According to Huayuan's rules, the bride will definitely stay in the new room all the time, with a hijab, a tassel around her waist, and a pair of red candles on the table. After the banquet is over, the groom enters the new house, lifts the bride's hijab, unties the tassel around her waist, and then removes the red candle with his own hands, and then enters the theme of the candle night in the cave room.

Kerouyuan's rules are not like this at all, so Bao Meng will eat with Tang Xiaohao and Ji Chengying, and then go to freshen up after eating, change clothes and then enter the cave room.

Therefore, Tang Xiaohao, who was sitting on the edge of the bed in the new house at this time, even thought that he should put his head on his head now and wait for Baomeng to be revealed. At the same time, he also clearly recalled that at the banquet before, Bao Meng drank a lot of mare's milk wine, as well as pure wine sent from the palace.

Let's hope this won't snore. By the way, I still have to prepare the medicine, if this girl really stretches out her claws to herself, she will either be drugged or stunned with a stick.

Tang Xiaohao leaned over and glanced at the treasure chest hidden under the bed, there was also a short stick made of iron and wood hidden in it, even if it was a person who had practiced iron head skills, he couldn't stand a dull stick.

At this moment, the door was opened by the palace maid, wearing underwear, and the outside was draped in light veil, and Bao Meng, who had been completely dressed as a Huayuan woman, walked in.

Tang Xiaohao had to admit that taking off his military uniform and changing into this glamorous suit is definitely something that a man can't refuse, but he is definitely an exception.

After the door closed, Princess Baomeng walked to the side of the bed and looked at Tang Xiaohao with a smile on her face: "You don't drink, this makes me feel very surprised." ”

You must know that it is rumored that Tang Xiaohao, a disciple like him, sings every night and has all kinds of poisons, but today he doesn't drink a drop of alcohol, which completely disrupts Baomeng's plan. Because Bao Meng's original plan was the same as Tang Xiaohao, he wanted to make the other party drunk, so that he could fall asleep when he entered the new house.

didn't think about it, but Tang Xiaohao replied in a righteous and stern manner: "It's easy to mess up when you drink, so I don't drink." ”

Bao Meng was a little surprised when he heard this: "Did I hear it wrong, can you say such words from your mouth?" ”

Tang Xiaohao looked serious: "Since you have drunk so much, you must be sleepy, rest early." ”

Bao Meng sat on the edge of the bed: "I actually don't drink very well, five cans of mare's milk wine, one jar of pure wine, I get drunk." ”

It's called a bad amount of alcohol!? You have a fight with that Tang Jiujin, what kind of world is it now, all women can drink so much? He had already heard that the stamina of mare's milk wine was amazing, and even those people in the Divine Capital City who were addicted to alcohol did not dare to drink so much.

Tang Xiaohao watched Bao Meng take off the light yarn that was on the outside, and immediately moved it slowly to the side.

Bao Meng was even more surprised when he saw Tang Xiaohao stay away from him. She originally thought that as long as she entered the new house, Tang Xiaohao would reveal her true nature, and then she would pounce on her like a hungry wolf.

Maybe it's because of my princess status? In any case, it still has to be carried out according to the original plan, and it will be said directly with a stick. Bao Meng stopped talking nonsense, walked to the table and blew out the candles, and waited for the room to be completely dark, and then carefully pulled out the long stick that had been hidden under the table.

At this time, Tang Xiaohao also took advantage of the darkness to take out the short stick from the treasure chest under the bed, and at the same time took out a bottle of medicine with the words "Good Night Pig Pig" written on it. It is a highly effective sleep drug, as long as a person smells it, it will instantly sleep like a dead pig, and it will also make a snoring sound like music.

After taking the things, Tang Xiaohao quickly hid in the bed, hid in the corner, hid against the wall, held a short stick in his hand, and watched closely in the direction where Bao Meng was.

After Bao Meng, who was holding a long stick, came to the bed, he reached out and didn't touch Tang Xiaohao, who was originally sitting on the edge of the bed, and asked with the stick: "Don Ma, where are you?" ”

Tang Xiaohao, who was squatting in the corner at the end of the bed, replied softly: "Princess, I'm waiting for you here." ”

Bao Meng stretched out his left hand to explore, and his right hand grasped the stick: "You stay there and don't move, I'll be here soon." ”

Although Tang Xiaohao does not know internal force and abnormal magic power, he has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and at least knows the most basic sound identification, and can also judge the existence of living creatures around him by relying on some weak gas flows. Therefore, Tang Xiaohao slowly lay on the bed, easily avoiding Bao Meng's outstretched hand, and at the same time crawling towards the diagonal direction of the bed.

As Tang Xiaohao crawled, he said at the same time: "My dear princess, I feel your fiery enthusiasm, I am in front of you, come on." ”

Bao Meng, who was kneeling on the bed, heard this, raised his stick, and his voice was even softer than before: "Then you must not move, I will throw myself into your arms immediately!" ”

When he said the word "embrace", Bao Meng's voice became thicker because he had to swing his stick hard.

Bao Meng's rough voice scared Tang Xiaohao into a cold sweat. What's going on? Why did this change her voice? The voice is so rough, like a yak!

At the same time, Tang Xiaohao also heard a loud noise from the position where he was squatting before, obviously something was smashed.

When the stick fell, Bao Meng also felt that the touch was wrong, obviously not the feeling of hitting a person, so he reached out to touch it, and then touched the hole she smashed in the bed board.

Missed, what about this merchant? Bao Meng was worried about being discovered, so he didn't dare to ask, so he had to continue to explore.

Tang Xiaohao, who was squatting on the other side, asked tremblingly, "Princess, what was that voice just now?" ”

Bao Meng looked at Tang Xiaohao's position when he heard the voice: "I'm going to hug you, who knows that I fell into the air, so I fell on the bed, scared you, right?" Don't move, I'll be right over. ”

What about you liar!? Tang Xiaohao was already sweating profusely with fright, holding a short stick: "I'm not afraid, princess, can't you wait to give me a loving hug?" ”

"Yes, of course, the cave room has candle nights," Bao Meng slowly got up, stood on the bed, spat into the palms of both hands, and then clenched the stick, "I'm here now!" ”

Because of the gritting of his teeth, Bao Meng's voice changed again, which made Tang Xiaohao realize that something was wrong, and he immediately hid towards the wall, avoiding the fatal blow at the same time, he heard a loud bang.

Tang Xiaohao, who brushed shoulders with death again, realized that Bao Meng had a weapon in his hand.

In that case, then don't blame me for being ruthless. Tang Xiaohao also raised his short stick: "Princess, it's better for you to stand there and don't move, I'll go over to find you." ”

The second attack was not successful, which made Bao Meng already a little impatient, and this time he didn't even bother to speak, and smashed it again with the sound.

After Tang Xiaohao heard the faint sound of breaking wind, he immediately squatted down to avoid it, followed by the sound of sticks smashing against the wall. He reached out and saw that a hole had been smashed into the wall.

Finish the calf eggs! This is going to kill me! Tang Xiaohao was frightened and decided to leave the marriage bed first. On the wedding night, this wedding bed was like a battlefield just a metaphor, but I didn't expect his marriage bed to directly become a Shura field.

Bao Meng has fallen into a state of rage because of repeated misses, standing on the bed and smashing around with a long stick.

In the knocking sound of "bang, bang, bang", Tang Xiaohao had already climbed out of bed, came to the table, hurriedly lit the candle, and then held the candle to look at Bao Meng, who was still holding a stick on the bed, tired and panting, and the marriage bed and the wall were already full of holes.

Tang Xiaohao looked at the short stick in his hand, and then looked at the long stick in Bao Meng's hand, and directly hid the short stick behind him. No wonder this girl is so arrogant, it turns out that the guy in her hand is longer than mine!

While the candlelight illuminated the marriage bed, Bao Meng, who looked embarrassed, maintained a posture of raising a stick, standing on the bed and looking at Tang Xiaohao.

The air seemed to condense at this moment.

A piece of wall skin fell and smashed at Bao Meng's feet, breaking the awkward silence between the two.

"That ......" Tang Xiaohao asked cautiously, "Princess, are you warming up?" ”

Bao Meng immediately put down the long stick: "No, this is a special ritual for us to spend candles in the Rouyuan Cave Room. ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at the long stick in Bao Meng's hand: "Oh, this kind of ritual requires the bride to hold a long stick and stand on the bed and wave it like a madman?" ”

Bao Meng raised the long stick and smiled: "Actually, this is a dance, called the big stick dance. ”

You also made up this kind of lie? Tang Xiaohao felt embarrassed for Bao Meng: "I know about pole dancing, but this is the first time I've heard of big stick dancing." ”

Bao Meng slowly got out of bed: "Actually, it's almost the same, the pole dance is softer, and the big stick dance is relatively domineering, just like beating the drum to cheer before the battle." ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at the wall: "So, treat the wall and the marriage bed as drums, and beat them desperately to achieve the purpose of inspiring people, right?" ”

Tang Xiaohao came to mind that on the wedding night, after the husband and wife climbed onto the marriage bed, the chamberlains and palace maids on the left and right sides blew horns, beat drums and cheers, and shouted loudly to cheer, this scene is too weird, right?

Bao Meng turned to look at the wall and the marriage bed, and he was startled: "Yes, that's what it means." Did you know that there are many gophers in the grasslands of the Rou Plains? ”

"I don't know."

"In the spring and summer, the gophers would poke their heads out of holes in the ground, and the people of Johora would hit the rats on the heads with sticks."

"So?"

"All, the big stick dance has another name - whack-a-mole!"

So, I'm a gopher, right? And, as you can tell from your strength, the full name of this game should be Kill the Gopher! Tang Xiaohao maintained an embarrassed but polite smile: "Princess, there should be some misunderstanding between us. ”

While talking, Tang Xiaohao used his short stick to tickle.

Seeing this, Princess Baomeng immediately said, "Why do you also have a stick?" ”

Tang Xiaohao looked at the short stick in his hand and said, "I see that you are dancing so much, and I want to join in and dance for you." As the saying goes, one yin and one yang, one short and one long. ”

Bao Meng couldn't go on, so he stepped forward and threw the stick directly on the table: "It's come to this, let's stop pretending, spread it out and make it clear." ”

Tang Xiaohao breathed a sigh of relief, and also put his short stick on the table: "Okay, since the princess is so refreshing, then I won't hide it anymore, when the princess saw me for the first time, she didn't hide the disgust and contempt in her eyes at all, of course, I also know that I am not worthy of you, princess." ”

Bao Meng picked up the short stick on the table when he heard this: "Then what are you preparing a short stick for?" Suicide? ”