there are women, of course, Tang Xiaohao has only seen it, and he has not really frolicked in the bath of the Twelve Squares, after all, acting is acting.
Bao Meng didn't know what it was, but said, "If you like it, you can invite the bathing master there." ”
Please come back? Then you're going to drown me in the bath! Tang Xiaohao smiled awkwardly.
Just when Tang Xiaohao was embarrassed, the palace maid next to him had already helped him take off the outer layer of armor, and then withdrew. Then, Bao Meng took off his shirt by himself, and then stood facing Tang Xiaohao.
Damn it, isn't it? Is it so straightforward? Tang Xiaohao was stupid, and he was also surprised that Bao Meng had such a beautiful body under his military uniform, and then, nosebleeds rolled out directly from his nasal cavity.
Bao Meng was stunned: "Why are you bleeding?" ”
Tang Xiaohao immediately covered his nose: "That, I have a nosebleed for a few days every month, and I happened to catch up today." ”
Bao Meng frowned slightly, stepped forward and said, "Is it the same as a woman's monthly letter?" ”
Tang Xiaohao didn't dare to look directly at Bao Meng, who was frank and honest: "It's almost." ”
Bao Meng raised his hand to help Tang Xiaohao remove his clothes, Tang Xiaohao subconsciously dodged: "What are you doing!?" ”
Bao Meng was also stunned, and at the same time noticed Tang Xiaohao's crimson cheeks.
Princess Baomeng is known for her ice and snow intelligence, and she immediately sensed that something was wrong, because if Tang Xiaohao was really a gentleman and a disciple as rumored, and he was the number one scumbag in the Shendu, then he definitely didn't react like this at this time, at least he wouldn't blush.
Bao Meng seemed to understand something, and a smile immediately appeared on his face.
Tang Xiaohao looked at the smile on Bao Meng's face, and immediately became vigilant: "What are you laughing at?" ”
Damn, this is clearly a scumbag's smile!? It's over this time, this isn't a good person.
Bao Meng said: "Come, I'll help you, from now on, I will be your wife, this is what I should do." ”
Tang Xiaohao retreated: "I'll come by myself today, I'm still a little uncomfortable, give me some time first." ”
Bao Meng didn't say anything, but stood there waiting.
Tang Xiaohao said: "You go to the bath first, you don't have to wait for me." ”
Bao Meng said: "According to the rules, bathe in and out together." ”
Who the fuck breaks the rules! There are so many rules for taking a shower? Tang Xiaohao had to close his eyes and began to remove his clothes. When he took off his clothes and didn't open his eyes, he felt that Bao Meng's hand was already on his chest.
This wolf-like can't wait! What to do? I promised the little bell to be as guarded as jade! Tang Xiaohao didn't dare to open his eyes, maintaining the posture of the statue and froze in place.
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Outside the Rouyuan Palace, Tang Dun and Little Bell were directing the palace maids and chamberlains to carry the things they brought. Although the identities of the two are also subordinates, after all, they are close to the master of the horse, and their status is a little higher than that of others.
The chamberlains in charge of the palace naturally did not dare to offend them, and they respected the two of them.
Little Bell glanced at the Rouyuan Palace above, unable to hide the sadness in his heart.
Tang Dun stepped forward and said, "Young lady, today is the young master's wedding, so many people are here, don't be like this." ”
The little bell said expressionlessly: "I'm not a young lady, the young lady is taking a bath with your young master inside." ”
Tang Dun said: "Bathing is bathing, taking a bath is bathing, in fact, it is different, and, in my heart, only you are the young lady!" ”
The little bell sighed, "That's because you and your brother still owe me a lot of money, right?" ”
Tang Dun smiled: "No, it's completely heartfelt, and it has nothing to do with monetary interests." ”
The little bell didn't dare to look at the Rouyuan Palace anymore, so he had to step forward and pick up the jelly beans for comfort, who knew that just after hugging it, the dog was not happy, and directly stepped forward and hit the little bell's calf, which means: Put my jelly beans down, you resentful woman!
Jelly Bean got into the crook of the little bell's arm with a comfortable face, and his eyes rolled with a cool face.
The little bell squatted down again and picked up the puppy: "Jelly Bean, you have to be single-minded to your wife, don't learn from your master, otherwise, you will be castrated!" ”
Jelly Bean was stunned for a moment, and immediately obediently put his head to the puppy, and the whole cat face was written with the words "I am a good meow".
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In the bathroom of Rouyuan Palace, when Tang Xiaohao felt Bao Meng's hand gradually slipping, he directly opened his eyes and took a step back mechanically, and began to dance his limbs to ease the atmosphere.
Bao Meng was puzzled: "What's wrong with you?" ”
Tang Xiaohao replied while dancing his limbs: "I am used to warming up before taking a bath. ”
Bao Meng nodded slowly, his gaze downward: "However, your movements are too big, and it looks funny to shake them around." ”
Tang Xiaohao realized something when he heard this, his whole person's movements slowly slowed down, and he covered the place that should be covered with his hands again, and the whole person was so embarrassed that he almost killed himself by biting his tongue directly.
Bao Meng looked at Tang Xiaohao: "I thought you were a weak person, but I didn't expect that you were quite strong, but you were not as good as those warriors in the Torth Department." ”
"I'm called thinly dressed and fleshy when undressed," Tang Xiaohao didn't dare to look directly at Bao Meng, "You grew up in Huayuan, have you ever seen the soldiers of the Tors Division?" ”
This sentence hit Bao Meng's sore spot, and she immediately said: "Although I haven't seen it, I've heard the nurse say it, and besides, my nurse is also a warrior, she can beat you down with just one hand." ”
Why do you think I'm going to fight with your nurse? Tang Xiaohao walked to the bath: "Okay, take a bath." ”
"Wait a minute!" Princess Baomeng stopped her sharply, and then stepped forward to hold Tang Xiaohao's hand, "I just said, go in and out together, this is the rule." ”
Tang Xiaohao said helplessly: "Okay, go in and out together, do you have to go in and out of the thatched house in the future?" ”
Princess Baomeng suppressed the evil fire in her heart and entered the bath with Tang Xiaohao.
Tang Xiaohao slowly sat down in the bath, and just as he was about to make a pleasant sound in his mouth, Princess Baomeng, who had just entered the water, stood up: "Okay." ”
"What? All right? Tang Xiaohao looked at Baomeng next to him, "Do you think this is eating dumplings and dipping them in vinegar?" Come in and squat and go out? Do you have any misconceptions about bathing? ”
Bao Meng got up: "Come on, change clothes." ”
The palace maid outside the door immediately opened the door and entered, and began to change clothes for Bao Meng, while Tang Xiaohao squatted in the bath like a quail, posing as if he didn't want to get up.
Princess Baomeng turned to look at Tang Xiaohao: "The guests outside are still waiting." ”
Tang Xiaohao said: "Don't you like the prince alone?" Counting the two of us, there are three of us, otherwise you let him eat first. ”
Because this is the Rouyuan Palace where Princess Baomeng lives, even if it is a big wedding, it is not possible to come casually, so the guests are all in the Tang Mansion.
Princess Baomeng glared at Tang Xiaohao: "Etiquette!" ”
Tang Xiaohao said: "Otherwise, you two can eat first." ”
Princess Baomeng's fists clenched: "Today is our wedding, you let me and Prince Xi eat first?" ”
Tang Xiaohao had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, I'll get up right away, what's the murder." ”
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There is a round table on the floor of the main hall of Jowon that is large enough to seat twenty people, and there is a square table on top of the round table, which means that the sky is round.
According to the custom of Rouyuan, the banquet should be placed in the open air, but the etiquette of Huayuan is different, so I can only compromise and set up a table in the main hall that represents the round sky.
There are only palace maids and chamberlains in the palace, and they all have to change into the traditional costumes of the Rouyuan Tors Department, but the decoration in the palace is mainly arranged in accordance with the way of Huayuan, because that is also the arrangement of Princess Baomeng, she has always grown up in Huayuan.
The hungry Ji Chengying was already sitting cross-legged at the table, looking at the dishes on the table. He knew that his appearance was indecent, but he played his younger brother Ji Hanguang, even if he was embarrassed, it was a shame on his younger brother's face, and it had nothing to do with him, the emperor.
Although Ji Chengying is the Son of Heaven, it is the first time he has seen so many wild hard dishes, especially the roasted whole beef in the middle, which has already made him yearn for the life of Rouyuan. You must know that the emperor's meals are very regular, although there are many dishes and they are all exquisite, but most of the time Ji Chengying is not addicted to eating at all, take the leg of mutton as an example, even if the leg of lamb is roasted in the palace, he can't just take it and gnaw it, he must let the chamberlain carefully slice it down with a knife, and eat two pieces of two, which causes his appetite to be greatly reduced.
You must know that this emperor is only 20 years old, and he is on the tail of puberty, he has a big appetite and a relatively unrestrained temperament, and he is bound by too many rules in the palace, so he likes this way of eating in Rouyuan.
Roast whole beef, roast whole lamb, roast beef, stewed mutton, mutton floss, roasted camel palm, hand-grilled meat, shabu mutton, blood sausage, milk skin, dried milk, milk tofu, roasted wheat, scones, fried rice, seasonal vegetables and fruits, Ji Chengying swallowed saliva while walking around the round table on the ground, and at the same time looked forward to the horse and the princess quickly bathing and changing clothes and coming out to eat!